what the dumbass Obama couldn't do isn't is the same u.s that refused Nigeria weapons are the ones changing it....I'm beginning to suspect obama....comman beat me I'm in my house
Nollywood actress Toyin Adewale celebrated her daughter who recently clocked 10. She threw the little one a birthday party over the weekend. More photos below:
OrdercityWeb: Yeah we all do these things but no one ever admits he/she does them. So what are those things we all do but no one has ever admitted doing them. These are some i could think of:
1) Farting in a crowded place and pretending someone else did it.
2) Seeing a random person and imagining spending the rest of your life with them.
3) Judging people on the basis of what they wear and look like. (Most people deny this but they do it subconsciously)
4) Overthinking conversations after saying goodbye.
5) You keep asking questions for the sake of continuing the conversation.
6) Peeing in the shower.
7) Farting loudly when no one is around.
Taking a look at a guy/lady you find attractive.
9) Watching PORN
10) We all speak against tribalism on Nairaland, yet we still like comments that support our tribe and insults another
Add yours in the comments
this is typical me tho porn is a naah for me cos I love my mb
victor4ekele: Navy went on operation in Idah kogi State to wipe out Armed robbers and cultist. During their operations, this young man called Chukwudi aka Osaji was the only person that was caught and shoot when he try to retaliate(by pulling his weapon out to attacked them). He was shoot three times and he died. His cultist members say they will revenge for the death of their member. There regards him as "Egede mi". I personally know this guy but I don't know that he was cultist before this incident happened. Rest in Peace Chukwudi followed me on twitter @ twitter.com/vicklinzy
IFEANNYI: I lost my dad on the 14th of August and ever since then my family relations have been trying to frustrate me, my mum and my sister, even to the extent of threatening my life.
How my Dad died.
My Dad had diabetes and fell sick when he travelled to the east, Anambra State. Fortunately he was with my mum when everything started, unfortunately my relations where also present. They debated on the best hospital to take him to, my mum suggested he returned back to Lagos where he had a specialist taking care of him, our family physician also advised the same but due to ignorance, my dads brothers and sisters took him to a maternity hospital, where he died few days later.
The first thing my relations did was to start spreading rumours that my mum, and we the children killed our dad. How? How? A man we loved so much, although we had our little differences, just like every other family. But we loved him, I've never seen my sister cry so much until the day we lost him. They took him to a maternity hospital and now turned back to point fingers? But i'm not interested in accusing anybody. I just want people to learn from my experience.
My Dad's elder brother has been the only one different in the whole issue.
baby God's got u......no peace for the wicked Ur.......Baba yungjohn if this is u I'm loyal#suwa
beatcoins: Mtchwww! This is caused when a phone with 512mb ram, 2.5mp camera tries to caption an object in motion. Hahahaaa! Truth is the phone captured two frames within 0.5 secs. Thus, every still object remained intact while the moving person couldn't be captured in a frame. Reminds me of poloroid cameras and the likes back in the days of our fathers n mothers... If you move an inch before shoot, you'll need to take another shot.
President of nigeria or president of slay queens which?i'd pick oluremi sonaiya over this unserious woman......how the hell would u be able to read nd sign budget? plz go and contest for makeup challenge and leave presidency for refined women biko my dear edo sis abeg leave dont waste the little money u have left
love23401: Netherlands-based Nigerian Woman Who Wants To Become President Reacts To People Mocking Her Spoken English
Some Nigerians mocked The Netherlands-based Nigerian mother of three, Monica Ambrose, after a video showing her declaring her intention to run for president come 2019 surfaced online yesterday July 21st. They mostly mocked her over her bad use of English in the video. She has taken to her Facebook page to reply her trolls and according to her, many of the Arab presidents don't speak English but rule better than some Nigerian presidents. Agree with her? See her replies below
oland: Good day, fellow gentle men & ladies...for those who are yet to see emails containing details,I deeply apologize..you will get them as soon as possible.thank you for your cooperation..
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joshkiddies: Reacting to the photos Nollywood Actress, Uche Ogbodo shared on her Instagram page, a follower disclosed that the outfit she wore for her birthday party is a 'public uniform' in her area.
In her own words;
'Uche this outfit na uniform of,everybody in my area have it'
Replying this, Uche Ogbodo told her that she's sure everyone in her area can't afford the original wear. Here's what went down on her Instagram page;
Talk2Bella: No matter how much a man might like or loves you, if his mother says NO! My sister better have a rethink of that relationship. Men do not joke with their mothers, a mother might tell her daughter she doesn’t want her to marry a particular guy; her daughter would protest and try to convince her mother how much she loves that guy, very few Nigerian girls actually listen to their mothers when told not to marry a certain guy.
So it’s finally time to meet the future mother in law, you’re thinking of ways to make her like you, make her accept you, make her see you as the good girl you are or are not; this is probably one of the hardest and most scariest times of a woman’s life it is a must his mother should like and accept you even if his father does accept you and the mother doesn’t you’re still on a long thing.
Are you a slay queen? Skimpy dresser, twerker, poster of rubbish, online fighter, heavy make-up applier, the first thing you should notice when you go visit your future mother in law is the type of phone she uses, Nigerian women are natural detectives, it’s in our blood there’s no denying that, immediately you notice this hurriedly log onto your social media accounts and start deleting, deletes those raunchy videos, stupid posts, sexy pictures, her son might like it but definitely not a Nigerian mother in law.
Do not ever let her serve you food! I repeat never ever let her cook and serve you a meal when you visit for the first time, a Nigerian mother in law would test you with everything and nothing pleases them more than knowing you’re hardworking and would never turn their sons into slaves; when she asks you what would you like to eat say in this exact manner “Mama tell me what you would love to eat let me cook and serve you” she might protest and call you a visitor but please do not be deceived follow her to the kitchen and assist and while you’re there do not stand like a robot, chat her up make her smile and ASSIST!
Show her you are a prayer warrior, if she sneezes say “Bless You Ma” if she complains of backache say “The Lord Will Heal You Soon” before you eat a meal in her house offer a prayer, anything you say infuse and quote bible verses, you can never go wrong with these.
Mothers love to be pampered, on the D-day your future husband has deemed you worthy to meet his mother do not go empty handed, go with a gift be it small or mighty go with one. Do not dress scantily or shabbily to go visit her, do not apply heavy make-up, do not make crazy hairstyles even if your man likes you that way, you aren’t trying to please him it’s his mother who might have the final say especially if he is a mummy’s boy.
Learn his language if you’re from different tribes, nothing pleases a mother more than conversing with a stranger in her own language, don’t go there and be forming Oyibo, even white women have learnt to please our men by cooking our local meals and learning our languages if they can do these my sister who you be? Based on logistics.
Are you a Muslim woman? Do you observe your 5 daily prayers? Do you wear your Hijab often? Do you go to the mosque? If the answers to these are NO NO NO And NO! carry your prayer mat along when going to visit her, show her you’re devoted Muslim .
Sometimes I look at my Mother and I say haa dear baby Jesus I don’t want my mother as a future mother in law biko, why? Because my brother is her only son and any girl he brings must have a comma, she’s too short na Ikechukwu, hian but why’s she so tall Nnam? Oh she’s a tailor, so you didn’t see a graduate abi? bia Nwokem when will you bring the right woman, I look at her and say but you chased them all away na, when they sleep over its war, she monitors when you wake up, how you do chores, how many worship and praise songs you can sing during morning devotion and if you dance worldly during church service lol, but when she likes you even my brother can’t chase you away.
Sometimes it takes very little for a Nigerian mother to love you, most times it takes a whole lot, it’s always under the guise of “I am doing what’s best for my son” funny thing is when we become mothers we exhibit these traits without even knowing, but do you know what conquers all these? Love, unconditional love, I have met girls who have prayed for their future mother in laws to be dead before her son comes to marry her, some women go into marriages ready to battle their future mother in laws, but this is all wrong, Nigerian movies has even made it worse with the portrayal of mother in laws and how selfish, mean and diabolical they can be.
The way you treat your mother should be the way you treat every elderly person, the moment her son marries you; you are automatically her child and you should accord her all respect you would your real mother because one day reverse would be the case and Karma doesn’t forget, do all the things you did when you met her, some mothers honestly can push you to the wall but always chant this Mantra “WHAT IF SHE IS MY MOTHER”
i just think u dont start wat u cant finish..cos some mothers are super hard to please even if u give them ur eyes...i feel u shouldnt be too pushy nd if u wana help out she says no oga jst rest....
Ovokoo: CNN reporter, Richard Quest has come out to defend Nigeria's minister of information and culture. He says Lai Mohammed, misunderstood his question on Jollof Rice. Richard says Mohammed thought he asked which country first created jollof rice. Lai responded Senegal and this sparked was on twitter.
BaesDiary: Introverts have been tagged names ranging from shy, secretive, proud to slow. Infact, people are of the opinion that introverts are people with low self esteem. Most think that introverts would rather stick to a corner of the room, interact with few or no person, than make themselves the center of attraction in a gathering. While the belief that introverts would rather keep to themselves is true, the notion that they suffer low self esteem is pure fallacy.
However, despite the quiet and calm nature of the introverts, there are situations where the recessive ability to act like an extrovert is turned on. One of such situation is when they fall in LOVE!
So, what are the signs an introvert is in love?
1. They let you into their fears and insecurities. Once they fall in love with you, you find them sharing their pains and secrets, which they might have not shared with any soul.
2. They become a chatterbox when they are with you . So, you think an introvert doesn't like talking? That's not true, they have not just met who they are comfortable with.
3. You see the lively side of them. If you think an introvert is boring, it's because you have not seen them with the person who they love. Once they fall in love with you, the word 'boring' becomes a thing of the past.
4. They bare it all. Introverts may be secretive, but not with the person they love. Once they are in love, you become their human diary. And when there's any news, they talk to you about it first! This is simply because they are comfortable with you.
5. Yes, they are reserved, but they could get vocal in defending the person they are in love with.
6. They could go out of their comfort zones to prove a point. Imagine an introvert dancing with their lover, in the presence of people who have never seen them danced.
7. They could be hilarious. If you think introverts are 'dry' people with no sense of humour, you are probably wrong. When they are with their loved ones, they can be really hilarious, you'd wonder how they came about such comedy!
8. They can tell you the truth. They are honest with whosoever they fall in love with. If you want to know the truth about something, ask an introvert who is in love with you.
9. Yes, they love having their me-time, but they can still share it with that special someone.
10. They become more loving. As you two get deeper in the relationship, they love you more, they show more affection which is seen in the things they do for and with you. With time, you know they can be very romantic.
This post first appeared on this blog - Bae's Diary!
Are there no berra tinz to preach about? If u like give ur husband snake in the monkey shadow he's ur own and if its no biggie so go Ahead.. But if ur conscience won't allow neva delve into it
opeyemiieblog: Olukoya: "Women Who Give MouthAction & Swallow Sperm Are Cannibals"
Twitter user Temitope Inyang(@MercyKudy) few hours ago posted a Tweet, saying that Mountain of Fire and Miracles General Overseer Dr Daniel Olukoya during a recent Church programme said that any woman who performs MouthAction on a man is ‘a cannibal who had dined with the devil’
U both understand urself...-ts either u tell her u not cool with it or get a washing machine
LifeofAirforce1: Hi folks, what you going to do if you find yourself in this situation?
She's a student and every year her parents give her hostel rent money but she lives in my house and eat the money alone. (Honestly I got no problem with that)
What i got problem with is that she also eats my food but wont wash and clothe, clean up the toilet and Rest rooms.
She's 100% good "In the other room" but I want more.
Ehn 2006 lemme not lie adey jss sumtin I won't tell
bbbabes: Three Nigerian ladies on Instagram, Damilola, Doyin and Shennel posted throwback photos of themselves taken in 2006, while in secondary school and compared them to now. The now look totally different from then.
Wait, year 2006? Childfren of nowadays can grow so fast. I was rounding off in the University then and these ones will see me now and mention my name like they gave me the name..lolzzzz
I'm not understanding so u saying only one mikel shld take a national team to the nations cup na hin c.ronaldo and messi neva win world cup....i see
asokoromadam: He did a great disservice to. Himself -Not improving his game His Club-Last season's Chelsea surprising downfall His Country -Not qualifying for thr Nations cup
We've all been there its cowardly if u wana chicken out cos someone jilted u......imagine if all the men in the world reason this way?+check the ppl who divorce 60%of them go tru that cos they brought their family for the media to devour....how many nigerian men or women file for divorce be realistic?
dotman4real007: you need to understand that love is overrated, I do not plan to get married with all these divorce cases flying around. especially with what I went through with my last relationship. I was faithful yet I got the shock of my life. as I am now I dont even care about marriage anymore.
If u can't stay faithful in ur relationship...how then do u wana keep up when married?
dotman4real007: you have said it all!!! big ups OP. but its not easy ooo choping one food alone. well I am not married I can still chop as many as I want o jaree!! Anika, tania, cookie come here!!!!
The chinese league is growing so fast no doubt but wud u spend ur money watching chinko league.?...well I tink they bought mikel so that nigerians can focus more on their league
Why am I so emotional bout this?....I'm gonna miss seeing mikel play....come to tink of it the chinese league in the next 10 yrs wud be appealing to see o
mikron: learnt he just signed for valencia. a good move if u ask me. our national team captain should not be a perpetual bench warmer. good move. now bring on cameroun
Politics › Re: Photos Of Asari Dokubo Kissing His Wife As He Shows Off His Children by suwalee(f): 6:38pm On Aug 29, 2017
Taking a look at a guy/lady you find attractive.
