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 Crime › Re: Plateau Women Seize, Destroy Liquors For Making Their Husbands Irresponsible by SuperOnyi: 6:40am On Feb 03, 2024*. Modified: 7:02am On Feb 03, 2024 |
Instead of joining the other side to take away a man's joy, my good women from Jos should take other measures like learning different sex positions and using the help of the vigilantes to force their husbands to head to the farm; at least they would be killing two birds with one stone — the factors like cold which push these men to become bums and eradicating laziness. Or better yet, do something better than this like replacing these poisons you destroyed with drugs such as ice, loupe, and many tablets my Arewa brothers who hate touching alcohol take — these shop owners will make more money and you can successfully turn your lazy husbands into zombies. But always remember they can still switch into monster mode in a second so if you do not like this idea; ensure you ban all of these substances to avoid a backfire. This is because this action will not stop the typical man from Jos, when he has burukutu and pami mixed with raw ethanol to fall back to. Those shops are also owned by other women's husbands who contribute to the economy 100 times better than their lazy husbands. 7 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Do We Still Divide The Country? by SuperOnyi: 10:46pm On Feb 02, 2024 |
We all know that "1 Nigeria" is an artificial union created by Europeans,I don't really understand why you all think dividing this country wouldn't be the best option for us and our children. Funny enough, people supporting this theory have never stepped out of their comfort zone; I have had the privilege of interacting with Nigerians from different ethnicities and have made a lot of friends. Supporting the separation of this country doesn't mean I hate them, it means I want the best for all of us. Only a fool or ignorant person would think the division of this country would stop friends from being friends or stop intermarriages or even migration. The father of my sister's daughter is from the so-called "North Central" or "Middle Belt". This is our opportunity to develop at our own pace while supporting each other as people who once shared a common destiny that was simply unworkable because we did it the wrong way. |
| Romance › Re: Reasons Hauza Fulani Girls Don't Do Premarital Sex by SuperOnyi: 10:30pm On Feb 02, 2024 |
Mr @Quality20, what exactly is your agenda with this type of thread? We both know there's nothing like "Hausa Fulani", you're either Hausa (Baushe) or Fulani (Agwoyi). We have over a hundred ethnicities in the North than what we have in the South. And by the way, who told you these girls don't do naughty things? I'm sure you must have followed millions of Hausa and Fulani girls even to the bathroom to reach to such conclusion. The same people I grew up with?? C'mon... 18 Likes |
| Romance › Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi(op): 8:38am On Feb 02, 2024 |
Therock5555: You're right, bro. She really did sense it because I ended up losing money and didn't do shit; I guess she thought I was ajebo because of how I looked. I could even tell she knew or was contemplating if I've ever been to a brothel before... But bro, what if I embarrass myself again? |
| Romance › Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi(op): 8:21am On Feb 02, 2024 |
Psady: I understand you, boss. However, I also feel so angry for not having penetrative sex earlier — my friend urged me to do it instead of always procrastinating to avoid embarrassing myself when I get my own inexperienced girl. |
| Romance › Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi(op): 8:18am On Feb 02, 2024 |
Therock5555: I've had sexual encounters with girls years ago but I didn't want penetrative sex, so yesterday, I felt I could do it even if I didn't have much interest since it was my first time in a brothel. I also didn't want to embarrass myself with a girl that knows me so I wanted to "service" myself and get ready for the things of this world  . Plus these girls all end up hooked. |
| Romance › Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi(op): 12:49am On Feb 02, 2024 |
gaby: I need help because things just got scary, I was too focused on hustling; now, I can't even tell my friends that I'm actually a virgin in my 20s because they won't believe. Even the girl didn't even believe when I said I haven't done this in a long time, I couldn't tell her I was a novice .Nairaland help me ! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi(op): 12:41am On Feb 02, 2024 |
gaby: Sir, I couldn't do anything — I kept hearing my mother's words... I was so ashamed, I paid money for nothing 😭. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi(op): 12:28am On Feb 02, 2024 |
Nlfpmod, could it be anxiety? Or is it wrong to remain a virgin for so long? |
| Romance › Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi(op): 12:23am On Feb 02, 2024 |
What do I do?? I wish I listened to my friends earlier and started having sex years ago, don't tell me to focus on my life because I am doing so! I thought by staying away from sex, o wouldn't end up breaking the hearts of these women but I still did even as a virgin. |
| Romance › Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi(op): 12:19am On Feb 02, 2024*. Modified: 12:53am On Feb 02, 2024 |
This was my first time in a brothel, the girl must have been so surprised to see a handsome man with beautiful eyes and hair that she asked me a weird question like which tribe you be? It was clear to me that I was going to embarrass myself there, she did everything to make my mighty iroko tree stand like a champion but it kept nodding up and down like a drunkard. I was too ashamed [s]to beat her up, get my money,and beat those who would want to help her,[/s] not because of her, but for a man who believed in doing the thang at the right time; it was clear I would have disgraced myself when I try to log into my virgin wife😭. I guess I was anxious, thinking of other things, and thinking of my mother's teachings. Oh, SuperOnyi, the son of Eje! |
| Romance › Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi(op): 12:09am On Feb 02, 2024 |
I called my friend Paul and told him of how I wanted to go back to the ministry, that news alone made Paul forget about all his problems and how Nigeria has sucked him dry; he was so excited I thought if I was the one doing the do or him. I wasn't really feel Hot but why should I worry since I was him with the erection of a rigor mortis. Somehow, I withdrew my last penny, walked round to make a selection and settled for the first girl we met. ... |
| Romance › My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi(op): 12:01am On Feb 02, 2024*. Modified: 12:20am On Feb 02, 2024 |
Before you read this, I urge you to grab a popcorn, groundnut, or even water and drop just a little on the floor to appease my ancestors on my behalf. I never thought a day like this would come so fast even though I anticipated it... I have always looked up to a lot of great Nairalanders like NwaAmaikpe, I wanted to help make the world a better place by letting a lot of women get to experience orgasm just like NwaAmaikpe. Isn't that ambitious enough? I figured out that since I'm going to be 22 in less than 2 months, it is time to listen to my friends who now believed I was either impotent, asexual, or devoid of these feelings that made a man's gidigidi a workaholic. One thing nobody knows is that I'm a virgin After I came across a Nairalander's (@Helpfulboy) post of how his first sexperience was horrible, I decided I wouldn't let the God of my Mother stop me from practicing... Who would want his wife to point her oily fingers at him for not being able to satisfy her? Loading... |
| Travel › Re: I Envy People Who Left Nigeria Already. by SuperOnyi: 5:50pm On Feb 01, 2024 |
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| Romance › Re: I Lost My Best Friend To Church by SuperOnyi: 3:55pm On Feb 01, 2024 |
If indeed he's your best friend, you should be looking for a way to set him free and I will tell you how to do so for free. Get a rugged and trusted guy who never fails to go to church every Sunday, let him announce to your friend how he's "born again" and since your friend has lost his brain — the both of you will find that brain and pump the type of sense you want him to possess. That rugged guy would start his own preaching while being the devil's advocate (the devil is you, in this case) and preaching against this extremism that has made him a shadow of his old self. But wait, are you saying, it took just a month for your friend to be stranger? Are you saying you never noticed any change while you all partied together instead of giving the money to the poor? Tell your friend you know someone better than that pastor, then introduce him to me. |
| Politics › Re: The Galloping Naira V Dollar. My Opinion! by SuperOnyi: 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2024 |
Sir, if we were having this conversation one-on-one, I would have said 'thank you' ten times in just a minute and 38 seconds. I'm happy a lot of people are beginning to see what I saw years ago even as a teenager — I have always maintained that Nigeria is irredeemable. I mean, look at everything going on, isn't it clear that these so-called elites know something you don't? Tell me why someone who believes in his country will keep looting and looting with no remorse even when they know the country is sinking? Imagine yourself embezzling all the money in your brother's company even when it's obvious your evil activities are slowly running the company down; would anyone think you believe in the future of that company? Why is it so hard for people to understand? Almost all of them have dual citizenship, and their kids live in Western countries; how on Earth do you think they actually give a f*ck about this country? Why do they have more investments abroad than in Nigeria? Has anyone invested the money they stole from Nigeria here? The earlier, this illegal and abominable Union is disintegrated, the better for us — until then, I'm looking forward to making more money so one day, I will be the Moses taking my people to the promised land. 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Pastor Pleads For Mercy After Being Caught Wearing Full Camo (pic/video) by SuperOnyi: 1:14pm On Feb 01, 2024*. Modified: 1:31pm On Feb 01, 2024 |
How can a mere soldier of a 3rd world country touch a soldier of Christ and there is no riot or protest? Why have Christians chosen peace in a world where the violent always takes the Lion share? What happened to the ancient crusaders who reclaimed Jerusalem from our brothers from the other side? By the way; if he's picking on people to battle his PTSD, does he know how emotionally scarred a soldier of Christ is, due to the constant fighting of demons and stepping on scorpions and snakes? Isn't it unfortunate our soldiers are yet to channel all of their anger to that Rock in Aso? At least, our soldiers of Christ have been calling down fire on our enemies and although, it is still on the way — there's no doubt it will surely arrive. 6 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Just Secured My First Tech Job. I'm So Happy. by SuperOnyi: 9:23am On Feb 01, 2024 |
Congratulations but my naughty mind keeps tells me it won't be for long before your girlfriend start telling her friends she made you who you are. Before we know what's happening, she'd start telling anyone who cares to listen how you were doomed more than a decade until she used her magical hand to set you free. I'm sorry but SuperOnyi's mind is like a broken used condom, no man uses it but since I've been diagnosed half insane, my brain washes and stitches this condom until it expands like an overused panties. This is what you must do to keep her even more loyal, prepare for a romantic date and order enough spicy suya, make sure it is very spicy enough to drive a Yoruba man nuts. Get her hollandia yoghurt and smile as you watch her cough with catarrh running from her nose, make sure you keep enough bottles of water. While she's already complaining of how spicy it is, tell her how much you've loved her and how you've always wanted to treat her like your ancestors did to their wives. You can either buy lasticle by our very own ilegendd now or get what we call buratanci in the North, while you're slamming her doors; think of all the pain you've gone through since you were born, think of all the pains your parents went through, think of how messy Nigeria is, and think of the Biafra war... After this, she will become even more loyal and submissive. You can send a token from your first salary to show appreciation, you're welcome. Congratulations once again! 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Why I Cheated On My Ex-Husband- Korra Obidi by SuperOnyi: 10:58pm On Jan 31, 2024*. Modified: 5:54pm On Feb 01, 2024 |
This is the type of woman SuperOnyi has pledged to give multiple orgasm just so the high level of frustration in this world would reduce drastically and men wouldn't be converted to simps. Her ebony skin and pretty eyes were the first features that sent a rare signal to my gbola; I made a vow to hit a brothel, lose my virginity, and help men before they're devoured by these Moanas. Shawty, call me if you see this. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Man Electrocuted While Stealing Transformer Cables In Edo by SuperOnyi: 8:43pm On Jan 31, 2024 |
Good riddance, the devil has done it again! He couldn't use all that muscle to go do some menial jobs but would use it to beat his fellow man up and steal from the community that raised him. |
| Family › Re: I Want To Go Back To Nigeria- Nigerian Kid Living In Canada With Parents Cries by SuperOnyi: 3:22pm On Jan 31, 2024 |
If only he was old enough to understand how much mess his country of origin has become, he'd go down on his knees and thank his parents especially his father for everything they've done for him. Dear little man, make Canada your new home and pray to God to help your parents because if you know how they hustle in that cold that can't be cured by having sex as fast as a horse galloping, you'd go down on your knees the second time and thank them. I'm assuming you don't know what sex is, well, it's just what adult and naughty kids do when they try to meditate. So, forget about Nigeria before I slap sense into you! 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: How About Obi/atiku 2027? by SuperOnyi: 10:43am On Jan 31, 2024 |
They will still lose woefully . Mr. Tinubu must rule this republic of embarrassment for 12 years before handing over to the North. 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump: New York Expands Legal Defnition Of Rape, Includes Nonconsensual Contact by SuperOnyi: 8:53am On Jan 31, 2024 |
slaawomirr: Are you okay? Why are you impersonating another moniker? I've been observing you for so long. |
| Politics › Re: Protesters Demand For Oduduwa Nation Now, As Protest Erupt In Ondo State by SuperOnyi: 8:48am On Jan 31, 2024 |
gaby: "One Nigeria is non-negotiable" |
| Science/Technology › Re: Japanese Scientists Record Plants "Talking" To Each Other by SuperOnyi: 7:00am On Jan 31, 2024 |
This proves that SuperOnyi is not really insane like people would stupidly assume — I have always maintained that every living thing on Earth has life and interacts with each other in ways we cannot understand. This is why we see how natural plants like Igbó can transport you deep into the realm of a thousand thoughts. It is also sad that if these scientists were in Nigeria, they would be taken to the SCOAN just like they almost did to me when I ate a food decorated with igbó leaves. 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Do Virgins Masturbate? by SuperOnyi: 6:58am On Jan 31, 2024 |
Yes, we do. |
| Romance › Re: My Encounter With A Simp* by SuperOnyi: 6:51am On Jan 31, 2024 |
Kenn55: This was so bloody that I had to remind myself that I actually liked the original post and still unlike it just to sure I actually didn't give a like . You have a point and the OP got a point too. 1 Like |
| Food › Re: See The Bag Of Beans I Bought For 44,000 In Nasarawa State. by SuperOnyi: 8:27pm On Jan 30, 2024 |
giftygirl1: That's an intelligent move.  |
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