₦airaland Forum

coolh3ad:
Lime might be harsh on his skin though...

it works to dry up the oil from one's face, but with the dryness comes irritations, so you're right

He could try orange

Henrypraise:
When we go onshore from offshore, you get to meet many girls who act like they are indigenes of onshore communities, they pick up names to suggest they are indigenes, they give you all benefits and vibes of indigenes who are looking to date oil workers...

I once met a very beautiful lady in one of our trips in an onshore community, she had so much positive vibes, I became cautious when she came up strong with her feelings on me, she would cook and bring to me all the aquatic animals the sea had to offer, she was ready to bring me a dish of Poseidon's eye if the fishermen caught the gods, these meals were despite the delicious dishes we ate at our workers cateen free of charge. This lady was visibly adorned in physical qualities only a daughter of the gods could possess, she spoke good English, dressed decently except evenings when she come around to sometimes chit chat with me I noticed how she sometimes bare some flesh, enticing my already erect gazes with jaw dropping tattoos situated in places that makes my dick node in offshore excitements...

I noticed she was also closed to one of my not very pallied colleagues, damn I took a cue to investigate about who she was from my colleague as I was already falling head over heels, it was my colleague who told me she owned a very big chemist/ pharmacy in a busy town, he never knew she was into oloshoism, she was a big business lady and he knows her very well, infact they live close to each other in town...

Now if I tell you, I deliberately didn't devour her hairy bank, I just allowed her be, enjoyed all other benefits and parted with some coins upon my sorjourn from the community... She did call sometimes and I was not ready to continue the friendship...

Another colleague did marry one olosho, a beautiful dark skinned girl with red lips and boobs likened to the mountains that guided Indiana Jones in his journey to the mines somewhere in Africa, the marriage lasted only
1year...

Your writing is very good, even though I knew you were lying, I couldn't stop reading

Godfullsam:
That is why I must have the custody of my kids at all cost if I divorce my wife.

Men are free thinkers, they naturally don't like to shift blames.
Women on the other hand will naturally play the victim card and either confuse or convince the kids to make them believe that their father is evil.

I don't know why women are like that!

women, by nature weren't meant to take responsibilities except her child

Man United can win or lose, I couldn't care less, my own na make Ronaldo score at least 2 goals

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Oddfinder:
I don't even blame buhari. I blame all the yorubas that brought this calamity upon us.
To think that a race as sophisticated as Yoruba..no nooo infact the most educated black race on planet earth packaged foohari ignoring cries from the sundry is despicable..we warned them they called us wailers.we told them, anyone else but buhari.they said he has integrity..spits on you dumbfvckers.just imagine Nigeria today..same shameless yorubas still campaigned for tgis idiot in 2019..chai. i no even get wahala with buhari sef..na yoruba i blame..

they campaigned for him in 2019 despite his failures because Atiku picked an igbo vice and in their tiny cone heads they think they are in some sort of competition with the igbos

When Buhari is done with this country ehh, we'll learn to vote competent leaders and not vote based on tribal affiliation

Ohh

Saga is the most original housemate in this year's bbn

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Unrated900:
You are tripping for the guy abiiii,ok continue
Nor be una Dey always rush follow
Those yahoo boys
I remember that year
We go Dey toast babe them no go gree for us
Them go say we no get anything
Why boys no go use una finish.
Well iPhone 13 kuku ma don come outside una puvssy go hear am well
Las las he no Dey read meter
Na so so mugu I nnocent man go end up put una for Ouse.
Marriage self na scam self

deal with your insecurities Mr Man, women aren't your problem

DamnnNiggarr:
are you a UNIZIK student?

Yes

Doradorwa:
200lv first semester

I swear nah so I go night class like mad for 100lv but as time goes on, my zeal start to dey drop. Nah 400lv I dey now... I sha dey nuture my 2.1 like boiler , make he no drop.

How you do am?

100l

Wrote igbo language in my GS courses when I'm not igbo, that was a bold F

2nd Semester, forgot books and focused on babes and hustle ,well the result isn't out yet but ...........

Osegie4real:
6 how... at most 4.

Ahh, calm down bro

Only weaklings and low self esteem people would think such

BTW our NL girls that look like chiwetalu agu will start thinking the reason why guys don't approach them is because they are fine

WAHALA

miracood:
game will end 0:1 ft

nah, this is otumokpo

Chaii, why did Ronaldo choose United over City, he clearly choose wrong

samwheel:
If city catch dem, this club brugges is d weakest team in dat group, even Leipzig stubborn.

where e bad pass be say Mbappe don get injury

PSG v Man City would be an interesting game to watch

Messi yaff chop yellow

Lol, AC Milan score all three goals

potbelly:
Better...

John wike showing them the way...

where una dey see these pictures

N2B2:
Ole has removed Ronaldo.

WHAT. A. FOOLISH. COACH!

in this circumstance, it's a good tactical decision, they need to hold their defense so as to atleast return to Manchester with a point

Lighthammer:
i attacked you not your parent!so you dragging my mother into the convo shows that u are stupid and definitely has no parent!

stop exchanging words with children. ignore them

This season, Ronaldo will outscore Messi while playing in a more competitive League and a weaker team, there's levels to this GOAT thing

beautyfunke:
Madam..where is your husband!!!!

You somehow think you're better than her because she isn't married , alright then tell me one "exclusive" benefit of marriage, just one

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MALIGNANTGuest:
This was the reason CR7 downplayed MAN City & ran to MAN UTD in order to avoid PSG.
With this GROUP it will be a smooth ride to Knockout stage and possibly semi finals.
CR7 the greatest tactician.
He had to wait for the DRAWS to be unveiled before he went for MAN UTD.
GOAT wey dey avoid confrontation..

man city will breeze past PSG

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