justwise:

You can save urself the trouble by giving your sister or any female relative the job, charity begins at home, all the 'goodies' the 'yankee' dude will give to total stranger will be given to your family member. Be a nice guy for once and help your family, how about that?

roflmbao

lool @ Kpolis response
@OP he clearly wanted you for s. e . x. . . . . . when you refused his attitude changed. . .

9jafetish:

21

Ni aye isin?

dohyn:

Also,if u r a boy nd u get beaten wit a broom,your p***s will be small,

lmao i remember this one. . . . all i had to do to get guyz to do something was to threaten them with a broomstick

"Heyy Mike E Miller"
how about can you jump into a pool full of adult piranhas and i'll clap for you
or give you $700 to buy a new brain because you are in desperate need of it

mr.official:

Lol. perfect part to play. If they need assistant they should pick Chiwetalu Agu

lol abi oh

They just had to use her for a wicked role sha

sexkillz:

DECEMBER 28:
Today my mother killed me.

There was this one people used to say in my primary school then. They said when rain falls and the sun is shining at the same time a lion is giving birth somewhere  . . . . there was also this one of if you eat mango and drink garri after you will die lol

190:

[size=28pt]^HALT THERE -
[/size]
[size=5pt]Are u wearing pant!! [/size]

Oga 190 kini tie pelu temi o

Mynd_44:

If no proceed to my room
if yes take it off and proceed to 190's room

?
lol YOU WISH!!

I'd love ice cream shaped like flowers (if that ever exists) . . . . or flowers made from sugar paste (at least i can admire them for a while and eat them later) . . . . but ordinary flowers? NO!! ice cream? YEAH!!. . . .better still just show up with both

BABE!:

You don't know that's a requirement in some work places nowadays--?

1) You must come early to work---check.

2) You must dress appropraitely---check.

3) You must accept your Boss's friend request on Facebook ASAP.---check.

That's why we have multiple ID's

190:

^HALT THERE- IDENTITY YOURSELF  

*big hiss*

9dynasty:

^^^she's 50 and looks 54 probably you didn't notice. oga 190 look before you leap oh

lool

190:

Did they steal your money again or you stole their purse and they caught you

lmao

Your topic seems familiar. . . . . i think i've seen a book with that title. . .

Ile-Ife, Osun (was born there and had my primary education there)
Lagos
Ibadan
Bayelsa 2009 till present

^^^ lmao. . . . . she looks hella ridiculous

MariaP:

If i were the girl, i would have replied:
''Though your dikc isn't that big, however it's huge enough to make a baby''

DEATH!!

No. . . . . i don't know exactly why but no

If this is true that's so sad. May her soul rest in peace  

I'd say we all love good food. . . from the amala and ewedu with cow leg and ponmo balanced with cold malt to the Fufu and egusi with bush meat, not forgetting Pounded yam with edikang ikong soup and countless others. .  NIGERIANS LOVE GOOD FOOD!  

M M M:

i have seen Mr. Cork he works in a brothel in his village and wash pants 4 ashawo.
No offence

*Death*

And so?. . . . because she is the first lady of America she can't wear a $30 dress? . . mtcheeew

I'm sure we can do better HABA!!!

We don't know too. . . . why don't you walk up to one of them and ask

Mr, Cork:

use kerosine to rinse your mouth. it should help!

lwkmd

Mynd_44:

Maybe you should try sun-drying your mouth for 5 straight hours

DEATH!!

Dyt:

Dettol mixed wit jik n hot water

rofl

hot!! hot!! hot!!. . . . . i like :d

dotman:

I have notice a negative correlation between a female passenger nd the driving of a male driver. male drivers tend to show there manly skills when a lady is besides dem, rough driving, speed, wouldnt allow u enter there front e.tc. One yeye guy did it to me dis morning, and made me confirm this.

what do u think.

lool pele. . . .

Mr, Cork:

dotman. you a taxi driver?

kpolli:

means her time at the cafe has finished

loool
@ OP why din't u ask her face to face?. . .do girls bite? *wats wrong with guyz sef*

iz2much:


A Bangladesh woman, Monju Begum, said she cut off her neighbor's manliness when he forced his way into her shanty and attempted to violation her, the BBC reported .
He said it's all just a lovers' quarrel gone horribly violent.
Begum, a married mother of three, said that Mozammel Haq Mazi had been harassing her for months ? and when he allegedly forced his way into her house, she tried to fight him, cut his manliness off and put it in a bag, the BBC reported.
Mazi was admitted to a nearby hospital, while Begum took the severed organ to the police station as evidence.
"She said she fought back and cut off his manliness and brought it to police station in a polythene bag to prove that Mr. Mazi tried to violation her," a police spokesman told the BBC.
He said he expected Mazi to be arrested and charged once his condition improved.
Mazi, a father of five, denied the allegations and said the two were having an affair and Begum wanted to run away together.
"I refused and told her that I cannot leave my wife and children, so she took revenge on me," he said.
A surgeon said efforts to reattach the organ were unsuccessful.

ROFLMAO . . . . . nah God catch am. . . . . in his next life he'll never dream of r.a.p.i.n.g. a woman. . .

Sense of humour and kindness