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@OP
This gentleman obviously has everything going for him without knowing it- great job with good pay, reasonable job security with pension, investment etc. And wait for it- he is 42 with kids.

Its unthinkable anyone would like to risk these for a chance to be a second class citizen in a cold distant land removed from the midst of childhood friends and family. Whatever advantage Canada offers you can reasonably procure.It will be foolhardy to throw all these away for a renewable residency. Utter nonsense.

They say its not in your old age that you begin to learn how to use your left hand.People who usually find themselves in this dilenma are those educated and comfortable enough to be beckoned on but who have not been exposed or experienced first-hand the gbrii gbrii life in these countries.

OP na woman wrapper. Make una liff am.Our girls can speak for themselves.

Interesting thread but not a single poster had the commonsense to ask OP what the girl intended to do which is the crux of the matter.

Jason, from one player to another, congrats bro. You got off with all your limbs intact. Be more careful next time.

I have just one recollection (if there is any other, it probably doesnt matter).

It was during my senior boys days in the Uni.Then no girl could gain my attention unless she was really full bodied/fat. I will never know what I was thinking. Anyway, she gave me a rather very embarrassing marching order at some point.

My preference in women has since changed (a lot).I saw her at a family event a few years ago.She has three kids and is married to my cousin (of all pple). Her weight must have trippled.You can imagine my horror when I saw her.

She is a good person but I am glad she dumped me  

@OP
Bathing with your spouse especially when not married is a good thing as it enhances bonding. You get to have the opportunity to explore like Mongo Park. But note at the same time that you are also being explored and possibly compared with her previous other dudes you have not met.

If you are the type who feels pamanently insecure, it is best to keep all such intimate encounters in between the sheets in a preferably dark room.To be fair to her, it can be very depressing if she is the type that is accustomed to buldozer-d.icks (like that of sweetpain) to look at a rather infantile, limp di.ck in the shower.

If she leaves tommorrow, it might be all the memory that endures.So, dear pally, it is not a decision to be taken lightly.Reflect, evaluate and decide.

Adultery. That's a heavy word. You are being too hard on yourself.

These days it is reserved for women 'who do it'. She will get over it.

@OP
80K and alone? I think you will do well.

But that equation changes the moment you factor in a second wife. Remember wife has a family to which you owe obligations. And mind you a second wife does not immune you to the currents you get from a passing angelina.

So if you are able to get your kini to behave you will have peace. But this is going to be difficult for a 40 yr old educated man. So in the end it comes down to a battle between you and your kini.

Both are notorious for causing palpitation. But bournvita is the worse culprit.

@OP:
Baby boy? How does Honda 2000 sound?

Or perhaps you want to consider a more trendy H2K for short.

May the almighty God save us from our 'men of god'. But is this guy still in Ukraine?

Dont mess with east europeans.You can trust they will call a spade by no other name when it comes to things like this.

Our brother had better flee Ukraine fast if he hasnt done that already rather than trying to pull wool over their eyes. Ukrainian prison isnt the best place to be for a black man.

Our opening poster sounds idealistic. Its obvious she is not married. When she grows up she will understand these issues better.

In the meantime try and concentrate on issues of love and loving and leave the heavier stuff alone.

@OP
What I see is a wonderful opportunity to get hold of a rock, take a good aim and let go without risking imprisonment or gunshot.

What is he going to teach those people they dont already know? It calls to question the true motive of LBS.

Corruption is illegal in Nigeria only to the extent that you relate to it officially or formally. Otherwise and for all practical purposes, it is very legal and tax free.

Other than the cosmetic measures of Obasanjo, no body goes to jail or get sanctioned for taking Govt money.Please understand this and save your breath. There is no better time and place to be a public official at any level. Corruption is already legal in Nigeria for all practical purposes.

@becomrich,
The story may be fake but the man in the picture looks very real to me.Infact he looks more real than becomrich.

I 'll be damned. Was it not the same Fanikayode who like to claim he his born again at every opportunity? He used to write long religious epistles in the papers while at the same time (it appears now) he was busy crossing three different women.This guy rep the worst in all of us.He should be mobbed and stripped naked.

The chioma girl rep a whole class of call girls being used by pol office holders to launder money.The fight against money laundering and corruption is a waste of time unless they are identified and targeted for each office holder.They will give you information that years of surveillance, petitions etc cannot get you.

Fani is a phoney. I hope he fries.

Load of horseshi.t.

A-Z without exception and this is no exaggeration.What a thread.

Udode:
@ a club:
Show your interest in a rather sublte way. Introduce yourself, ask her if she wants to drink. If she refuses, walk away and take a place where you can have eye contact, but dont forget to let her know where you will be sitting, in case she should need something, so that she can find you. Let time pass (and enjoy jourself). You will see that she will look out for you, and if she doesent come towards you, after 30 min or so you approach her again, insisting on a drink, and you will see, she will be very friendly and wanting to know who that very respectful (because you didnt stick to her like a gum from the beginning) and caring (you want her to drink something since it is very hot in the club) guy is!

And U WIN

What kind of club is that. In Nigeria, all you have to do is look in her direction and click your finger.

IronButt:
you should try to go out with him,

if you are asking, it means that you are interested and that there is a hidden gay in you.


p,s, being gay isnt prblem

Our man isnt gay by a long shot. He even hates the idea. But he wants the money.

Ironbutt, what do you say in relation to my question. Can you help with a risk analysis

Can any NL babe tell us in all honesty what it feels like to take a dic.k in the ass. This is at the most a moderate sized dic.k (he is a white guy).

We want an honest opinion and none of those holier than thou bullsh.it. This is an anonymous forum, nobody gets married on NL.

You can always use a new ID. Dont be distracted by what other girls will say. Infact dont forget that the most worthless tramps try the hardest to appear clean. Its all human psychology. Everyone knows that.

Lets help a brother out. What are the worldly risks. Does one become incontinent?

whitelexi:
Can u please add more honey in my tea. . .  Just one table spoonful pls.

Kindly allow me. All posters here with few exception come across as adults vigorously masturbating in public-both males and females.The moderator on the other hand seem to enjoy his role dishing out warnings of intent to delete posts.I hope you enjoy your tea.