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Romance › Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 5:20pm On Mar 02, 2024

Geovanni412:
How can you get clients when they don't understand you from the jump?

Your first statement alone and your bulletpoints cannot attract any serious client that will pay good money

Specialisation is KEY

What niche do you specialise in writing articles in?

What type of writing do you specialise in doing...is it grant writing, academic writing, content writing, copywriting?

Your second statement is not an offer and is enough for people to dismiss you as unserious

Your third statement sounds like mere fluff because even if you are good at it, you failed to convince us by showing us either templates of your work or testimonials from satisfied customers

The same issues apply to your fourth and fifth statement

The only people who will approach you for work with the way you sound are people looking for 5,000 naira per article writers

Get serious

Make an acct with carrd and create a landing page showcasing your portfolio or post pictures from your facebook profile that showcases your portfolio

Refine your offer to one issue and be specific about the niche you are working in. Any other offer should be an additional package that goes together with the first offer. Example: You can offer to design book covers for kdp and paperback and editing kdp books. Target with this offer is people who want to publish ebooks.

Thanks alot, boss. I do all that for myself so I don't got no customers testimonials. The original post was me just trying to sound economically funny — which went over a lot of people's head.

Romance › Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 1:25pm On Mar 02, 2024

@Everyone, I just need your patronage to get another apartment and some groceries so I can keep publishing my books. 😔

Romance › Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 1:23pm On Mar 02, 2024

Obainoman6:
I have a job for you, can you do armed robbery or kidnapping.

No, I can't. I don't want to be a menace to the society, the pain they're going through is enough. If someone like me decides to do crime, you will need the FBI, CIA, and mossad to stop me.

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Romance › Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 1:21pm On Mar 02, 2024

vivaAfrica:
Where is your location?

Abuja.

Romance › Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 1:20pm On Mar 02, 2024

Kudducini:
Open a Fiverr acct bro

I have one but don't really know how to use it effectively plus the light issue is my biggest nemesis right now.

Romance › Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 12:27pm On Mar 02, 2024

I don't really know what that means but that's how I feel right now.

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Romance › Re: Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 12:21pm On Mar 02, 2024

Fellow Earthlings, this is serious and an emergency — I'm hungry and as an hard-working man, I can't sell my body but offer services in exchange for money.

Romance › Please help! I'm Hungry And I'm Ready To Do This In Exchange For Money by SuperOnyi(op): 12:15pm On Mar 02, 2024

As we all know, broke people like me are terribly suffering in this country right now. Guys, I'm willing to offer my services in exchange for money.

The only thing that gives me hope is publishing books on online bookstores particularly Amazon but recently, the lack of power supply have become so severe that I've not been able to do anything. I actually quitted the menial job I was doing to focus on writing more books, I also did that because it wasn't really paying the bills.

This lack of power supply has made me hopeless, my neighbors have also become the Egyptians sent to torment me — these guys refused to pay the light bill so the PHCN guys angrily removed the whole wire while disconnecting the light. These Egyptians that English language forces me to address as neighbors never pay the light bill, they rather wake up in the middle of the night to connect the wire back.

I don't want to keep on ranting hence I have decided to:

1. Write articles, stories, or even books in exchange for money so I can move to another apartment.

2. If it's possible, I'm willing to "share my handsomeness" as it's not putting food on the table. Even though I don't care about my looks, I'm among the top 100,000 handsome men in Nigeria and if I start paying attention to my looks, I could be top 10.

3. I can help you create YouTube videos that will help you get monetize as soon as possible.

4. I can create book covers for you.

5. I can also do a voice over for you, I have a nice voice and clear accent.

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Romance › Re: TINUBU: List 2 Things Tinubu Has Done You Love by SuperOnyi: 12:41am On Mar 02, 2024

Me, I'm in pains.

No electricity
Hunger
grin

I don't wanna keep listing but we will overcome and when I do, I will raise my middle finger very high so the world can see that Nigeria didn't kill me, it made me a legend that will live forever even after he transitions to the other side.

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Romance › Re: Guys Can You Drink Garrrrri In Front Of Fine Female? by SuperOnyi: 12:27am On Mar 02, 2024

Snowx:
From this..I can deduce that OP is not more than 22years

I'm surprised nobody knows Mrcork here grin

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Politics › Re: Electricity: Neimeth Plans To Move headquarters From Lagos To Aba by SuperOnyi: 6:37pm On Mar 01, 2024

I'm also considering moving to Aba too.

Politics › Re: What A Kwara Girl Told Me About Yorubas In Illorin Yesterday. by SuperOnyi: 2:49pm On Feb 28, 2024

I don't understand why the OP is being attacked when he's just educating us.

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Romance › Re: This topic has been removed by SuperOnyi: 2:44pm On Feb 28, 2024

I don't even know what to believe but I know there's just a lot of things we don't know about our planet.

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Romance › Re: Is This Guy Being Serious Or Mentally Ill? I want to make him famous! by SuperOnyi(op): 7:01pm On Feb 27, 2024

toujurs:
Bro you have strength o, this guy you are coming i can bet my life that this guy live like below the life of a peasant.

We all know how prices of essential products are on the rise. That guy could barely feed himself.

Haven't you noticed, those who were insulting P.O, have reduced drastically. These guys are peasants.

Ignore the unfortunate soul, his not worth your time.

I wish I can but I already sworn to make a video about this so I can't stop especially when I'm almost done.

Romance › Re: Is This Guy Being Serious Or Mentally Ill? I want to make him famous! by SuperOnyi(op): 1:52pm On Feb 27, 2024

Nemesis0147:
seriously
I have started following this thread and I hope the OP do the needful.

Hi.

@Vickygirk @CarlosTheJackal @toujurs @franchasofficia

Do you have any link to any comments calling for the extinction of a particular ethnicity? Comments similar to GeneralPula's? Please get back to me asap so I can forge ahead... Thanks.

Romance › Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by SuperOnyi: 2:01pm On Feb 26, 2024

Hello teenagers, as long as you got a vision and know you wouldn't be carried away by "the things of this world". As long as you're disciplined and a real one, please have as much fun as you want, doing the things you love with an unhealthy amount of hardwork, and you will still get the top.

No matter how you live, you will get old and die one day — or even die young. Don't let society make you take decisions (as long as it's not destructive to others or to yourself) that will make you unhappy and full of regrets later. Everybody gonna die but don't everybody live.

I regret not using my handsomeness to my advantage, I regret being so alone that I began to enjoy being alone — nowadays, I still can't get rid of that. I indulged in self hatred and let narcissists make my life miserable. Please don't be like me — be intentional and let the world take the middle finger as long as you know where you're going.

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Romance › Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by SuperOnyi: 1:55pm On Feb 26, 2024

Localemperor:
Imagine pIkin way dey depressed at 16 or so. That must bea lot mhen.

Bro, I guess you haven't been through that. I'm still dealing with mental issues that got worst in my teens. I started working even before I turn 10, I got into high school when I was 10/11 and I had to work for every penny I used to pay my school fees.

Life was hard and then I lost my dad two days to 13th birthday... Man, I didn't enjoy my childhood or adolescence, it was all work and work and mental issues. I was depressed, suffered from anxiety, PTSD, and etc. I wanted to die but I couldn't do it because I didn't want my family to suffer — I wanted to make life easy for them before I die.

I'm still working and working till date... I really regret not spending time banging hoès, or maybe having fun like other kids, and paying no attention to even my mother on how "pressing phone" would never help me.

I would have been rich today and my family wouldn't have to suffer; then I would have used my experience in relationships and sèx to write a book or create a YouTube channel and make more millions. Then invest it in my dreams of being a top inventor.

Fvck! 😢

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Romance › Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by SuperOnyi: 1:44pm On Feb 26, 2024

It was all work and work — by 16, I had to go for a usèless Nwaboi apprenticeship program that I still regret till date. I should have focused on online business and learning and mastering the act of f*cking like a pórnstar. Hell yeah, you read that right.

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Politics › Re: Gowon 1967 letter to British PM, Harlod Wilson, Surfaces by SuperOnyi: 12:16pm On Feb 25, 2024

EJEGBULEJE:
Joker, keep deceiving yourself, the letter shows nothing....you know how many countries stands with Biafra??

Nigeria was lenient on Biafra,they should have wiped them off the face of the earth....

That last paragraph got @GeneralPula in trouble, are you sure you wanna do this? Let me take a screenshot while waiting for another blasphemous comment.

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