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Rexnegro:
As in she don't no how ride n suck dicck n she talk too much

sorry,u broke up with her becos of dat

Rexnegro:
As in she don't no how ride n suck dicck n she talk too much

sorry,u broke up with her becos of dat,why dnt u try to teach her on how to please u more sexually,and why dnt u try to let her adjust with d way she talks,and if she can't dance to ur tune,den,dats when u can call quit with her,smh

KingTom:

lol,some English ehn,nawa

PMBlackett:
[color=#150000]Hmm. What is love then? [/color]

she is too perfect with u,which isn't love,maybe she is in it for d money sha

No way

Jacksparrow0712:
Chima never pursue you comot for him house?

lol

Rexnegro:
Abi na , she don even break up wit me. I hapi ehn

hmmm,I dnt really remember what u posted about her again,wat led to d breakup

thecommunist:
you dont have a girlfriend, you have a slave!

lol

KingTom:
Baba Ayyyyo we need to do something o, these guys are embarrassing us. Na their papa say make dem go school, dem go dey ping dey play for Nairaland, just imagine full grown agbaya no sabi present tense and past tense. Kai!!

lol at gbagaun

apparentlylaw:
na my book sure pass + prefer charting to calling ....i dont even call my family pple sef or even fwendzzzz........but guess she always wants to hear my voice

bt I wanna ask u,is dat normal,for a guy nt to call his woman for so so many days,or even weeks,only chatting,is dat normal,I doubt it

Zane2point4:
She always poke noses, I might be dating an ex FBI agent, asking questions like;" this picture wasnt taken with ur fon cos the location says abj, therrfore u went to abj to be wt someone.

checks my call log and shouts "hey you have called this number for like 6 times today who is she"?

the one wey vase me pass is:she checks my whatsapp time stamp and asks "u logged off arnd 12am in d morning who were u chatting with cos I logged out arnd 8?

lols, some babes smart o.

I hate checking guys phone,cos I dnt want to be. Heartbroken

Apex32:
He talk too much

I hate. Guys who talk too much,after some times,it becomes boring

RomanceLander:
Mine keeps getting unlimited calls from his departmental girls .
And they keep visiting him .

Anyshaa the worst has not happened yet.

hmmm

iphanyiuma:
Ahhhh they plenty ooo....she like to bleep like its food inface she has bleeped all my friends so what we have now is just FWB...she's smokes like fork!!! Especially when she inhales it and make that whistle sound like an agbero, her brand is star I Also tell her to go for feminine stuff like smirnoff, and when you see her you'll think she's an angel with her cute eyes and big tittiess...and lastly she doesn't moan during sex makes me feel like am bleeping a dude....

lol

TheChosenOne1:
Dump him Dear!

controlling

TheChosenOne1:
Dump him Dear!

controlling

KrazyBone:
[color=#150000]You believe am? [/color]

robot things

Mprex:
telling me brb on watsapp and disappearing for ages

lol,dats how they re now

williamspaul22:
I dnt care abt wot all my galfrds do, as far as they dnt annoy me

they

williamspaul22:
I dnt care abt wot all my galfrds do, as far as they dnt annoy me

they

whizqueen:
Is her name aunty spambot the robot

lol,I can't just help commenting,cos this thread is so funny and lively

falconey:
you must be dating a female ROBOT!!!

I'm telling u,nothing like she is too perfect or he is too perfect,there must be a clause somewhere

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I have no problems with her at all.

She calls me all the time, doesn't get jealous, is always smiling even when I offend her, doesn't call to ask me why I haven't called her since morning, doesn't ask for money, doesn't fvcking get angry, I hate drama and she avoids drama like a plague, doesn't come to my house uninvited, I use other girls as dp and wallpaper, she doesn't ask any thing about them.

We were also driving the other day, and she was sitting in front, beside me and I saw one of my numerous female friends and stopped to pick her, my girlfriend went to the back seat all smiling. . . I look at various yanshes while with her, she catches me and chuckles. And then when I'm not looking and she sights a fine yansh girl, she nudges me to show me the yansh. . .

Phew. What a girl. [/color]

sorry,dis isn't love

Rexnegro:
Mine is she no sabi ride n suck my dicck , and she talk too much .

hmmm,nawa o

Its love dats shacking her now,so dnt blame her

francizy:
Am just average ni.. Anyways, wanna go to bed. Nice talking to you..

me too,bye dear

Jollyjoy:
Are guys really worth the stress? Mtheeeeew.

lol,men wahala too much now

Jayjay0:
All is true except hanging out with his boys.

Ladies if you must roll with his boy please make sure you were invited by him or else you will be doing the opposite of giving him space.

lol

MizTyna:
All this energy for man? I'll rather reserve that energy for making money. Boyfriend not even husband. Hian!

lol,imagine

Hmmm,all dis to make a boyfriend love u,why dnt u try all dis when he put a ring on ur finger

francizy:
Pains ni. It was as if I was coming in contact with semi hard substances at the entrance!

eish,I feel u,virgins re one real hardwork,especially if u re too big,lol

Arami92:
My story is true, I come on here a lot but just decided to make an account. He lives in another city and is planning to come visit me, he says he will then sit down and fully explain everything to me...he makes it seem like there is something more he is not telling me. I don't know if i should be even patient enough to give him a chance to explain because what could there possibly be for him to say?!

i've made it clear theres no chance of things progressing with us while he is in a relationship and he respects it but still insist on contacting me, calling me all kinds of pet names, and just seeming like he wants more. I find it very confusing and i wonder if i'm just being silly. I am young (22) and he is 30...sometimes these older guys just try and deceive you because they see your innocence are naivety.

sorry,he just want to sleep with u and dump u,nothing else

SarahBabyxx:
He 'professes his love for you'' and he has a gf??...am I the only one confused here

he just want to sleep with her and dump her,and get back serious with his girlfriend,pretending nothing happen,dats how guys behave for u

Fairgodwin:
huh? Don't cut him off but just leave him be.
He could just be calling you those pet names just to make you know you're equally special (whether to him or not).
And there's no big deal in being friends or even best friends with someone in a relationship. My closest friend (for now) is a lady, and in a very serious relationship, though I'm single - yet I respect her and her relationship and her man equally respects me. No strings attached, not friends with benefits, but pure friendship based on mutual respect and understanding - agape love if you like [to call it].
And my dear, she does call me pet names at times too.

nope,it isn't true,d man will feel jealous,bt maybe he is trying nt to show how he is feeling

francizy:
Typed from experience oh! I almost contemplated taking ibuprofen after about two hours of embarking on a futile mission trying to disvirgin a girl.

Since then, didn't try it again oh!

lol,why did u want to take ibufen becos of d thing,eish I can't stop laughing