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cool. on the other hand, www.nairaland.com/2029268/la-galaxy-forward-robbie-keane#28596413

LA Galaxy forward Robbie Keane named 2014 MLS MVP
The Ireland international won his first MVP award after posting
career highs in goals and assists for the MLS Cup final-bound
Galaxy.


LA Galaxy forward Robbie Keane has been named Major League
Soccer's Most Valuable Player after leading his club to a second-place
finish in the Western Conference.
The Ireland international finished ahead of New England Revolution
midfielder Lee Nguyen and Seattle Sounders forward Obafemi Martins
for the league's highest individual honor.
Keane finished with 30.95 percent of club votes, 32.22 percent of media
votes and 25.52 percent of player votes, giving him a weighted total of
88.69. Martins finished second with a weighted total of 63.22, while
Nguyen came in third with a weighted tally of 57.54.
In his fourth year in MLS, Keane scored 19 goals and added 14 assists in
29 appearances during the regular season. Among league leaders, he
ranked third in goals and tied for second in assists.
The Galaxy (17-7-10) finished with the second-best record in MLS. On
Sunday, LA defeated Supporters' Shield winner Seattle to advance to the
MLS Cup, where it will host the Revolution on Sunday.
Keane joined the Galaxy from Premier League side Tottenham in 2011
after a successful career in Europe. The 34-year-old is currently the
captain of Ireland's national team and became the world's leading active
goal scorer in international play upon Miroslav Klose’s retirement in
August.
Keane was named to the MLS Best XI for the third straight season earlier
this week.


All-time MLS Most Valuable Players:

2014: Robbie Keane – LA Galaxy
2013: Mike Magee – Chicago Fire
2012: Chris Wondolowski – San Jose Earthquakes
2011: Dwayne De Rosario – D.C. United
2010: David Ferreira – FC Dallas
2009: Landon Donovan – LA Galaxy
2008: Guillermo Barros Schelotto – Columbus Crew
2007: Luciano Emilio – D.C. United
2006: Christian Gómez – D.C. United
2005: Taylor Twellman – New England Revolution
2004: Amado Guevara – MetroStars
2003: Preki – Kansas City Wizards
2002: Carlos Ruiz – LA Galaxy
2001: Alex Pineda Chacón – Miami Fusion
2000: Tony Meola – Kansas City Wizards
1999: Jason Kreis – Dallas Burn
1998: Marco Etcheverry – D.C. United
1997: Preki – Kansas City Wizards
1996: Carlos Valderrama – Tampa Bay Mutiny
http://m.goal.com/s/en-us/news/6738602?ICID=HP_HN_5

Chai. I and a friend would have bought it and share it

Chai. I and a friend would have brought it and share it

Pls, I want to know if it is possible to share the mtn night plan bundle with friends. Tnx.

Pls guy, What is the least price I can get mb with on glo or etisalat?

THE GREATEST RIVALS ARE CR7 AND MESSI

In the build up to that goal, See as that no 6 dey run as if nail shook am for leg.

I'm not in support of jungle justice, but, what has happened to all those that have been handed to authorities?


BTW, I hate all these people who ask us to like their comments,,,, now can I
please get 10 likes for hating them?

peterpaulis:
.my follow monk how far @OP

lol. monk for where?

chai. See as people book space. in anticipation, Seun should do the needful

daniel9202:
138...no more double BIS subscription...yours nd hers
139..you wunt be taking meat pie while she is taking sharwama
140..no more story for the gods wen you demand somtin on de bed after taking her out.

buh get ready to die in konji..for guys..lolzz

am new on naira land guys....i welcome my self jor.

Welcome on board bro.

There are a lot of good reasons to stay single. At first you may think
that staying single isn't a good thing, but there are a few things you
should consider, well 137 things to be exact. This is a comprehensive list
about not being in a relationship and the perks that come with it. I bet a
lot of these things don't even cross your mind, and perhaps after you
read this you'll give the single life a second thought.


137 Reasons Why You Should Stay Single

1. You can do what you want, when you want.
2. You don't have to dress up for anyone.
3. You don't have to cook for anyone but yourself.
4. No nagging. Ever.
5. You don't have to pay for your girlfriend/boyfriend.
6. You can snore when you feel like snoring.
7. You don't have to meet her/his parents, especially if they dislike you.
8. You don't have to share.
9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend won't invade your privacy (email, cell
numbers, etc).
10. Don't have to worry about marriage and it's costs.
11. Don't have to hear "But, honey.. we never have our alone time!"
12. You don't have to share the television.
13. You can play video games all day in your free time without feeling
guilty.
14. You decide when to go to bed.
15. You don't have to make dinner for him/her.
16. You can scratch yourself, fart, and all that other rude stuff when you
want.
17. Your food lasts much longer, only cooking for one.
18. You can sleep till noon on weekends without feeling bad.
19. Less pressure about your weight.
20. You are the king/queen of the toilet seat, it can remain up or down
(preference).
21. Don't have to worry about "accidently" having a child.
22. You can vacuum when you feel like it.
23. You don't have to worry about being "dumped".
24. There is no jealousy.
25. You can "geek out" without being nagged.
26. Everything in your home is yours.
27. You don't have to explain where you were last night.
28. You decide when to do the dishes.
29. A lot more time to spend with friends.
30. Less pet peeves to deal with.
31. Don't have to worry about her hanging out with guy friends (and
vice versa).
32. You are not morally obligated to do things against your will.
33. No one else is going to eat your leftover pizza.
34. You can concentrate more on your own life.
35. You can answer the phone when you feel like answering the phone!
36. You can sit there all day in your underwear and not feel obligated
to dress.
37. Going out to eat and then to a movie is cheaper for just one.
38. You won't have that "I want kids" discussion.
39. When your car gets old and has a lot of miles on it, you can trade
it in for a new one without it complaining or feeling bad. /wink
40. You can eat whatever you want, when you want, without a
compromise.
41. You don't have to hang with his/her annoying friends.
42. You can walk around naked without fear of him/her bringing
friends home.
43. No sharing of the fan, it's all yours.
44. Only have to deal with your own insecurities, and not his/hers too.
45. You can stare at the gals (or guys) all you want without the "uh oh,
busted" feeling.
46. You don't have to come up with excuses for things.
47. You don't have to worry about your checking account vanishing
mysteriously. Well, not as much.
48. You don't have to suffer a pink puffy bathroom (if your a guy) or
falling into the toilet because the guy left it up (if your a girl).
49. Speaking of bathrooms, you don't have to worry about "the smell"
after you go.
50. You only have to deal with your own fetishes, and not some
abnormal fetishes that are totally alien to you.
51. No one is telling you that you need to work out and lose weight.
52. You don't have to buy gifts for the holidays for the 'extended family'.
53. You don't have to tell white lies. "Yes dear, that dress is pretty" and
vice versa.
54. If you live alone, you can pee with the door open without grief.
55. You don't have to suffer her/him going through your belongings.
56. You don't have to worry about your cell phone bill being huge
because she/he borrowed it for a whole week.
57. No one will steal your covers at night.
58. Paying for vacations for one is cheaper.
59. You don't have to suffer the aftermath of a breakup.
60. You don't have to hide your habits.
61. You don't have to shave.
62. You get the entire couch to yourself.
63. No one sees what you look like when you wake up in the morning.
64. No waking from the other person snoring!
65. No one to accidently see your dirty underwear.
66. You get the entire boxed "meal for two" for just yourself!
67. No one telling you to get your clothes out of the washer or dryer.
68. When you cook you don't have to worry about how bad it is.
69. You don't have to share your soap.
70. No one telling you what you can or cannot buy when shopping.
71. No one is telling you to go to the gym because their embarrassed by
how you look.
72. No one complaining about what your listening to in your car.
73. You won't have someone throwing out your stuff because they think
you don't want it.
74. All of the space in the closet is all yours.
75. All those dirty messes you made, you can leave them that way!
76. You can drink milk straight out of the container without anyone
telling you to use a glass.
77. You won't have any other opinions to contend with.
78. No one to care if you walk around the house in your underwear,
scratching and passing gas at will.
79. When you get home from work, you can do whatever you want
without someone telling you to get something done around the house.
80. You won't have someone else telling you what is right and what is
wrong.
81. You won't have someone taping over your favorite movies.
82. You don't have to laugh at jokes that are not funny.
83. Someone isn't telling you to cut the lawn.
84. Someone isn't telling you to not hang out with certain friends.
85. You don't have to appear to eat healthy around him/her. You can
chow down on the triple pounder with cheese without feeling guilty.
86. You won't have your in-laws telling you about their religious
beliefs, which are not your own.
87. You don't have to spend thousands on a engagement ring.
88. You won't have to tell them you love the ring they got you, even
though you think it's hideous.
89. Speaking of weddings, it's cheaper not having one.
90. You won't have someone vacuuming during your nap.
91. You are the supreme master of the refrigerator.
92. You won't have doubts if the person your with is really in love with
you or not.
93. The only debt you have to worry about is yours.
94. You won't have to worry about marriage counseling.
95. You don't have to give a reason for buying the 61" big screen tv.
96. You won't have someone nagging you to get a better job.
97. You don't have to worry about compliments and if their good
enough.
98. There is less noise if you live alone.
99. You can run around in a make-shift toga and do a little dance while
singing opera without someone giving you a strange expression.
100. You clean the bathroom when you feel like cleaning the bathroom.
101. You don't have to worry about coming up with vacations and if
their good enough for your significant other.
102. You don't have to buy gifts for him/her!
103. Your car is yours, no sharing.
104. You will always get the best seat in the house to watch your favorite
shows.
105. You are never late for anything. Ever.
106. You decide if you want pets or not.
107. You only have to worry about retirement for one.
108. If you want Rambo or Barbie bed sheets, by golly you can have
them!
109. You don't have to listen to someone else snoring.
110. The only sick person that you have to worry about, is you.
111. If you want children, you can still adopt.
112. A cruise in the Bahamas is cheaper by yourself.
113. You don't have to clean up after anyone but yourself.
114. When you shop for food at a store, your the authority on whats
good for you or not.
115. You never have to hear the line, "Let's just be friends".
116. You control the thermostat in your house, if your too cold crank
that sucker up.
117. You can play video games all night without someone telling you to
be more productive with your time.
118. You can talk on the phone for hours with girls (or guys) without
hearing the "who's that, who's that??" line.
119. There is no compromising on how to decorate your house, it's
totally up to you.
120. You don't have to explain why an entire pan of brownies have been
eaten in a single night.
121. Speaking of desserts, you only have the ones in which you like. No
fruitcake for you.
122. You decide when to do the pile of dishes in the sink.
123. You don't have to worry about bailing your girl/guy out of jail at
3am in the morning on a work night.
124. You don't have to explain why you have a brand new expensive
sports car in the driveway.
125. You can veg all day in front of the television watching your favorite
tv marathon without complaint.
126. No one complaining why girls (or guys) are leaving comments on
your Facebook, Myspace, etc.
127. The only "voice of reason" is your own to deal with.
128. You don't have to say "I'm wrong, your right" even though you
know that your right but your just saying that your wrong to stop
discussing it.
129. If your really in the mood, it's cheaper to download adult material
than it is to pay for a movie and dinner and only hoping to get some
action after.
130. There won't be any "meet the parents" problems.
131. You only have to support yourself.
132. You don't have to wonder what they mean when they say "No, I
don't need flowers", yet when you don't get flowers for them they get
angry.
133. All the money from the tax return is yours to spend on whatever,
without being hassled.
134. You won't have to deal with the "I love you" question, and whether
or not if they really mean it.
135. No one will throw your stuff out on the lawn.
136. There will be no one asking you "What time will you be home?"
and giving you a guilty feeling about even going out.
137. No one is wondering why your reading this list.
www.twobitlm.hubpages.com/hub/137-reasons-why-you-should-stay-single

I wonder why the mods hid my post because I wrote ' sureteeboy is typing' AT LEAST, I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO BOOKED SPACE. WHAT GOES FOR MR A SHOULD GO FOR MR B AS WELL. IF OTHER SPACE BOOKER'S POST ARE NOT HIDDEN, WHY SHOULD MINE BE HIDDEN??

daxon001:
AH AH. .i didn't do dat o.i'm still in 100l-chem dept btw.u?

Physics dept. My school runs a degree program that is affiliated to U.I, and all our courses are U.I's courses. Now in 300L though.

hardbody:
Sorry bruv i was scribbling on pads in the course of my work. I tore the pieces when i was satisfied. I might replicate tomorrow if u are interested.

never mind. tnx

hardbody:
I am pleased to inform Y'all that i have concluded the maths. I used the longer route but later realized i could have arrived at the same answers using the shorter route. As a tease, any equation that has square, eg U Square - X2 must have a curve. Clap for me....

. Post screenshots nah. I don dey forget that work sef.

daxon001:
Affirmative

. I thought as much. How were you able to cope with that MAT 141 (ANALYTICAL GEOMETRY AND MECHANICS)

daxon001:
*maths 4 toddlers*.
i don use maths textbooks like 'pure maths' by bunday.u go fear maths o.only question 1 and 2,na die.i thank JAH say i no 'bang' MAT 121-calculus and trig

UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN ?

Di maria : 3 goals, 5 assists without penalties
Sanchez : 8 goals, 2 assists without penalties
Hazard : 1 goal, 1 assist without penalties.
As far as this season is concerned, Chelsea fans just need to keep quiet about hazard. BTW, Those citing the omission of Sanchez from the Ballon d'or must know that it was last season's exploits that brought those ones on the list. If it had been this season, Aguero won't be missing in the list.

guys, pls, Soul calibur vs Tekken, Which is better?

wetin come concern jose mourinho with Kano pillars ? ??

jamesjake369:
I was creating a topic before I could finish typing
those pigs called nairaland mod/admin removed it
the topic is "make your self invisible to the pigs
called nairaland admin/mod"
I have about 28 nairaland accounts but they
always get a ban each time I post as soon as I get
a ban I quickly open another one under 1minute
but before I could make a post I will see a
message saying "sorry you can't do that right now
try again in few minutes" wtf I never knew they
know its same person through the IP or whatever
but I'm an international internet fraudster and there
is no dating site that I haven't registered with they
can't ban because I know how to deal with them I
thought naira land is different I don't know they
can also detect IP whatever like the dating site
where I use to play my scam and fraudulent
activity I'm not surprised that those naira land
mod haven't ban this account yet cause they I
logged in from USA but sooner or later they will
ban and hide this post but they are too late cause I
know how to deal with them henceforth they can
never ban me again so if you're with me on this
download H. O. L. A and open any of your apps or
any of your browser through it and you will never
be detected on any restrictions don't download the
latest version cause it doesn't do the job thank me
later I'm off to get my self another nairaland
account and I'm registering as a females cause its
fun the more they ban the more I open na me and
them go tire

why you no reply my post nah

jamesjake369:
the more you send the more you get don't let this awoof pass you by I've said my own

Bro pls, how many mb worth of files have you downloaded.

mods, what happened to this thread? www.nairaland.com/1975854/official-uche-gets-long-awaited-recall

belhomme:
is this supposed to be a joke...or ur phone is trying to mock my naija captain?

FIXED.

Uche gets long-awaited recall

Ike Uche will rejoin these lads
Coach Stephen Keshi has called up 25 players for the must-win 2015 Cup of Nations qualifying matches against the red devils of
Congo and Bafana bafana of South Africa.
Much–respected Spain-based striker Ikechukwu
Uche is called for the first time in nearly two
years, and there is also a first senior team
opportunity for Nasarawa United midfielder
Tony Edjomari.
Home –based defender Solomon Kwambe also
return, and Aaron Samuel (who got one of the
goals against Sudan), Hope Akpan, Sunday
Emmanuel and home –boy Emem Eduok have
further chances after being called for the matches
against the of Sudan Eagles' Skipper and goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama,
defenders Godfrey Oboabona and Elderson
Echiejile, midfielders Ogenyi Onazi and Mikel
Obi, and forwards Ahmed Musa, Emmanuel
Emenike and Babatunde Michael are also invited.
All the players are expected to report at
the , Wuse, Abuja
Bolton White Apartments on Sunday, 9 th November.
Goalkeepers: Vincent Enyeama (Lille OSC,
France); Austin Ejide (Hapoel Be’er Sheva, Israel);
Chigozie Agbim (Gombe United, Nigeria)
Defenders : Elderson Echiejile (Monaco FC,
France); Juwon Oshaniwa (Ashdod FC, Israel);
Efe Ambrose (Celtic FC, Scotland); Solomon
Kwambe (Sunshine Stars, Nigeria); Godfrey
Oboabona (Rizespor FC, Turkey); Kenneth
Omeruo (Middlesbrough FC, England); Azubuike
Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves, Nigeria)
Midfielders: John Mikel Obi (Chelsea FC,
England); Ogenyi Onazi (SS Lazio, Italy); Hope
Akpan (Reading FC, England); Raheem Lawal
(Eskisehirspor FC, Turkey); Omatsone Aluko
(Hull City, England); Tony Edjomari (Nasarawa
United, Nigeria)
Forwards : Ahmed Musa (CSKA Moscow,
Russia); Emmanuel Emenike (Fenerbahce FC,
Turkey); Gbolahan Salami (Warri Wolves,
Nigeria); Osaguona Ighodaro (Enugu Rangers,
Nigeria); Ikechukwu Uche (Villareal FC, Spain);
Aaron Samuel (Guangzhou R&F, China);
Sunday Emmanuel (SV Scholz Grodig, Austria);
Babatunde Michael (Volyn Lutsk, Ukraine):
Emem Eduok (Dolphins FC, Nigeria)

The last time I checked, FIFA 15 is being sold for #12995 on jumia.com . It beats my imagination how some dudes who didn't spend a dime on purchasing the game express their dissatisfaction about the game. Game reviews and criticism are meant for those who purchased the game legally only.

mummyson26:
Goodluck to hazard and the other 2 chelsea players

Yes. But their exploits in other clubs brought those two players into it.

I swear, this Chris Giwa dey craze. The main purpose of holding any political post is to serve. If his intention is to serve as well, then he won't be having any problem with pinnick's board. But, NO. He is just a thief who is only concerned with his selfish interest.