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RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 10:11am On Mar 03, 2024
FuckHomophobes:
Acknowledged boss
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Thank you so much, sir. I really appreciate sir.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 9:55am On Mar 03, 2024
MONEY247:
It's well bro...
May you find a way out....
I can't even say how I navigate every day...

To feed sef nah wahala..

I was just thinking yesterday, if someone needs a kidney, mehn I will sell one....

It's not easy to be a man..abeg..
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grin 죄송합니다 — I'm sorry but bro, that cracked me up. Bro, it's so hard and the fact that I struggle with depression, anxiety,and other mental issues makes it very difficult. So I gotta force myself to stay positive or I might end up harming myself and I don't want that.

So these days, a man just gotta keep smiling in the face of adversity. I can't die now, the fam needs me.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 9:49am On Mar 03, 2024
madscientist88:
how much were you earning, why didt you invest your money in a solar inverter which would have done you good,instead of moving all across the country to find steady power supply?
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I'm just starting out and trying to understand keyword and niche research. I done put out just 3 books and gotten 2 paperback sales and KENP reads.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 9:44am On Mar 03, 2024
Verbtips:
try use your phone 4 nw
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Yessir, only problem is when the battery runs down, I gotta keep running round just to charge it again. There's actually power supply right now but I'm in darkness because of my neighbors angry.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 9:42am On Mar 03, 2024
FuckHomophobes:
Send me your account details via email sir.
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Hello sir.


I just sent you a pm.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 9:37am On Mar 03, 2024
Geovanni412:
Move to Aba.

Geometric just launched, so light go dey stable in a couple of months

You still have not worked on your offer.


Show some seriousness and rework your offer.

Also telling us you are hungry doesnt help your cause, think about this,

Would you enter a restaurant that is half-full with smiling customers or one that is empty?
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You're right, sir. I thought about everything you said and I realized it's the same thing I've been telling myself. I've got these ideas but when Nigeria frustration sets in, I lose myself in the mountains of depression and frustration.

So, regardless of the light issue, I'm gonna focus on using all of those knowledge and creating something out of it. Also, I've been thinking of moving to Aba lately... Thank you sir.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 9:32am On Mar 03, 2024
FuckHomophobes:
Send me your account details via email sir.
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Okay sir, thank you.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 9:30am On Mar 03, 2024
Kenmatt:
You're talking too much.

If it's so, why have you not been able to excel and feed yourself on the one you claim here you know how to do best.
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Excuse me sir, do you know me? I'm sure we use our hands to type not our mouth, so if you don't understand sarcasm or what fun is; then please keep your negativity to yourself.

Have a good morning... angry
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 9:16am On Mar 03, 2024
Verbtips:
as a bizness man or enter.......
You must learn to improve your shop
(phone)
as for me i don't mind spending any amount on phone
even i don't have a car or house becus i believe since i make money through internet so upgrading it will help in so many ways
you suppose get power bank at least two even your money no reach original buy fake
and have it in the back of your mind na fake you dey use and work hard
china start by producing fake product
look at them nw
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I really appreciate this advice, the problem is the last money I got was used to get another laptop after some evil thieves stole my laptop.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 6:42pm On Mar 02, 2024
JOACHINpedro:
I'm scared right now
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I can feel it in my soul, dawg. grin
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 6:40pm On Mar 02, 2024
tochez24:
Lol you're funny 😊😊

Do you really think our police is not working?? They're actually working my brother.... But they only work for the government!!!!

If Nigerian government wants you, the police must get you in less than 24 hr i bet you.

They don't need cia of fbi, they only need an executive order to actually function properly bro, if it's not coming from the top... They wouldn't do their jobs🙄
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Honestly bro, if someone like me decides to live a life of crime; that could be disastrous.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 6:04pm On Mar 02, 2024
Geovanni412:
You don't have customers?

Friends and family are your first customers

Use your facebook and reach out to ya school mates too

And be more specific in what you are trying to say
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Sir, I don't got no active socials... Sometimes, I just be thinking that the fact that I'm broke is my fault but I can't really fight it since I gotta deal with the abnormalities Nigeria keeps confronting a man with.

I want to go into a lot of online stuffs but the lack of power supply is demoralizing, this year alone, I have moved to different towns and states because of electricity. Now, I can't do that no more because I'm broke.

And yeah, about being "specific", I just write different books on Amazon and publish — mostly on self development. It's so sad I'm just starting out and lack of power supply has decided to keep kicking me down each time I get up.

Man... Can't believe I'm literally ranting.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 5:31pm On Mar 02, 2024
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Aiight, everyone!

Turns out, nobody found me worthy. My battery is running now so I've got to go — I'm unbothered because I know I will overcome.

SuperOnyi,
out!
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 5:26pm On Mar 02, 2024
SIXFEETUNDER:
Download Grindr
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Shut up, old fart!
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 5:24pm On Mar 02, 2024
JOACHINpedro:
Oshey supervillian
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Are you trying to get me to unleash the monster in me?

RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 5:22pm On Mar 02, 2024
Exousiang01:
Hunger never beat you.
Who dey hungry no dey look mirror
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I'm sure I will overcome... I always do grin, Nigeria cannot kill me now, the fam needs me.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 5:20pm On Mar 02, 2024
Geovanni412:
How can you get clients when they don't understand you from the jump?

Your first statement alone and your bulletpoints cannot attract any serious client that will pay good money

Specialisation is KEY

What niche do you specialise in writing articles in?

What type of writing do you specialise in doing...is it grant writing, academic writing, content writing, copywriting?

Your second statement is not an offer and is enough for people to dismiss you as unserious

Your third statement sounds like mere fluff because even if you are good at it, you failed to convince us by showing us either templates of your work or testimonials from satisfied customers

The same issues apply to your fourth and fifth statement

The only people who will approach you for work with the way you sound are people looking for 5,000 naira per article writers

Get serious

Make an acct with carrd and create a landing page showcasing your portfolio or post pictures from your facebook profile that showcases your portfolio

Refine your offer to one issue and be specific about the niche you are working in. Any other offer should be an additional package that goes together with the first offer. Example: You can offer to design book covers for kdp and paperback and editing kdp books. Target with this offer is people who want to publish ebooks.
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Thanks alot, boss. I do all that for myself so I don't got no customers testimonials. The original post was me just trying to sound economically funny — which went over a lot of people's head.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 1:25pm On Mar 02, 2024
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@Everyone, I just need your patronage to get another apartment and some groceries so I can keep publishing my books. 😔
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 1:23pm On Mar 02, 2024
Obainoman6:
I have a job for you, can you do armed robbery or kidnapping.
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No, I can't. I don't want to be a menace to the society, the pain they're going through is enough. If someone like me decides to do crime, you will need the FBI, CIA, and mossad to stop me.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 1:21pm On Mar 02, 2024
vivaAfrica:
Where is your location?
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Abuja.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 1:20pm On Mar 02, 2024
Kudducini:
Open a Fiverr acct bro
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I have one but don't really know how to use it effectively plus the light issue is my biggest nemesis right now.
RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 12:27pm On Mar 02, 2024
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I don't really know what that means but that's how I feel right now.

RomanceRe: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 12:21pm On Mar 02, 2024
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Fellow Earthlings, this is serious and an emergency — I'm hungry and as an hard-working man, I can't sell my body but offer services in exchange for money.
RomancePlease help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 12:15pm On Mar 02, 2024
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As we all know, broke people like me are terribly suffering in this country right now. Guys, I'm willing to offer my services in exchange for money.

The only thing that gives me hope is publishing books on online bookstores particularly Amazon but recently, the lack of power supply have become so severe that I've not been able to do anything. I actually quitted the menial job I was doing to focus on writing more books, I also did that because it wasn't really paying the bills.

This lack of power supply has made me hopeless, my neighbors have also become the Egyptians sent to torment me — these guys refused to pay the light bill so the PHCN guys angrily removed the whole wire while disconnecting the light. These Egyptians that English language forces me to address as neighbors never pay the light bill, they rather wake up in the middle of the night to connect the wire back.

I don't want to keep on ranting hence I have decided to:

1. Write articles, stories, or even books in exchange for money so I can move to another apartment.

2. If it's possible, I'm willing to "share my handsomeness" as it's not putting food on the table. Even though I don't care about my looks, I'm among the top 100,000 handsome men in Nigeria and if I start paying attention to my looks, I could be top 10.

3. I can help you create YouTube videos that will help you get monetize as soon as possible.

4. I can create book covers for you.

5. I can also do a voice over for you, I have a nice voice and clear accent.
RomanceRe: TINUBU: List 2 Things Tinubu Has Done You Love by SuperOnyi: 12:41am On Mar 02, 2024
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Me, I'm in pains.

No electricity
Hunger
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I don't wanna keep listing but we will overcome and when I do, I will raise my middle finger very high so the world can see that Nigeria didn't kill me, it made me a legend that will live forever even after he transitions to the other side.

RomanceRe: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by SuperOnyi: 12:27am On Mar 02, 2024
Snowx:
From this..I can deduce that OP is not more than 22years
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I'm surprised nobody knows Mrcork here grin.
PoliticsRe: Electricity: Neimeth Plans To Move headquarters From Lagos To Aba by SuperOnyi: 6:37pm On Mar 01, 2024
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I'm also considering moving to Aba too.

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