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Asavivian:
Well, bro, it sounds like life in Nigeria is giving you a run for your money – quite literally! If only hustling in Nigeria burned calories, we'd all have six-packs by now. But hey, you've got the spirit of a fighter, and that's worth more than any Naira. Keep your head up, keep hustling, and who knows, maybe one day you'll be the one writing articles on how to survive the Nigerian hustle with a smile. Hang in there, SuperOnyi!" 🇳🇬💪🏾😂

I've been "hanging in there" for so long that Nigeria is forcefully pushing my neck into that rope.

I can also do voiceovers for your YouTube videos and design your book covers.

https://www.nairaland.com/8028931/let-me-write-articles-less

Hearing my stomach rumble was a confirmation that even my stomach had gotten tired of being a 'property' of a broke man — it wasn't even Ramadan yet.

Not everybody would be brave enough to stand out and decide to chase their dream but I SuperOnyi did it. Seeing that I would never get to make my mother proud or be that "strong" big bro to my little siblings if I continued to work in that local bakery; I grabbed the bull by the horn and decided to earn a living out of my hobbies — writing, storytelling, and science.

I am just a high school graduate so getting a job that would pay me even as much as 50k is almost impossible, even university graduates in Nigeria find that hard. Just few days after making my decision, my laptop got stolen, and somehow through the help of my friend, I was able to get another laptop. Just few weeks later, inconsistent power supply became a trend, and I moved from one state to another just to avoid the wrath of Nigerian demons who derive pleasure in the suffering of Nigerian hustlers.

Now, my apartment is in darkness because my neighbors have refused to pay the light bill. I have become so broke and frustrated I decided to try out sport betting and got my heart broken into pieces. It's getting scarier because I have slowly become the perfect definition of that jobless uncle who stays at home all day doing nothing and my landlord is currently on my neck.

Nigeria has partnered with life to jam my pants zip against my testicles and I can't even move because I can feel a blade against my neck.

Please let me write articles on self development, finances, self-help, fiction, and so on for you so I can move to another apartment and possibly get my life back on track 😢.

I'm still available and more than willing to serve you better. I know this sounds crazy but I'd like to be open to you. My landlord is currently on my neck because I'm yet to pay my rent, I've been unable to upload new books on Amazon due to lack of power supply.

I wake up every morning looking at my laptop and thinking back to the first day of this year and how optimistic I was.

If you still doubting my credibility, I'm here to convince you — let me bleed my heart out into words that can match that perfect article you need; whether on self development or any other niche.

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I don't understand.... Today is my first day on this particular thread.

Thank you for clicking on this thread.


I am willing to write articles for your website for just 1,000 naira. My name is SuperOnyi and I'm creative writer, I have published three books on Amazon. With my writing skill, I have been able to deeply move people and get them hooked to what they are writing until the last word.

Here's one of my write-ups here on Nairaland about a real-life event:

https://www.nairaland.com/7970118/why-might-commit-murder-very

I will be glad to share my works with you and open for a long-term contracts.

Thank you.

Tradepunter2:
Of all the pages you saw..... It's this nonsense you saw to pull out Keep fooling yourselves

I don't understand... What are you insinuating?

abba190:
eseka12 i will never play ur games again oo this madness has to stop

Abba

I've been wondering if this thread still existed, turns out they've started a new one and it's now at 123 page. Oh boy! I really regret not starting this earlier this year, I can believe I have become so broke 😢.

indadi:
The moment I saw this dp, I know say na hungry man

;o

I can't stop thinking of those times I'd wide my girl's legs and go down on her, watching videos of raw cunnilingus leaves me salivating.

Now, I haven't been in any relationship since then because it don't move me plus I haven't met anyone I can trust as a hustler on a mission to eradicate poverty. I can't just date any girl because I'm very wild and crazy... Diseases are real🤦‍♂️

LalastiklaIa:
Just eating now and that's because I took a medication by injection today and so was advised to eat. You?

I broke my dry fasting same time with the Moslems — by sunset (6:44pm). I said some prayers for some seconds and that was it. I'm ready for tomorrow's challenge.

LalastiklaIa:
lol you are funny drank water by 5 and I ate by 9. Today will be no food

How's it going, man?

Blupen:
yeah free guy is the title of the movie

Not a movie but a YouTube video where the YouTuber (who's a gamer) tells the npcs in the video game he's playing that they're all living in an illusion.

LalastiklaIa:
lol you are funny drank water by 5 and I ate by 9. Today will be no food

Let's do this! Mine would be dry fasting but since I have ulcer, I will stay close to a restaurant .

I did mine today but drank water by 2 or 3 and decided to break it, I was also about creating a thread to notify the Moslem and Christian community that they're not the only ones going through Ramadan and Lent because a lot of Nigerians are on a voluntary fasting.

I'm seriously considering taking it seriously because I really want God to dissolve this country and wipe out this generational shame in the black "race".

Blupen:
my brother this life is not even real, it's an illusion

I love this, when you have such mentality, things like racism and tribalism would never make sense to you. Yes, you would have some sentiments mostly because of where you were raised but you would never see life like the others.

I watched this YouTube video where the guy goes to npcs in the video game and try to convince them that the life they were living was all fake and programmed by some humans.

Guess what?

None of them believed, they all said he was talking BS. Now imagine someone telling you that everything you've gone through — y'know, your beliefs, thoughts, and emotions were all part of an illusion 😳.

olawale780:
Life is a gift

No, life is suffering — no matter how rich I know I will become, I still wish I was never born. I envy those who have never been here, death is greater than living. It only hurts because you've got loved ones and losing you would break them.

People like @yarimo and @goodnewsforlife would never understand that life's just a game, it's left for you to make the right decision as a character and that's if the creator allows you to do so.

We don't know why we were put on Earth, so we created some differences like religion and ethnicity to make us feel special.

If you're reading this, I urge you to spend your life doing what you love as long as it's not detrimental to others — that way, when you journey to the unknown realm, you wouldn't have to deal with baggages of regret.

That emotion will break you...

Most of y'all are just bunch of comics, if Mr. Tinubu wishes to stay in government for 12 years; no obedient can stop him. You have all forgotten that this is Africa and how powerthirsty these politicians are.

Anyway I don't care about Nigeria because like I have always maintained, dissolution is the best option for this country. Till then, y'all can keep disgracing mother Africa and proving them white supremacists right!

madridguy:
I need not to google anything. Just paste a video just like Chioma's video against Erisco that anyone did against Indomie.

I'm sure you will attack me withe the usual "I don't care" however it is high time you take a break and go through some of your comments. From some of your comments I come across, you say your mind and make a little sense unlike @yarimo that I've known since I was a teenager and a guest in this forum.

But I digress, this was a perfect opportunity for the company to sell more of their products; every coolheaded businessman would know this. The first time I saw that screenshot of her criticizing the company, it had very few reactions but when the company arrested her, it blew up!

Sometimes, it's not everybody that every publicity works for, for a company that specializes on foods, this negative publicity will badly affect their sales.

This lady might have been wrong but this could have been handled better way because looking at this, one can tell the company is obviously doing exactly what corrupt powerful people do — get drunk with power while stepping on their adversaries and the poor.

If that company really did that, then it must go down! This can only happen in Nigeria, even big companies in the US would think twice before commiting such a blunder!

daddytime:
This is gradually turning into a self-hate discuss.

I feel sorry for slave descendants the world over because their plight are unique and the same. Systemic, endemic, and institutionalized battery and racism.

You'd think we African born and bred are better of, but my brother, every indicator points to the contrary.

You won't understand the effects of years of deliberate beat-downs and generational and psychological torture. You won't understand it particularly if you were already prejudicial from the get go.

Check out the black South Africans, the Surinames and most black Carribean enclaves including the Australian aboriginals. Only then will you begin to understand the extent of the damages done to these people's psyche on a generational level and that we the so-called freeborns in our motherland aren't fairing any better than the AAs you condemn here.

What excuses do we have. .who are the leaders we complain about..aren't they from amongst us..what have we done to change the status quo?

You made a lot of sense, the OP did too but in a wrong way. Us Nigerians are quick to point finger at others forgetting the other fingers are pointing at us.

Shokoloko:
That victim mentality is as a result of trauma.

Come to Nigeria, people are sitting down and complaining against the government. Go and get voters cards then? No way, they won"t. Victim mentality

Come to Canada. See the native Americans doing the same thing. They have been broken.

Have you seen a broken person before, who does not believe in themselves. Who does not feel they are worth anything. These people suffered rape (even the men were raped, children were raped), hanging, slavery, for 400 years. It wont be easy for them to recover.


It is not time for us to point accusing fingers at them until we turn Nigeria into Utopia. This same OP opened a different thread gloating about how he wasn't going to pay down the loan he took from a loan company. He is killing someone's business, rendering people jobless and coming here to tell BAs how they don't want to work.

You made a lot of sense too, I get what the OP is saying but Nigerians insult these guys while their own country is a shit hole and cursed.

ChizzyBuna:
We are talking about earning MONEY
you are blabbering about love..

Will love feed your family
Will love pay your kids school fees
Will love pay for hospital bills
If your mum needs urgent surgery
Will you use "LOVE" to pay for her surgery??
Why do you spend 18 years of your teenage years in school?
To get a job and earn money
Or
To get a job and earn love??
Imagine working all month and your boss pay you with "love".
U must be really stupid
You go to school to get a job
Then work for somebody s company
It's called scratch my back and I scratch your back.
You make the company rich and the company reward you with "salary" not love

Someone will go to primary,secondary school plus university just to work for another man's company.
Isn't that what everyone in the world is doing? So if you call it slavery then that means all working class people around the world are slaves.
Either u lack reasoning or your just dull

You just won me over with this comment .

HenryWilliams:
It's not easy raising a child with epilepsy or autism..those conditions will challenge any parent up to their limit and endurance.
Not excusing the murderous mother tho.

They won't understand. My big brother is over 30 years old and since from birth, he's not been able to walk, talk, hear, or have a normal flexible body.

Just thinking about him makes me sad and imagining how he'd be feeling seeing his little siblings walking around, getting married, and all that shít breaks my heart.

Too much suffering for one man when living on Earth even as an healthy man is enough suffering. 😭 I really wanna see my brother walk or at least do things for himself, when I get wealthy, I will take him to the best hospitals in the world and see if they can help him.

I can't imagine how painful it is for my mom seeing her first child like that.

VinCheckr:
Here is the answer to your question, through science we were able to find out that Africa is the cradle of the human race and Africans have the highest levels of genetic and phenotypic variation among all humans. This means that Africans are the originals that produced different human race.

Having traveled to some countries in the world and met many people from different African countries I can authoritatively tell you that it is not only the Igbos who have fair people among them. I have met fair people from Ivory Coast, Ghana, Ethiopia and Botswana. You can research on Gas, and Ewes tribe of Ghana.

Besides there are many fair Yorubas in Nigeria that are not mixed so how do you explain that? Africans are simply the originals from which other human races emanated.

Simple googling will give you proof of my submissions above.

Thank you boss, I've read about that too but the Igbo people just fascinates me and the stereotypes that continues to live on made me bring the topic here because I wanted to read other people's thoughts.