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Threading? waxing? tweezing? shaving? my brows are very scanty if i come do any of the above wetin go remain? sadly i'm the only one in the immediate fam with this problem. . . i wonder who i got the scanty brows from

Omg! I claim this! i also want twins. A boy and a girl

As long as it takes for me to know his true intentions and true character

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannng!!!! Mr Cape verde is no 1 for me then Mr Nigeria SMOKING HOT

Forgot my favourite Maa lu e emi e a fee bo or maa fee lu e pa leni: i will beat you till you almost faint

very hilarious thread
Some of my mums words:
Se kii se pe nkan jeun lori e: i hope nothing is eating on your head lol (don't know how else to translate)

Tin ba mu e waa jeya waa jeweiya: if i catch you. . . . (can't translate the rest)

O bere, o ti bere ni yen o, tin ba wa naa e waa sope mo buru: you've started again o, if i now beat you you will say i'm wicked lol

When i desperately wanted an answer to a question and she refused to answer, I would say "Mummy now" and she would reply "omo now"

mummy ebi n pami (Mummy i'm hungry) her reply: "wa je mi" (Come eat me) and she would stretch out her hand towards me

when i grumbled or murmured something under my breath she would say se emi lon ba soro beyen? is it me you're talking too like that? which is usually followed by "so i'm now your enemy for correcting you?"

Whenever i trouble her "Je kin simi komo orun mi waye: let me rest so that my child in heaven will come to earth

Omo to ni iya e oni sun, oun naa o ni sun: a child that says his/her mother will not sleep will also not sleep

Se won bi somi meja ni? whenever i kept following her about

When i'm extravagant with spending she will say "sister ema binu o, mo ti gbagbe pe baba yin loni central bank,okare" : Sister don't be offended o, i forgot your father owns central bank, welldone

God bless them!

If you don't dig him and stuff why accept all the money, santa claus gifts and co?

*looks at some of the pictures. . . . shivers and wonders if halloween is coming on early this year*

If your food falls on the floor the devil has touched it...but now for where?? deti nor dey kill african man
One of my friends in primary school told me that when the sun is shinning and it's raining at the same time a lion is giving birth some where and i really believed it smh
If you spit on the floor and someone else steps on it you will die of stomach ache. omo see fearing. . . . i never spat on the floor

- infinity. This pic is owing

The twins have always been stylish...

I  chew gum when a lecture is boring or when i'm in church and i feel sleepy

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smh . . . . . . some people just like trouble sha

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Yoruba men, always ahead of the moafuker Ibos.


Good job my Yoruba man.

E no go better for all you Ibos.

Did you seriously have to bring tribe into this? . . . . . . completely off point

iyatrustee:

bath her, feed her, sing her to sleep and lastly clean her up when she poos!

lool

@Op Speak her love language. For some it's words of affirmation, for some acts of service, for some gifts, for some physical touch (i don't mean s. e. x. )and for some quality time. Start from here

Mcleo007:

Honestly,I'm no fan of 'over-romantic show' of marriage proposals. When I'm ready,I'd go about it casually. Itd be either on the bed,holding her close to me,then bring the ring out(it would bear an inscription on it),push it to her and wait for a reply. Better still,we may go to hang out at the beach or in a hotel(close to the swimming pool). I'd bring her close to the water,pull out the ring and throw it in the water then ask her to go after it. This would make me know the depth of her love for me,and how well she values marriage with me. These are laughable anyway!

lwkmd when it's not as if only two of you will be in the pool you've not met some badt, sharp peeps that will snatch the ring before she goes after it. This your style is dangerous oh

eish. . . . lmao

ice234:

Jezibel and Lucifer

lwkmd . . . . this is obviously a joke

@ OP so sorry . . . 4 years and 6 months is a long time. God will comfort you, give you strength and provide someone else

Definately. . . not too close to my paternal grandma though. Loved and still love eating my maternal Grandmas food . . . especialy all the igbo soups she makes a lot of chilli but still delicious!! She taught me how to make efo riro and now i'm a pro at it

Favourite game(s) Mortal combat. My favourite player was this lady who wore purple, would swallow you and spit out your bones lol can't remember her name though. . . . then Donkey Kong good old times. Finally Tekken. . . . Alisa is my favourite player

Kenya, botswana, south africa,anywhere in the bahamas, seychelles, malaysia, thailand or bali; indonesia . . . .i'm considering a lot of places . . . . . . when i decide i'll brb

My lovely chinese course mates. . . humble, friendly and sweet . . . . they are wounderful people

@ op PMS?

lmao. . . i like . . . guyz will think twice before impregnating and abandoning women