₦airaland Forum

Pidggin:
The living word, only comprehensible to those who believe

I can pray for your deliverance if you don't mind

Really though, how can only a few who believe, supposedly understand this word, when it is written in languages understood by believers and non believers?

FuckTheM0ds:
i was shocked the day i heard that he is a freethinker. Its just too bad

Why were you shocked though? You surprised someone who doesn't believe in god is successful?

Dottore:
I bet you came from a family of tough competing dumb assh0les. Your rotten poosy is a sure proof.

You still dumb though.

Isomerizm:
You're sure? ....Not every girl uses their brains

Just agreeing with your claim to love atheistic women, that's what I mean when I say I'm sure.

Oh! Just like not every guy does too.

kaboninc:
Lol. That's my observation

The sweetcocoa sabi insult scatter and never hides her views on the existence of God or not. She's very forward and assertive.

But Freecocoa, she's mostly found in the Family Section battling feminist, moderate religious views though no allegiance to any being though its not clear if she truly believes that God exist. However, she's likeable but never the crowd type

Lol.

Well, free's older on here and as at the time of the birth of free, she was still kinda religious but seeking what she liked to call 'the truth' so it was a still a journey on the god thing and yea, she's mostly in the family section cos that place is like where you graduate to, from the romance section, but for some years now, it's been clear she's now fully atheistic, they actually know her in the religious section quite well and you are right, she's not a crowd person, not at all.

Sweet on the other hand, was created as alternative for when free gets in trouble, I guess it was clear where she was on god at the time of her birth, so that's why it seems she never hid her views on the matter.

Sweet actually have nothing on free when it comes to insult, guess you didn't know the free of 2009/2010.

But still, it's one and same person.

CaptainBomb:
Fvck all atheists. You will meet your lord after this world Bloody Mofos.. So you thing everything came into existence by chance kwa? Once My lord takes away your life.. You can call on your fellow atheists to bring it back if you can. Awon were.

You, my friend are such a dunderhead.

Christians are the ones begging god to spare their lives everyday, he let's them die, almost all the time and you are here talking about people who have accepted that death is a sad reality of life, calling on someone to bring them back. Do you even listen to yourself? How does that make sense?

nigeriafilm:
Don't know they are people who actually doubt the existence of God. All I have heart people arguing is a particular way to worship God. I am amazed. Any need to hear their side of arguement? hmmmm

Ofcourse you don't, how can you, when you don't take some time to broaden your horizon? Smh.

Isomerizm:
I love female atheists tho.

I'm sure you do, why though?

kaboninc:
Honestly I am asking!

The Freecocoa I know has a different personality compared to the sweetcocoa I follow.

So are both personalities same individual?

Wow!

You are not the only one who's implied this and I must say, I'm shocked at the thought.

Yes, I don't even think there's two personalities here, it's one and same person.

Dottore:
Atheism exists only on the lips. The heart of atheists strongly believe in the existence of God

This is the dumbest thing I've read in a while.

kaboninc:
Are you same as freecocoa?

You really asking?

Jamesdman:
Oh dear... As we age we get to learn that life is more fun when we're all calm, cool and collected, as opposed to being controversial and constantly stirring up arguments.

It's heartwarming to know you doing well for yourself and chasing the bills and rolls.

I'm good. Nah, not yet. Just a fresher with high hopes and big aspirations.

But, we'll all get there someday. The Mills must be made!!!

I'm happy you are good and yea, we'll get there.

You take care now love.

You haven't said anything OP.

Jamesdman:
I'm still here jare, though on a low.

Yeah, it's been a while. I've missed you.

Oh.. Seems you've got a penchant for trouble these days.

I've been lovely. How're you doing and what have you been up to lately?

I've missed you too sweets.

Nah, I'm actually a lot calmer than those days, this moniker was created back then, free got in trouble for saying she has no problem with a rapist being mobbed, who knew the powers that be on here don't think same, someone shoulda told me.

I'm doing great my dear, just trying to gather the papers for when the mini me(s) start rolling in, which I plan to be anytime soon.

Sup with you my man? Made all the money in the world yet?

darkenedrebel:
dollars to donuts, I'm surefooted that not all of the letters appear in her name. lemme give you a clue. . . ."the generic name of the firstborn daughters in typical Igbo families".



really? i thought it was Koic*. i guess i have to work harder to assume full prepollence

for the umpteenth time, what's with the interchanging of MY with ME in your sentences? are you Anglophilic?



pray tell, what career path did you eventually find yourself?. . . . Feminismcology?. . . . GodDoesn'tExistCology?

i don't think you should heap blame on anybody. what matters the most is that you find fulfilment in the field that you latterly chose.

i also mimicked Catholic priests and celebrated fake Masses when i was about 6 or so. my congregation usually comprised of those in my peerage that lived in the next compound or those from the next street. if i had joined a seminary on the off chance that i had been called to God's servitude then there is the 101% probability that i would have ended up as that bawdy Padre that shāgs the fine female choristers in his parish.

you see? not everything you did as a kid is guaranteed to be propitious in your adult years.
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i don't think lawyers rake that much. the preponderance of them hardly do!.



then be prepared to commit the Nigerian constitution to memory. . . . and many other law books that are about the size of Greece.

If that's the case with her name, then I give up, you win o, you win, ugh!

Btw, shouldn't you two be expecting by now? you did say she's the one.

A girl has the right to 'agapely' love as many men as can, don't ya think? Don't tell him though you just may be me blue-eyed-boy

Anglophilic? Well, I don't know about that but I'll tell you something, I don't/didn't plan it.

Yea, those two and public health, I find that's a great career mix.

Not really blaming anyone per se and it most definitely isn't about what I did as a kid, I just think it's something I naturally maybe gifted at, but didn't pick up on, who knows? and hey, I didn't lose the logic throwing, it's stayed with me.

You woulda made one helluva Padre with the ladies, can't argue on that.

C'mon, I wouldn't be just any lawyer now, I see you have no faith whatsoever in me, I can feel my heart shattering.

Committing things to memory is no herculean task, not to me it's not, been doing that since preschool.

I don't know why these so called pastors won't mind their business, a woman is being pummelled and you say she should stay, I don't even know what to say about the women besides that they don't love themselves and children as much as they thought they did, cos if you do, you'd get out and stay alive for them.

darkenedrebel:
don't try to be sly with me. real life proposal or not, you & i both know that I am not privy to your real name.

you also misled me. C*O is not her real name but yet you playfully suggested that i propose to her using the words "I got no C or O nor an A in my name". in other words you are guilty of what you're accusing me of because you should have spelt out the letters of her real name in your riposte and not her NL pseudonym.

you have what it takes to be a lawyer though

Are we sure those letters aren't in her real name? Well since its you, I'll just leave it be, ya know ya me love.

@Emboldened, been hearing that for as long as I can remember(almost everyone who knows me thinks same), my mum always referred to me as always "throwing logic" when I didn't even know what that meant, yet somehow I am not a lawyer. I think I should be angry at them for not setting me on that path , nah, I shouldn't, they let us choose what we wanted and now I'm thinking I chose wrong, who knows? I may have been a billionaire by now, was I a lawyer.

It's not too late though, I just may go on to become one.

When you say love, love for who exactly? Or foolishness on what grounds?

I don't even know if I should call it love for his chikd but I sure know he is fulfilling a duty.

This can only happen with two dumbos getting married, smh.

Divorce is the best answer to an abusive/cheating spouse.


But I still think, if people paid attention to details and not lose reason to what they think is love, we will have fewer marital problems involving abuse.

darkenedrebel:
both freecocoa and sweetcocoa have the letters C, A and O in them. this is Nairaland so only your sobriquets apply here, not your real name.

throw in the towel already. you just got served!

Aye but I was thinking about real life proposal, not on NL so, it's a clear case of misconception.

You throw in the towel, since you misled me.

mhizeva:
You are one of those people rubbishing this world.....

So many women will translate that meaning that they have authority even when they cheat... They will start giving excuses and claiming equality instead of being sorry for their actions.

Review your post it lacks any vital form of message

I'm sorry to say(am I? I think not) but you are talking nansenz.

Yes, they have authority whether they cheat or not, just like the man has authority to walk away if he wants to.

OLUJOSHINS:
I initially thought Ur signature was based on the fact that U felt it was a mission impossible but now, I can see the obvious fact that U just hate Jesus.




I know Ur signature is no mans business, but pls just change it PLS.


Lastly, try to reduce the level of hatred U have against the Greatest Being that ever loved U. I have this feeling that U hate Jesus more than U hate the devil.


Yet all Jesus did was to save U & love U. unlike the other other guy that brought this much hatred to Ur lovely heart

I knew you'd come back with something totally unrelated with what I wrote, you couldn't even address half the point I made, which shows you don't even understand what you are on about, smh.

My friend biko face your work and leave me be.

So we are supposed to start discussing how her relationship could be ruined because someone says he likes her before her bf? Surely our joblessness never reach that level na.

darkenedrebel:
really? look who says i need to pay the opthalmologist a visit.

the last three letters in your monicker are COA.

if we rearrange it, it would give us = C*O

technically, you are still her in lengthened form

plus you come with other benefits - FREE and SWEET. . .Quod erat demonstrandum!
godammit!, I'm a mammyfücking genius

Oh! Please.

I meant my real name.

greenpasture:
Without making excuses, Nigerian men are highly emasculated. At work they are talked down on, poverty robs them of dignity and some are already not mentally sound. At the slightest provocation they , flare up to defend their non existent manhood we need lots of retraining on what I means to be male ( females too)

Body parts are not enough.

Once you see a man flaring up for no good reason, get on your bike.

When you say emasculated, please elaborate.

Maybe marriage should just be banned, since we no longer hear any good news about it.


Worris all dis mehn?

darkenedrebel:
wait till i propose to you.

You can't propose to me, I got no C or O nor an A in my name.

OLUJOSHINS:
my dear, there are just 2 simple requirements to make Heaven oooooo:

1) Give Ur life to Christ: believe that Jesus died on the cross 4 U. Believe that He is the Son of God.


2) Love Ur neighbour: if U love Ur neighbour, U no go wear the kind cloth wey dey summon konji inspiration. U no go lie to Ur neighbour if U love am. U go forgive me when I fall Ur hand (as Ur neighbour). U no go gossip my matter with Ur friend them (if U love me as Ur neighbour)




U see my dear, they are not quite ridiculous as U think




All other things are there to give U a mansion in Heaven.

The fact that you think what you wrote up there isn't ridiculous, only goes further to prove how ridiculous it all is.

What is my business with a jewish man that supposedly existed eons before my parents were conceived, just how could he have died for my sins?

Then you talk about lying to my neighbour, so if my neighbour was looking for someone to murder and this person was hiding in my room, my neighbour asks if I know the person's whereabouts, I'm not supposed to lie? Or if my neighbour was a bad man who hurts people, I'm supposed to love them like myself? Who the feck can even love another like himself?

Nigga please.

There are igbo beggars ofcourse.

Definitely try to help.

I think I would be glad, definitely uni will be part time and i'mma work while at it, correct whatever mistake I must have made.