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giftygirl1:
I have changed password once then I use my son's name. Now I can't forget the password even if I turn great grandma

That's an intelligent move.

Let me have that garri because my parents once advised me to cut my coat according to my size. I don't want to start washing dishes for a Madam who bleaches her skin because I couldn't pay for what I ate — if those foods you posted looked anything close to delicious, I would have bet she'd probably be prettier which can make me decide to let her be my sugar mummy but unfortunately they look like worse than gorogoro.

By the way, the moderator that pushed this thread to front-page most likely didn't see the name of the OP.

CandidAdmin:
Okay thanks.

But if you can still help me market am sha.

What exactly are you saying? Market your books? How?

I can bet my balls absolutely no Nigerian gets fazed when we hear any bed news, our immune system has developed a shock absorber which makes it possible for us to moan nawa oh any time we come across any bad news while anticipating another.

When you know there's a very high possibility a lot of Nigerians suffer from a lot of mental issues and Africa has over a billion population and Nigeria alone has over 210 million, you'd understand why Donald Trump wants to make more stricter immigration laws.

A very good development, all these cars, aeroplanes, trucks, and trains were invented by Europeans, hence must be rejected by Nigerians as it is haram to our culture—we can not continue to endorse hedonism like America where half of its population is obese.

Kudos to Mr. Tinubu, the President of Nigeria. Suffer no fit tire us, it is part of our culture.

elverdad:
The way God has punished your family with generational poverty. And these poverty will be in your bloodline for 8000 years

You better wake up because Peter Obi will never win the next election (or should I say selection?) . And he can't even save this country because it's irredeemable...

To save this country, there has to be a blueprint every leader must follow religiously or better still a leader that will selflessly stay in power to put this blueprint at work.

tensazangetsu20:
Lol if Peter obi contests in 2027, God will punish him and his family miserably. Tinubu must rule Nigeria for 8 years.

I 100% agree, only a fool still believes Nigeria is redeemable. Peter Obi will still lose miserably in 2027 and he can't even save this country, his followers better wise up.

Mali 3 : Burkina Faso 0


You can show appreciation later, you're welcome.

Saccharine:
Number one. Watch them crawl out of the woodworks.

If you're busy watching teenage p*rn, please narrow it down to yourself, stop making it a 'we' issue.

You watch finish come de give Green light and red light explanation for a minor who explicitly said her age and the man went out of his way to tell her to keep it a secret.

See how you tried to push blame to the child instead of outrightly condemning this wicked act.

One day will be one day for Una,shebi you de forget your age. Catch them young indeed.. Tuehhh

You better read people's comment properly before you come at them. SuperOnyi will continue to feed the world with the bitter truth even if it chokes them.

Usmanovic95:
If an average Nigerian can be guaranteed of steady supply of electricity, with that you worry less on alternative supply of power like generator and inverter and the cost of fueling and maintenance.

There's been power supply here since in the morning but these guys rather make them cut off the light. At midnight, they put it back on and when everywhere is bright, they bring down the wire. Can you make up any excuses for this?

papyjaypaul:
It's because there are no consequences. This same person will enter London and behave like an angel. Ask why

This is facts!

CandidAdmin:
SuperOnyi, abeg come and help me market my KDP books.

You're really funny, boss.

I remember how you quoted me saying something similar to this when I was deeply angered by the fact that someone stole my laptop but somehow I couldn't even respond in that state of mind .

I'm also a learner too, I have a diary here where I record everything I do on kdp — you should follow people like ilegend.d or pab.on's diary because I'm a learner like you.

giftygirl1:
I de Enugu too o... Independence layout. When you get link, your sister de here o

I'm sorry but I'm amazed.

You registered this account on 7th of February 2007 and have only spent a month and 12 days on the forum. How do you still remember your password or even remember that Nairaland still exists?

I assume you still use the same email you registered it with.

Passionnn:
For even including electricity bill in this matter spoils everything.
Do you know the sharp practices going on in these distribution companies? And fyi, electricity bill is not cheap where I live. We are just 3 tenants residing in my compound. Meanwhile, the estimated bill send us monthly averages around 25k. That would be around 8k per tenant. Meanwhile we still pay rents ranging from 15k - 20k monthly depending on the size of flat.
Meanwhile, the landlord had paid for prepaid meters long ago. Yet no delivery. The few persons who have prepaid meters often tell tales of how they pay less than 2k monthly since the power supply is erratic. So, they expect me to pay 8k for a service that normally 2k or less?
Prepaid meters is the way to go. If they really bother Abt non payment of bills they would have installed prepaid meters. But you see, estimated bills favours them the most and when a cunning man dies, na cunning man dey bury am

I'm talking from experience, there are houses without prepaid meter and each apartment's bill is often less than 2.5k. sometimes, they even find it hard to pay less than 1.5k while the bills keep piling up.

Natbrowny:
Why do Nigerians find it hard to pay the electricity bill even when it is as cheap as bottles of Guinness stout or even drugs like ice (aka npurummiri)?


Its OFFICIAL

OP is on drugs

An average Nigerian can spend thousands of naira on alcohol or these drugs that make their eyes pop out like kulikuli but can never pay the light bill. Na curse?

SuperOnyi doesn't need to get high on loupe or Igbó to point out the decadence in our society.

immortalcrown:
Remove electricity bill from the question. Nothing justifies theft but you are wrong in saying electricity bill is cheqp.
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I'm talking about people whose electricity bill is often never more than 2k monthly but would rather not pay so they can illegally connect the disconnected wires! And when a fire outbreak occurs or the transformer blows up, they start blaming the devil.

I'm talking about those Nigerians living in the polluted streets of gwagwalada.

Kidnapping has become such a lucrative business that these cowards now store people like goods like Igbo business men do as they attempt to dribble inflation.

Pathetic!

I'm waiting for that person with a long mouth like river Nile to come attack SuperOnyi instead of addressing the issue at hand.

Me and my cousin were just talking about this seconds ago but I told him I'm taking this to Nairaland. Our people say person wey ask, no dey miss road because honestly, it is clear a lot of us need mental evaluation.

Why do Nigerians find it hard to pay the electricity bill even when it is as cheap as bottles of Guinness stout or even drugs like ice (aka npurummiri)?

Please, are we allergic to a working society?

Why do we find it hard to return missing items even when we know who owns it but become crybabies when we lose ours? Why is stealing or commiting a crime seen as being "smart"?

Don't even start telling me it's a global phenomenon so I should accept mediocrity because others do.

Some of these people screaming "death to homosexuals" do not know that the Northern part of Nigeria have had homosexuals way before it got into the mainstream—yes, way before the coming of these crossdressers or whatever they call them.

Some of these Alhajis are ready to offer you a lot of money just for you to bend down like you make Hadiza do every time at the back of that store.

But I digress, it is really laughable and painful that no sector is working in Nigeria — oh, my birth country!

May God give us the wisdom to not take some of the videos we watch on these p*rn sites with titles like F**king a tiny teen school girl too serious; because the way these girls grow so big nowadays, you might end up like this young man.

From the chats, it was clear that he was just trying to catch her young because I would have said his gbola pushed him but he was reminded that she was just 15.

But come to think of it, does this woman really believe her "innocent" daughter didn't have a chat with this guy? This must have been what he felt was a the green light but unfortunately he didn't see the red light clearly.

My brother, beware of these little girls! Sometimes, I have to remind myself I'm over 18 and an adult because one could easily forget this.

People are so heartless and wicked, I just can not justify how an able-bodied man would choose to scam another man who's badly in need of help. I wonder how his penis would still stay erect the next morning knowing he cowardly stole someone's last penny.

Now, tell me why South Africans won't be "xenophobic" to you or why aliens wouldn't destroy humanity if they ever come in contact with us?

Spits!

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.[/color]

You look good but I'm curious, why do you always create threads like this every time you upload a new photo?

For a moment, I tried to stop myself from thinking of how pretty she is. She obviously really need help but the question I bet is on everyone's mind is where is her family or even her sister?

It's really sad there's a lot of people drowning in miseries all over the world.

I'd like to use this opportunity to let you know nobody really cares about you, you're a alone in this world. If help comes — just like I'm hoping she gets help even though I am not really in a better position — then I guess you're lucky.

So, for the sake of being responsible, let's forget the fact that I thought the thumbnail was really sexy, her voice beautiful yet sounded "vulnerable" which gave a nod to my spiritual gbola, and pray she truly gets help. I really mean it — I felt that feeling in her voice.

Mcslize:
It's probably your location. Try find out what network is very good in your location so you can be using that.

Some networks are not good in some locations. You just have to figure out the one that is good by asking people what network they are using for data in your area that is very fast.

Thank you sir

This might be the reason why I prefer using Vaseline because at least, my left hand wouldn't get stuck on my penis. If I decide to follow the footsteps of NwaAmaikpe, I might end up begging a Yoruba man with words like baba I swear this is my first time and ejor, yeye!

I wonder why this magun hasn't been used on all these potbellied politicians and "chiefs" sleeping with married women in Sheraton hotel.

Mcslize:
What network is that? Cuz mine is very fast.

MTN — I even angrily used my last 9k to go get another new modem yesterday, I just shut down my laptop few days ago because it keeps loading very slow; although better than yesterday.

I am never bored as my brain is always too busy, SuperOnyi is the type of person who takes we only got one life to live too serious; so I always try to keep my brain working even while I sleep.

When I feel like I'm trapped in the world of boredom, and Mama Sadiya is faraway, I find myself on that website that has the word "video" at the center and starts with "x" and ends with "s". It's not something I'm proud to say but at least, I get to understand how the labia minora and labia majora makes the world a better place.

The real boredom takes over immediately I forget why I was there and my left hand sinks down to my pants.