SIlknSteel:

I have bin dumped before. He tuk me for dinner n said l needed all d energy l cld get considering what he had to say. Mehn,if l had evn d slightest hunch he ws gonna dump me,l wld hav ordered d entire resturant! Anyways,l ws too shock to cry n it really hurt bt l got my groove on n decided nt to date his kind anymur, Ciao!

roflmao smart girl!!!
@Op never been dumped before. i did the dumping. . . . but erm. . . if i get dumped now it's definately gonna hurt but i'll just cry, get over it and move on!!!

@ Hard baller lmao

Dang!!!! Chidiz outfit is soooo on point. . . .and the shoes reminds me of the ones d'banj wore to BET awards

 

-UpDates-:

not that, if you like, be romantic, or dont be, that is for your pocket, or your own satisfaction, but no guy can leave her girl for me, lol, may not be able to resist, hahaha,

lol hmn. . . . . . i see

-UpDates-:

rubbishh

Someone is not romantic or. . . .

For me 3 or 4 max. . . . . for some strange reason i tend to attract guys who are like 5,6 or more years older than me

Where did you get the statistics from?. . . .It could be that sha. . . . . .come to think of it the wife is the only form of entertainment and relaxation. No dstv, facebook, twitter, youtube or nairaland. No jacuzzi, spa or vacation to the bahamas. . . .

A) Public Displays of Affection. . . .yes but erm, in moderation . I especially love the hugs form behind with his arms around my waist and a kiss on my neck  
B) Private Conversations( Phone, Chat, Mail). . . definately!! no other way to connect deeply for me
C) Physical Intimacy. . .no sex until marriage. . . but i'm a sucker for hugs
D) Surprise Gifts, Flowers. . . i love love looove surprises. . . i could also get really emotional when i'm surprised    
E) Romantic/Candle Night Dinner(s) of course
F) Romantic Outings(Beaches e.t.c) Very, very much . . . love the "just the two of us" times

rofl

seedord247:

You better hurry up bcus Oko won Lode ooooo

lol thanx  

Seriously how many more of these threads do we need?

Awww children are so adorable . Can't wait to get married and have mine My uncle's baby calls me "aunty mobaya" instead of mobola and calls my elder sister "aunty taape" instead of tope lol cracks me up every time and therz the common "i bi tu oh"!! and then she smacks me and i pretend to be crying. She then giggles and has this satisfied grin like she has accomplished something important!! priceless

MRbrownJAY:

@poster
you are mistaking LOVE with INSANITY. pls dont confuse they two, although there is only a thin line that separates them.

taking a bullet for someone, ANYONE, is insanity!!!!!!!

if God decided that it was time for that person to go THEN WHO ARE YOU to try to change the will of God?! my body is a temple, i will not jeopardize it for ANYBODY!!!!

lmao

Ekiti1:

"I dont know" said with a smile = Yes, go ahead and do what you want with me.
"I dont know" said with a frown = you can go to hell, for all I care.

I'm very guilty of the bolded part

When i was in primary school (can't remember which class) my mum used poisoned avocado pears to kill rats. I remember walking into the kitchen and seeing the dead rat close to the half eaten avocado pear. The sight, smell and everything was just traumatizing for me Till now i can't eat avocado pears because i always remember the rat incident

For as long as i can remember African relatives have always been nosy like that and i don't think it's about to change. Why exactly they are like that i don't know .Well from experience i found out that some of them were actually truly concerned but with the way they went about their "concern" it came across to me as being nosy. Ignore the nosy ones and appreciate the ones that truly care about you and are concerned

190_@:

^IS THAT THE NAME OF YOUR PANT

smh

190_@:

^HALT THERE - ARE U WEARING PANT

Ogbeni

@OP not necessarily. The "Goodness" of a wife is in her character and not in her virginity. A virgin wife could have a nasty character and vice versa.

BABE!:

Damn it! Yup---she did-"Aye olomo kan"

Hehehe BUSTED!!!

BABE!:

I can't really cook. I can make custard though. I can make tea. Making Indomie (onion chicken flavor) is my forte. I know how to boil water for Eba, but I don't know how to fix the Eba itself.  

I think i've seen Funke Akindele say something similar in a movie. . . . .

chi-baby:

@BABE!

U mentioned dat people consider swear words as bad words and u dnt.
If I may ask, Do u pray? If yes, U swear too when u prayin to God? Like God wat da 4ckk?, Or God pls help me pass ds 4cking exam. U are the Alpha and the 4kking Omega? 

Or mayb 2 your parents, u go ds way , Mum u cnt bliv wat happened today shiittttt! sum bludclot razz ediot wnted to knock me ova. Since u consider these as good words  

Lmao @ bolded. . . . i can just imagine someone praying like that

@ op well. . . i used to swear at a time i my life. Looking back now i think why i did swear then was because swear words were very good for expressing my anger. . .and i was pretty much angry most of the time . Thankfully i've stopped now . I don't like it either when people swear around me. What i do for my friends who swear is that i smack them whenever they swear. It has really helped them control it and at times we even turn the smacking into a joke.

Ogbeni please rearrange this thing properly. . . . my eyes started spinning after the first few lines

Oga "if" you can't cook get someone else who can to teach her or like i said earlier sign her up for cooking lessons. . . [s]or you want to say "what if i can't afford cooking lessons"[/s]

sexkillz:


Very Very Yeye Kwesion if you ask me!   But I cant help but wonder! What is the use then of getting to know her better if I would not grade her in the culinary Department? Baseless, right?. . . Thought as Much!
Even if I earn a Million Bucks a month, and we can afford to eat out all the days of our life, I believe that the only constant variable in life is CHANGE! Anything can happen! What if suddenly my finances plummet and we cant afford eating out anymore, like we used to? What happens?. . . . Yes o! If I decide to finally settle down with her, and our relatives and friends come visiting nko? We go pack them dey go Mr BIGGS abi?
I don’t know about you O, but if all a girl is bringing into a relationship is “Love” and “Intimacy”, Abeg Carry your Love go far and park am well well!!!!
I saw one Thread in the FAMILY section that Captioned : “How do you tell your Wife that her Food is not sweet?”. . . . . You see! The guy don enter one chance already! If only he had known!
To me O, If I find out that my Girlfriend dey score F9 for cooking, “Nne, no vex o!, But it was nice Knowing You!!!”. . .  Sharp Sharp!!! NO TIME!!!
Guys, Over to you! (No BASHING PLS!)

@ bolded haba!!! how about teaching her? or signing her up for cooking lessons?. . . .  If she is not willing to learn that's another issue. IMO a girl not being able to cook is not enough reason to leave her

Nice piece

In fact she should tie you to an electric chair, have a firing squad shoot you and give you a lethal injection while you are being electrocuted . Dang so you stopped loving her all of a sudden for the flimsy reason that she gained weight!! i'm doubting if you really know the meaning of love . Have you tried encouraging her lovingly to loose weight or have you even tried exercising with her? The one that is paining me most is the 9 years of her life that she has given to you and will never get back .

God is love. . . Shikena!!