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I'm waiting for that person with a long mouth like river Nile to come attack SuperOnyi instead of addressing the issue at hand. |
Me and my cousin were just talking about this seconds ago but I told him I'm taking this to Nairaland. Our people say person wey ask, no dey miss road because honestly, it is clear a lot of us need mental evaluation. Why do Nigerians find it hard to pay the electricity bill even when it is as cheap as bottles of Guinness stout or even drugs like ice (aka npurummiri)? Please, are we allergic to a working society? Why do we find it hard to return missing items even when we know who owns it but become crybabies when we lose ours? Why is stealing or commiting a crime seen as being "smart"? Don't even start telling me it's a global phenomenon so I should accept mediocrity because others do. |
Some of these people screaming "death to homosexuals" do not know that the Northern part of Nigeria have had homosexuals way before it got into the mainstream—yes, way before the coming of these crossdressers or whatever they call them. Some of these Alhajis are ready to offer you a lot of money just for you to bend down like you make Hadiza do every time at the back of that store. But I digress, it is really laughable and painful that no sector is working in Nigeria — oh, my birth country! |
May God give us the wisdom to not take some of the videos we watch on these p*rn sites with titles like F**king a tiny teen school girl too serious; because the way these girls grow so big nowadays, you might end up like this young man. From the chats, it was clear that he was just trying to catch her young because I would have said his gbola pushed him but he was reminded that she was just 15. But come to think of it, does this woman really believe her "innocent" daughter didn't have a chat with this guy? This must have been what he felt was a the green light but unfortunately he didn't see the red light clearly. My brother, beware of these little girls! Sometimes, I have to remind myself I'm over 18 and an adult because one could easily forget this. |
People are so heartless and wicked, I just can not justify how an able-bodied man would choose to scam another man who's badly in need of help. I wonder how his penis would still stay erect the next morning knowing he cowardly stole someone's last penny. Now, tell me why South Africans won't be "xenophobic" to you or why aliens wouldn't destroy humanity if they ever come in contact with us? Spits! |
mamagee3: You look good but I'm curious, why do you always create threads like this every time you upload a new photo? |
For a moment, I tried to stop myself from thinking of how pretty she is. She obviously really need help but the question I bet is on everyone's mind is where is her family or even her sister? It's really sad there's a lot of people drowning in miseries all over the world. I'd like to use this opportunity to let you know nobody really cares about you, you're a alone in this world. If help comes — just like I'm hoping she gets help even though I am not really in a better position — then I guess you're lucky. So, for the sake of being responsible, let's forget the fact that I thought the thumbnail was really sexy, her voice beautiful yet sounded "vulnerable" which gave a nod to my spiritual gbola, and pray she truly gets help. I really mean it — I felt that feeling in her voice. |
Mcslize: Thank you sir |
This might be the reason why I prefer using Vaseline because at least, my left hand wouldn't get stuck on my penis. If I decide to follow the footsteps of NwaAmaikpe, I might end up begging a Yoruba man with words like baba I swear this is my first time and ejor, yeye! I wonder why this magun hasn't been used on all these potbellied politicians and "chiefs" sleeping with married women in Sheraton hotel. |
Mcslize: MTN — I even angrily used my last 9k to go get another new modem yesterday, I just shut down my laptop few days ago because it keeps loading very slow; although better than yesterday. |
I am never bored as my brain is always too busy, SuperOnyi is the type of person who takes we only got one life to live too serious; so I always try to keep my brain working even while I sleep. When I feel like I'm trapped in the world of boredom, and Mama Sadiya is faraway, I find myself on that website that has the word "video" at the center and starts with "x" and ends with "s". It's not something I'm proud to say but at least, I get to understand how the labia minora and labia majora makes the world a better place. The real boredom takes over immediately I forget why I was there and my left hand sinks down to my pants. |
Mcslize: I use the phone hotspot but it's so frustrating and slow. |
Mcslize: Good morning sir. Please what type of modem do you use? I've been unable to do anything because if the poor internet connection, even the hsdpa modem I bought 3 days ago wasn't even fast and got damaged the next day. Please is it possible to get a fast 4g modem that's kinda cheap because I already spent 6k another 1k trying to fix that crap yet it's not working. |
Next time, you order for isi ewu, remember you might be practicing cannibalism because goats like this are more capable of building a civilized society than an average Nigerian with the IQ of 70. This is like meeting a Nigerian who thinks beyond religion and tribalism—almost impossible! If the greatest of all time is a GOAT, then I SuperOnyi is one too. |
budaatum: Her songs are actually really good, dayum—this is art Come to think of it, it's crazy how these politicians destroy our only option while giving their kids many options. Look at them screaming black lives matter or queer lives matter while fools are on nairaland fighting each other. I do know that when I get to date one of these top politicians' daughter, her kpekus and heart will no longer be hers—I'll make sure she's the one he loves the most. |
abba190: Abba, only you "professional and tested"? ![]() |
abba190: Abba ![]() |
Nairaland is making it hard for me to comment. @ilegendd. Let's see. Sir, it's because she wouldn't really say she needs a heartbreak especially if she's one of those who strongly believe there's power in the tongue. Another possibility is you are indirectly telling her you're a bad guy with a deep pocket, with that question, she'd likely reply you with "ah 😂" and check out your profile. I don't know if I said this the right way. |
Nairaland is making it hard for me to comment. |
And by the way, this is a beautiful thread — this is something people pay to read in relationship books . |
iLegendd: I thank God everyday for comments like this, I always read in between the line and could spend time thinking about something people read and ignore. This is why I read all of his threads, God knows this is what I've always done whenever I'm demotivated. I've gone down to Dax's first post on Facebook, researched about his first videos just so I could understand how he grew a fan base independently—I literally tried to read his mind and think like he did. The same thing I did with Sik World, NF, Eminem, 2pac, and etc; that's the same thing I did with ilegendd, pabon, evb2000, and the rest of these great men on nairaland who have mastered the art of self-discipline or anything close to that. Same thing I do with pansophist's comments. Thank you all, I appreciate you all. |
While this is an interesting innovation, the big powers wouldn't allow this to penetrate the market except they find a way to exploit it and make more money. However, why does a part of me feel sad? Those Nigerians addicted to social media or pornography are often challenged by epileptic power supply, with this battery, we should be prepared to see news like man reportedly dies while watching porn for 7 days. We all know when these types of battery for phones penetrates the market, their biggest market would be African countries where having power supply for 24 hours is just too good to be true. It is sad what Africa has become—I really understand the mind of a racist, who would want to associate with mediocrity? Whichever way, the capitalists are waiting for this to make even more money... |
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