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Nairaland / General / Re: What's That Awkward Thing You Always Do Whenever You Are Angry? by SUXXI(m): 7:43am On Dec 06, 2017
To cool down,i pray and i play video games
Nairaland / General / Re: What's That Awkward Thing You Always Do Whenever You Are Angry? by SUXXI(m): 7:42am On Dec 06, 2017
When i change from pidgin English to speaking correct English, am very angry.
I too believe pidgin English die.
Anger brings out my correct English and my talking speed increases.
Phones / Re: Glo Increases Their Data Plans by SUXXI(m): 4:18pm On Nov 11, 2017
You people should stop insulting GLO network angry angry angry
Some years ago i remember subscription on MTN of N20,000 for 5gb.You use 2gb for day and 3gb for night.GLO is making data cheap so we all can enjoy internet access.This makes other network to also drop their data charges.If GLO is slow in your area,then pack your load and come to Delta State.Here GLO speed is around 2-3mbps on 3g and 10-26mbps on 4G.
If you can not relocate to Delta State, then find way to improve your signal reception.You can go and buy a yagi antenna or what will improve your network.Since telecoms brought internet to us,look at the network providers making serious effort for it to be cheap.This complaining of slow network,its just a matter of time their network will improve.I remember some years ago where it was just gprs we all use to browse.Use a day to download 20mb file.What of today?
Network will get better,lets try and appreciate this good development from GLO.
I use GLo
I use Smile
I use Airtel
MTN sometimes
So i know what it means with this GLo new data plan as it will help in my internet work and for my students i train.
Other network that is good in your area will beat down their data price because of GLO.
Just like TSTV is doing to other satellite providers.

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Romance / Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by SUXXI(m): 3:36pm On Aug 06, 2017
Gourdoinc:
If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers
Oh my gosh

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Career / Re: Do You Love Your Current Job? by SUXXI(m): 9:04pm On Jul 18, 2017
I love my job but the pay is nothing to write home about.I hustle to survive but I look forward to going to office every day.I work when others have closed and gone for the day.Meeting was held that I should be closing on time.
My job is teaching.
With God's help,I have been able to train a lot of people both male and female to have skills to be self employed.
Computer Engineering,networking,phone technology,video editing,movie and music production to name a few is what I love to do and teach my students.
Part of my job also involves playing computer video games with my students.
I always tell my students,get a job you enjoy doing and you will never get bored of it!!!
When I wanted to marry,even though my pay is small,it was a blast as everyone was there for me on my wedding day.
So loving my job oO!

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Agriculture / Re: My Experience About Snail Farming, Pictures, Etc by SUXXI(m): 7:59am On Jun 02, 2017
I need the ebook please.This is my email: ofujec4real@gmail.com
Romance / Re: What Is The Risk Of Marrying A Lady With Irregular Menstruation? by SUXXI(m): 6:37pm On Apr 22, 2017
Try using Trevo as it helps the body to balance it's hormonal level and also general good health.A friend of mine always takes injection before she can see her period.She started taking Trevo and her body hormone is now balanced and she sees her period monthly after battling for 12 years with constant medication.
Romance / Re: Lady Returns Her Ring To Her Boyfriend After 3 Days Of Proposal by SUXXI(m): 8:10am On Mar 27, 2017
I proposed inside Keke and she said YES!!!
NOW happily married and enjoying life with my wife.
Career / Re: What Prominent Achievement Did You Make In 2016? Share With Us by SUXXI(m): 11:52pm On Dec 31, 2016
I got married to my lovely wife

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Sports / Re: Super Falcons Protests Non-payment Of All Allowances At Nass Gate (photos) by SUXXI(m): 8:11am On Dec 14, 2016
What I am seeing is almost making me cry. After all the effort to be the best and win d cup. No appreciation for d female national heroes.
My spirit is painting me for this type of treatment.
How will the next generation put in their best if this is their reward for being the best.
Nigeria an oil producing country?
This is so so bad.

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Family / Re: Moment Of Truth: Have You Ever Spied On Your Spouse's Phone? - Bamisepeters by SUXXI(m): 5:30am On Nov 26, 2016
There is nothing like spying when it comes to my phone or my wife's phone.I give her my phone to chat with my friends/clients when i am busy.Male and female alike.Same with her.When there is love and trust,there is nothing to hide.She have access to everything i have and me with her.Its very important to have trust.Whenever guys is toasting her, she gives me her phone to chat with them.When ladies try their luck with me,i just give my phone to my wife to chat with them.

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Technology Market / Re: I Need A Graphics Card And Pe4c V3.0 (picture) by SUXXI(m): 11:09pm On Oct 17, 2016
I can get it for you if you want.
Agriculture / Re: Help- My Poultry Birds Are Dying by SUXXI(m): 5:56pm On May 05, 2016
Add Trevo to the water and give all your birds. Trevo is very effective in supplying 174 nutrients to the body.This will help fight any disease affecting your poultry since vets do not know what is actually wrong with them.I know of a friend who gives his dogs Trevo and it boosts their immunity and resistance to diseases.
Family / Re: My Husband Has Idolised Me And Now I'm Fed Up. Need Help by SUXXI(m): 10:56pm On Nov 26, 2015
This her experience is normal.I have personally seen such newly wed couple.
the guy cooks
wash clothes
always calls
he even carries his wife so she does not walk on some cases
always shares what he has with his wife
he cleans the house
wash plates
scrubs toilet
and more i do not know of
but in time,he adjusted and the wife started doing small work at least
BUT......
Kids came
everything changed
Even though he does most work
The wife sometimes supports him
he carries the kids
bath them
cleans their poo
even carries the kid when he was searching for job
It got so serious i talked to him
That his wife should at least support him
That i feel he his like a slave to his wife
He smiled and told me not to worry
He enjoys doing it.
More kids came and the wife had to sit up
The man started hustling
not much time again to do all he was doing for the wife like before
the love is still there
but the wife had to do house chores
he now says NO to most of her request and they sort it out
The guy in question is my younger brother
It took about 6 years for him to make adjustments
and right now
i can say they are doing really fine with 3 kids

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Phones / Re: What Else Do You Do With Your phone Apart From These Things? by SUXXI(m): 8:50am On Oct 31, 2015
My phone has lots of uses...
1.Router for my wireless networking
2.Virus detection and removal from pc
3.Ebay shopping and bidding
4.Research
5.Downloading of movies,music and softwares
4.Reading of novels
5.Use it to do my noun tma and read my softcopy textbook.I do not like to print.
6.Use it to play my games
7.Use it to do my online marketing on olx,skype,bb,whatsapp,2go
6.Use it to keep my schedule record
7.Use my phone to keep track of receipt as i always use the datestamp of any picture i snap with it.
8.Use it for my Trevo Seminer presentation as a wireless presenter
9.Use it to type word document
10.Use it to play music
12.Use my phone to remove virus from flash and hard disk via otg cable
13.also use my phone for christian activities,bible etc
14.Use my phone to play psone games with my psone pad
15.I use my phone to test for original micro usb cable and charger
16.Use my phone to root other android phones
17.Test running and experiments on ideas i have
18.Use it to do my networking jobs
19.Use my phone as hotspot to provide internet for those around me
20.I better stop here.

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Education / Re: Which Of These Was Your Character/feature In Secondary School ?? by SUXXI(m): 6:57am On Mar 21, 2015
No skipping class to play video games?
mine is like this...
1,2,10
I also copy full 80 leaves note with drawing for just N20.00(twenty naira), which i use to buy guguru and groundnut.
I come to class with my sega pad and my gamebook to read my mortal kombat and practice my skils after which i skip class during break to go out with my friends to play video games.
Game carry my head that time o.
Anyone who owns a brick game 2-in-1 is automatically my best friend.
chai. The love for games made me study computer science and right now i teach computer and still play my pc games.
I do not read at all, i copy notes.That is how i read.
I fought once with a bully in Jss1 and it ended his oppression.
I am the class monitor, and yes i am expert in No1. So after i write names of noise makers, the class will ask me to write my name because i also joined in making noise and oh boy...I write my own name too. Silly me grin undecided
TV/Movies / Hot Cash Video-willie Willie by SUXXI(m): 9:26pm On Mar 07, 2015
Hello nairalanders!!! Its true that we, the kids of 80s generation wish to watch the much dreaded and feared drama willie willie. I have searched for the video for years sha. I was able to get it from a lady who uploaded it to the net. Its time to face your old fears and be surprised!!!
This is the link...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDhhoMn2Zo

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Romance / Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by SUXXI(m): 6:58am On Jun 28, 2014
Or I sometimes say thanks. Dont want the ladies to feel hurt and I am not also interested until I am ready for marriage. Then I think of such. My love is for my computers, games and doing what Jehovah wants.
Romance / Re: The Worst Response To 'I Love You'? by SUXXI(m): 6:56am On Jun 28, 2014
I try not to be rude to the ladies. I do not play with their hearts so I try to be as polite as possible so they dp npt feel hurt.
Girl:Uncle I love you
Me:Wow, thats really nice of you to love me
Me: Thanks for telling me. I appreciate.
Girl:So do you love me?
Me:Yes I do but its not romantic but agape.
Technology Market / Re: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by SUXXI(m): 9:05pm On Nov 06, 2013
Thanks Mikky.I cant wait to start my class with the awesome camcorder and capture devices.
Technology Market / Re: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by SUXXI(m): 10:00am On Jun 01, 2013
Good day Mikky.
Please i need this laptop...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hewlett-Packard-G62-144DX-Laptop-/360668390697?pt=Laptops_Nov05&hash=item53f982e529

This is my pin: 27C4DDE0
My number: 08038785576
Thanks.

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Culture / Re: Pako Biscuit Generation Vs Indomie Generation by SUXXI(m): 6:40am On Apr 17, 2013
Kids were very creative then and play with each other a lot. Helping them to develop mentally,emotinally with those interactions. Now... 2go,facebook.... I really enjoyed my childhood o!!! I remember in d evenning when there is no light, all the kids in the compuund gather outside to tell stories...
Story story...
Story...
One day tortoise dey very hungry so...
Culture / Re: Pako Biscuit Generation Vs Indomie Generation by SUXXI(m): 6:36am On Apr 17, 2013
I use to tell myself when i was still a kid that i will buy plenty plenty nasco biscuites and banana ice cream when i grow up. Now that i am matured and have the cash i don find nasco and banana ice cream but i no see again. Its era is over! cryI use to tell myself when i was still a kid that i will buy plenty plenty nasco biscuites and banana ice cream when i grow up. Now that i am matured and have the cash i don find nasco and banana ice cream but i no see again. Its era is over!

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Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Shed A Tear? by SUXXI(m): 8:05am On Nov 29, 2012
This month I watched the Tv Series Movie the walking dead Season 3.
One of the episode that zombies entered the building and the woman was about to give brith in d prescence of her son and a lady. Noise will attract the zombies to their hide out as they were everywhere. She have to try her best not to shout as she gives birth. She stood up to push d baby out no way, she now told d lady to use her son's pen knife to cut d baby out. That she won't lose her unborn child no matter what. The determination and love she showed for her unborn child. It was so touching for me. The pen knife was used to cut and bring d baby out while she tried not to shout. It pained me to see the situation and d mums was and her determination to have the baby even though the situation was very dangerous and unfavourable. She died and the baby survived. It reminded me of all my mum have to go through to make sure she protects her children because of the love she have for us. I cried like a baby that day. My mum is late so I know what it feels like to lose someone you love. Its so painful...
Phones / Re: Does Your Phonebook Look Formal Or Informal? by SUXXI(m): 11:59am On Nov 11, 2012
I receive lots of calls and I easily forget names I have in my contacts. So I opted for the easiest way out. Save the name very formally with the name,surname and situation how we met or reason why I saved his or her name in my phone. I also hate to delete anything. So I save the names with full information.
Andrew Signature Suites
Android Emeka
Adobe Cs4 Walter
Abiodun HP 630 Format
Akpos Ughelli Laptop Buyer
Aminu SAC 2012 white dell desktop
Angela IT Student
Barrister Girl Close to Survey Office
Ugo Networking Teacher
Ugo NIIT Comptia A Plus Kwale
Tony Web Design NIIT
Tony PS2 Game problem
Skye Cordelia
Zelibe Brutality(Mortal Kombat)
My Mtn Hot Line
Kpakaman
Bros Efe
Sports / Re: London Vs Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony: Which Was Better? by SUXXI(m): 2:14pm On Jul 29, 2012
There is nothing there to compare!!!The difference is crystal clear.
Beijing is far better than London's opening ceremony.
I have downloaded both country's opening ceremony and Beijing is TOTALLY MIND BLOWING!!!
What i really enjoyed in the London's opening ceremony is their classical music and the revolutionary industrial age.
No spectacular calisthenics self.
Mr Bean also added colour to the event.
The Queen didn't jump of the plan on parachute, if not, it would have been wonderful.
The culture of the British...is it pressing of game boy
Please everyone should watch the Beijing opening ceremony to fully understand what i mean.
Programming / Re: Are Mini Laptops Good For Programming? by SUXXI(m): 10:46am On Jul 28, 2012
If the weight is what bothers you,its best to get a laptop that is not too big and not a mini. Somethinh like Hp pavillion DM4 or Hp pavillion DV5. You can also go for the LG Slim Laptop. Or better still Mac Ultra Slim laptop. Then the weight won't be a problem. The most important is to consider the cost of the laptops and see which one fits your financial budget. In my case,I like them BIG!!!
So just go for the one you can easily afford. Also the ram size and processor speed is also a factor to consider in your programming work to enable your laptop respond to what ever stimuli you want it to respond to ASAP!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Beliefs We Had When We Were A Kid by SUXXI(m): 9:02pm On Jun 16, 2012
When i was in primary 2,2 female teachers were discussing.
One was narrating the story,the other was very alarmed.
First teacher:They were surrounded by armed robbers.They robbed all their belongings.
Second Teacher:Robbed!!!Oh my God,why na?(So sad)...
I was thinking...what is wrong if they were robbed? Abi no be rob my mummy dey rob me for house with metholator or rob? It was later in years i realized that rob means to steal.

Then another was when i was watching a movie,The Terminator.
Sara Conner was escaping from the facility and she had to take out some guards.
I was watching the movie with my neighbour far advanced in age than me.
He said that she have murderd the guards.I asked how can she mother the guards? I was really confused.I know that mother is who gives birth to you.So how can she?He told me that when i grow up, i will understand. I know understand that its murder he meant and not mother.

In the night i thought that the shripping sound i hear from the bush is made by the stars in heaven.
Now i know better that its the insects and not stars that make such sound.
Education / Re: What Influenced Your Choice Of Course In School? by SUXXI(m): 5:28pm On Jun 12, 2012
My choice of course na follow come right from my mamma belle.
I was told that since i was a kid,i dont play with ma toys...I open them to see the mechanism behind how it works.
I fix electronics by instincts...
I decided to go for electrical electronics or computer.
My dad wanted me to study economics that i am not good in sciences.
I knew what i wanted and did my best.
I finally got to study electrical electronics in a private University.
Couldnt finish because it was quite expensive and my younger ones were abt to enter higher institution.
Stoped and spent one year to run a video game cafe,repaired games and tv.
Then got admission into another school and studied computer science.
Now i am a computer engineer.
No regrets what soever as i really enjoy my work and also teach others.

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