₦airaland Forum

One day we will finally move past these rectangular phones just the way we left landlines & screenless & button pressing phones.
I wonder what will come next.

Racoon:
IVF?

so if you had the IVF option, you would opt for 9 kids? Besides, who told you IVF is a shoprite for babies?

See how they will fight this like 3rd world war.

I wonder the one Iya Basira does before cooking for the streets.

immortalcrown:
The itony is that the economy of Nigeria gets worse as these infrastructures are built.

We learn everyday oh! what is ITONY?

is it a scrabble word or normal English word?

i think it is time to update my dictionary app.

£2.3 Billion Pounds.... Okay

it will be completed in 2025 before Christmas.

Barteze:
Him go learn in silence no b must say him go comment.

smart answer. one shot of Jameson for you.

Shey na supermarket junk you dey chop for Germany.

Your own better pass some babes wey dey chop Arab delicacy for Dubai.

aimmoney9:
You for save the remaining balance give am make him buy am in fool.......

Boring! Try something else.

very CHEAP SKIT but I support the girl.

why give her iPhone 13 when there is iPhone 15?

If you wan be SIMP, better do it in full.

96ACE:
But how do these b*tches sleep in peace knowing that they’re involved in these paternity frauds??

they sleep for years.

then the worst is when you think of all the times the b;tch put pressure and made you feel less than a man because you delayed school fees or birthday party or some billing for this child while the real father is chilling somewhere

Barteze:
Confirmed indomie generation.

So everyone must be born in the same era?

small thing una don shout INDOMIE, so wetin make pikin wey dem born today do?

NaBanga:
Send the kids and wife away to family. Continue to work for a week then tell him, you are travelling to see them. Give him the option to stay in your place or find new accommodation. A lazy person will say they will stay. Turn off your phone. Hire some local guys to give him the beating of his life in the middle of the night. Have them say they will return each day for their pay, because they hear he has plenty money. At this point, the guy will be calling your phone. Make sure your phone is off. No one will need to tell him to leave. Within 3 days or less, he will be gone. Call him a week later to ask why he left.

All this for your own house again? God forbid.

if his name is Boris.

Boris please get your things ready. You are leaving this house tomorrow morning. Since you have left the work you came to do and your work is to tell the world about me and my wife, you have shown that you don't have respect for yourself or me and I will not wait for you to see more to talk about. Abeg gather your bag and move out of my house RIGHT NOW AS I AM LOOKING AT YOU 😒.

Obavoh:
As if that is not enough, Yesterday, he was gisting our workmates how me and my wife wanted to cause earthquake in our bed. I was embarrassed but I had to laugh it off.

Someone said this in public and all you can do is to come online to type on your phone, and you call yourself a man.

he's still in your house.
leave him there till he rapes your wife and daughter.

Deltancapo:
Bomb everywhere times 2 of what's happening in Gaza

why did you have to quote everything?

After the eating and pictures, Almajiri continues.

ezenna191:
One of Nigeria's best brains, an erudite professor

Prof. Aja Akpuru Aja.

do you have any papers, interviews or audio tapes of his works?

millionboi2:
I think the church later called him and helped him but he is not being truthful.

You can't be thinking and drawing conclusions at the same time.

Irupetepete:
If Peter Obi has won this election and things got this bad in Nigeria, it is either we have 3 countries now or the country will be on fire already...
Jonathan no do reach like this that they made the country ungovernable for him...
Everybody that has a hand in the suffering of this country, he no go better for una o..
The pressure has gotten to me, there are some people who have never asked me for a dime in my 30+ years on earth, they are beginning to ask and it is painful I can't really help as I should have

if one million people understood this comment, then I am number one out of them all.
every word just made sense to me but I couldn't cry. I was just laughing.

zeyt:
You got to be kidding me! I heard Bello Turji live in the amidst of community just like any normal citizen. People even pay him a visit. He attend ceremonies and pray in the mosque in his home town. They know where to find him and he is still declared wanted after all the crimes he committed against the humanity.

stop it joor.

they are seriously looking for him. or what else do you think they are wasting spending our tax payers money on?

Behave yourself

I go cut my di(k off if dem publish am immediately after this threat.

Adewale1603:
I wish I were those rats right now

grap your copy.... NOW!

no dey envy RAT. abi na MOPOL dey sell am for your area?

😁

Arobaga:
Meanwhile wetin Army people do delta people because no civilian can just wake up and pick up a flight with Army

This was the first question on my mind.
for a group of raggedy taggedy boys to overpower trained professionals, something is missing from this story.

Nursepepeye:
so now you want us to crucify the Uber guy right?

So you noticed it too?
She just wants everyone to buy her point of view and validate her reason for giving the guy a bad rating. You can bet it has crossed her mind already.

MaryMagdalenee:
No be my guy ooooooo.. He's training me for something important

Yeah he's training you.

Sirchiboy:
The case was charged to court and Emeka brought out his chats with Chinasa on WhatsApp and mobile money transfer he made as evidence before the judge as evidence.

The judge ordered Chinasa to pay N100,000 as fine and additional N50,000 as interest for the ’emotional’ damage caused Emeka on the matter.

Emeka well done 🍺

Shegs105:
...
We haven’t seen each other this year

My instincts keep telling me she is cheating.

Your instinct is telling you lies. Throw such thinking away and go ahead with the marriage.

Daejumong:
It is a great irony to see great clergymen who had an illustrious ministry laden with unbelievable miracles, healings and testimonies die in their prime!

What could be the cause? Did they fall into secret sin? Did they backslide?

Jesus died before 35.
What was his own sin?

coputa:
Producers of sachet water in Effurun, Jeddo and Warri in Delta State, have embarked on a three-day strike which commenced on Friday, 15th March 2024.

So they couldn't strike during weekdays

dem for just talk say na weekend flexing dem wan do.

Since he has decided to bring out the "uncomfortable topic" in public, He should talk about how women feel when they suck d___k too.
Apart from the fact that there are children in the audience, we should know that some things should be limited to adult counselling sessions but hey, who doesn't want to trend?

I saw this guy in 2020 at Ajah like he was just coming from a show. Such a nice personality.

Avoid drugs.

Yugoslavia247:
I will never go there again.

Never say Never.