₦airaland Forum

francizy:
They are too tight and can't be easily penetrated. Trying to disbirgin a woman is like doing a laborerer's work with the månhood..

lol

Rapmoney:

lol

MizTyna:
Who on earth have you been kissing? Probably some smellos. Nigerian girls dont want to kiss you too,abeg dey go

lol

Wale112:
1:coz their mouth odour na die 2:when kissing them dem always dey fond of pouring spit inside ur mouth 3:instead of kissing u dem go dey busy biting ur lips as if ur lips are made of kpomo meat 4:when kissing naija babes they are always fond of frowning their faces 5:omo kissing a naija babe is equivalent to kissing a mirror wey im surface no smooth 6:u always get chapped lips from kissing a naija babe

DISCUSS

why d bashing against nigerian woman

Mute

mrmastermind:

This is the 2nd dumbest thing have ever read. Rushed in to do what? Was she after your balls?

lol

Hmmmm

YourMain:
Well most of them ask the same ridiculous questions all the time.
Have you eaten? How was your night? How's your Mum?
Like wtf.

vry boring,lol

YourMain:
Maybe you're just boring

lol

mekaboy:
[b] MR, IF I UNDERSTAND YOU CORRECTLY, YOU ARE SAYING YOU DONT QUARREL, WHICH MEANS YOUR PERFECT, YOU ARE ALSO SAYING THAT YOU DONT BELIEVE RELATIONSHIPS HAVE STAGES, SO WHEN YOU MEET A GIRL YOU START COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU DONT LIKE ABOUT HER IMMEDIATELY.

YOU ARE SAYING THAT A GUY HAS TO TELL THE LADY EVERYTHING AND SHE HAS NO NEED TO DISCOVER ANYTHING. SO IF A GUY TELLS HIS GIRLFRIEND HE HAS HOT TEMPER , THEN SHE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING TO UPSET HIM FOREVER IF THEY GET MARRIED, SO EVEN IF HE DOES SOMETHING WRONG, SHE WONT EXPRESS HER FEELINGS BECAUSE SHE IS AFRAID SHE WILL PROVOKE HIM?

HOW CAN YOU SAY PEOPLE WILL DATE AND GET MARRIED AND HAVE NOTHING TO QUARREL ABOUT? EVEN TWINS WHO ARE BORN INTO THIS WORLD AT THE SAME TIMES SAME PARENTS STILL QUARREL. ARE YOU SAYING THEY ARE THE SAME AND HAVE NO DIFFERENCES?

WELL SINCE YOU SAY THAT A GUY SHOULD LET A THE GF KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM FROM THE ONSET AND SHE DOES NOT HAVE TO DISCOVER ANYTHING FOR HERSELF, ALSO THAT SHOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING HE DOES NOT LIKE ABOUT HER IMMEDIATELY THEY START DATING.

IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU HAVE YOU PERSONALITY AND PROFILE ALREADY WRITTEN OUT ON PAPER, SO BEFORE YOU START DATING YOU GIVE THE GIRL THE HARD COPY OF YOUR LIFE TO STUDY AND KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU SO THAT SHE DOES NOT GET TO DISCOVER ANYTHING HERSELF AND YOU WILL HAVE NO NEED TO QUARREL. I BELIEVE THAT IS WHAT YOU MEAN BY BEING REAL- WELL A RELATIONSHIP IS NOT A COMPANY THAT LISTS OUT THEIR OBJECTIVES AND MODE OF CONDUCT, ITS A PROCESS AND IN THAT PROCESS THERE ARE DIFFERENCES AND DISCOVERIES.
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I'm feeling u bro

mekaboy:
LOL- 190 BETTER FOR YOU OO, YOU MIGHT DISCOVER THAT SHE DOES NOT LIKE GREETING IN THE MORNING, SO YOU CAN LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT IF YOU CAN ,NOT WHEN YOUR MARRIED YOU TRY TO FORCE HER TO GREET YOU.

lol,oga o

190smh:
[size=18pt][color=RED]Im quarrelling with my girlfriend from now henceforth

where is she

where is she

Baby DID U GREET ME GOOD MORNING TODAY  [/color][/size]

hmmm,lol

mekaboy:
[b]
NOW LIKE I SAID PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT.

YOU SEE ONE THING THIS GIRL WILL LEARN IS THAT , HER BF IS NOT THE TYPE THAT HITS A WOMAN,  SO SHE COULD BE  CONFIDENT THAT EVEN IF THEY MARRY, AND HAVE MISUNDERSTANDING HE WONT HIT  HER.


FOR  ANOTHER GUY, IMMEDIATELY THE GIRL  WILL SAY PLEASE GROW  UP.

THE  CAR  WILL STOP, AND  THE  GIRL  EITHER ENDS  UP  AT  THE PHARMACY OR HOSPITAL , BECAUSE HE WANTS TO SHOW HER PHYSICALLY  THAT HE HAS GROWN UP.

IN ANOTHER CASE, THE GIRL MIGHT SAY, I AM NOT  GETTING  DOWN HERE, THIS  IS  NOT WHERE YOU PICKED ME  FROM, YOU  MUST TAKE ME HOME. THE GUY COMES OPENS  THE  DOOR AND THROWS HER OUT- SHE PICS A STONE ***GBOSA*** THE WINDSCREEN IS BROKEN.

NOW THE GUY MIGHT DECIDE  HE  CANT MARRY THIS GIRL OO, SHE IS A TIGER AND ITS OVER. ANOTHER  GUY WILL SAY WELL I LIKE HER TYPE, SHE IS BOLD, THEN  HE GOES AHEAD TO  MARRY  HER, AND  JUST MAKE  SURE THERE IS ENOUGH  FIRST AID KIT AT HOME  INCASE THINGS EVER GET OUT OF HAND  


NOW EVEN IF THE GIRL AND THE  GUY ARE PRETENDING- IN SUCH A CASE THEY WILL NOT  KNOW WHEN THEY SHOW THEIR TRUE COLOR.


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lol

mekaboy:


YOU SEE? YOU CALL IT SIMPLE HUG, TO YOU ITS SIMPLE HUG BUT TO THE GUY ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE.


OK MATURED GUYS THAT CLAIM THEY DONT QUARREL PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW YOU HANDLE THIS MATURELY, BECAUSE IF YOU SAY IT WONT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU TO SEE YOU GF HUGGING HER EX THEN ,


SO WILL YOU TELL HER, ANGEL I DONT REALLY THINK ITS SO NICE TO HUG YOUR EX WHEN I AM THERE?

WELL FOR REAL I DONT THINK THATS HOW A TYPICAL NAIJA GUY WILL HANDLE IT.

lol

mekaboy:
[b]

I LAUGH WHEN PEOPLE SAY, THAT THEY PREFER TO RESOLVE ISSUES MATURELY LIKE ADULTS, ARE YOU SAYING ADULTS DONT QUARREL ?


ITS NOT ALWAYS THAT PEOPLE TALK THINGS OVER NICELY, BECAUSE WE REASON DIFFERENTLY AND  SOMETIMES THE CLOSER THE PERSON IS TO YOU THE MORE THEY CAN  HURT YOU, AND WE REACT DIFFERENTLY WHEN WE ARE HURT.


CASE STUDY,

A GUY GOES FOR  A PARTY WITH HIS GF , AT THE PARTY SHE SEES HER EX-BF  PROBABLY HE HAS BEEN AWAY FOR A LONG TIME.  HE SEES HER COMES WITH OPEN ARMS. SHE HUGS HIM FORGETING HER BF AND HIS FRIENDS ARE THERE WATCHING.

WHEN THEY GET INTO  THE CAR AND ON THEIR WAY GOING HOME YOU KNOW WHAT THE CONVO MIGHT LOOK LIKE IF THE GUY IS A JEALOUS TYPE.

GIRL: WHAT WRONG WHY ARE  YOU COLD?

GUY: WHAT WAS  THAT RUBBISH ALL ABOUT

GIRL: WHICH RUBBISH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT


GUY : THROWING YOURSELF AT YOUR EX LIKE SOME CHEAP GIRL
GIRL: PLEASE I AM NOT A CHEAP GIRL, IT WAS JUST A HUG PLEASE GROW UP.

GUYl  GROW  UP ? SO I AM NOW A KID RIGHT? YOU SEE YOUR  EX AFTER A FEW YEARS AND YOU NOW CALL ME  A KID?

GIRL: WHATS ALL THIS? WHY ARE YOU ACTING UP  OVER A SMALL THING? ABEG I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS  CHILDISH STUFF.
GUY: CHILDISH STUFF? YOUR  VERY STUPID, IS THIS HOW YOU BEHAVE FROM WHERE YOU COME FROM ? I SHOULD  HAVE KNOWN BETTER.

GIRL: KNOW WHAT? WHAT DO  YOU MEAN? PLEASE DONT INSULT ME

GUY : YES, WHERE YOU COME FROM  THROWING YOUR SELF AT EVERY MAN YOU .

GIRL: WHO IS EVERY  MAN? YOU CALL (EMEKA) EVERY MAN ? - NOTE SHE  DID NOT CALL HIM HER EX INSTEAD SHE CALLS HIM  BY HIS NAME.

GUY: OH, EMEKA, NO LONGER  YOUR  EX

GIRL: WHATEVER.

GUY: DONT TELL ME WHAT EVER , IF U FEEL  HE IS  MATURED YOU SHOULD GO BE WITH HIM DONT INSULT ME, ACTING LIKE A CHEAP GIRL WITHOUT MANNERS AND HOME TRAINING.

GIRL: LOOK  WHO IS TALKING ABOUT HOME TRAINING , ACTING LIKE A KID.

GUY: WHERE I COME FROM WOMEN I TRAINED TO BE HUMBLE AND RESPECT THEIR MAN , NOT TALK BACK AT THEM I GUESS YOUR PARENTS FORGOT TO TRAIN YOU WELL.


GIRL: WELL, ITS BECAUSE THE GIRLS IN YOUR  FAMILY DONT KNOW THEIR RIGHT  BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT EDUCATED, HOW MANY OF THEM ATTENDED THE UNIVERSITY.

GUY: WHAT, DONT BE SILLY, YOUR FATHER AND MOTHER THAT HAVE PHD ,  WHERE  ARE THEY TODAY? DIVORCED WITH THEIR EDUCATION.

GIRL  : ATLEAST THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOURS WHO CANT SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH.

GUY: YOUR SISTER WITH DEGREE IS DIVORCED AS WELL, YOUR BROTHER WITH DEGREE HAS NO JOB, YOU CAN COMPARE MY FAMILY WITHOUT DEGREE  WITH YOURS WITH ALL THE  DEGREES. WHAT DO  THEY HAVE TO  SHOW  FOR IT ?


GIRL:  WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW? THIS RUBBISH CAR? AND YOUR MISERABLE  HOUSE? OH PLEASE

GUY: RUBBISH CAR AND HOUSE? HOW MANY PEOPLE IN YOUR  GENERATION HAVE A CAR OF THEIR OWN?

GIRL: PLEASE THIS CAR IS NOTHING, YOU CANT EVEN COMPARE THIS TO THE CAR EMEKA CAME WITH.

GUY: OK THATS IT, GET OUT AND GO ENTER EMEKAS CAR  IDIOT.

GIRL: PLEASE STOP ME  JOOR NONSENSE , WHO ARE YOU  SEF.

GUY : *STOPS CARE* OYA GET OUT CHEAP  GIRL


GIRL : GIRL FINE I AM OUT  NONSENSE , WHEN PEOPLE WHO HAVE MONEY ARE TALKING THIS ONE COMES OUT.

NOW THIS IS  A QUARREL, THEY DID NOT PLAN FOR THINGS TO  GO THIS  WAY, THEY ARE BOTH  WRONG.  BUT AT THE END THE GIRL REALIZES HER GUY IS A JEALOUS TYPE.

WHEN THEY MAKE UP. THE NEXT TIME THEY ARE TOGETHER AND  SHE  SEES HER EX, AND HE COMES WITH OPEN ARMS TO HUG HER, WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL  HAPPEN  ?



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she will never hug him o,cos she dnt want problem on her head again

Karleb:
If you miss someone you love then grab your phone and call or chat with him, truss me it works wonder.

yeah

MizEmpress:
the comments really got me laughing..some real good matured and sincere advice huh?

@op, just try and adapt to the new situation if you can't do anything about it (like moving to where he is), you'll get used to it after a while..thank God for mobile phones and social networks...where i come from, people leave their partners and travel out all the time and both parties cope anyhow so it's no biggie. you'll be fine

I'm telling ya,its just a matter of being strong

yme1:
why wont she pack when she is not your wife yet

lol

LadyT:
I hope you dont hit her or anything nasty like that.

Next time she packs out change the locks!

Let her come and beg.

I hate people who do that because thats the only way they think they can solve arguments. Even when they have kids they will contine packing out like theres no tomorrow.

nt good,why can't they settle d differences btw themselves than packing out of d house,only if d man is abusive sha,she can pack her things and never return back

Bwon:
you must be for everybody and somebody!!! Maga

lol

Youngpo413:
lol

yeah

vizkiz:
the last chick that kept touching me physically went away with my wallet

lol

greedie1:
true.... but why wait dat long? if he displays1 or2 signs, i ll dump him!!!

maybe u never loved him,I will tell u its nt dat easy breaking up with someone u love

Saimeritus:
But una dey give Mouth Gig...Naija girls pretending since 430BC

lol

adanduka:
Olosho things.

abi o,all for money

Why should I lick his leg becos I love him,God forbid

faithugo64:
men and yansh

lol