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Politics / Re: Is EFCC Chairman Only For The North? - Yul Edochie, Reno Omokri Ask by sureheaven(m): 11:28am On Jul 09, 2020
What baffles me is why the north can't have their own country since they believe they're capable of occupying all positions.

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Politics / Re: APC: Tinubu Got The Message By Oke Umurhohwo by sureheaven(m): 2:00pm On Jul 06, 2020
The only barrier that will stop tinubu in 2023 is religion.
Being a Muslim will bar him from contesting because Nigeria can't afford Muslim/Muslim ticket.

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Politics / Re: Saraki Knocks APC For Linking Him With Hushpuppi by sureheaven(m): 5:42pm On Jul 04, 2020
Saraki a desperate fraudster and a greedy thief.

Trust Nigerian politicians at your own destruction. I know hush puppy had political backing in Nigeria.
The likes of saraki, dino, Atiku and other PDP prominent relied on hush puppy during the last election to help hack inec server. That was why they insisted there was an unexisting server.

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Politics / Re: Ebonyi Governor Umahi Tests Positive For COVID19. Hands Over To Deputy by sureheaven(m): 12:20pm On Jul 04, 2020
Lies from the pit of hell, now i know Nigeria can never be a good nation till eternity.

The governors had meeting to all declare themselves positive just to make more money from the federal government.
May the evil they are calling befall them

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Politics / Re: Wike: I Will Be Happy If Obaseki Joins PDP by sureheaven(m): 4:13pm On Jun 15, 2020
If obaseki loves himself, he should remain in apc and campaign for the candidate chosen by the party so that he can enjoy his loots in peace before thieves start efcc to probe thief.
If you know you know.

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Politics / Re: Buhari And His Federal Character Virus - The Guardian Editorial by sureheaven(m): 3:57pm On Jun 02, 2020
I regretted supporting buhari but never regret Atiku didn't win. And to Racoon, you still have 3 more years to lament and wail.

Would suggest you find something better to do for the period of that 3 years.

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Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek's Death: Which Of His Songs Do You Like Most? by sureheaven(m): 2:56pm On Jun 02, 2020
Papa payo...... mama mayo...... send down the rain...

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Eid Celebration At The Aso Rock Villa. by sureheaven(m): 11:55am On May 24, 2020
Based on my intellectual capacity and my vast knowledge, tactically and tentatively, right from the beginning of times especially in the light of Ecclesiastes evolution, I have come to a concrete, definite and profound conclusion that I actually have nothing to say. Thank you very much, happy celebration to all peace loving Muslims.

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Health / Re: Why COVID-19 Patients Play, Dance In Isolation Centres — NCDC Reveals by sureheaven(m): 12:04pm On May 22, 2020
Covid 19 started in China as a deadly disease but got to Nigeria as a scam.

Stupid and useless government, those in the isolation centers are either suffering from malaria or hunger.

We see how patients suffering from covid 19 look like in other countries but ours is different.

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: Obasanjo Would Have Insulted Those Demanding Presidential Address by sureheaven(m): 2:28pm On May 15, 2020
Your tenure will soon end Femi.

Why having a president who can't interact with the press. That's shameful

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Properties / Re: School And Houses Destroyed By Erosion In Anambra State (Photos) by sureheaven(m): 12:06pm On May 13, 2020
Garba sheu had been rendered useless. He made the greatest mistake by joining forces against that of the first Lady.

Most important, why's buhari appointing old people, when will the youth be useful in Nigeria
Health / Re: Lagos Discharges 48 Coronavirus Patients Today by sureheaven(m): 8:12pm On May 07, 2020
Nigerian government playing politics with coronavirus.

I will never believe them again..

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Crime / Re: Umumbo And Omor Clash In Anambra, Many Feared Dead, 300 Injured, 50 Missing by sureheaven(m): 8:09pm On May 07, 2020
Igbos killing themselves.....

Nnamdi Kanu how body... grin

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Religion / Re: Wearing Facemask About Is An Embarrassment To Science - Pastor Chris Oyakhilome by sureheaven(m): 8:45pm On May 06, 2020
Confused man of dogs, before it was 5g, now he has shifted to face mask.
People like pastor Chris are called jack of trades, he puts his mouth in everything

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Health / Re: Saidu Ahmed Is Dead! NEMA North East Coordinator Dies In Borno by sureheaven(m): 5:40pm On May 05, 2020
These people are still lying claiming unknown illness.

Instead for them to be honest he died of coronnavirus so that others will know it's not a joke.
Travel / Re: 40 People From Zamfara Hidden Amid Cows Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by sureheaven(m): 2:14pm On May 04, 2020
Nigerians should be ready to mourn. It's not a curse.
Health / Re: After Child Birth, How Long Should A Woman Stay Before Having Sex? by sureheaven(m): 10:43pm On Apr 30, 2020
My wife and I started yanking after three weeks

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Events / Re: 8 Nigerian Entertainment Events Cancelled Because Of Coronavirus by sureheaven(m): 7:07pm On Mar 22, 2020
These are end time signs. Expect and prepare for more unusual occurrences like this. .

Jesus is coming soon, the world should repent.

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Education / Re: Sanusi To Chair LASU 24th Convocation Lecture by sureheaven(m): 10:12am On Mar 16, 2020
Enemies most times expose and push you to a greater place.

Ganduje will remain useless after his tenure while Sanusi will continue to be honored.

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Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu Celebrates Chimamanda Adichie, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, Dora Akunyili by sureheaven(m): 1:48pm On Mar 09, 2020
This woman will forever remember FFK.

FFK dig her too deep.
Crime / Re: The Man Who Jumped Into Lagoon On Third Mainland Bridge Was Dumped By Girlfriend by sureheaven(m): 10:15pm On Feb 27, 2020
He jumped because he was dumped.

Useless man, why kill yourself because of a woman when you can have them in hundreds without stressing.

May you not make heaven

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Family / Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Wife - Man Cries Out by sureheaven(m): 10:10pm On Feb 27, 2020
Maybe another man is yanking your woman.
Maybe you're not romantic.
Maybe you are not nice to her.
Maybe her hole is wider than your rod.

Maybe you are not normal.. shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Gets N20 Million Bail In "Car Theft" Trial by sureheaven(m): 10:07pm On Feb 27, 2020
The kukere master is going gradually.

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Education / Re: FCMB Locates Little Girl, Dele That Used ATM Light For Assignment by sureheaven(m): 2:46pm On Feb 10, 2020
Good job fcmb ..

Congrats to the girl
Politics / Re: Osinbajo In Talks With South West Governors Over Amotekun by sureheaven(m): 5:53pm On Jan 23, 2020
Vice president osinbajo, my kind of man.

You have my vote come 2023 if you contest.
I can't vote Tinubu, he is as greedy as Atiku couple with the fact that he is a Muslim and I'm sure his vice will come from the northern part of the country which will also be a Muslim because the northern won't give their VP slot to Christian.

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Politics / Re: Hanan Buhari: I Can’t Wait For Next Project by sureheaven(m): 6:33pm On Jan 13, 2020
I know whenever some bitter people hear anything about buhari or his family, they quickly ready to react negatively. angry

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Politics / Re: Governor Bala Mohammed Hospitalised In London by sureheaven(m): 3:42pm On Jan 13, 2020
But buhari said it's not good for politicians to go abroad for medical treatment.

What a shame on Nigeria and her leaders, what a shame.
Till now, we can't build standard hospital despite budgeting billions for medical. shocked
Business / Re: Aliko Dangote Plans U.S. Office To Help Diversify Wealth by sureheaven(m): 3:26pm On Jan 09, 2020
This man is busy building wealth all over the world while some lost being and their wretched parents are busy blaming buhari for their being poor on daily basis. shocked

Keep it up Mr Dangote, I refuse to be poor

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran 'Standing Down' After Missile Strikes - Trump by sureheaven(m): 6:03pm On Jan 08, 2020
Only kids and those who know nothing about war would dare advise Iran to go into war with the almighty United States.

The US is no way same level with Iran.

But I agitate for peace all over the world.

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Politics / Re: Magu Reacts To Fayose’s Salsa Dancing Video by sureheaven(m): 6:45am On Jan 04, 2020
You claim you were sick begging for medical leave and you were given but was found in a club house dancing salsa.

There's no iota of integrity left in nigerian leaders. They're all shameless.

I hope you won't return to court on wheelchair claiming the salsa dance broke your legs.

You will be jailed Las Las

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Travel / Re: Nigerians going to US reduce sharply, largest global drop-off by sureheaven(m): 5:21pm On Jan 03, 2020
Good one though I'm a US citizen but will prefer to come any moment from now.

US would have been nothing compared to Nigeria if our leaders both past and present had done well. Also there weather here is flexible and fragile, it attract all sort of sickness, they don't have food like we have in Nigeria.

Finally, the issue of gun violence is becoming rampant that no government can curb for life.
Two days ago, a guy was killed in my apartment.

Nigeria shall be great again.

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Celebrities / Re: "My Whole Household Are Calling Themselves Marlians" - RMD by sureheaven(m): 5:16pm On Jan 03, 2020
Shame on your household.

They aren't proud of your name or the name of God but the name of one useless haggard looking being who sings and talks rubbish.

Shame of you RMD

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