₦airaland Forum

jtwest:
Mayweather short man sense

But I can defeat them both eish

When God remembers you and how hard you pray

RichYoungNigga:

Why won't your engagement crash when you're here giving your wet wet to everyone​

Look at Tiwa Savage and Tonto Dike, they can't stop cheating even after getting married

This is an unjust accusation

I wish I knew this before.They just took my pictures and scattered my tablet

Davash222:
Look more like people at the Polling Unit.

You are not serious

TreasuredLeidy:
both of them are to be blamed.
abeg let them just take care of the young innocent baby, he's not responsible for their misfortune

Exactly.She knew he was married and he was just a useless husband.They should take care of this pretty baby that will soon come to this wicked world

Oh my God! This is pure wickedness.How can humans be like this? I don't know why Fulanis are like this.

RichYoungNigga:

Sorry to tell you this

You can't practice how to be a good salesman/saleswoman

If you don't have it in you, you don't have it

You don't need to study business, economics or accounting to be a good salesman

I can sell you a product i know nothing about, then turn around and tell you it will kill you when you get home and you will still buy it

You can't practice how to be a good salesman

I think people can learn and be perfect.

HisSexcellency:
NO matter how dark the night is, there is light at dawn.
Buhari can't remain in London till 2019.

Whether he is alive or dead Nigerians will know in due time

I don't want him to die even though his hatred for Igbos knows no boundary

may her soul rest in peace."She gives me whatever I wanted".I feel for the daughter

Alariwo2:
Just imagine.. the stupid feminists abi na activists among them won't condemn this now. They will all go mute but can have multiple orgasms when it comes to men beating their wives.

A time will come when women will be the ones begging for husbands due to their wicked nature.. it's there in the bible

I totally condemn this act.Its pure wickedness.

Your mother in-law is automatically your mother.I know how my mom and my sister regrets not having one.I pray i get one in future.Life can be harder when you don't have one.I pray i get one.

xfire:
Performance entails a lot of things in the workplace depending on the organization, job role and expectation, and the people (boss, subordinates and colleagues).
Many organizations have different ways of appraising their staffs - some use grade system; some use KPI's (target setting); while others use ranking system. I won't bore you about the details but lemme list a few factors that affect performance:
1) People: From experience, managing people especially your boss, is the most important factor. You need to understand the expectation of your boss, and try to make his job a lot easier. Also, you need to have the ability to influence without authority to achieve results, especially when dealing with peers.
2) Visibility: Be visible. This is where communication skills and creativity come to play. Make your impact felt. Let senior colleagues and managers notice you. Perception matters a lot.
3) Key Performance Indicators (KPI) - commonly known as targets. Many organizations set periodic KPI's for their employees depending on job role. Ability to meet and exceed your KPI's influences your career growth.
4) Quality of work output - You can easily distinguish yourself from your peers based on the quality of work. As we often say 'the reward for good work is more work' i.e. added responsibility
5) Initiative - the ability to show initiative is also important. The ability to give an extra push inorder to get work done is key.
Other silent factors that sometimes influence performance are nepotism, eye service, ethnicity and favouritism. This can not be totally eradicated in the Nigerian setting, but people progress beyond those obstacles.

@ALL, I presently out of town and I'm sending this from my phone. I will update the thread as soon as I get back to my base.

Oh my!Can I hug you?

xfire:
I'm back. Let me start from the very beginning, my undergraduate days

UNDERGRADUATE DAYS

I decided to go for engineering because I had a flair for mathematics and other core technical subjects. I wanted to work as a foremost engineer in a foremost engineering. That was my childhood dream.

LESSON 1: Identify what you love and have a flair for. You will most likely succeed at what you love doing most. I have a number of friends who have changed career paths (engineering to financial, financial to academic research, medicine to IT, etc) in order to follow their heart desires. And believe me, they are not doing badly at all! I know people who never wanted a paid white collar job. They always wanted to be entrepreneurs. And upon graduation, they started off on their own and they are doing very well. A well known example is Bill Gates who dropped out of school to start Microsoft. Today, he is one of the most influential successful entrepreneur in the world. I heard Seun Osewa's story is also similar. That is why it is funny to me when people, especially young entrepreneurs condemn paid 9-5 jobs. Money isn't everything. First of all, identify what you have a passion for. I desired to be an engineer in a top engineering company. My dream was never to start off as an entrepreneur. Some desire to be musicians, motivators, writers, doctors, entrepreneurs, etc. Focus on your dream. While it is very possible to succeed at what you don't desire, it is easier to succeed at what you love.

You are a darling for this piece

snowlord:
Can one wtout a bsc get employment wt jex hse certification

Yes you can.We have those with certificate in other courses head HSE department.You just have to be good in giving trainings and safety quotes to the employees often.Safety is everybody's business

Mustay:
I initially did not want to respond to this thread but just so you do not misinform people, I have decided to login on a PC to clarify:




True, with the FX instability, ICAN is the cheaper option. Even ACCA recognises this as they have a special rate for the Nigerian students. Students from other countries (particularly African and Asian) too also complain about FX and its effect on writing the examinations.

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This is totally false. First, you digress when you move from availability of resources to availability of tuition houses. Compared to about ten (10) years ago, the tuition houses you have for ACCA have improved. With the exams getting more popular and Nigerians dissing ICAN for ACCA, ICAN had to change their policy on exemptions etc. There are sites when you can get resources for ACCA online free ( and I am not referring to hacking or pirated materials). True that the fact that it is in pounds affects the cost of buying original study materials but there are definitely MUCH MORE resources online (videos, discussion forums, tutor support, revision notes and audio lectures) than ICAN. A google search will easily discard this point as irrelevant. More so, I know some ICAN students who could not afford materials and had to photocopy - everyone's situation is different. The most important thing is to maximise the resources you have - eg borrow materials from those who wrote a previous diet and the likes.

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You are right here; I stated this previously but like I also mentioned, if you think of migrating abroad, don't make this mistake. If ICAN learns from the likes of the Pakistani body, you would see much recognition internationally. I will just ask you to do a simple search online on international job boards or recruitment agencies and you'd easily see ACCA there. Though North America usually has its own specifics, this is where conversion and exemption makes sense. When you know what CPA students for example go through, you will appreciate the cost of exemptions. I guess you are yet to really ask yourself why "the basic advantage of ACCA is the recognition in the private sector" exists.

When you refer to 'climbing higher' in the public sector, ANAN is the easy way out. That's why you find public officials choosing the route and still achieving career growth in the public sector.

As far as I am concerned, what you do with your certificate is the most important. Most times, people who have all these certifications earn it for a particular purpose, after two - three years without relevant practise or continuous professional development, you are as good as a novice.

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This is one fallacy accountancy students fall for. In reality, no one cares how hard your exam although there is a notion that the harder the exam, the more respected it is but what is the purpose of an exam? Knowledge is not meant to be for a select few even though we need regulations for members. I see students from India, Pakistan etc too argue about this too - they even venture into CFA being less harder than the equivalent they have. Guy, everyone has his or her own story - something about professional examinations students fail to realise is this, EXECUTION takes precedence over PREPARATION. Sounds funny right Most times, students read and even cram the study material but their delivery during the examination often fails them. So you can have an average student passing at one sitting and an exceptionally brilliant student stumbling.

I also do not support this ASAP ideology of yours. At the end, you will get the designation but like I wrote earlier, it is what you do with any certification or knowledge that matters the most. We are certificate crazy in this country because it seems to boost our profile whereas globally, people seek competency. A situation where ICAN examiners will set examination questions from topics not in a syllabus or where they do not do thorough review of questions (e.g MCQ questions) leaves a lot to be desired.

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Nothing to say here. I believe in options anyway and once again, it is not about sentiments. The Pakistani and Indian accountancy bodies are very strong, we can learn from them too. I'd support the Nigerians bodies over any foreign body if we ensure quality and standards.




Can we have a list of these countries and the idea of how easy it is to convert a foreign CA to the countries? Let's start with W.Africa first.

The edge ACCA has here even in territories where they are less popular is PARTNERSHIP, Without that, the members are as good as 'abandoned'.

Your analysis is true

May God help us in this Nov diet.

eezeribe:
Frowning your face.
it takes far more muscles to frown as compared to the number involved in a smile.
Even the Bible says Laughter is medicine for the soul.

lalasticlala,Mynd44

Smile often,drink enough water,sleep more after taking your bath,take all worries away from your mind

ralph28:
Made me to remember ABA women riot.

yeah.I think it is a replica

IdeyFindWife:
They looked happy together esp her! And she made a lot of progresses actually.

Seeing the Omotolas, the Joke Silvas etc; it takes some good level of maturity, self confidence and broadmindedness to manage these movie ladies!

But, he was philandering hotelier actively whoring with cheap skanks too. That hardly prepares you for sorting marital challenges. Do all you gotta do but once you marry, settle ur arss the furrk down and build a great legacy!

Anyhow, nobody holy pass. Who am I to judge!

yeah

fpeter:
This is really sad, to think this was her first child. She must have really looked forward to the life of motherhood. sad!

Exactly.She now had to leave her bundle of joy behind.RIP darling

Aburi001:
Anytime I remember all these self aclaim slay girls, 2 things come to my mind:

When you are dating an educated and civilized woman who has class and ambition, you get texts such as these:.....

1. Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up get ready for work. Don't forget to apply for that vacancy I told you about yesterday.

Yes darling. I miss you so much. Anyway, I hope you are enjoying your day, I am heading out for lunch. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you.

Yes Dear I'm at the shop now. Am driving by the groceries...What shall I make you for dinner ?.........she literally builds you.


But...when you are dating these gold-digging divas in town, whose only asset is their fake yellowbone face painted looks as well as being trendy with fashion, you get texts such as these:....

2. Morning babe, send me some airtime, plz bae.

Hello honey, can I come for some pizza for lunch...?
Don't tell me you are broke please. Someone is selling nice perfumes can I take one plz. Luv u xoxoxo much.

Hey handsome,buy me data plz. Also wanted to tell you my neighbor is selling skinny jeans, nice shoes from USA and brazilian hair. You will let me know when u are ready to get me these. Loving u lots....

she literally sucks the life out of you!!!!!!! And that's why most of them can't remain married

Sure

oviejnr:
Rosalin: spraying her dogs money and taking pics

Me: Who will pick and spend the money??

You are not serious

kolafolabi:
The wedding card is so HILARIOUS!!!!!

So true

kunlesufyan:
The man just kept on kicking, it's gruesome to even kick an animal in such manner not to talk of your wife. If you don't love her anymore, why not divorce?
Men should please learn to control their anger, women on the other hand. Don't pushyour man to the wall.
This isn't the normal factory reset kind of beating, this one is remanufacturing.

This is so unfair.

conductor111:
Shame to all thosehypocrites castigating the poor lady for putting up her child for adoption because she couldn't take care of her. How many of you have given money to beggars? If the lady came to you for help, so many of you will end up using her to your own advantage before giving her chicken change.

In saner countries, people do it. Poor people give up their children for adoption to rich people.

I cannot do this. I will do any job in this world to protect my child. I cannot give my child out to any rich person. I will never do this.

Alhkerimu:
This is pure madness....what message did she think she's delarce, whose of his/her grand child would want to emulate her. Arrant morirsss
These woman hail from delta state,
Delta peoples sometimes reason so myopically...

Infact this woman is a disgrace to womanity

I don't quite agree with you.She looks good.

squash47:
thats what happens when your wife's family sponsored your wedding....#OverJoy

You are not serious

lovely.

She is reping FGC NISE old students.We always come out successful.

handsam:
Another man who thinks with his Penîs.
#Sighs.

Exactly

Goodluck is my man crush everyday.PEPE is so lucky