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Ladies, please listen to this man because although he could speak in many tongues but he chose to speak facts.

macphilip:
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SuperOnyi has been racking his head to really understand what this poster is talking about, because how can this man call these fat women angels? I've never heard of a day angel with a waist looking like it would break my preek as soon as I drive it into the kpekus.

When I decide to marry my 7 wives, I will certainly go for slim girls with big boobs and fine backside. I don't want my wives to look like lesbian mothers who share one son—me.

Because honestly, Mama Sadiya has all these features but I still go after Aisha.

macphilip:
yes possible. Kindly reachout

Please, how do I verify you're legit?

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Huh?? I don't understand.

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Honestly, I had to search for "Giannis Ugochukwu Antetokoump nairaland" to really understand what exactly this thread was about.

Screw you all for spoiling everything with your stupid tribalism but hey, I do understand you all but I'm still mad at y'all.

Yoruba tribalists are mad the dude has a soft spot for his mother which is stupid (I understand how they feel) because which man wouldn't feel the same for his mom especially if she's a good woman? They're wondering why he opened an Igbo learning center, forgetting that there are millions of Igbos living in Lagos and thousands whose parent's foolishness has made them My mama say I be Igbo. Funny enough, there are centers where European languages are taught. Black people are cûrséd !

Igbo tribalists are happy because the dude identifies with his maternal side (which is normal as no child is a bastard in Igboland hence the term "Nwadiala) and reminds them of a political party's candidate which was condemned for doing something similar to what the NBA superstar just did.

iLegendd:
Yes, it can, but there is 80% chances it will pump and liquidate you. Emotions is money killer.

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The judge was too lenient, these Nigerian demons should spend at least 5 years in prison. Can you imagine how the granny prolly felt while being maltreated by these monsters?!

Eat more fruits and please overfeed us with your threads, I enjoy them! That's one of the few ways to escape this current frustration I'm stuck in.

PoloG:
If only Benjamin Adekunle had killed more, and Awolowo had starved more of your ancestors, you wouldn't have been alive to type this nonsense.

So i don't blame you.

Drop your number so you can continue from where they stopped, Dan shegia!


Stupid Igbo and Yoruba bigots that can't hold debates without cursing their ancestors!

iLegendd:
It's really annoying. I know Nigeria won't work in our generation, but I know one of the unborn generations will use technology to make the country great.

Thinking about that makes me even more depressed, I don't even want my kids to experience this abomination — Nigeria has failed the black "race" hence it has outlived its purpose. In my little knowledge, it's better it's dismembered or better still recolonized this time by China so these suckers can appreciate what they have.

But then, we've always been warned to be careful what we wish for because freedom of speech might be guaranteed but freedom after speech isn't always there—Mazi Nnamdi Kanu would agree.

Having read all your threads created with this moniker, that's what I'm trying to do as a young man. I'm really scared of how I've dropped everything about sex in the trashcan, I don't know what's wrong with me.

Thank you for creating threads like this, they remind me to stay focused.

This is exactly what I was thinking yesterday while peeing on a wall, I felt really bad but there wasn't any toilet close by. I don't really need to travel to other countries to know how f*cked up we are in this part of the world, u I can imagine how you feel.

In Nigeria, those considered "insane" are forced to become the demons advocates. When my friend got back from his hometown after leaving me in his shop for 2 weeks, he found a nylon where I disposed trash because I got tired of littering everywhere with used leather and other trash.

I guess, I'm not alone when I feel horrible for dropping an empty sachet water on the road or feeling enraged when I see mountainous rubbishes with unpleasant smell.

kals4luv990:
Ehe I for say
So how far yu,as police don catch d person, y dnt yu make a report too

I wish I can use a voice note to explain better.

Let me copy and paste a text I sent to someone on Whatsapp.

The idiot was actually arrested for another crime he committed in that same compound... The security guy has been in prison for months now because they broke into an apartment and stole clothes, shoes, and destroyed the new refrigerator just to get those copper inside.

Guess he snitched on the criminal and the landlord isn't willing to go to the police station because he doesn't wanna spend.

DaniDani:
You sparked so much tension only for you to let us know it's all about your fictitious stories

I'm sorry but y'all are seriously getting on my nerves! I don't care if you think it's fiction or not, the idiot has already been arrested for another crime he committed (perfect timing!). I don't know how you all reach to conclusions without understanding what someone's actually hinting at!

iLegendd:
My fellow feminist, make we no gree for anybody, especially men. We, the feminist are the king — men are trash and beneath us.

In other words, this is business!


In my words, this is brutal!

kals4luv990:
wait na even story
Mtcheww I just wasted my precious anger for nothing

What story? Someone stole my property and you think it's a fiction?? If you don't understand what I wrote, you could have just asked. Anyway, enjoy. SuperOnyi out!

kals4luv990:
Bro there is a saying that "Vengeance is of the Lord
but he uses Humans as work tools for It"
He really did a number on yu,I get means to kill him off without people knowing and the spirit will make him return the laptop before he dies..if yu serious just reply me
See the truth is that God forgives but Amadioha Doesn't forgive

Dear Nairalanders.


Last night, I did something that is too graphic to bleed it into words lest I bleed to death like that criminal whose chi made mad before driving him into a kamakaze. I tried to control myself but my balls was just too fertile to say no to an erection.

I did what I had to do, so before feminists come for my neck for doing what I did to a man whose wife just brought in a child into this world; let me explain.

Before redpillers ask for my head on a golden platter, before the security operatives would swing into action like a mother hen whose baby was taken away by a predator, before the government declare me wanted — I hope you all understand why this happened.

I'll explain but you will have to pay to read my story.


Modified: Some people are actually saying my story was fictitious without understanding the reason I wrote this, which is very annoying! I'm here crying my heart out but people who don't even know me are already making foolish assumptions!

I always try my best to stay away from negative news but how else can one stay away from negativity when it's part of life as humans and worst still, when you're a Nigerian. Besides, it seems when we stay from negative news, we are indirectly telling others to stay away when bad news visits us; because this is Nigeria, no one is safe.

No matter how hard I try to rationalize the actions of some people, they leave me rattled and electrocuted with the unpleasant smell of wickedness.

Why do these people act so evil?
Why do the government find it so hard to keep us safe?
Whom do we fear — the government, the security operatives who could kill you at the slightest provocation or our Nigerian neighbor who wouldn't think twice before slicing our throats?

abba190:
yeah u need to calm down first

I am. Thanks!

I'm just tired of condoning nonsense from criminals, terrorists, and unlawful citizens. Maybe, if we take an eye for an eye—they will end up blind not us.

abba190:
@superonyi im with you 200%, no gree for anybody this 2024 expecially thieves, that motherfvcking thief didnt know how much u hv suffered to get that laptop.
do whatever u can to get ur laptop back

Thank you, Dan Uwa. I'm currently trying everything I can to get back the laptop. My friend told me to calm down and currently running around all because of this.

Kai!

This is why I'll always prefer Mama Safiyat to majority of hypocritical Nigerians. If half of the population of Nigeria was as honest as this great woman, Nigeria would have been so great that we would be manufacturing pencils and gadgets like these here.

But I'm afraid she might be stepping on the tiny heads of the religious hypocrites and those men with gbola smaller than the size of that stick I mentioned up there, kids use for writing.

He deserved even worst than that, I guess the sex starved woman was just being considerate. He should be arrested and handled the right way a criminal should be handled.

Because honestly, I actually thought this was a p.orn when I first saw the thread. If he was wise, he would have just walked into that salon and offered sex in exchange for cash like a real business man.