₦airaland Forum

kajoula:
The fat one are dirty......classify please

a very shallow nd myopic way to tink SMH

Thorby:
What do u want to know about it?
Tho, I can't advice anyone to choose Lasu as their second choice.

while filling our form dey actually listed LASU as schls slated for second choice

Thorby:
1. No, first. choice will be consider first if at all they will consider second choice.
2. Composite? if I may get u, u mean addition of jamb score and post utme?
3. No cut off mark
4. English, Maths, current affairs and general studies-read about Lasu
5. The exam is CBT

sir plz I wantu choose lasu as second my second choice nd tho I dnt rly kno much plz can u put me tru

Reyginus:
Akinnifesi Hellen, the fourteen year old girl below has been missing since Monday 14th March 2016. According to the Parents, Hellen, a student in one of the Secondary Schools in Suleja, Niger State, did not return home after the closing hour and has since not been found. All search on her friends place and every likely place did not yield anything. You can contact these numbers if you see her around or have any clue:

08173336960 or

08137097048.

ha Niger state emir don carry am o I pray she's found hale nd hearty nd not pregnant

Ramanto:
wow.. u knw wht it means to score at camp nou. arsenal are popular with doing the impossible. they may decide to hit the headlines tomorrow mrning

thrashing of lyf doesn't mara I kno some clubs dat av done the impossible according to u

Ramanto:
It's bad i'm not watching. are arsenal giving them a real fight?

not rly I'm still not convinced tho dey scored

Ramanto:
Arsenal Have Bn Doing The Impossible Since 196 Bc. Just Watch Out For It

pooor defense frm arsenal sha

babalonshee:
Please cascade to the associates that MTN happy hour call (Free night call)  which started October 2006 has been discontinued effect tonight, as directed by NCC.

Hence, all happy hours calls will be billed from tonight.

Thank you.

Got to office today and saw this info ........ I felt I shud share to una

Awon Team xtracool shey eti gbo

tottinova:
Last week, I created a thread about the delay if my jamb result. Well, last night, I checked the jamb site and there it was.

I thank God for exam success. I scored 229.
But I noticed something which I do not agree with.
I scored 39 in English which is highly impossible. How can I score 39 out of 100 marks. I don't agree with that score and I don't know if any of us has that same kind of issue especially with English language.

My friend scored 162. She got 14 in english language.

How

mine was 62 nd I still find it strange

paulkit:
Scores of candidates who participated in the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination and their parents on Tuesday stormed the Lagos State Governor’s Office in Alausa, Ikeja, and the state Assembly complex to protest against alleged manipulation of the 2016 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME).

liveschoolnews.com.ng grapevine gathered that the aggrieved protesters demanded the cancellation of the exams and the removal of the Registrar of the Joint Admissions Matriculation Board, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde.

The protesters, who faulted the conduct of the examination, described the exercise as a “big sham.”

The examination, conducted by JAMB, they alleged, was fraught with irregularities.

The examination, which started on February 27, will end on March 19.

While some of the candidates alleged that the board deliberately lowered their scores, some claimed that it arbitrarily awarded marks to many candidates.

The protesters, led by a group under the aegis of Concerned Parents and Education Stakeholders, displayed placards with inscriptions such as, ‘All we are saying give us our mark’, ‘Dibu must go; the only stumbling block in education progress’, ‘The Joint Admission and Manipulation Board, give us our real results’, and ‘The professor of test and management has outlived his usefulness’, among others.

The protesters, who occupied the gate of the Lagos State House of Assembly complex for many hours, said JAMB and its registrar had “lost focus on how to conduct a successful Computer-Based Test in the 21st century.

A candidate, Maryam Animashaun, who expressed disappointment with the conduct of the examination, claimed that she received three different results from JAMB.

Animashaun, who sat for the examination at the College of Education, Oro, Kwara State, said, “I am confused. I do not know what to do now. The first alert I received on the telephone from the board with regard to the examination showed that I scored 218. The second alert read 186, while the third one read 286.

“The surprising thing now is that I cannot print any of the results. On the website, the board claimed that I did not sit for the examination. Meanwhile, I sat for English, Government, Economics and Literature-in-English.”

Another candidate, Kalasuwe Adeola, who claimed she scored 220, said she obtained the same score in 2015.

She said, “I am sure JAMB did not mark this year’s UTME. If it did, why did they issue me the same result I obtained last year? In my printed result for this year, it was written 2015/2016 instead of 2016/2017. I sat for this year’s examination at the Bachel Model College, Lagos, on March 9. Unlike other candidates, I did not have any issue with my system during the examination.”

The National President of the Association of Tutorial Schools in Nigeria, Mr. Shodunke Olutodotun, lamented that over 10,000 candidates missed the UTME, while others had their marks deducted due to irregularities by JAMB.

“This year’s UTME will soon be concluded. We have a man called Prof. Dibu Ojerinde. This man has outlived his usefulness in JAMB. He seems to be more powerful than the country’s president.

“The protesters are the victims; their destinies are being finished by Dibu. Most of the protesters that had their exam in Delta State had the exam in a shrine. A lot of them got results before they sat for the exam.

“We are appealing to Governor Akinwunmi Ambode and the Speaker, Mudashiru Obasa, to send signal to Abuja to stop UTME. If they don’t do that, we will go to Abuja.

“How will someone sit for Physics, Chemistry, Biology and the next thing he sees are Economics, Commerce and Government?”

Describing the exam as a fraud, a parent, Mr. Bunmi Elujula, urged the Minister of Education, Mallam Adamu Adamu, to look into the complaints of the candidates urgently.

Apart from awarding arbitrary scores to candidates, Elujula said many candidates had problems with their systems.

He said, “Many candidates were allocated between 40 and 60 additional marks. What are the criteria for this arbitrariness? The strange thing is that JAMB started the CBT two years ago, why is this year’s exam a big flop? I have not seen candidates and parents complain this way about the exam in the past. I plead with the authorities to look into their grievances.”

CANCEL FIRE

Deejavu1:
i used it before

still using it

Deejavu1:
Mine is Adele- hello...
lets see yours.





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Blackberrybabes:
Singer Solidstar last year welcomed a son with a British woman.
The baby turned out looking very white like his mother. Some of the fans of Solidstar say he is not the father of his son so he did a DNA Test to prove haters wrong


He wrote, “for those of you talking shit, guess this wuld shut ur gutter mouth up…”.

See the test result below

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/03/singer-solidstar-shares-dna-result-to.html

ur cup of coffee jst opened dis thread to see how a DNA result looks like dasol ko kan aye mehn

Emirofsambisa1:
In an interview with The Sun, Minister of Labor and Employment, Chris Ngige, says Nigerians who are complaining of hardship in this present administration are PDP loyalists. 

“I don’t know what you mean by hardship and those you call Nigerians. Are they the federal civil servants getting their monthly salaries as and when due? We don’t owe them, not even allowances and there is no reason they should be unhappy with the APC govern­ment. Are the okada riders among those complaining when they are making brisk businesses or the gradu­ates we will soon address their problem of unemploy­ment after the passage of the budget? Unemployment is the harbinger of Boko Haramism, harbinger of IPO­Bism, OPCism and militancy in the Niger Delta. It is a scourge and serious disease condition that we must fight and that is why we are in this ministry and government. We have job creation programmes under the supervision of the Vice President and other inter-ministerial ones that will be rolled out very soon. By the time we roll out, more funds will be put into the economy. Let us warn that the funds are not for stealing. The only difference between APC and PDP is the stealing of the lots of floating funds. Many of the elite were grabbing these floating funds and they are the ones protesting that they are not happy with the present government. Those complaining especially the elite are members or loyalists of the PDP. We are not bothered because we are going to continue with our common-people’s programme and I want to assure that the tide will soon change. So, we are waiting for the budget. Don’t forget that we are not the ones that appropriate funds but the National Assembly. We have given them budget, done some alterations and amendments as needs be in areas where some people try to mutilate and we are waiting for now. Once they approve the budget as proposed, we roll out our programmes”he said.


http://hype9ja.com/2016/03/nigerians-are-not-complaining-of-hardship-only-pdp-loyalists-ngige/

ode leleyi sha is nt ur fault cos u dnt que to get fuel neither do u purchase rice it kuku der for u on a platter of gold

joseph1832:
Now why am I not surprised. I believe God will come down from heaven and change the judgment given to her abi?

I taya o our God isn't wicked nd dat jail term sef is too small IMO

olillywales:
Embattled Nigerian Actors Guild president,Ibinabo Fiberisima's son, Sean has written an open letter to Nigerians,begging them to pray for his mother ..This comes after the court of Appeal upheld her 5 year jail sentence leaving her with just one chance to appeal at the Supreme court .Sean a footballer wrote...

People of Nigeria,

This is Sean, first and proud son of Ibinabo Fiberesima, I write on here today to plead with all Nigerians to pray for my mother. She is going through the toughest of times right now, and so are we, her family. I've been reading heartbreaking comments on her matter that 'she thinks she's above the law', 'she doesn't feel sorry for the family of the deceased', 'she was drunk and deserves this punishment', let me get a few things straight with you now.My mother is the most humble woman I know, I was not aware she was a celebrity until I was about 14 and that's only because my uncle told me, she does not see herself or act as if she is above any other person.

She is a proud Nigerian who loves her country and its people.Secondly, she has been carrying heartbreak around with her for the past 11 years after the accident. She understands the pain for the deceased family and is very hurt about what happened herself. She has tried her utter most to console with the Family, so don't ever think she does not care.Thirdly she was not drunk, the charges are reckless and dangerous driving, first of all I refuse to believe my mother was driving recklessly or dangerous, as I've been in a car with her countless times and nothing has happened. On this occasion it was unfortunate, she was unlucky, her car flipped over which happens to a number of cars and another car smashed into her. She was in a comma for days, she could have easily lost her life, but thankfully, by Gods strength only she survived. She did not set out that day trying to kill someone or herself.

Right now my mother is broken, and needs the prayer and support of all Nigerians, so please put all your conspiracies about this matter aside, I know it's between her and God now.

Join us, myself, Craig her son who is 14, Malcolm and Brian her other sons and her beautiful Daughter Zino who is just 8, and the rest of her family, to pray for my Mother. Let God decide what is just and what is not.

Whatever your religion, join us and Pray for my mother as well as the family of the deceased. We can all get through this but not without God.

Thank you for reading, may God bless you all.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/03/ibinabo-fiberesimas-son-writes-open.html

the man ur mama hit had kids too why are u sad sef u wud def see ur mom besides ur mom wud spend her jail time in a designer prison not kirikiri so be thankful

khalidx:
It seems most people who wrote on that day has 180 and i scored 200 i called a jamb officer nd he said let wait and see what will happen on monday. ..they might add 40 marks

nd 10th too my sis score is so not it

Hanendez:
Lately, it does appear that the Biafra nationalistic and separatist sentiment rennaisance and uptick is a bandwagon ideology.Hence it has become imperative to pose soul searching questions to agitators.These questions should come in form of a test of the knowledge and groundedness of the agitators and protestants with regard to the Biafra struggle.I'm of the view that almost 85% of the horde are in this struggle just for the sake of not being "left out" of what everyone is doing.Some are in it due to the sense of disillusionment and disenchantment with the establishment which enveloped the psyche of the South Easterners and South Southerners as a consequence of having lost out in the last Presidential election.Prior to the commencement of the said election, the propaganda machinery of the then ruling party had portrayed the opposition candidate in the light of being a Barbaric,Uncouth,unlettered fundamental bigot and an islamist expansionist who should be demonised.Some in the machinery even went over the top by buying front pages to hoist his image alongside former presidents who died in office as being the next to die in office.But against all odds, the opposition flag bearer emerged victorious in what was almost a landslide.The seemingly lopsidedness in appointments into key government positions and portfolios have in no little measure contributed in the "we against them" mentality which is now rife among the agitators.Then emerged a certain young chap with a charisma and mojo which can only be rivalled by the late warlord Odumegwu Ojukwu, in the person of Nnamdi Kalu.In him the people of Southeast found a voice and the will to dare to be the voice if dissent.Yet many have not sat to count the cost of persecuting a war.The human cost was in the region of 3million after the last bitter civil war.The age range of most of the agitators is between 16 to 45.Showing that most didn't exist in 1967.But if you still feel the sense of compulsion to keep the agitation on,you can only be justified if you know the man in this photo.But if it turns out you do not know this man,then you have no right to disturb the peace.

na erastus akingbola na simple tin

Chinekepikin:
https://datjoblessboi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/igb-660x400-300x182.jpg


5 Igbo Stereotypes Every Nigerian Must Drop


There are a handful of stereotypes that Africans hold against each other and this is not surprising due to the multi-cultural structure of our society. Nigeria has over 500 ethnic groups. Among the 500, about 9 languages are extinct while only three are -Hausa, Igbo, and Yoruba- leading the pack, and each one of these tribal groups have their peculiarities.
https://datjoblessboi.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IGBO-MEN-300x139.jpg
The Igbos of Southeastern, Nigeria are one of the leading ethnic groups in the country. They can be found in Enugu, Anambra, Ebonyi, Imo, and Abia. Despite these peculiarities, a handful of Nigerians have some misconceptions about this amazing ethnic group.
Jovago.com, Africa’s No 1 hotel booking portal identifies 5 stereotypes that Nigerians have about persons of Igbo extraction and offers facts that debunk them.
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/naira.jpg

They know nothing but business

Let’s give it to the Igbos, when it comes to business, there is no contest. At major markets, they are dominant. In fact, in places where you do not imagine that you will find them, they are always there. But, there is more to this people than business. You find them in politics, literature, education, economy and other sectors. Late Nnamdi Azikiwe, was a businessman, first prime minister of Nigeria and a nationalist as well as a lawyer. The literary lord, the man of words and the author of the evergreen bookThings Fall Apart that made the world change their perception about African literature, late Chinua Achebe was not a businessman, same with Chiwetel Ejiofor, and also Chimamanda Adichie. The list is endless. Take it or leave it, no matter the field an Igbo Man ventures into, the business trait tails him.
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/R6D5PfE.jpg


All Igbo women are light skinned


There is no argument about Igbo women being light skinned but the stereotype is tagging all Igbo women light skinned which is not the case. There are chocolate, ebony, and dark skinned ladies among them. In addition, light skinned women are not restricted to Igbo women alone but it cut across all Nigerian tribes. When next you see a light skinned lady, do not make up your mind that she is Igbo!


They love ‘Ego‘ also known as ‘Money‘


Who does not love money? Money is desired by almost everyone in varying degrees. Many say you cannot date an Igbo girl if you do not have money but these preconceived notions are not entirely based on facts. Rather than singling out a particular ethnic group to castigate, this is a blanket perception for all ethnic groups. Same thing for the men. There should be no ethnic colouration when it comes to making money.
https://blog.ng.jovago.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Igbo-traditional-wedding1.jpg


It’s expensive to marry an Igbo woman

Nigerian women are beautiful, expensive and sophisticated. A man should be happy to marry an Igbo woman because she is not cheap. A man should be proud to provide everything on the list presented to him by the parents to show that he is a ‘man’, however, there is always room for negotiation. So, the stereotype that before you marry an Igbo woman, you need to bring an arm and a leg only applies when the groom’s family are not masters at striking a good bargain.

All Igbos have left their villages for Lagos


Lagos is the melting pot for various ethnic groups and the commercial heartbeat of Nigeria as a result, the state is bound to be peopled by different tribes. However, expressing the thought that all Igbos have emptied their various states to reside in Lagos is laughable and wrong. There are individuals who run thriving businesses in these different south-eastern states that have never visited Lagos.



http://nigerianpilot.com/5-igbo-stereotypes-every-nigerian-must-drop/

op u ur self kno say some na true

TonyeBarcanista:
This is end-time allegation from Suwalee!!!!!

is end time eguje o return it o u kno I like u

TonyeBarcanista:
Yesterday, a brother and friend(Erunz) initiated a fence-mending move between my humble self and Pro-Biafran agitators on this forum. On that thread(and subsequent thread), I read responses of those that felt insulted and aggrieved by my words, actions and positions on IPOB related issues, especially those that felt I have maligned the Igbo race as a group.

For clarity sake, it was not a deliberate act to move against the Kanu-led IPOB struggle. As a human and practicing christian, I have always been on the opinion that though an agitation may not naturally be absolutely peaceful, it should also not be inciteful so as not to put the lives of those one is trying to liberate in danger. I believe this was a strategy Moses adopted to free the Hebrews from bondage in Egypt through the inspiration of God the divine. I never deliberately opposed the struggle for liberation of the Igbo nation from the Nigeria State, I was only not in tune with the strategy employed. Human life is very precious to me, it has always been my belief that the people we want to liberate should have their lives protected.

I understand very well that my position was highly misconstrued by some Biafran agitators, couple with the fact that I became emotional along the line and engaged those that maligned my ethnic group and my person. In the process, I said things that one wouldn't have said if he was sane, and dwelt on it just to put the agitators in the defensive.

I believe that no human is infallible irrespective of our sincere intention and how good we seem to be or may want to appear. I am not infallible though I try to very sincere and fair to all groups. I never hated the Igbos nor moved to silent the Biafran agitation(I recognise right of groups to agitate for themselves). Some of us may recall that I openly stood against the obnoxious and ill conceived Decree 9(Rule 9) of Nairaland when it was promulgated. I didn't just do that for show, I did it because it is fair that people express themselves(and in a civil manner too) and not gagged. Unity is a choice and not a force.

As an upcoming politician, I'm still learning some nitty-gritty of the profession. On the course of my not-so-long political involvement, I have ruffled some feathers and offended some people-including members of my party. Though some misconstrued my message and reacted harshly publicly, a few others confronted me privately. At a point I felt like I wasn't welcomed in the PDP any longer, and was getting advances from the other group. A few people I confided on in private insisted that I stick to PDP, assuring me that I was welcomed and shouldn't leave the group.

I love Nigerians irrespective of tribes and religion, and I want advancement/development in every corner irrespective of geopolitical zones. I didn't choose to be an Ijawman or a south south man, it was the divine that made it so. I'm not better than an average Igbo or Kanuri person, hence, I have no justification maligning anybody.

From the depth of my heart, I sincerely apologise for both intended and unintended offences I must have committed through my words, actions and inactions. I am not infallible but I'm sincere in apology. Acceptance of this apology will go a long way to heal wounds. This is a sincere apology and not a ploy to get some political capital from the aggrieved.

I thank all those that showed sincere interest in the peace move, and I'm indebted to those that have decided to let by-gone be. I shall end this piece with the quote below...


"If there is no sin, there won't be need for forgiveness".


Thank You!!!




May God Bless Us All and Bless Our Aspiration.

Tonye don collect egunje o apology not accepted joor

mattodunsi:
A professor of Islamic Eschatology and Director of
Muslim Rights Concern, Ishaq Akintola, speaks
about the abduction saga of Ese Oruru
Is child marriage permitted in Islam, looking
beyond the case of Ese Oruru?
Islam is a complete way of life. As a religion, non-
Muslims will have to take Muslims as they are, not
as they want them to be. Neither Muslims nor their
religion should be judged according to other
standards. There will never be any inter-religious
understanding so long as non-Muslims continue to
measure Muslims and their way of life by Christian,
Buddhist or Confucianist yardsticks. The simple
truth is: Islam has no age barrier in marriage and
Muslims have no apology for those who refuse to
accept this, particularly since 99.99 per cent of such
marriages are conducted among Muslims
themselves. If the man is a Muslim and the girl is
also a Muslim and the girl’s parents give their
approval, what is the business of any non-Muslim in
that? It is sheer interference in the affair of
Muslims and an attempt to exert undue influence
on them. More often than not, those who interfere
in this manner have ulterior motives. It is either for
the purpose of smearing the image of Islam or to
gain a comparative advantage and score a religious
point (for their own faith of course).
We are not unaware of all these antics, yet we
patiently endure them. Non-Muslims should
therefore keep off Muslims’ affairs. Who are non-
Muslims to be the judge of Muslims when every
religious group has its own failings? This
interference often causes unnecessary strain on
Christian-Muslim relationship. Despite the fact that
our Christian neighbours sing the hymn ‘I want to
be like Jesus…’ repeatedly, they are not behaving
like Jesus (peace be upon him). Neither are they
following his teachings. There will be peace if they
do. But they don’t. Jesus taught Christians to mind
their own business and to resist the temptation to
judge others. He said, ‘Judge not, that you be not
judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you
will be judged, and the measure that you give will
be the measure you get.’

prof I'm sorry I disagree with u on dis it's more than religion it about human y do u Wana mak a child lose her growing up stage so early why u wan cheat ur way dis kids are still too Yung to keep a home not to talk of psychological effect of marriage wich sum adults too can't handle prolly ur Quran shld be reviewed

Godswillnwaoma:
When I was growing up we used to call it fruit, yes its a fruit but not the real name. Who knows the real name.

ALMOND

robosky02:
are you one of the wailing wailers lol

hope is coming

2019 loading....

I'm none I'm jst tired alrdy

Mynd44:
Source: http://techcabal.com/2016/03/07/nigerias-social-media-bill-is-back-and-its-time-to-drop-this-dangerous-legislation-once-and-for-all/

God plz can four years jst end alrdy sick nd tayad of these people

Ogiemudia:
uniben post utme is in two sects. Use of english and general paper which consist of your 3 main jamb subj wth further emphasis on questions in terms of number and marks they carry in ur main subjs eg.med _bio,chem will have highest emphasis.

wat bout psysiotheraphy wat are d combos plz

Ogiemudia:
Those who didn't pass jamb,
pls don't wait for next year,there are other good schools who you can get admission for jamb score bellow 200.pls anyone with further informations on the schools of such pls share.

plz wats the combination for sci post ume

Pemale:
Which institution did u choose to study physiotherapy

uniben

tombravo:
lmao. . . . . you sure? buh nwa, wait, dnt u go offline? i 4got, u dan finish ur exam.

I praay say ano dey go offline o

tombravo:
Runs to check her dp. #omo she make sense o#. . . . suwalee, na u b dat?

Thas not my real face o