₦airaland Forum

Tell him to return it and come take my Itel P15 at that price.

Throwback:
Exactly!

Abi no be same candidate Peter Obi talk say he go remove subsidy immediately, and also canvassed for floating the Naira?

I don't give a f*ck about these politicians but with all due respect sir; you are a very senseléss bastard! I'm sure you're older than me but here you are playing politics with our lives. Are those tweets real or not? Or is the president above criticism? This is pure evil!

Yes, what you're doing is pure evil! You Nigerians are wicked, heartless, and demonic! You will reap what you sow!

I have never had the time to watch AFCON from the beginning, but I must watch the one by God's grace.

Bro saw it coming 💀💀💀


As for me, I just sit my ass down grinding every Nigerian election because I already know the outcome .

If I was your child and I find out that I was almost aborted but you were unsuccessful, I'll slap you for bringing me into Nigeria, and kick you down the stairs for being such a failure twice — getting a girl pregnant with no plans and failing at something so simple yet evil like abortion.

That's embarrassing...

Mr. Tinubu will still win 2027 election, I can bet my balls on that and even 2031 if he wishes to do so. I can't pray for everyone but I just want good people, my people, my family, and friends safe in those years of agony.

Most of you Nigerians don't deserve anything good in life

TheGreatIYANU:
If the US activates self defence protocols against an invading Russia, deploys defensive measures, activates redundancies and takes 'actions' to prevent destruction of its critical components, do you believe Russia will still exist afterward?

Chatgpt literally said IF it was PROGRAMMED to do so, it certainly will. Who are the programmers? Yes, you're right — humans! It is an AI and would only do as it is programmed except maybe AIs become sentient in the future.

High6ixxx:
Done let me know if you have seen it

Thanks alot, man. You're a real one, God bless your grind.

High6ixxx:
If 500mb is not little for you then do it

Done, I also commented — great video!

070NotAvailableInYourCountry

I don't know if the screenshot would upload but let me try...

The same sachet drink (Derok) a friend gave me when I went to his shop just last week? This might have been the reason my gbola wasn't erect enough to do some magic to the girl in that brothel.

High6ixxx:
Have you seen the data ? 500MB

Should I do it?

This is heart wrecking , I can't imagine something happening to my Mom because I might end up commiting suicide; I understand how you feel, I didn't forgive myself for years when I lost my dad back in 2015 as a kid in early teens.

Dang, this is heartbreaking. May Nigeria never happen to you again and may her soul rest in peace.

Nigerian politicians should do the same thing imperial Japan did for her Army during the second world war in a legal way to prevent something like this from happening close to a rock in Aso.

This murder has just too many 'What ifs' soaked inside: to identify the murderer(s), we must gain access to her phone. Check the call logs and find out who she called last.

With forensic fingerprint analysis, we are closer than ever to get them.

Then, interrogate those she hanged out with, her boyfriend (if she had one), her sisters especially the one she was closest to, and her neighbors.

When evils like this happen, you keep wondering if truly the people of olds were right when they said no man is an island. In a world where you risk getting your life snatched and your dreams of being great terminated, being an island might be safer.

This murder has just too many 'What ifs' soaked inside: to identify the murderer(s), we must gain access to her phone. Check the call logs and find out who she called last.

With forensic fingerprint analysis, we are closer than ever to get them.

Then, interrogate those she hanged out with, her boyfriend (if she had one), her sisters especially the one she was closest to, and her neighbors.

When evils like this happen, you keep wondering if truly the people of olds were right when they said no man is an island. In a world where you risk getting your life snatched and your dreams of being great terminated, being an island might be safer.

Ay, my boy
@Obavoh.


I've never really commented on your thread but I just wanted to let you know that with this type of contents, you will never have to do a stressful job ever again in your life; your kids would have the best life you wanted for them.

I got my plans too, so think and grow rich.

Honoredeblazac:
The way this Tyla is fine ehen. Only god knows how many times I have used my soap to do the needful while watching her videos. How person go fine come get better attitude like this. I love her so much but I don’t have money and marijuana no gree let me focus finish school, and I no get talent, and no get sense.

Bro , they said she's 22 which means she was born in 2001 or 2002 — Gen Z are getting old. By the way, I didn't even know there was gonna be a Grammy award event; I'm too disconnected from the world.

I don't follow the Nigerian or South African music industry as my mind is overwhelmed with making my Momma and Poppa proud; this may be because SuperOnyi hasn't been in the four walls of social media for so long.

However, I must admit the song the OP shared here is actually good enough to get a Grammy award and although she doesn't have the type of boobs I crave for; I'm going to love her in my bed.

richie240:
4000 kwa, I thought it's 4 million nau.
'Awa ppl' and exaggeration
.

When I call Africàns mønkeys, people think I'm racist even though I also have African blood flowing in my veins. You Africans should be more focused on the fact that you lost an opportunity to have a black nation blacks all over the world could have been proud of.

I'm currently rereading the Ahiara Declaration and I'm covered in shame how black mónkèys would starve their own kind including women and children. When my son become the president of America, I will make sure he invades and colonize Africa, particularly Nigeria.

Only Black Americans and other diasporan blacks may have the right to say "black lives matter" not you ûsêléss descendants of mónkèys! Your lives ain't worth sh*t!


Disclaimer: Slim Shady

Dear Ikemba Ojukwu,

continue to rest in peace, I'm so sorry the world ganged up against you and your people; I can't imagine the responsibilities on your shoulders as young man in his 30s from a wealthy family.

I read some of your speeches as a teenager and I got so emotional, I really wish I could turn back the hand of time; what even hurts the most is the fact that Chinua Achebe died without witnessing the resurrection of Biafra.

Indeed, there was a country! Biafra, come back 😭😭😭! Ah, Ya Allah taimaikemu!

Thinking about Biafra technological achievements makes my heart heavy, hate or love Biafra, one thing is clear, it would have been very technological advanced compared to other African countries.

Yes, there's a high possibility Ojukwu would have stayed in power for decades but that wouldn't stop Biafra's technological feats; they would have alienated themselves from the Western world especially Britain for years while producing more weapons to protect themselves.

Eventually, they would open up and Ojukwu would hand over to another radical leader in a democratic Biafra (just like South Korea).

Ah, I'm pained 😭! We had just one opportunity and we lost it! Ah, Mama Africa — walahi, Allah kaba'amu Biafra! Biafra please come back with leaders with the same qualities as those of 1960s! Ah, Allah Sarkin! 😭

Dimaya:
Hmmm. I wish you well with this your letter.

Obasanjo wrote worse.

This letter is also meant for Obasanjo.

evb2000:
Grey pays almost at black market rate. Depending on your income, you can buy USD at the black market rate for safe keeping.

I will start that as soon as I start earning big, thank you.

Everyday I keep seeing more signs that making sure a lot of frustrated women get to experience orgasm is one of my missions on Earth. You asked, who would marry those beautiful women? Read my lips: I will!

tsephanyah:
it will take days to explain this to you

It's okay to criticize the government of the day but calling people out for being biased enough to vote based on "ethnicity and religion" when your signature reads "Sardauna was right about the nyamiris (igbos)" is not only ironic but also worrisome.

I can bet my balls Sardauna didn't even meet up to 100 Igbo people before he died, let's say he had a bad experience with some Igbos, how then does the actions of few people incriminate millions of people?

@nlfpmod

Is it possible for Nigerian politicians to oblige to this requests? I need them to see this letter.

Dear Nigerian Politicians,


I hope you all had productive week full of all the good things I can only imagine. As years pass by, I find myself alienated by the state of this great nation — my mental health has become akin to a dirty rag, I've shed tears as I suffocate but God forbid SuperOnyi ends up as a statistics—one that isn't even entirely correct.

And with the transitions I've gone through over the years, if I write down my raw thoughts, the same thing that happened to Nnamdi Azikiwe (replace the last name with Kanu) would surely happen to me; and I might be un-alived before the cock crows.

I've been called unpatriotic and crazy because I've always had a different and "weird" view of this country which can be described as anything but great. A wise Nairalander once said "you can never bet against Nigeria and lose" and this words keep manifesting like a prophecy.

I remember how "patriotic" I used to be, even as a kid, I can still feel the adrenaline of patriotism that flowed through my veins and how I'd stand like a soldier any time the national anthem was being recited. It felt good to have something I'd readily give my life too, but I keep wondering if any of you feel the same patriotism.

Do you feel motivated to make your country great like these western countries you visit?

Do you feel ashamed that your country is still in a state of absurdity when you visit other countries?

How come you believe in our educational system so much that your children are all abroad or study in private institution a poor man like SuperOnyi can only masturbate to but never enter?

I'm only a reasonable human, isn't it right that I should ask the right questions? There are just too many things that won't sit well with any reasonable human. I can't even enjoy my egusi soup and akpu anymore without being affected by your wrong actions.

What do I do?
I've prayed uncountable times already!
I've remained a good citizen!
I've hustled legitimately!
Even Mama Sadiya would confirm, I never touch even her mountainous mammary glands without her permission. God knows how much I love big boobs!

But unfortunately, the entire system is just so crooked than the veins in my gbola. Can you blame me for demanding for right governance? It's just too hard to be a Nigerian when I'm confronted everyday by insecurity, hardship, and other abnormalities like a LovePeddler spreading her legs just so she can push you into a bottomless pit.

I look at other countries, how much progress they've made through strong leadership and blueprint, and I'm forced to wondered if apartheid South Africa was right when they said people who look like me can not rule themselves.

I keep fantasizing of a country where my safety could at least be 89% guaranteed, then we can think of good roads, strong educational system, hospitals, and etc.

My mind must be watching too much telemundo.

But God gave me a brain and you expect me not to use or throw it in the trashcan, I've been frustrated all because of your actions; spare me those lies you tell, I'm not listening to them! You no longer hid your horrible and corrupt ways, it's clear enough that my friend Maikudi a blind beggar has been feeling the heat all his life.

I used to believe in "1 Nigeria" so much I wrote a song about it when I was just 10 but it was a mission I had to abort for the sake of my insanity — how can Mama Aisha who's 60 years old be shouting "up Nepa" all her life and Aisha is doing the same now?

Next time, anyone tells me anything about voting; I swear I'm biting off their tongue. A lot of people still believe Nigeria needs to be over 400 years old like America to get it right, I'm not surprised, Nigerians are so dúmb they were locked up in 2020 pandemic and their relief materials confiscated.

I'm not trying to be disrespectful or adding salt to injury but merely pointing my fingers at a mad woman who doesn't know she's insane.

I'm tired of hearing foolish words like "pray for this country", so I'm supposed to close my eyes and keep praying for years until you all decide to stop looting and do the right thing — you might as well, ask me to choke myself to death.

If you really care, show the proof by doing right things like:

1. Withdrawing all your kids studying in abroad and bringing them to government institutions.

2. Declare all your assets and the sources.
3. Withdraw all the security personnels around you and houses.
4. Relocate Aso Rock to Borno state.
5. Restructure the country and conduct a referendum.

I know this must be hard decisions to make, I wonder how you would react when you see all of my requests.

After you oblige to these requests, do to me as you please, if I ever open my pussy eating mouth to complain again. I truly cannot stand the fact that Nigeria was fairly better during the colonial rule and that you all have millions of dollars stashed away in invisible bank accounts, while I can't even afford to eat a decent meal.

I have never had the opportunities a lot of you had during the 1960s or the ones your kids are enjoying now. I'm currently at a stage where my view—that this country is irredeemable—keeps getting reinforced every morning I wake up with an erection strong enough to keep the economy standing.

This stage isn't easy for me; my revolutionary anger building up, and the hatred getting stronger than the love in my heart.

Lastly, I ask the same question a great thinker Hopsin asked in his song—man, what if Jesus was a facade; then, that would mean the government is god?

That would be mean, we would never get to experience all we keep praying to God to do for us even when we have a government:

Constant power supply,
good roads,
strong educational system,
good hospitals,
security,
and etc...

What do we have to beg God for everything in this country when he has given us the same brain he gave to South Koreans and Singaporeans?

I'm done with bothering myself about the state of this country, I was born to live and not kill myself with worries, if you all care for the country then you prove it but until then, you can do as you wish.

I'll be damned if I waste my life thinking about the future of country that even those at the realm of power couldn't care less about her future. I will spend more time doing the things I love and devouring the labia minoras and labia majoras of this world once I master my superpower of a rigor mortis pènis.

Yours sincerely,
SuperOnyi.

MzansiCoolio:
And we took over your economy 🇿🇦🏆 No business in Nigeria can compete with DSTV, MTN or Shoprite 😂😂😂 All you do everyday is complain about being abused by SA business.

But i get you, your main concern as a Nigerian male is s3x and the background music while having s3x 🇳🇬👎🏾💩

Brooo, you're crazy .