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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Parties With Her Friend's In Crutches (Photos) by Sureguytalk(m): 8:36pm On Aug 18, 2019
cry cry cry I swear you make sense die. True talk. Technology and western people na rubbish.
IME1:
When you grow up with older ones and older aunties you learn things faster for your age.

When this woman started trending that year with that dog ish every decent person condemned it cause it was unnecessary

That was the era Indian films and majority of Nigerian films and home videos did not show kissing or skin
They showed 2 adults entering a room and lights faded and left anyone who cared to, to finish the scene undecidedscene
Now there is nothing private

If you ask a child now where's your private part they won't answer you cause e no dey again for many people

Isn't it sad and deplorable that a woman has lived and leveraged on her boobs all these years to make money and be in the news and claim relevance?

Is she saying that's all bestowed upon her in creation? No creativity, knowledge or nation building skills or talent or idea

Then people born before Indomie gens will be bragging that children of nowadays don spoil

Who cause am? Who teach them? Which generation Cossy dey

Nonsense and Nuremburg

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Crime / Re: Teenager Stages Own Kidnap, Demands N500,000 - Police Reports by Sureguytalk(m): 11:47am On Aug 16, 2019
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MacTv:
Jerry Ngwe, a 15 years old boy allegedly staged his own kidnap, demanding for a ransom sum of N500,000.

The report made by newsmen gathered that the boy who was paraded yesterday in Jos, the Plateau State capital.

According to Jerry, “I was the one who initiated the plan and not my friends. I wanted my father to give me money for clothes and to also celebrate my graduation.”

The Commissioner of Police in Plateau State, Isaac Akinmoyede said five persons were arrested in a case of criminal conspiracy and kidnapping, including the victim who stage-managed his own kidnap.

He said the father of the victim, Jerry Vichi, had on July 19 reported at ‘A’ Division, Jos, that his son, working as an apprentice at a motor vehicle electrical wiring shop, did not return after the day’s job.

The Commisioner said the suspect's father received a phone call from an unknown number informing him that his son had been kidnapped and taken away from Jos.

“The father said the caller demanded for a N500,000 ransom and threatened to kill his son if he informed the police.
“Despite the warnings and threats, he could not keep the disturbing news to himself, hence, he reported to the police.
“The police succeeded in arresting five suspects including the victim who offered himself to be kidnapped with the hope of extorting money from his father,” he said.
Akinmoyede added that the command also arrested 44 suspects in connection with alleged kidnapping, armed robbery, culpable homicide and other cult-related activities as part of its efforts to protect lives and property in the state.
“We have arrested 11 notorious kidnap suspects and a syndicate responsible for the recent kidnap at Plateau State Polytechnic Staff quarters, Haipang, Zawan and other places in Jos South Local Government Area,” he said.

Read More: https://www.mactvnaija.com/2019/08/teenager-stages-own-kidnap-demands.html
Crime / Re: Man Packing An Old Woman’s Urine In Delta, Caught (Photos) by Sureguytalk(m): 11:43am On Aug 16, 2019
grin grin grin grin my crime partner
We both got released(unban) Today shocked
saheedbadmus:
thats serious..al na to do juju o..

back from ban..wow ..

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Crime / Re: Unidentified Young Girl Pushed Out Of Moving Vehicle In Nasarawa( Photos) by Sureguytalk(m): 11:36am On Aug 16, 2019
grin face front olodo
Officialgarri:
Moving vehicle, yet no bruises...

God is wonderful
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Dressed In Police Uniform Arrested By SARS In Anambra by Sureguytalk(m): 11:31am On Aug 16, 2019
shocked shocked no time
Jamesbally:
Igbo's Amaka. E dey there blood. grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Those Promising Tinubu Presidency In 2023 Are Just Deceiving Him – Adebanjo by Sureguytalk(m): 7:53am On Aug 16, 2019
grin grin grin grin Yoruba's war. A man by name general babaginda said" if I wake up hearing the west are gunnin for a war, I will go back to prison". Noise makers shocked
hisexcellency34:
There will be another civil war if Tinubu is denied in 2023. When Yorubas want to fight, no army can stop them
Family / Re: Mom Stones Her Son With The Pack Of Condoms He Bought While Shopping With Her by Sureguytalk(m): 2:34pm On Aug 15, 2019
Crime / Re: U.S. Police Officer Fired For Slapping Cuffed Suspect In The Face(Pics) by Sureguytalk(m): 2:58pm On Aug 10, 2019
angry angry angry Face front
cenaman:
One day Nigeria Police Force will be like America Police Department.
Romance / Re: Man Tired Of Masturbating With His Crush's Photos, Publicly Declares Interest by Sureguytalk(m): 6:42pm On Aug 06, 2019
grin grin grin grin jeez
Sellfish:
Jamesy Boy has clearly not been masturbating very well grin... If he did, he won't even bother with disturbing her, because he would have impregnated her in absentia 10 times over grin


Bia Nwanna, learn how to masturbate like a true Odogwu angry... Stand with your legs spread a bit apart with her picture in your mind.... Mix a little pears baby oil with imperial leather soap until it foams... Then start massaging your abuna from the base proceeding slowly to the cap of office... Concentrate on the cap more and your orgasm will shake you to your toes like a massive volcanic eruption grin grin... The cum will almost make you faint shocked







It is well

Pls buy my perfectly working lenovo thinkpad x1 carbon laptop... Check my profile for details... Price crashed to 70k...money needed urgently
Family / Re: My Wife Changed 2 Weeks After Wedding!! by Sureguytalk(m): 5:02am On Aug 04, 2019
embarassed embarassed please conduct a dna text on that child.
Anonymus010:
I Need The Advice Of Experienced Married Men

NB: This is not my real account, I created this account for the purpose of this issue.

Please, I need the advice of married people (especially married men). I will make the story as simple as possible and I promise not to compromise the truth to favour me in this issue.

Brief Introduction: I am a man in my late 20's. Got married last year and currently have a 3month baby.

Brief history of my relationship prior to marriage: I dated my wife for 4years before we finally tied the knot last year. I met her in the university, we were classmate in school.

Before I started dating my wife, I was dating a girl in the same class but we both agreed to separate after 1year because we were age mate and she was keen on getting married immediately after graduation which I knew I will not be ready for marriage by then (Note: No sex in the relationship, She was a virgin and because I couldn't assure her of marriage, I didn't sex her).

After the break up with my ex, I became close to my wife and we started dating. She was self sufficient as she had a source of income while in school, she supports me, gives me money, cooks and buy me food etc. She was the best woman any man can think of. I fell in love along the line and decided this is the right lady to marry.

Note: There were several backlashes from other classmates insinuating she snatched me from my ex but we scaled through all that. We dated for 2more years in school and we graduated. We dated for another 2more years post school till last year.

Brief history immediately before marriage: Everything was fine till my wife's birthday last year. I did tripple shifts at work(48hrs work non-stop) and came back a night before her birthday and slept off. I woke up 2:30am to wish her happy birthday. She got angry and told me I didnt put her in mind and that I was not the first person to wish her happy birthday (She later told me her ex wished her first at exactly 12am). I apologised to her and told her the reason I missed the time. I had just 10k, gave her 5k to do a birthday photoshoot, used about 3k to buy her goodies as salary has not been paid.

Fast forward to after 1week of the birthday, she came up with serious issue, saying she wanted a break but not total break-up for some months to put herself together. She lamented she was not getting anything from the relationship, I don't usually take her out, I didnt celebrate her birthday well for her, I didnt buy cake, I didnt buy gift etc. I apologised and pleaded with her to be patient as we had big projects before us (wedding, masters degree and family apartment) which she knew I was saving for. We settled it and had sex. After 7days, I saw a call log on her phone where she had a conversation with her ex for almost an hour between 11pm and 12am. After 1month, she missed her menses and was pregnant. I asked her if she ever saw her ex, she cried and swore that she didn't (Note: I trusted her because she is modest and she is not the sex type). So, I agreed, accepted the preg, quickly arranged an impromptu wedding, I quickly sourced for money, spent over N2million on the wedding......

THE PROBLEM:

2weeks after the weeding, my wife started abusing my family especially my mum, telling me she hated how my family behaved during the wedding. I pleaded with her not to allow this to affect our home. The insults and abuse became perpetual. My wife works from home and will give me several reasons why she cannot cook after giving her money for food stuffs once I collect salary. Its just 2 of us living in a mini flat & I wash my clothes myself, but she will give me thousands of reasons how the non-existent house shores prevent her from cooking.

After 9months, she gave birth, I asked her who she wanted to come do omugo with the baby between her mum and my mum. She opted for my mum (claimed her mum will be giving her problem). Not up to 1week that my mum came over, she has started complaining about everything she does. Despite the fact that this woman will wake up 5am, wash everybody's clothes, bath the baby but she doesnt cook. My wife started complaining about her being obligated to cook every morning because of my mum's presence(Note: she doesnt cook in the morning, if I am going to work by 8am, I will either warm a left over previous night's food or source for food outside). When the complain was becoming overwhelming to the point of her almost insulting my mum in my presence, I told her I will tell my mum to go back to her house( my mum lives in a mini flat too with my dad, so they are very comfortable). She said I shouldn't. After 1 month, my mum left. The abuse, insults and complain continued. She will nag about how my mum did when she was with us, abuse and insults my family. I will appeal to her and defend my family. My wife became complete opposite of who she was when we were dating.

The real issue at hand: We would be migrating to the US soon. Lately, I can't control my wife, anytime I don't buy her idea or wish, she will rain insults on me. Just 3days ago, she told me I don't have sense repeatedly just because she said we should go and greet her mum's pastor which I told her not now but we can go later. If I tell her to do something, she will do otherwise and give me thousand of reasons she can't do it. 2months ago, I reported all her attitudes to her mum, her mum talked to her but no change, she is getting worse. Last week, I did 24hours at work, I got home, my wife didn't cook. I got into the kitchen, made custard and placed the soup on the gas cooker. We were both in the living room. She perceived the soup was getting burnt and insulted me, telling me it was because I was not the one that dropped money for the soup, thats why I wanted to burn it (She cooked the soup with her money because my salary was delayed). She insults me at will, gives me no respect and treat me as trash.(Note: I had never cheated on her and she doesn't doubt my fidelity. Likewise, I had never suspected her of such too).

I am currently scared because I know US is women's world because I have included her and the kid as my dependents in my green card petition. I am scared for my life and career because she could go worse in the US and destroy all I have laboured for.

Please kindly advise me on what I can do to change her.

Sorry for the long write up and any grammatical errors.
Sports / Re: FIFA Approves New Football Rules by Sureguytalk(m): 7:51am On Aug 03, 2019
shocked shocked shocked this ya mouth
Cosmatikka:
No.1 already started at AFCON.
No.2 I like am sha cos my club no sabi score rebound
No.3 Diego Simeone will be having palpitations by now
No.4 Chelshit will suffer from did most
No.5 Arsenal signing Pepe dey pepper chelshit & Manure grin
No.6 Refer to No.5 grin
Crime / Re: Man Attacks Osun Student & Her Friends, Injures Them For Turning Him Down (Pics) by Sureguytalk(m): 5:33pm On Jul 30, 2019
angry angry angry Ashawo cool cool
ademidedavid:
Why did she turn him down? Can't she just turn him up!? And turn him to upsidedown
Crime / Re: OSCOHEALTH TECH Student Attacked By A Man She Turned Down [photo] by Sureguytalk(m): 4:53pm On Jul 29, 2019
cool cool see ya head
omooba969:
Obechukwu Okoli grin
Romance / Re: Savage Queen Quits Porn Industry. Nigerians React by Sureguytalk(m): 11:40am On Jul 21, 2019
grin grin bro on that day, people know their destination.
BIAFRONIGERIAN ;Dpost=80459158:


Walai if I'm walking on the road to heaven see you, I'll quickly turn back.
Romance / Re: Savage Queen Quits Porn Industry. Nigerians React by Sureguytalk(m): 11:39am On Jul 21, 2019
cool abeg tell me your name. You deserve avn for most loyal fan. Please I also sell Vaseline in like large quantities.
Kingkun69:
yo no dey even watch better porn na rubbish imagine Mia Khalifa that ovrhyped rubbish let me make list
1.peta Jensen
2.yum the boss
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7.brandi bae
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27.lana Rhodes
28.julie cash
29.ryan Conner
30.richelle ryan
31.aryana adin
32.ambitious booty
33.kiara mia
34.jenna Presley
35.riley Reid
36.codi Bryant
37.hitomi tanaka
38.skyy Blue
39.jessa Rhodes
40.karmen karma
41.krissy lynn
42.allison Tyler
43.mia malkova
44.nikki Benz
45.diamond Monroe
46.bunz4ever
47.sybil Stallone
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49.eliza ibarra
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51.mellisa Monroe
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53.layla Monroe
54.jennifer white
55.alura Jensen
56.ms yummy
57.alissa Kate
58.diamond kitty
59.spicy j
60.amy Andersen
These ones ehennnn

If you want I can go to 100 smiley
Crime / Re: Man Finds Himself In Ibadan After Answering An Unknown Call In Lagos by Sureguytalk(m): 8:43pm On Jul 18, 2019
grin grin e no go work ooh. You must transport fare ooh. Ezenwanta need to still dey business cool cool
namiji2598:
They should call me pls I want to travel to Kano but I don't have money, if they can leave me in Kaduna or abuja, then I will trek am finish

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Crime / Re: We Killed NBA Chairman For Withholding N18m Internet Fraud Proceeds –suspect by Sureguytalk(m): 7:05am On Jul 18, 2019
angry angry sadGet out from here and close the door
VillagePipu:
This same thing is what these Igbo lawyers are doing to Atiku. They foolishly say it to themselves that because he's a northerner, he doesn't have sense. Look at that Ben Nwabueze that they carried to court in wheelbarrow just because of money Atiku promised him.

Once these people see money, na how to thief am dey their mind.

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Crime / Re: Man Kills Neighbour For Consistently Asking Him “when Are You Getting Married?” by Sureguytalk(m): 10:15am On Jul 16, 2019
wink wink wink The girl no give you grin grin grin.mind your business
dynicks:
How I choose to mind my own business most times...!
Crime / Re: Man Kills Neighbour For Consistently Asking Him “when Are You Getting Married?” by Sureguytalk(m): 10:12am On Jul 16, 2019
sad What is dis one saying
iyke926:
In life, when you choose to avoid drama by staying to yourself, people around you would surely bring the trouble to you. But what makes a real man, is the ability to have self-control over anger because those who make you react foolishly/harshly when you're angry have more power over you.
Crime / Re: Moment Lady Mysteriously Slumped And Died While Dancing At A School Party by Sureguytalk(m): 9:55am On Jul 16, 2019
grin leave my state alone ooh
EbukaHades10:
As i saw Edo

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Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Open Fire On Innocent Travelers Along Lagos Benin by Sureguytalk(m): 9:54am On Jul 16, 2019
Face front
chiedu7:
These are Fulani Herdsmen
Crime / Re: Final Year Electrical Engineering Student Hacked To Death At CRUTECH by Sureguytalk(m): 9:52am On Jul 16, 2019
undecided undecided fall is the order of the day. It's doesn't pay
Paulezuzu:
Serious Hit on going in calabar. News has it that, 2 people have in killed in retaliation. So Sad. Rip to the dead
Crime / Re: See What A Heart Heart Broken Lover Did To His Cheating Partner's Car by Sureguytalk(m): 9:43am On Jul 16, 2019
grin grin grin who can stand a heart broken woman. Her fury consume cool
AutoReportNG:
Nothing hurts more than when trust is broken when love turns sour and when a cheater is unremorseful despite all evidence. Things we do for love can never be quantified with mere words. A heartbroken man has taken to the micro-blogging site, Twitter to show what he did to the car he and her fiancee both bought for cheating. Going through his timeline, its obvious that the guy is depressed, heartbroken and seriously angry, according to some of his tweets, she wrote...

- My heart so heavy & hurt

- All I wanted was her & got hurt I’ll never love again

- How we buy a car & you got niggas driving it & f**king them?

- Deleting all our pictures returning these gifts, looking at these matching tattoos is the hardest ima have to do , but you did me wrong

- A year & 2 months down the drain I’ll literally never love again & No I’m not single I’m not nothing I wanna just be alone & Heal from all this man.

These are pictures of his girlfriend which he damaged.

[img]https://1.bp..com/-tnYWpQeffdI/XSyzG9HIFBI/AAAAAAAAd20/zP2CDdIm6kAtcSJZLBGtuQ8HLGZHSvm9gCLcBGAs/s1600/D_dp3iIXoAI-hKW.jpg[/img]

[img]https://1.bp..com/-0cSFS7zc0Ks/XSyzEttKQrI/AAAAAAAAd2w/dn2GuFOVDUo8kTf3DzeSo0fY1L7dsXKAACLcBGAs/s1600/D_dp3iMWsAEFqL4.jpg[/img]

[img]https://1.bp..com/-D3bvOGsZQu4/XSyzL-38ZgI/AAAAAAAAd28/cxeMlJNx_lQmvJmKQQcdeloWfeEtFAtJwCLcBGAs/s1600/D_dp3iQWsAA8poF.jpg[/img]


Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/07/see-what-heart-heart-broken-lover-did.html


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Politics / Re: Again, Shiites Hold Massive Protest In Abuja demanding release of Elzak-zaky [Ph by Sureguytalk(m): 10:09pm On Jul 10, 2019
cheesy grin your case strong
zoedew:


You will be at your Waterloo in no time unless you repent!
Sports / Re: Senegal 1-0 Benin: Mane Assists Gueye To Lift Their Side Into AFCON Semi-finals by Sureguytalk(m): 10:08pm On Jul 10, 2019
angry angry sad Get out
frankblinkz:
can sm1 remind our coach we are playing minus one..
what's ighalo doing
Politics / Re: Again, Shiites Hold Massive Protest In Abuja demanding release of Elzak-zaky [Ph by Sureguytalk(m): 10:03pm On Jul 10, 2019
shocked shocked :oplease wetin you smoke. Carry your intellect package your life. cry
zoedew:


So you can have your way? Engage me intellectually.
Politics / Re: Again, Shiites Hold Massive Protest In Abuja demanding release of Elzak-zaky [Ph by Sureguytalk(m): 8:23pm On Jul 10, 2019
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided who removed your brain
ClearFlair:


Illiterate. Shut up
Politics / Re: Again, Shiites Hold Massive Protest In Abuja demanding release of Elzak-zaky [Ph by Sureguytalk(m): 7:37pm On Jul 10, 2019
angry angry angry angry angry Comot for here
zoedew:
These Shiites never give up - do they! They are doggedly about an agenda. The Agenda is to seize control of power under the guise of the exercise of their fundamental right to freedom of expression, movement and religion only to cover the ground and thereafter deprive non-Shiites of the freedom of expression, movement. Iran the bastion of the Islamic Shiite Sect clearly illustrates this. Shiites Sect is a subset of Islam. Like Islam it takes no prisoners! It’s an either or proposition!!! The other day, in their mindless audacity, they stood in the way of the convoy of The Chief Of Army Staff Of the Nigerian Army and got what they deserved. Best way to relate with them is to keep an eye on them like forever. They will never live and let live! Iran is watching in 3D. For now, all they appear to have are stones and catapults meanwhile Iran has been trying like for ever to clandestinely arm the Shiites in Nigeria so they can take over power. Their strategy is to play the weakling, play the victim and suddenly grab the victory and conquer! We must not yield space to them!

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Travel / Re: China Completes It's £9 Billion Mega Airport In Beijing After 4 Years (Photos) by Sureguytalk(m): 7:42pm On Jul 06, 2019
grin grin allow me celebrate this Nigeria match today. No raise my blood
Donmedra:
We have rice in Kano and ultra modern toilet
Travel / Re: China Completes It's £9 Billion Mega Airport In Beijing After 4 Years (Photos) by Sureguytalk(m): 7:39pm On Jul 06, 2019
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed please don't shake that table again.
eneojoedu:
for their mind.... have they seen second abi Na third Niger bridge??
Celebrities / Re: Ese Walter: I Have Never Been Raped In My Life by Sureguytalk(m): 5:33pm On Jul 05, 2019
angry angry angryJust pack one side.
KingAzubuike:
Every satanic agent like Busola who has been sent from the pit of hell to obstruct that man of God to continue spreading the gospel will meet their doom sooner than later.

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