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This murder has just too many 'What ifs' soaked inside: to identify the murderer(s), we must gain access to her phone. Check the call logs and find out who she called last.

With forensic fingerprint analysis, we are closer than ever to get them.

Then, interrogate those she hanged out with, her boyfriend (if she had one), her sisters especially the one she was closest to, and her neighbors.

When evils like this happen, you keep wondering if truly the people of olds were right when they said no man is an island. In a world where you risk getting your life snatched and your dreams of being great terminated, being an island might be safer.

This murder has just too many 'What ifs' soaked inside: to identify the murderer(s), we must gain access to her phone. Check the call logs and find out who she called last.

With forensic fingerprint analysis, we are closer than ever to get them.

Then, interrogate those she hanged out with, her boyfriend (if she had one), her sisters especially the one she was closest to, and her neighbors.

When evils like this happen, you keep wondering if truly the people of olds were right when they said no man is an island. In a world where you risk getting your life snatched and your dreams of being great terminated, being an island might be safer.

Ay, my boy
@Obavoh.


I've never really commented on your thread but I just wanted to let you know that with this type of contents, you will never have to do a stressful job ever again in your life; your kids would have the best life you wanted for them.

I got my plans too, so think and grow rich.

Honoredeblazac:
The way this Tyla is fine ehen. Only god knows how many times I have used my soap to do the needful while watching her videos. How person go fine come get better attitude like this. I love her so much but I don’t have money and marijuana no gree let me focus finish school, and I no get talent, and no get sense.

Bro , they said she's 22 which means she was born in 2001 or 2002 — Gen Z are getting old. By the way, I didn't even know there was gonna be a Grammy award event; I'm too disconnected from the world.

I don't follow the Nigerian or South African music industry as my mind is overwhelmed with making my Momma and Poppa proud; this may be because SuperOnyi hasn't been in the four walls of social media for so long.

However, I must admit the song the OP shared here is actually good enough to get a Grammy award and although she doesn't have the type of boobs I crave for; I'm going to love her in my bed.

richie240:
4000 kwa, I thought it's 4 million nau.
'Awa ppl' and exaggeration
.

When I call Africàns mønkeys, people think I'm racist even though I also have African blood flowing in my veins. You Africans should be more focused on the fact that you lost an opportunity to have a black nation blacks all over the world could have been proud of.

I'm currently rereading the Ahiara Declaration and I'm covered in shame how black mónkèys would starve their own kind including women and children. When my son become the president of America, I will make sure he invades and colonize Africa, particularly Nigeria.

Only Black Americans and other diasporan blacks may have the right to say "black lives matter" not you ûsêléss descendants of mónkèys! Your lives ain't worth sh*t!


Disclaimer: Slim Shady

Dear Ikemba Ojukwu,

continue to rest in peace, I'm so sorry the world ganged up against you and your people; I can't imagine the responsibilities on your shoulders as young man in his 30s from a wealthy family.

I read some of your speeches as a teenager and I got so emotional, I really wish I could turn back the hand of time; what even hurts the most is the fact that Chinua Achebe died without witnessing the resurrection of Biafra.

Indeed, there was a country! Biafra, come back 😭😭😭! Ah, Ya Allah taimaikemu!

Thinking about Biafra technological achievements makes my heart heavy, hate or love Biafra, one thing is clear, it would have been very technological advanced compared to other African countries.

Yes, there's a high possibility Ojukwu would have stayed in power for decades but that wouldn't stop Biafra's technological feats; they would have alienated themselves from the Western world especially Britain for years while producing more weapons to protect themselves.

Eventually, they would open up and Ojukwu would hand over to another radical leader in a democratic Biafra (just like South Korea).

Ah, I'm pained 😭! We had just one opportunity and we lost it! Ah, Mama Africa — walahi, Allah kaba'amu Biafra! Biafra please come back with leaders with the same qualities as those of 1960s! Ah, Allah Sarkin! 😭

Dimaya:
Hmmm. I wish you well with this your letter.

Obasanjo wrote worse.

This letter is also meant for Obasanjo.

evb2000:
Grey pays almost at black market rate. Depending on your income, you can buy USD at the black market rate for safe keeping.

I will start that as soon as I start earning big, thank you.

Everyday I keep seeing more signs that making sure a lot of frustrated women get to experience orgasm is one of my missions on Earth. You asked, who would marry those beautiful women? Read my lips: I will!

tsephanyah:
it will take days to explain this to you

It's okay to criticize the government of the day but calling people out for being biased enough to vote based on "ethnicity and religion" when your signature reads "Sardauna was right about the nyamiris (igbos)" is not only ironic but also worrisome.

I can bet my balls Sardauna didn't even meet up to 100 Igbo people before he died, let's say he had a bad experience with some Igbos, how then does the actions of few people incriminate millions of people?

@nlfpmod

Is it possible for Nigerian politicians to oblige to this requests? I need them to see this letter.

Dear Nigerian Politicians,


I hope you all had productive week full of all the good things I can only imagine. As years pass by, I find myself alienated by the state of this great nation — my mental health has become akin to a dirty rag, I've shed tears as I suffocate but God forbid SuperOnyi ends up as a statistics—one that isn't even entirely correct.

And with the transitions I've gone through over the years, if I write down my raw thoughts, the same thing that happened to Nnamdi Azikiwe (replace the last name with Kanu) would surely happen to me; and I might be un-alived before the cock crows.

I've been called unpatriotic and crazy because I've always had a different and "weird" view of this country which can be described as anything but great. A wise Nairalander once said "you can never bet against Nigeria and lose" and this words keep manifesting like a prophecy.

I remember how "patriotic" I used to be, even as a kid, I can still feel the adrenaline of patriotism that flowed through my veins and how I'd stand like a soldier any time the national anthem was being recited. It felt good to have something I'd readily give my life too, but I keep wondering if any of you feel the same patriotism.

Do you feel motivated to make your country great like these western countries you visit?

Do you feel ashamed that your country is still in a state of absurdity when you visit other countries?

How come you believe in our educational system so much that your children are all abroad or study in private institution a poor man like SuperOnyi can only masturbate to but never enter?

I'm only a reasonable human, isn't it right that I should ask the right questions? There are just too many things that won't sit well with any reasonable human. I can't even enjoy my egusi soup and akpu anymore without being affected by your wrong actions.

What do I do?
I've prayed uncountable times already!
I've remained a good citizen!
I've hustled legitimately!
Even Mama Sadiya would confirm, I never touch even her mountainous mammary glands without her permission. God knows how much I love big boobs!

But unfortunately, the entire system is just so crooked than the veins in my gbola. Can you blame me for demanding for right governance? It's just too hard to be a Nigerian when I'm confronted everyday by insecurity, hardship, and other abnormalities like a LovePeddler spreading her legs just so she can push you into a bottomless pit.

I look at other countries, how much progress they've made through strong leadership and blueprint, and I'm forced to wondered if apartheid South Africa was right when they said people who look like me can not rule themselves.

I keep fantasizing of a country where my safety could at least be 89% guaranteed, then we can think of good roads, strong educational system, hospitals, and etc.

My mind must be watching too much telemundo.

But God gave me a brain and you expect me not to use or throw it in the trashcan, I've been frustrated all because of your actions; spare me those lies you tell, I'm not listening to them! You no longer hid your horrible and corrupt ways, it's clear enough that my friend Maikudi a blind beggar has been feeling the heat all his life.

I used to believe in "1 Nigeria" so much I wrote a song about it when I was just 10 but it was a mission I had to abort for the sake of my insanity — how can Mama Aisha who's 60 years old be shouting "up Nepa" all her life and Aisha is doing the same now?

Next time, anyone tells me anything about voting; I swear I'm biting off their tongue. A lot of people still believe Nigeria needs to be over 400 years old like America to get it right, I'm not surprised, Nigerians are so dúmb they were locked up in 2020 pandemic and their relief materials confiscated.

I'm not trying to be disrespectful or adding salt to injury but merely pointing my fingers at a mad woman who doesn't know she's insane.

I'm tired of hearing foolish words like "pray for this country", so I'm supposed to close my eyes and keep praying for years until you all decide to stop looting and do the right thing — you might as well, ask me to choke myself to death.

If you really care, show the proof by doing right things like:

1. Withdrawing all your kids studying in abroad and bringing them to government institutions.

2. Declare all your assets and the sources.
3. Withdraw all the security personnels around you and houses.
4. Relocate Aso Rock to Borno state.
5. Restructure the country and conduct a referendum.

I know this must be hard decisions to make, I wonder how you would react when you see all of my requests.

After you oblige to these requests, do to me as you please, if I ever open my pussy eating mouth to complain again. I truly cannot stand the fact that Nigeria was fairly better during the colonial rule and that you all have millions of dollars stashed away in invisible bank accounts, while I can't even afford to eat a decent meal.

I have never had the opportunities a lot of you had during the 1960s or the ones your kids are enjoying now. I'm currently at a stage where my view—that this country is irredeemable—keeps getting reinforced every morning I wake up with an erection strong enough to keep the economy standing.

This stage isn't easy for me; my revolutionary anger building up, and the hatred getting stronger than the love in my heart.

Lastly, I ask the same question a great thinker Hopsin asked in his song—man, what if Jesus was a facade; then, that would mean the government is god?

That would be mean, we would never get to experience all we keep praying to God to do for us even when we have a government:

Constant power supply,
good roads,
strong educational system,
good hospitals,
security,
and etc...

What do we have to beg God for everything in this country when he has given us the same brain he gave to South Koreans and Singaporeans?

I'm done with bothering myself about the state of this country, I was born to live and not kill myself with worries, if you all care for the country then you prove it but until then, you can do as you wish.

I'll be damned if I waste my life thinking about the future of country that even those at the realm of power couldn't care less about her future. I will spend more time doing the things I love and devouring the labia minoras and labia majoras of this world once I master my superpower of a rigor mortis pènis.

Yours sincerely,
SuperOnyi.

MzansiCoolio:
And we took over your economy 🇿🇦🏆 No business in Nigeria can compete with DSTV, MTN or Shoprite 😂😂😂 All you do everyday is complain about being abused by SA business.

But i get you, your main concern as a Nigerian male is s3x and the background music while having s3x 🇳🇬👎🏾💩

Brooo, you're crazy .

evb2000:
Pls leave your money in USD. Forget abt the rumour that dom accts would be converted to naira. If they try it, the Zimbabwan dollar would be stronger than the naira. It would be the last straw. They won't be so foolish to take that route no matter how desperate they are.

What I did while I was saving up for my japa was to leave bulk of the funds in my dom acct and have some USD at home. Those days accessing USD was a pain in the ass. So, I kept some at home and kept the bulk in the bank as P.O.F. Because it is the one at the bank that the Visa Officer recognizes as Proof of Funds.

But you need to be disciplined with the cash you are saving at home. A wooden or metal safe (piggy bank) will also help.

God bless you, bro.


I don't have a domiciliary account as I currently use grey.co but I'm hoping that once I master this business, I'm getting one in preparation for the mission ahead.

evb2000:
Research. Youtube is a good place to start.

Bro, thanks for the advice on your thread. Do you advise leaving the money we receive from Amazon in foreign currencies like dollar and euro? The plan is to destroy poverty and japa by God's grace.

What a beauty!


If I was here, I'd quietly take my own share especially those mammary glands hanging on that chest like ripped mangoes — at least, that's all she might be able to offer.

We need more women like this, our ancestors too, didn't cover much of their body. You must think they were dumb until you experience Sokoto heat.

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No, everything are all my idea; there are people who use chatgpt to generate contents but it's a very bad move especially if you refuse to acknowledge it is AI generated.

The only thing I do is ask Google and chatgpt questions, and write mine. I also use chatgpt to check if my write-ups has any error and expand my ideas.

sunnychibs:
Hello SuperOnyi , I have been following your diary about Amazon kdp and I also want to begin my own journey.
I don't have a laptop yet and I want to start with my phone.
How do you write your contents, like the apps you use?.
I will like to know how you source your contents, thanks in advance

I use a laptop so the apps I use are Microsoft word for writing, and a browser like Google chrome where I access canva.com and kdp.

I use Google and chatgpt for my research.

The OP must be interrogated by the EFCC, he needs to explain where he got that amount of money and why he's spending it all on groceries; even our minimum wage is just a few thousands away from this amount.

Geovanni412:
Op, do you watch porn or engage in masturbation?

It's an important question because there is something called porn induced erectile dysfunction

If your answer is yes, stay off porn for 1-2 months then try again.

Yes, I do — I've already started staying away from them.

Let him also remind them that after accepting a brown envelope to vote in a godly man who spent millions or even billions mobilizing this votes, they have no right to demand for accountability.

Why would Nigerians be so heartless to demand for that from someone that used his last penny and even borrowed hundreds of millions to grab power? Do their votes even matter? This is the typical example of a dog who thinks he's a lion.

Therock5555:
Failure does not mean you can't get something right next time.

The real failure is giving up.

Thanks alot man

I wonder why people like this are allowed to castigate our country for no reason—insulting the people's president is tantamount to showing your naked yansh on the whole country.

Nigeria needs at least 1,000 years to get it right, so we the poor masses must cease complaining and enjoy this; while waiting patiently for 2027 to scream "obedient" and "atikulate" before bringing back our darling president to continue from where he stopped.

Absolutely stupid decision!

I wonder why the police are yet to arrest these lazy students who would rather suffocate in a dilapidating elevator than take the stairs.

Do they think this is some developed country or a country that values the life of her citizens? This is a big insult to this great country and it's very unfortunate the police are yet to arrest these students who were too disrespectful to think an ordinary elevator must be working properly.

Why should it when we have more pressing issues like ensuring Mr. Tinubu finishes his 12 years of governance before handing over to another enigma?

What about the ones stored all of these agbada wearing vampires' warehouses all over the country, underground houses, and invisible bank accounts all over the world?

Is the government trying to tell us that certain people are above these rules and the laws of this country?

What one of the greatest YouTuber of all time, Mr. Beast did in an East African country last year, has proven that most of the inhabitants of the African continent are barbarically demonic and their own obstacles.

If our government finds it hard to implement certain laws, they can invite people like Mr. Beast who's very accountable and ensures he gets the job done regardless of the rough terrains he encounters.

With that being said, I'll happily vote for an American hanging the Confederate flag in his house than these agbada wearing vampires. It won't be from my mouth you'd know whom they are.

European women should stop killing their babies, the world would need them to do exactly what Americans did to the natives hundreds of years ago—colonize and settle; if Nigerians start killing themselves over something that was created by the same Europeans.

As a Black American with the surname "Peterson" who supports the Republican Party infamously stated we need more white babies.

I thought and still do think he was biased to think only whites were innovative but looking at the state of the most populous black nation on Earth, it's obvious we really do need more white babies and less of Nigerian babies who would be brought up by dumb black parents who still think Nigeria needs hundreds of years to get it right.

They should have been so respectful enough in toning down chatgpt robotic generated texts.

This is exactly the same thing a man whose girlfriend was stolen by someone richer would say after taking his name and picture to a Fulani spiritualist.

In the future, a lot of kids wouldn't know a pen once existed; simply put, pens will go extinct. If I were you, I'd buy enough because if we do not divide this country before we all die; your grandkids or even great grandkids can sell them to a museum and use that money to japa.

That's if the one who sells it wouldn't be addicted to a lot of tablets, it's operation flex am and suffer continues.