Ezemarcel:
Filling station (UK)
Fueling station(us)
Gas station (Ghana)
Milking station(Uganda)
Fooling station(naija)

kestolove95:
I thought is apple head office in California, I won go look for iPhone 12 pick

Kylekent59:
Who doesn't know about that. We all know he is a cultists.

Go and watch and play the music "killing dem" the gbe bodi of a thing.

This was what I got.

DONSMITH123:


https://punchng.com/breaking-tinubu-breaks-silence-says-amotekun-not-threat-to-national-unity/

stupidity:
dont mind him. Stingy fellow. And he wants a woman.


I bought my date a car to take us out on the date. She was very happy and told me right away that I’m the right man for her. Nonsense.

Even if it’s 200 naira you can spend on a date. If she feels disappointed, make she spend on you.

Offpoint:
I've never been on a date, any date beyond my room.... simply count me out.

My crush once returned from a long journey and demanded I took her out to eat.
There is this restaurant opposite my street, I've never one day visited there.

I took her there, the first thing I asked the Attender is "How much is your food"
She said "N1000" per plate...
I asked "1k, how many wraps of Fufu and how meats?

She replied "2 wraps and 1 meat"

I could see my crush trying to hide her face cuz she felt embarrassed... but me no send.


I was like: bae make we dey go back house, I go arrange indomie for you... then enter market arrange soup.

like play like play... I carry her go house.

If you like call me broke, I no be gentleman.

I no fit buy 2 Fufu with 1 meat for 1k, plus my own 2k.... ko le se le

2k arrange me better soup plus enough Fufu for 5 days, Ma no go form big boy ontop crush ma come go house make hungry go crush me.

Dey 2 eggs I put for dey indomie still dey pain me till today, e for reach me half Congo of garri.

udumosam23:
Taaa, Kanayo O Kanayo cannot I repeat cannot be pastor even in a movie role.

That man is an unrepentant blooded ritualist.

Blakjewelry:
The second picture even look more creamy

tolumizzy:
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Fashion Goddess
I just love her die

Offpoint:
nothing, i am still questioning my parents where they found me.

riches4me:
Where?. Is it still there?, just want to say hi too with my big stick.

ruggedtimi:
just because of phone, I remember when I was in a taxi and a little girl ran across the road BAM!!..saw the girl flying in the air. it was a horrific experience

raumdeuter:


Cashless policy? Go to Alaba market or Yaba market without cash and say we are operating a cashless policy

When you enter Danfo bus tell the conductor about cashless

Cherrybae:
Wike should just shut the fucking mouth up.

Awara won the election but wike bribed his way out to manipulate the results.

We the Rivers people massively voted for Awara but you wike paid 20billion to rig the election.

We are not fools wike. Be warned and tell the world the truth how you bought the election.

Burgerlomo:
Civilians in the civilized country like America where they have the strongest army in the world are wearing camouflage of any type without no harrassment from nobody.

Amazingman:
He's a bigger boy. Racism is 100th real.

cjudy:


Waiting for Dwarf fans to come here and tell us Ronaldo started before their He-Goat

scaramucci:
Mr. Easy can take good pictures sha. One think it was taken by a professional photographer.

Gideonmi:
i swear it. I miss GBwhatsapp

oshe11:
Bayern be treating Tottenham as Arsenal since Assnal run leave UCL

Gartol:
I was in the toilet when my freind sent me a short s*x video to me. I played the video it didn't bring out any sound in my mind I was like maybe he no get sound so I didn't bother I continue watching for 10 minutes.

Then I remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth in the palour. All my family members were there including my pastor dada and some brothers and sisters in the Lord who look up to me. I no comot toilet for a week infact I still dey shit till now

dayo2me:
I can't remember actually I know it was really embarrassing

Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

donbachi:
Nice one...they both acted very matured in all their decisions.if they had acted as when everybody wanted them to act,maybe they would have made the situation worst than it was...as for me,i need like 3 of their women with big waists bfor i will accept their apology.