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obiorathesubtle:
When you get asked this question, you run! And never turn back! Just don't stop running!

Den u'd look like a sissy. ..

Zambux:
Op what are your plans for her

Av learnt gals prefer u tell me wat dey want to hear (nt necessarily d truth)...
SO wats gonna sound more appealing?.

Tallesty1:
Mine came diz way.


What are your plans for us?

So hw u navigate dt current

RexKexMilann:
Between Arik Air & Virgin Atlantic, Which is More Relaible? For instance one is Flying To U.K? ..

My boot in Ur arse is more reliable n faster

ValerianSteel:
Oh spoilers.Am sorry.

ValerianSteel?... Cute name
Mayb I shld change Ma cognomen 2 WHITEWALKER
Watch dt series like 4 tyms frm season one 2 5

You guys are just spilling trash here saying dat hello is over-hyped. Are u kidding me
Dat song is d bomb. Her voice alone in the music is breathtaking. I tried imitating her nd i almost choked. If u dnt av reasons to criticise, just goan sleep.

Bruh.. She's got vocal strength (mayhap d best anywhr ryt nw) bt our stance is dt d song no swt simples

I cld say at one pt in Ur life or at some point in d future.. . Some Dame is gonna ask u dis question...

My point in time was yesterday...
Jst out of d blue she hugged me by d waist n asked dis hrt-rate increasing question...

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR ME?.. .

SO guys St av bn in a situation like dt help us understand her u crossed Dr river. ...

Fidecoo:
.kids on nairaland. Can u look at my face and tell me that? Well, that's y I hardly drop comments, atyms.

Ur face? .. U kidding me grandpa?..
Oh u look like some monster?. .
Well I dnt shiver at d sight, I ossify em

chigoizie7:
U don mad finish.


end time response

Lol.. Dude f**kin with moi

JudgementHammer:
Just talk about how your father asked u to do a bank transfer of N10m and asked you to take N1m out of it. Na she go begin d convo with you. You no go need stress ya brain.

Lol.. . True 4 some... May nt quite Plat out well wit odas

NewSheriff:
You're a fool. Silly child.

Dude u still dey here...
Shoo!!!! go ansa register wit ur pple 4 yabaleft

NarnieSnyper:
@OP, i'm also the shy type but the one time i tried this it worked.

The girl was standing infront of me ,her hair had this nice scent. I just out of nowhere,unconsciously told her 'hey,ur hair smells really nice'. She turned and faced me,with her face beaming with smile. Before i knew it she started doing all the talking. In less that 2mins we were gisting like two long time friends.

Girls like compliment(s) alot. So just look for something sweet about her to comment on(me i dnt like telling a pretty girl she's pretty. She don too over-hear am from other people)

Note:not all girls will respond tho', just get ready to swallow whatever type of negativity that comes out, some may even think u a perv.
In a nutshell, be like Nike(just do it)

BESTEST!!!.. will take dt 2 mind.. .
I'll b like Red looks gud on U. ..
N on we go

obiorathesubtle:
*takes off clothes and runs around nairaland naked*

Guy hide ur JT abeg...

NewSheriff:
You won for yourself the privilege to show up in my first mention and you misused it.

I would have made you regret what you typed up there but I can't engage an 18 years old kid that can't get a convo going with prolly a 15 years old child.

Exactly my point.. . Grandpa
Ur comment was oozing so much stupidity...

obiorathesubtle:
hehe. As a matter of transparency, it was as subtle as it could be.


However, I have taken all my pills.

Oh! It's d Overdose-effect. ..
Shld wear off in tym

sapiosexual1:
Ok pal, I'm not a lady but i think you should keep it natural and be yourself. For Christ sake ther is nothing to be scared of in chatting a lady up, they don't bite. On the contrary it's the ladies who should be scared /more cautious if you gotthem with boldness and you come up with swag cos most ladies live a plastic life.
Gist abt general stuffs, trends, complement her dressing and looks (not her boo.bs or ars.we pls) . If you're nerves are with you after 5mins then just flow with it.
PS : keep it short and simple except youare well worded

Yes Cognoscente

Slimzjoe:
Make a Bad Joke and then you both Laugh over it....Apologise for the Joke and then, Stuffs will come to your head Surely....you'll get her Number there

Hahaha.. . U got d ryt of it.. .
Wat if instead d gal goes ?

NewSheriff:
Start shining your teeth. Nonsense!

Sheriff!! ! Ur pple dey find u 4 yabaleft... Hurry go ansa register

Tallesty1:
How was ya night.

Lol. . U r joker ryt?..

Tallesty1:
How was ya night.

Lol. . U r joker ryt?..

obiorathesubtle:
Look, be real. What do you want? Don't hide anything! If you want sex! Tell her! If you want her to suck your dick! Tell her!


For questions
Ask her the size of her bra
The colour of her eyes
The size of her shoe
Does she prefer ceramic plates while eating?
What is her opinion on the colour of the sky?
Does she think 50 shades of grey has a good plot?
Does she know the last james bond before Daniel craig
Does she think zebras should be domesticated
Does she drink beer
Does she believe in karma
Does she drive an automatic vehicle with just one foot
Does she think left handed people can type faster than right handed people on an iphone
Does she think ink in pen is old fashion?
How many times has a microwave machine frustrated her



Interrogate her you dumb fück!

Lol... dats nt so subtle obiorathesubtle.. .
Bt u 4got 2 take ur pills abi?. .
Ehen! no wonder

Tallesty1:
Then say xup

Guy: xup
Gsl: fyn
Den wat!!!

martinlooter:
Are you 18 years old, these were questions I asked when I was your age, are you asking us how to be mechanical with a girl you just met? Bro, don't bother yourself about what to say, just say whatever comes into your mind, just don't fight it, don't try to please, be yourself and be free. Just allow yourself to be stupid and crazy.
Young men these days, trying so much to be perfect.

Lol.. Always trying 2 b perfect!! !
Tanx grandpa. ..
BTW am nt 18

PunkyVeer:
Smdh.

Anyway, since it's your 1st date you can start with the basics eg. what her hobbies are, etc. This is your getting-to-know-each-other stage, so conversations on finding out common interests should be enough.

Gracias swt cappuccino.. Bt we talking 9ja bae. .. Not a date setting
Kk.. Let me paint dis scenario... let's say :

I met U at d atm. . Standing in front of me. .
Wat shld I do 2 get ur attention n kip it...

Tallesty1:
Say "Hi"

K comprendes. .. She Hi's bak as per typical 9ja G...
Den wat? .

Kk... Dis didn't happen 2 Ma friend, na me e happen 2 actually. ..

I kinda find mysef in some situations where I come across dis pretty gal n I wanna Strike a convo bt it seems at dt moment all ideas jst desert me on wat 2 talk abt wit her..., , (mind u am meeting her 4 d 1st tym. . Or shld I say seeing her d 1st tym).. .

SO all d ladies in d house. .. Help us 2 help u

Question is :

WHAT WLD U RATHER TALK ABT WIT A GUY U JST MET N FANCY? ...

CC: All dem love n TOASTING gurus can also help out dem Gs..

Rapsainot:
I must confess I don't really understand my naija folks .... This music is damn boring abeg

Its a syndrome bruh.. . It's called
White- man - worship syndrome

ValerianSteel:
A lady that has broken all musical records ever in the world,that should tell you she's unique and talented.

Bruh no one is turning a blind eye 2 how phenomenal Adele can be...
If u paid attention 2 Ma post u'd c I dig her 2.....

Wat we Saying Is dt we can't get why dis particular track "Hello" is causing so much hype.. .
Sounds pretty corny. .

krattoss:
that's what u get from hypes of the western media.

There! u av it bro

phellamon:
I don't know y it topping Drake's Hotline Bling
I also felt the same when I heard Hello
Don't kno y d song got so over hyped
Since I downloaded it I've only played it once
I feel she cld av done more than dat

Yup Hotline Bling's dope man...

It's d Adele-bias in play! !!
Am tinkin of removing it frm my playlist abeg

DeeHaywire:
U garrit bro. I don't like the song at all. It has no beats. Yet like four big Nigerians artistes have done covers of the boring song

I wonder how an artiste will proudly say ' I worked on the lyrics for 6 months'

Me be like 'Yo fucking with me? ?
True talent doesn't take that long to create lyrics...
True talent isn't waiting for someone to songwrite and you'll sit down waiting
You know true talent from the freestyle of a person...

Hahaha. . E b like say e pain u pass me o...

U got d ryt of it tho bruh.. Nah Beats!! !

We've come 2 expect so much frm d Vocal Queen since her Binge of Grammy awards..
Bt Bn a yl since Adele topped d billboard 100...
seeing her up there after some tym sort of gave me "butterfly in d belly" kinda feeling. ..
Coupled with d ruckus surrounding d song, d numerous downloads, friends n foes hyping it, I sharply downloaded it 2 join in d frenzy.. .

Liked d beginning sumwat (though I expected beta) as d song proceeded my fingers kept tingling 2 click d "nxt" icon on my music player...

Suffered thru it sha... Bt nt a song I'd b in a haste 2 play or put on repeat...

SO (B4 Adele fans eat off Ma head!). .
Y u guys love d song so much?.. (is it jst d "Adele - bias or sentiment causing it )

4 peeps like moi did u expect Beta frm d Vocal Queen.? . Adele