₦airaland Forum

PoloG:
If only Benjamin Adekunle had killed more, and Awolowo had starved more of your ancestors, you wouldn't have been alive to type this nonsense.

So i don't blame you.

Drop your number so you can continue from where they stopped, Dan shegia!


Stupid Igbo and Yoruba bigots that can't hold debates without cursing their ancestors!

iLegendd:
It's really annoying. I know Nigeria won't work in our generation, but I know one of the unborn generations will use technology to make the country great.

Thinking about that makes me even more depressed, I don't even want my kids to experience this abomination — Nigeria has failed the black "race" hence it has outlived its purpose. In my little knowledge, it's better it's dismembered or better still recolonized this time by China so these suckers can appreciate what they have.

But then, we've always been warned to be careful what we wish for because freedom of speech might be guaranteed but freedom after speech isn't always there—Mazi Nnamdi Kanu would agree.

Having read all your threads created with this moniker, that's what I'm trying to do as a young man. I'm really scared of how I've dropped everything about sex in the trashcan, I don't know what's wrong with me.

Thank you for creating threads like this, they remind me to stay focused.

This is exactly what I was thinking yesterday while peeing on a wall, I felt really bad but there wasn't any toilet close by. I don't really need to travel to other countries to know how f*cked up we are in this part of the world, u I can imagine how you feel.

In Nigeria, those considered "insane" are forced to become the demons advocates. When my friend got back from his hometown after leaving me in his shop for 2 weeks, he found a nylon where I disposed trash because I got tired of littering everywhere with used leather and other trash.

I guess, I'm not alone when I feel horrible for dropping an empty sachet water on the road or feeling enraged when I see mountainous rubbishes with unpleasant smell.

kals4luv990:
Ehe I for say
So how far yu,as police don catch d person, y dnt yu make a report too

I wish I can use a voice note to explain better.

Let me copy and paste a text I sent to someone on Whatsapp.

The idiot was actually arrested for another crime he committed in that same compound... The security guy has been in prison for months now because they broke into an apartment and stole clothes, shoes, and destroyed the new refrigerator just to get those copper inside.

Guess he snitched on the criminal and the landlord isn't willing to go to the police station because he doesn't wanna spend.

DaniDani:
You sparked so much tension only for you to let us know it's all about your fictitious stories

I'm sorry but y'all are seriously getting on my nerves! I don't care if you think it's fiction or not, the idiot has already been arrested for another crime he committed (perfect timing!). I don't know how you all reach to conclusions without understanding what someone's actually hinting at!

iLegendd:
My fellow feminist, make we no gree for anybody, especially men. We, the feminist are the king — men are trash and beneath us.

In other words, this is business!


In my words, this is brutal!

kals4luv990:
wait na even story
Mtcheww I just wasted my precious anger for nothing

What story? Someone stole my property and you think it's a fiction?? If you don't understand what I wrote, you could have just asked. Anyway, enjoy. SuperOnyi out!

kals4luv990:
Bro there is a saying that "Vengeance is of the Lord
but he uses Humans as work tools for It"
He really did a number on yu,I get means to kill him off without people knowing and the spirit will make him return the laptop before he dies..if yu serious just reply me
See the truth is that God forgives but Amadioha Doesn't forgive

Dear Nairalanders.


Last night, I did something that is too graphic to bleed it into words lest I bleed to death like that criminal whose chi made mad before driving him into a kamakaze. I tried to control myself but my balls was just too fertile to say no to an erection.

I did what I had to do, so before feminists come for my neck for doing what I did to a man whose wife just brought in a child into this world; let me explain.

Before redpillers ask for my head on a golden platter, before the security operatives would swing into action like a mother hen whose baby was taken away by a predator, before the government declare me wanted — I hope you all understand why this happened.

I'll explain but you will have to pay to read my story.


Modified: Some people are actually saying my story was fictitious without understanding the reason I wrote this, which is very annoying! I'm here crying my heart out but people who don't even know me are already making foolish assumptions!

I always try my best to stay away from negative news but how else can one stay away from negativity when it's part of life as humans and worst still, when you're a Nigerian. Besides, it seems when we stay from negative news, we are indirectly telling others to stay away when bad news visits us; because this is Nigeria, no one is safe.

No matter how hard I try to rationalize the actions of some people, they leave me rattled and electrocuted with the unpleasant smell of wickedness.

Why do these people act so evil?
Why do the government find it so hard to keep us safe?
Whom do we fear — the government, the security operatives who could kill you at the slightest provocation or our Nigerian neighbor who wouldn't think twice before slicing our throats?

abba190:
yeah u need to calm down first

I am. Thanks!

I'm just tired of condoning nonsense from criminals, terrorists, and unlawful citizens. Maybe, if we take an eye for an eye—they will end up blind not us.

abba190:
@superonyi im with you 200%, no gree for anybody this 2024 expecially thieves, that motherfvcking thief didnt know how much u hv suffered to get that laptop.
do whatever u can to get ur laptop back

Thank you, Dan Uwa. I'm currently trying everything I can to get back the laptop. My friend told me to calm down and currently running around all because of this.

Kai!

This is why I'll always prefer Mama Safiyat to majority of hypocritical Nigerians. If half of the population of Nigeria was as honest as this great woman, Nigeria would have been so great that we would be manufacturing pencils and gadgets like these here.

But I'm afraid she might be stepping on the tiny heads of the religious hypocrites and those men with gbola smaller than the size of that stick I mentioned up there, kids use for writing.

He deserved even worst than that, I guess the sex starved woman was just being considerate. He should be arrested and handled the right way a criminal should be handled.

Because honestly, I actually thought this was a p.orn when I first saw the thread. If he was wise, he would have just walked into that salon and offered sex in exchange for cash like a real business man.

There's no need to look out for any "Chiwetalu Agu" in your life, or any Uncle in your hometown to point your oily fingers at. Most of your fellow Nigerians are evil and wouldn't hesitate to ruin your life.

Notentitled:
Okay, I understand you better now, let him face the law then.

They say the police can't arrest him without any concrete evidence. My friend and I are still trying to lure him... That demon almost made me do something I'd end up regretting!

I hate it when terrorists, criminals, and unlawful citizens feel they're more "gangster" than the rest of us that chose to obey the law.

The truth is, making him bring back my laptop is a piece of cake but I don't wanna do anything that will hurt my family especially my mother. And covering up any traces is another piece of akara, I'm just considering those dear to my heart and how they'd react when they find out.

I pity those who thinks I'm just too scared to hunt them down for their evilness. It took me less than a minute to figure out the idiot behind this...

You know the person behind your pain but you can't react because you don't want to do something you'd regret. 😢💔

Kai, Allah Sarkin! I'm totally devastated! He did me wrong but if I get back at the monster, they'd call me the devil.

Notentitled:
Just punish the offender and spare the rest of his family, I take God beg you

As a law abiding citizen of this country, I have no intentions of hurting him or his family; when I said "I'll kill him", I actually meant I will make him face the law because I believe the law is supreme.

He will regret this.

Therock5555:
SuperOnyi

I know how painful shit is but take things easy, it's just a phase, everything would be alright.

Don't worry, probably by next month, we fit do collabo for one book.

The Lord is your strength.

Bro, this is the perfect definition of wickedness! I was supposed to go back to my base today, so I can kickstart my plans of becoming a "digital nomad". Bro, I was very broke but still made a bold move to quit that job that wasn't making life any better. I wanted to use writing to at least push myself out of this "hand-to-mouth" situation.

I even had to stay away from women for years... Can you imagine I served someone for years but this demon did a number on me? I still endured, started from scratch, and was managing. A nairalander even sent me 30k naira last year to get this laptop.

We just found out the guy behind all this, my friend also confirmed from someone who "checked and confirmed" it was him. I don't know how he did it. This is someone whom he helps financially, and even invites him to eat from the same plate.

Despite the fact his wife just gave birth, he chose to make her a widow.

duduade:
I feel for you but your last two comments kai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You will understand soon. Stay tuned, let's see the lunatic that would turn around to call me evil.

SuperOnyi:




You will see... At least, you will have a thread to feast on tomorrow or anytime I get that ba.stard. By Allah, you'll learn!

Already working on my plans, stay tuned everyone. It will be bloody.

AchrafHakimi:
OP I'm ready to follow you.
Mobilize me atake God beg you

You will see... At least, you will have a thread to feast on tomorrow or anytime I get that ba.stard. By Allah, you'll learn!

AchrafHakimi:
OP I'm ready to follow you.
Mobilize me atake God beg you

You will find out if this is just a joke or not, few hours from now, you will see! It seems you've never lived with a fulani person before or someone who grew up around them.

SuperOnyi:





Hollywood will make a lot of money because what is about to happen will leave many curious and speechless. I'm gonna force myself to sleep. I heard he's gotta a newborn baby but still decided to kill another man's child. I will start from there.

I rather die than forgive. I have never done this to nobody but they keep hurting me. I'll set an example that will never be forgotten. Whole family??

Hollywood will make a lot of money because what is about to happen will leave many curious and speechless. I'm gonna force myself to sleep. I heard he's gotta a newborn baby but still decided to kill another man's child. I will start from there.

Someone just woke up in the morning and decided that I was too stupid to have such big dreams, he got so mad that he broke into my friend's apartment and stole all the gadgets including my laptop. Not even the charger was spared...

I will get back to kdp as soon as I kill that basta.rd with my bare hands... I'm not the son of any politicians but a useless Nigerian youth who probably collected 5,000 naira to vote in a bad leader, decided I was the problem.

How humans can be this callous, evil, devilish, and heartless leaves me advocating for Lucifer's return to heaven. This is the just the beginning of a new year but an able-bodied man chooses to destroy another man's only hope. He's probably thanking God for a successful job but he should be digging his grave too.

We could probably go into crime but we didn't, even when I served as Nwaboi for someone for years but wasn't given a penny despite how I tried to remain clean; I still didn't allow the temptations that life threw at me to force me into crime. I've been kicked, punched, cursed, but I always endured...

This year, even though I am the definition of poverty, I decided to quit my job and focus on publishing more books on Amazon. But this monster was so mad, he wondered why a mere SuperOnyi would have big dreams like going to see his mom after 6 years of not being able to and trying to use kdp to change his family's current situation.

That laptop was my hope, but he snatched it from me. It was my life, there's no reason to live if I'm not living for the sake of others like my family. I'll track him down even if it takes me many years to do so, he will feel the pain I went through starving, working overnight in the cold and in the bakery — being burned by the oven. I'll torture him so much, but deny him the right to die—same way, life did to me.

I'll kill him.

sharpwriter:
Now, you sound like him especially with his logo... But I doubt whether you are his impersonation!

I'd take that as a compliment, and by the way, that emoji is my signature.