₦airaland Forum

epondudu:
Yes, when you don't have your evil chance to tell other tribes who should be their governor

Are you blind? Do I look like your fellow tribalists? Don't try that nonsense with me, I might be of Igbo descent but don't let me show you the fulani in me! Dan sa'ama hanu, mar kunya kowai!

Northernblood8:
Well, His opinion does not matter. Does it?

An average Nigerian is Igbophobic, this might spread doom for us. This country needs to be divided.

Alhaji Isah also said that Tinubu wasn't a real Moslem and that it's an open fact. He said even Obasanjo said if Tinubu was a Moslem then he is one too. He said the North has never benefitted from voting Tinubu and Buhari had the right to fix Northerners in power because they voted for him. He claimed that despite the fact that the North voted for Tinubu, he filled the government with Yorubas. He also claimed that Yorubas were tribalistic.

The others kept telling him that Peter Obi was the best option for them but the power that be denied him access to the seat. Now all of us are feeling the heat.

From what I understood, Alhaji Isah was clearly suffering from Igbophobia because he couldn't pinpoint one reason he hates Peter Obi.

We should be careful the propaganda we spread on the internet because there are a lot of people who end up hating on a particular ethnicity because of what they hear from someone who often uses the internet.

Alhaji Isah fired back, this time I could fill the anger in his voice "That's just your opinion, the election wasn't rigged! Peter Obi will never become President of this country. When I first went to the polling station, I was confused on who to vote for then I hear those Igbos there talking about how Peter Obi is the best and how Moslem-Moslem ticket wasn't the best for Nigeria. Can you imagine how they think? They actually believed that the Moslem-Moslem ticket was gateway to the country being islamized! Alhaji John, can anyone force you to become a Moslem because we now have a president and vice president that's a Moslem. That's why I voted for Tinubu, at that moment, I didn't care if Tinubu will kill us all! I even called my friend and asked him to vote for Tinubu. Peter Obi can go to hell! 😡"

Alhaji Honorable tries to remind him that we're all in this suffering today. He told him that he's clearly misunderstanding the Igbos he met at the polling station, because the both of them knows that, that Moslem-Moslem ticket wasn't the right decision in a country like Nigeria.

Alhaji Isah remained adamant and complained about how Igbos were the problem of the country. He said Igbos were tribalistic and despite the fact that Northerners welcomed them to Arewa, they are still tribalistic. He talked about how Igbos controlled all the markets in the North, he used Kano as an example. Another man used Lagos as an example, he said because of how Igbos were populated in Lagos; they weren't allowed to vote.

Honestly, although he was making little sense but he can't going back and forth so he wasn't making a lot of sense to me because he later switched back and said that the main reason Tinubu was voted for in the North was because of religion.

He said Northerners didn't vote for Peter Obi because he wasn't a Moslem. He then went on to say that as long as Nigerians continue to vote based on religion, we will keep suffering.

I know a lot of Igbo and Yoruba e-warriors will flood into this thread to masturbate but that cannot stop me from writing this here. So, since the Nigerian government and my neighbors have decided to take away electricity; I now stay outside with some elderly men.

I think they actually believe I don't understand hausa that much because I love like the stereotypical Igbo man — y'know, lighter skin, and all that shít. While discussing this man, let's call him Alhaji Isah; so, Alhaji Isah said if Tinubu's regime continues like this, he would certainly lose the next election.

Alhaji John replies almost immediately: "Who told you that? You think he's gonna let that happen after all he did to become president?"

"Well, the Nigerian people are wiser now " Alhaji Isah fired back.

"Oh you actually believed he won the election? This man told everyone he would win the election because he was ready to play the dirty game. We all know Peter Obi won the election, then Atiku came second, before Tinubu. Didn't you follow up the case while it was taken to the court?" This one came from both Alhaji John and Alhaji honorable.


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nonhuman:
For the first time I am now enjoying 22 hours of light in Aba since last yesterday

Seriously? Please how much do house rents cost over there?

Preciousgirl:
Very madt

What?! Me? Oh my God, I'm fuming 😤!

Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works. Whatever doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.

It is hilarious how you are trying to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence. I like the way you comb your hair, so horns don’t show up.

Have a nice day… somewhere else. And hey:

I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult for stupid people.

Preciousgirl:
U are forgiven

What? I'm forgiven? Seriously? Are you Jesus? No, I'm upset — I'm tired of dealing with all of this drama on an empty stomach so I'm just gonna go to ponlydotcom so I can roast you respectfully! 👉🏿. Wait, why is my finger pointing that way?

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy. When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past.You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me.

You have such a beautiful face… But let’s put a bag over that personality. There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist. I would smack you, but I’m against animal abuse.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ. I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you.Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice. I didn’t mean to offend you… but it was a huge plus.

I don’t hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five. 🤡

Preciousgirl:
Whaaat

I'm sorry, ma'am. I thought the laugh emoji and last sentence was invisible.

Preciousgirl:
mm

Me man, say what u wanna say

Oh my God, I'm shivering so severely that I mess up my pants. Sorry ma'am, I don't got no intentions of asking you out on a date 🤐.

Preciousgirl:
What are you insinuating?

Are you the same moniker or not, ma'am?!

@Preciousgirl, what is wrong with you? I don't believe this is normal, aren't you the same moniker always talking about her boss?

Hi guys, the GeneralPula's video is ready and should be published today or tomorrow. However, due to the light issue, the editing quality is poor. I will just upload it and see how the YouTube algorithm treats it.

Rest in peace, Mr. Ibu
This doesn't seem real, life's just a phase — spend your time on Earth doing the things you love.

Wait... Mr. Ibu is dead?

If anything happens to that man, they will start flooding his pictures everywhere on the internet

FuckHomophobes:
Acknowledged boss

Thank you so much, sir. I really appreciate sir.

MONEY247:
It's well bro...
May you find a way out....
I can't even say how I navigate every day...

To feed sef nah wahala..

I was just thinking yesterday, if someone needs a kidney, mehn I will sell one....

It's not easy to be a man..abeg..

죄송합니다 — I'm sorry but bro, that cracked me up. Bro, it's so hard and the fact that I struggle with depression, anxiety,and other mental issues makes it very difficult. So I gotta force myself to stay positive or I might end up harming myself and I don't want that.

So these days, a man just gotta keep smiling in the face of adversity. I can't die now, the fam needs me.

madscientist88:
how much were you earning, why didt you invest your money in a solar inverter which would have done you good,instead of moving all across the country to find steady power supply?

I'm just starting out and trying to understand keyword and niche research. I done put out just 3 books and gotten 2 paperback sales and KENP reads.

Verbtips:
try use your phone 4 nw

Yessir, only problem is when the battery runs down, I gotta keep running round just to charge it again. There's actually power supply right now but I'm in darkness because of my neighbors .

FuckHomophobes:
Send me your account details via email sir.

Hello sir.


I just sent you a pm.

Geovanni412:
Move to Aba.

Geometric just launched, so light go dey stable in a couple of months

You still have not worked on your offer.

Show some seriousness and rework your offer.

Also telling us you are hungry doesnt help your cause, think about this,

Would you enter a restaurant that is half-full with smiling customers or one that is empty?

You're right, sir. I thought about everything you said and I realized it's the same thing I've been telling myself. I've got these ideas but when Nigeria frustration sets in, I lose myself in the mountains of depression and frustration.

So, regardless of the light issue, I'm gonna focus on using all of those knowledge and creating something out of it. Also, I've been thinking of moving to Aba lately... Thank you sir.

FuckHomophobes:
Send me your account details via email sir.

Okay sir, thank you.

Kenmatt:
You're talking too much.

If it's so, why have you not been able to excel and feed yourself on the one you claim here you know how to do best.

Excuse me sir, do you know me? I'm sure we use our hands to type not our mouth, so if you don't understand sarcasm or what fun is; then please keep your negativity to yourself.

Have a good morning...

Verbtips:
as a bizness man or enter.......
You must learn to improve your shop
(phone)
as for me i don't mind spending any amount on phone
even i don't have a car or house becus i believe since i make money through internet so upgrading it will help in so many ways
you suppose get power bank at least two even your money no reach original buy fake
and have it in the back of your mind na fake you dey use and work hard
china start by producing fake product
look at them nw

I really appreciate this advice, the problem is the last money I got was used to get another laptop after some evil thieves stole my laptop.

JOACHINpedro:
I'm scared right now

I can feel it in my soul, dawg.

tochez24:
Lol you're funny 😊😊

Do you really think our police is not working?? They're actually working my brother.... But they only work for the government!!!!

If Nigerian government wants you, the police must get you in less than 24 hr i bet you.

They don't need cia of fbi, they only need an executive order to actually function properly bro, if it's not coming from the top... They wouldn't do their jobs🙄

Honestly bro, if someone like me decides to live a life of crime; that could be disastrous.

Geovanni412:
You don't have customers?

Friends and family are your first customers

Use your facebook and reach out to ya school mates too

And be more specific in what you are trying to say

Sir, I don't got no active socials... Sometimes, I just be thinking that the fact that I'm broke is my fault but I can't really fight it since I gotta deal with the abnormalities Nigeria keeps confronting a man with.

I want to go into a lot of online stuffs but the lack of power supply is demoralizing, this year alone, I have moved to different towns and states because of electricity. Now, I can't do that no more because I'm broke.

And yeah, about being "specific", I just write different books on Amazon and publish — mostly on self development. It's so sad I'm just starting out and lack of power supply has decided to keep kicking me down each time I get up.

Man... Can't believe I'm literally ranting.

Aiight, everyone!

Turns out, nobody found me worthy. My battery is running now so I've got to go — I'm unbothered because I know I will overcome.

SuperOnyi,
out!

SIXFEETUNDER:
Download Grindr

Shut up, old fart!

JOACHINpedro:
Oshey supervillian

Are you trying to get me to unleash the monster in me?

Exousiang01:
Hunger never beat you.
Who dey hungry no dey look mirror

I'm sure I will overcome... I always do , Nigeria cannot kill me now, the fam needs me.