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Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power Receives Over 1 Million Applicants by swankylay(m): 7:49am On Jun 22, 2017
Pls, is it true that if u r registered for this, u won't be able to register for any other federal job.?
GamingRe: Most Overrated Video Games Of The Decade by swankylay(m): 8:39am On Jun 21, 2017
Cod, Gta, God of Warhuh?

Ur case is simple.
U need help. Better still, go and breathe ur own game with a 24hrs story line
Mtscheeew
RomanceRe: Sudden Increase Of Single Ladies Above 28: Ways Of Salvaging The Situation by swankylay(m): 8:36am On Jun 21, 2017
Reason is simple!
Single guys above 28 and below sef ain't employed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: MTN Nigeria 2017 Massive Recruitment by swankylay(m): 10:35am On Jun 19, 2017
Information required is just too much for an ordinary job. This is database registration for mtn. They are stylishly collecting your biodata.
No harm in trying tho.
TravelRe: Dear Nigerians In Diaspora, Is This Wickedness Or Selfishness? by swankylay(m): 6:51am On Apr 29, 2017
Hmmmm. The day I traveled out of this country and came back, I realized my urge, zeal and desperation to leave this country for good just varnished. Thank God I didn't go for the other plans I had. Would v been frustrated.

The truth is most of us don't need to go and be living there. We are better off here. All most need is just to go there for a vacation and I swear the desperation to by all means travel out will just come down like a manliness dying to enter a pssuy and wen it has entered what will happen to D dick?.......



THANK u. (my own experience tho)
PetsRe: Top 5 Lazy Dogs Perfect For Busy Owners. by swankylay(m): 2:24pm On Apr 24, 2017
Lol. Myself and other loved ones.




generalbush:
Who your dog don epp? cheesy cheesy grin grin
PetsRe: Top 5 Lazy Dogs Perfect For Busy Owners. by swankylay(m): 4:13pm On Apr 23, 2017
generalbush:
I love my dog!!
My dog loves me

PoliticsRe: Photos Of Obasanjo Gyrating With Members Of Kegite Club Of Nigeria by swankylay(m): 9:47am On Apr 17, 2017
E go tey bfr this man go die walai... He's not putting his age on his head. Live happy.... Live long!
CareerRe: 800k At Hand, Do I Travel Abroad For Greener Pasture Or Start Up A Biz Here? by swankylay(m): 4:07pm On Feb 24, 2017
By the time u start processing ur way out of the country, how much he do u think u'll v left especially when converted to D currency of the country u wanna go to. If money finish, how will u get more there?.. If u start small biz now, tho it myt b hard at first, but with God 'n support, it'll grow.

Traveling will b very good if u v settled ur stay from here. If it's "free".



All my urge to travel came down when I had d opportunity to leave the country and I came baq with a changed mentality. Maybe that's what's doing u too
PoliticsRe: Stop Calling Nigeria ‘Naija’ - NOA To Nigerians by swankylay(m): 11:51am On Feb 22, 2017
Obviously, this man and the agency are 'jobless' . We have important issues to address and important issues that needs orientation. He's there saying sh!t. A white woman gave us Nigeria..... Can't we call ourselves "naija"? Balderdash
TravelRe: Terrible Fatal Accident Cuts Student Into Pieces In Ghana (Graphic Photos) by swankylay(m): 11:06pm On Feb 16, 2017
Omo, this is spiritual o. Not ordinary at all. god of iron has been sent to him. Damn. Horrible. Rip
CelebritiesRe: Banky W Reacts To Gifty Not Knowing Him by swankylay(m): 11:25am On Feb 16, 2017
And how did u know all this abt her. If u admit u watch the show once in a while, no one will crucify u. U know


kennygee:
I don't watch BBN but its obvious this Gifty person is planning to leave soon with this senseless forming.
CelebritiesRe: Falz Visits Big Brother Naija House by swankylay(m): 4:38pm On Feb 15, 2017
Been a gamer since Playstation 1.
Still rocking my Ps3. So I know much abt games.


Pls..... Bbn no be porn.
Sigh


JacksonD7:
Firstly, I do read books and second you are right on one thing, you don't play video games so you don't understand how gamers derive fun and entertainment from it. You're saying #bbnaija is not porn because A-Lists stars appear in it, keep it in mind that Donald Trump once appeared in a Playboy vid, I'm guessing that will make that particular vid a documentary.
CelebritiesRe: Falz Visits Big Brother Naija House by swankylay(m): 3:30pm On Feb 15, 2017
Oh, so u can play games..... U even have a Playstation. When do u v time to play the games if I may ask. What does that game give u if I may ask. I'm sure u wd v played Gta bfr....... Or master league on fifa. I'm sure that doesn't waste time, it's just a game play of 5mins or less na.

Look, we get entertained differently. Don't criticize sm1 that gets his/her form of entertainment that's different from urs. Cuz sm1 else will criticize u for playing video games. Why? Bcuz they don't know much abt it

Never follow d multitude saying bbn is porn.
If it is a porn, many companies won't rush to promote their products and many A list artists won't associate wt dem let alone being televised all over Africa.

Free ursef from mental slavery


U read books.... Loool.
JacksonD7:
I'll learn life lessons from #bbnaija because I'm out of books to read, I'll spend my time getting entertained by #bbnaija because I don't know where my PlayStation is. Mtcheww
CelebritiesRe: Falz Visits Big Brother Naija House by swankylay(m): 11:43am On Feb 15, 2017
Indeed.

So u njoi the film tricks wc is a form of entertainment to the real life stories shared in d house wc u can learn from and also games played in d house which fortunately is also a form of entertainment.


That's where the problem is..... U don't watch the show yet u condemn 'n criticize it just bcuz of the kissing they do.

Like they don't kiss in Vin diesels movies too.

Nigeria 'n Nigerians will grow one day sha

JacksonD7:
I don't watch big brother, I don't go about looking for nude scenes from the show and yes I do skip nude scenes in movies. Why on earth would I be seeing nudes in fast and furious when I came there to see Vin Diesel crash cars.
CelebritiesRe: Falz Visits Big Brother Naija House by swankylay(m): 8:08am On Feb 15, 2017
See another reasoning. OMG!
Porn? Lmao.
Define porn.
I'm sure u are so holy u skip scenes of 18+ movies where they kiss 'n romance.

Don't follow d crowd, watch it and have ur own say abt the show.
It's disheartening that most of y'all only look for scenes of nudity from d show.


JacksonD7:
What is wrong with my reasoning ?, if its not a porn movie then why is it that 90% of the news coming out of #bbnaija has a s3xual tone.
CelebritiesRe: Falz Visits Big Brother Naija House by swankylay(m): 4:29pm On Feb 13, 2017
See how this one reasoned. Smh

JacksonD7:
So Falz went to the set of that porn movie, well all I can say is...
Christianity EtcRe: Does Not Going To Church Affect Your Relationship With God by swankylay(m): 10:46am On Feb 05, 2017
It depends on u. People go to church nowadays for different reasons and people don't go likewise for different reasons. Know ur own reason.
InvestmentRe: MMM: Is It Only Me That Observe This? by swankylay(m): 1:59am On Jan 28, 2017
Got matched last week, wasn't paid. Got matched yday again, got paid this morning.
InvestmentRe: 10 Reasons Why MMM Is Dying And Will Soon Be Dead by swankylay(m): 8:59am On Jan 16, 2017
MMM this MMM that. Won't u leave MMM alone. Y'all want it to crash just because u want to 1. Make jest of ur friends that r GH and 2. Just for u to say "I said it will crash" . 3 u want to look smart.


Dey Dia.


Good morning.

Use UR spare money.

Bye
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N. C. S (nigeria Custom Service) Application Form by swankylay(m):
Got the same email.
Christianity EtcRe: Bad Effects Of Gambling and why its a sin by swankylay(m): 3:03pm On Sep 05, 2016
Ighoga898:
ok thanks, i will add u up asap
Add up. It's a WhatsApp grp for we we àbi..... I forecast games too myself. We can rub minds. 08060260480
Christianity EtcRe: Bad Effects Of Gambling and why its a sin by swankylay(m): 11:03pm On Sep 04, 2016
I disagree wt YOU. Do u know how gambling has reduced crimes N how it has raised many lifeless hopes and how it keeps many alive. I'll explain better. A lowlife man wt no hope of 100 thousand let alone 1 million stakes wt just 100 N expecting just 200k returns.... Do u think he'll be "doing laolao". He'll be as calm as ever wt d hope that it myt come even tho it myt not. That's hope to live N try anoda fsy
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by swankylay(m): 10:27am On Sep 02, 2016
Besto:
Go for An official stock rom..am 100percent sure u flashed with a modified rom..reason all those wahala
Thanks. Pls can u get me a link for the official rom link. I'll appreciate. I don't want to waste anoda 1.5gig downloading wrong one
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by swankylay(m): 6:58am On Sep 02, 2016
Stanley08:
Ask me whatever you want to know about the Galaxy S2, Galaxy S3, Galaxy Note 2, Galaxy S4, Galaxy Note 3. I have used these phones. Will help you. smiley

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Thank God. Hi good morning expert. Pls, I upgraded my s4 from 4.1 to lollipop 5.1.1. And ever since, my camera, wifi, hotspot, mouthpiece doesn't work anymore. Some apps v refused to work too. Ba3 drains fast as well N doesn't charge fast anymkre.. Smh said I shd downgrade but an engnr said downgrade will switch off my network totally. Pls what do u think I can do. I'm really fed up now.
PetsRe: Help, Unknown Killer by swankylay(op): 2:53pm On Jul 06, 2016
olisafincy:
Add a CCTV of if you have a dog keep it inside the house wherever u kept the battery cage so they. signal u if there is any intruder.
CCTV ké..... It's not a very big farm NA. Thanks as regards the dog.
PetsRe: Help, Unknown Killer by swankylay(op): 2:52pm On Jul 06, 2016
Tsongz:
Its either a wild cat or a shrew
That's what we all thinking. Possibly shrew. Thanks.
PetsHelp, Unknown Killer by swankylay(op): 7:40am On Jul 06, 2016
Good morning NLs. It's hightime I took this issue to my fellow poultry farmers. I'm into layers actually. They are in a battery cage of 3 to 4 per cell. Well spaced and in a proper building well covered. Just few outlets. Rats (black ń few whites) N lizards v been seen regularly. Recently, I do wake up to meet a dead eaten (intestine N flesh) birds every other day. I've lost like 10 to this unknown killer. I've covered and blocked all possible holes for rats to enter. Even fumigated and bought rat poison. But this unknown killer is still very much around. Pls what could be killing and eating my birds. Edakun E gbami. Make this dream N passion no die.

PetsRe: Help Train N Breed My Dog by swankylay(op): 8:04am On Jun 12, 2016
thanks........exactly wat im doing


Solomonrock98:
Keep her indoor for now till she a little bit mature. Then you can start the training with her.
PetsRe: Help Train N Breed My Dog by swankylay(op): 7:22am On Jun 03, 2016
Thanks. I just think she's still young to stay out alone


lizhon:
d more cuddles nd stay indoors u give her, the more timid she will get
PetsRe: Training Your Dog Made Easy (adults And Puppies) by swankylay(m): 7:18pm On Jun 01, 2016
Pls can I get the training methods... Thanks.


LeSammy:
As LordRegalia rightly said, the dog is far too young to be territorial!

I'm drafting a training method on how to teach dogs to attack on command!
I'll be done in 2-3hours sir!

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