Mynd_44:

Get yourself hooked to one chatting site and ignore her.

2 wrongs don't make a right

feminine A:

When a man realises dat something else is taken over the attention his wife gives him itz normal to b jelous and also normal to resist d cause of distraction. Women luv gist and gossip and datz what BB propagate. WHAT TO DO: Take advantage of d situation. Buy yourself a BB and starts sending luv im to her. Chat wit her on every and anything. However make her realise with wisdom that you stil luv to have her attention to yourself even if itz just few hours.

Makes sense

freeman9ja:

This is my ordeal, I have been chatting with this lady for some time and whn ever I ask her to send me her pic, she gives a excusses, her phn can't send pic or something,  I never had a problem with that cos i have nothing to lose, though she has seen mine. So one day we had a date and she was coming from a far. Whn i got to the bus station to pick her up, my dear, she was nothing to talk about, ugly and looks dirty and scary. I just told her to pls wait for me here let me go and bring my car, cos it was packed in the other side. Immediately i left her sight trust me i was running like a mad man on the street, I switch off my phone while she keep trying to reach me, I got home tired and was laughing at myself.

Eish that's not so good of you . . . you should have at least endured/managed lunch with her instead of running off like that

Like a boot camp

lol. . . . .and shouldun't this be in the jokes section

erm. . . . . . . . talk is cheap. . . . you can say i love you and not mean it. . . SO SHOW IT BY YOUR ACTIONS . . . . .
[s]but wait oh he can act like he loves me but not mean it too. . . . [/s] mo gbe

That would be beautiful. . . . . I share the same birthday with my mum . . . .hope your wife has a safe delivery.

Odunnu:

*sobs*
why are you reminding me again?

aww pele. . . .

@ OP can't remember

Yoruba - Ondo state
Igbo - Anambra

baslone:

Cool, means I'll have to add "Oluwa" to the former names I suggested.

@sweeti14, our names have changed to Oluwafabregas and Oluwafacebook!

lwkmd. . . . .walahi u don dey craze small small

You either believe her of just forget it, shikena!!

baslone:

Sure I'm serious o! Cool names!! You like it right?

I always knew I'll meet someone we think alike!!!

erm. . . . . . was just very surprised

*in news casters voice*
we interrupt our regular program to bring you this breaking news. . . . the rapture has been postponed by Prof Jega. . . any inconvenience caused is highly regretted

Why not just walk up to her and ask . . . . . saves a lot of stress, time and energy #justsaying

A lot. . . . . a whole lot!!. . . . don't even know where to start from   . . . .still recovering from 2 weeks of depression . . .God help me

baslone:

Twins- "Fabregas" and "Facebook".

loool . . . . are you kidding?

*speechless*

El Guapo:

"How far girl. .I see you
there, i see you
there. . Are you twice"

lwkmd "are you twice"

Love my life by demarco

Does it really matter . . . . d main thing is for the IV to reach the invitees abi? #justsaying

Looks like it would be a good movie . . . . is there a trailer?

Toast and cheese with a sunny side up accompanied with cold oat/almond cereal

His/her smile . I love love love smiles

rokiatu:

Daughter - mom

Son- Dad

next daughter-Aunty

son- brother.


That is how my mom planned it out for me. I can't help but laugh    

lwkmd
i love this name anastesia or is it anastesia now . . . not sure. My girl is definately gonna be named that. . . let's just hope oga agrees . For boys. . . i don't know for now

erm. . . poster wats ur definition of an "ugly" voice

r231:

12 midnite by the cementry

lwkmd
@ OP in side 3rd mainland bridge hold up. . . . you'll have more than enough time?

Ranoscky:

^^ Ya! I saw you and I was deffinitely happy (cute smile).

Thanx

Definately. . . it does. I especially love the RMD kind of smile

True. . . .

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Tuna and mayo sandwich with a sunny side up and cheddar cheese plus cold milo. . . . yes i love food