₦airaland Forum

evb2000:
Pls leave your money in USD. Forget abt the rumour that dom accts would be converted to naira. If they try it, the Zimbabwan dollar would be stronger than the naira. It would be the last straw. They won't be so foolish to take that route no matter how desperate they are.

What I did while I was saving up for my japa was to leave bulk of the funds in my dom acct and have some USD at home. Those days accessing USD was a pain in the ass. So, I kept some at home and kept the bulk in the bank as P.O.F. Because it is the one at the bank that the Visa Officer recognizes as Proof of Funds.

But you need to be disciplined with the cash you are saving at home. A wooden or metal safe (piggy bank) will also help.

God bless you, bro.


I don't have a domiciliary account as I currently use grey.co but I'm hoping that once I master this business, I'm getting one in preparation for the mission ahead.

evb2000:
Research. Youtube is a good place to start.

Bro, thanks for the advice on your thread. Do you advise leaving the money we receive from Amazon in foreign currencies like dollar and euro? The plan is to destroy poverty and japa by God's grace.

What a beauty!


If I was here, I'd quietly take my own share especially those mammary glands hanging on that chest like ripped mangoes — at least, that's all she might be able to offer.

We need more women like this, our ancestors too, didn't cover much of their body. You must think they were dumb until you experience Sokoto heat.

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No, everything are all my idea; there are people who use chatgpt to generate contents but it's a very bad move especially if you refuse to acknowledge it is AI generated.

The only thing I do is ask Google and chatgpt questions, and write mine. I also use chatgpt to check if my write-ups has any error and expand my ideas.

sunnychibs:
Hello SuperOnyi , I have been following your diary about Amazon kdp and I also want to begin my own journey.
I don't have a laptop yet and I want to start with my phone.
How do you write your contents, like the apps you use?.
I will like to know how you source your contents, thanks in advance

I use a laptop so the apps I use are Microsoft word for writing, and a browser like Google chrome where I access canva.com and kdp.

I use Google and chatgpt for my research.

The OP must be interrogated by the EFCC, he needs to explain where he got that amount of money and why he's spending it all on groceries; even our minimum wage is just a few thousands away from this amount.

Geovanni412:
Op, do you watch porn or engage in masturbation?

It's an important question because there is something called porn induced erectile dysfunction

If your answer is yes, stay off porn for 1-2 months then try again.

Yes, I do — I've already started staying away from them.

Let him also remind them that after accepting a brown envelope to vote in a godly man who spent millions or even billions mobilizing this votes, they have no right to demand for accountability.

Why would Nigerians be so heartless to demand for that from someone that used his last penny and even borrowed hundreds of millions to grab power? Do their votes even matter? This is the typical example of a dog who thinks he's a lion.

Therock5555:
Failure does not mean you can't get something right next time.

The real failure is giving up.

Thanks alot man

I wonder why people like this are allowed to castigate our country for no reason—insulting the people's president is tantamount to showing your naked yansh on the whole country.

Nigeria needs at least 1,000 years to get it right, so we the poor masses must cease complaining and enjoy this; while waiting patiently for 2027 to scream "obedient" and "atikulate" before bringing back our darling president to continue from where he stopped.

Absolutely stupid decision!

I wonder why the police are yet to arrest these lazy students who would rather suffocate in a dilapidating elevator than take the stairs.

Do they think this is some developed country or a country that values the life of her citizens? This is a big insult to this great country and it's very unfortunate the police are yet to arrest these students who were too disrespectful to think an ordinary elevator must be working properly.

Why should it when we have more pressing issues like ensuring Mr. Tinubu finishes his 12 years of governance before handing over to another enigma?

What about the ones stored all of these agbada wearing vampires' warehouses all over the country, underground houses, and invisible bank accounts all over the world?

Is the government trying to tell us that certain people are above these rules and the laws of this country?

What one of the greatest YouTuber of all time, Mr. Beast did in an East African country last year, has proven that most of the inhabitants of the African continent are barbarically demonic and their own obstacles.

If our government finds it hard to implement certain laws, they can invite people like Mr. Beast who's very accountable and ensures he gets the job done regardless of the rough terrains he encounters.

With that being said, I'll happily vote for an American hanging the Confederate flag in his house than these agbada wearing vampires. It won't be from my mouth you'd know whom they are.

European women should stop killing their babies, the world would need them to do exactly what Americans did to the natives hundreds of years ago—colonize and settle; if Nigerians start killing themselves over something that was created by the same Europeans.

As a Black American with the surname "Peterson" who supports the Republican Party infamously stated we need more white babies.

I thought and still do think he was biased to think only whites were innovative but looking at the state of the most populous black nation on Earth, it's obvious we really do need more white babies and less of Nigerian babies who would be brought up by dumb black parents who still think Nigeria needs hundreds of years to get it right.

They should have been so respectful enough in toning down chatgpt robotic generated texts.

This is exactly the same thing a man whose girlfriend was stolen by someone richer would say after taking his name and picture to a Fulani spiritualist.

In the future, a lot of kids wouldn't know a pen once existed; simply put, pens will go extinct. If I were you, I'd buy enough because if we do not divide this country before we all die; your grandkids or even great grandkids can sell them to a museum and use that money to japa.

That's if the one who sells it wouldn't be addicted to a lot of tablets, it's operation flex am and suffer continues.

Instead of joining the other side to take away a man's joy, my good women from Jos should take other measures like learning different sex positions and using the help of the vigilantes to force their husbands to head to the farm; at least they would be killing two birds with one stone — the factors like cold which push these men to become bums and eradicating laziness.

Or better yet, do something better than this like replacing these poisons you destroyed with drugs such as ice, loupe, and many tablets my Arewa brothers who hate touching alcohol take — these shop owners will make more money and you can successfully turn your lazy husbands into zombies.

But always remember they can still switch into monster mode in a second so if you do not like this idea; ensure you ban all of these substances to avoid a backfire.

This is because this action will not stop the typical man from Jos, when he has burukutu and pami mixed with raw ethanol to fall back to.

Those shops are also owned by other women's husbands who contribute to the economy 100 times better than their lazy husbands.

We all know that "1 Nigeria" is an artificial union created by Europeans,I don't really understand why you all think dividing this country wouldn't be the best option for us and our children.

Funny enough, people supporting this theory have never stepped out of their comfort zone; I have had the privilege of interacting with Nigerians from different ethnicities and have made a lot of friends. Supporting the separation of this country doesn't mean I hate them, it means I want the best for all of us.

Only a fool or ignorant person would think the division of this country would stop friends from being friends or stop intermarriages or even migration. The father of my sister's daughter is from the so-called "North Central" or "Middle Belt".

This is our opportunity to develop at our own pace while supporting each other as people who once shared a common destiny that was simply unworkable because we did it the wrong way.

Mr @Quality20, what exactly is your agenda with this type of thread? We both know there's nothing like "Hausa Fulani", you're either Hausa (Baushe) or Fulani (Agwoyi). We have over a hundred ethnicities in the North than what we have in the South.

And by the way, who told you these girls don't do naughty things? I'm sure you must have followed millions of Hausa and Fulani girls even to the bathroom to reach to such conclusion.

The same people I grew up with?? C'mon...

Therock5555:
I still go with my stand, brothels are not for newbies, those hoes can smell your naivety from a million miles away.

Try a regular girl, even if it means inducing her with cash, shebi na the same money you for spend for brothel.

You're right, bro. She really did sense it because I ended up losing money and didn't do shit; I guess she thought I was ajebo because of how I looked.

I could even tell she knew or was contemplating if I've ever been to a brothel before... But bro, what if I embarrass myself again?

Psady:
If the urge to do it wasn't there ,then why bother going to a brothel ?
Feel relaxed ,that time would come.

I understand you, boss. However, I also feel so angry for not having penetrative sex earlier — my friend urged me to do it instead of always procrastinating to avoid embarrassing myself when I get my own inexperienced girl.

Therock5555:
Your first sex shouldn't be with a hoe, know this and know peace.

It takes a level of semi-craze to deal with hookers, if you're still inexperienced, face upcoming hoes who haven't known the right side of the business.

I've had sexual encounters with girls years ago but I didn't want penetrative sex, so yesterday, I felt I could do it even if I didn't have much interest since it was my first time in a brothel.

I also didn't want to embarrass myself with a girl that knows me so I wanted to "service" myself and get ready for the things of this world . Plus these girls all end up hooked.

gaby:

I need help because things just got scary, I was too focused on hustling; now, I can't even tell my friends that I'm actually a virgin in my 20s because they won't believe. Even the girl didn't even believe when I said I haven't done this in a long time, I couldn't tell her I was a novice .


Nairaland help me !

gaby:
Kai....my boy don disvirgin.....

Sir, I couldn't do anything — I kept hearing my mother's words... I was so ashamed, I paid money for nothing 😭.

Nlfpmod, could it be anxiety? Or is it wrong to remain a virgin for so long?

What do I do?? I wish I listened to my friends earlier and started having sex years ago, don't tell me to focus on my life because I am doing so! I thought by staying away from sex, o wouldn't end up breaking the hearts of these women but I still did even as a virgin.

This was my first time in a brothel, the girl must have been so surprised to see a handsome man with beautiful eyes and hair that she asked me a weird question like which tribe you be?

It was clear to me that I was going to embarrass myself there, she did everything to make my mighty iroko tree stand like a champion but it kept nodding up and down like a drunkard.

I was too ashamed [s]to beat her up, get my money,and beat those who would want to help her,[/s] not because of her, but for a man who believed in doing the thang at the right time; it was clear I would have disgraced myself when I try to log into my virgin wife😭.

I guess I was anxious, thinking of other things, and thinking of my mother's teachings. Oh, SuperOnyi, the son of Eje!

I called my friend Paul and told him of how I wanted to go back to the ministry, that news alone made Paul forget about all his problems and how Nigeria has sucked him dry; he was so excited I thought if I was the one doing the do or him.

I wasn't really feel Hot but why should I worry since I was him with the erection of a rigor mortis. Somehow, I withdrew my last penny, walked round to make a selection and settled for the first girl we met.

...

Before you read this, I urge you to grab a popcorn, groundnut, or even water and drop just a little on the floor to appease my ancestors on my behalf. I never thought a day like this would come so fast even though I anticipated it...

I have always looked up to a lot of great Nairalanders like NwaAmaikpe, I wanted to help make the world a better place by letting a lot of women get to experience orgasm just like NwaAmaikpe.

Isn't that ambitious enough?

I figured out that since I'm going to be 22 in less than 2 months, it is time to listen to my friends who now believed I was either impotent, asexual, or devoid of these feelings that made a man's gidigidi a workaholic. One thing nobody knows is that I'm a virgin

After I came across a Nairalander's (@Helpfulboy) post of how his first sexperience was horrible, I decided I wouldn't let the God of my Mother stop me from practicing... Who would want his wife to point her oily fingers at him for not being able to satisfy her?


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