₦airaland Forum

ogkrakkid:
She who doesn't manipulate people.
She who is not too know with lots of grammar to cover her promiscuity.
She who will be satisfied with Wat comes to d table.
She who has no self entitlement to a man's pocket.
That's that for now

Topzee109:
You believed the bad news of killing the girl but never believed that the suspect are arrested


You're the real hypocrite

Crixxx:
lol no be lie their sour gbegiri Dy always smell

HltSong:
Hmmn, I am a Yoruba Muslim. I hav 2 be honest, these men are not attractive at all. To even think some men will say they fine pass women without make up.
Na abattoir abi nairaland dem pick these ones from?

VeryWickedMan:
I know the one with scars on his chest.

He once robbed my estate with his gang and was captured. When I went to get fuel and tyre to finish the valiant job, he escaped.

gozzlin:

You're in for it.
That's his modus operandi. He'll stalk the hell outta you till he's satisfied. His main Monika on nairaland from time immemorial is MrCork.

Brace yourself for a continuous barrage of mentions from him talking poppycock and meaningless drivel.

Truvelisback:
I thought they don't have Christians among them.

TooMuchStuff:
Spiritual husband and wives are as real as Sun n moon. Nobody told me this shit, I had a terrifying experience. God only saved me!! Marine spirits too are everywhere you go like MTN.

One day una go hear my story.
Fear God !! Fear most bootylicious fine babes. Na snakes dem be. Infact, avoid fornication if you can.
Pls share, kindly mention me on the post.

I saw spirit husbands. Some of them are giants.

Farid24224:
Hmmmm what I have seen, majority haven't...

The day that Samira's head became that of a pig, I ran away from her pata pata!!

We4all:
Over sabi.

We4all:
I see. This Uche sha likes ‘notice me’. I guess he envies the popularity of his bro Yul.

Emerald04:
E go shock una say your pikin fit resemble you make e no still be your pikin.

My bruh trust me it’s really a scary world we live in

RealTalker02:
Davido aside.

Child fit resemble the papa , belong to someone else though

habymi:
Heheh I not fit laugh
U use filter u no still fyn.
Come na only this cloth u get?
See as u stand like k

Romanoff:
This is how the devil plays kalo kalo with the destinies of those who have refused to know God for themselves.

This woli today, that alfa tomorrow, this prophetess today that apostle tomorrow.

If he was a christian, I'd have said he should go to MFM, they have a good deliverance ministry if you're willing to do dry fasting.

But I don't know how to advise a muslim on this without preaching salvation to him.

obiekunie01:
A d yet you are a trafficker.

and a rapist. . .

haslaw:
OlodoRabata wey you be.

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
I was waiting for this one
Yes oh in the front of my face sef
I was dating this guy for just a week oh , I called him to ask him if we could meet , I called when I was close to his usual hangout so I assumed he was there and I was just calling to inform him so he's not too surprised coz I don't like looking like I'm monitoring someone
He picked the call and said he wasn't there and just as he said that I spotted him backing me but I knew him , even with the eyesighg of an albino I can make out a person (his stature , his shirt , his hair , his friend )
I walked closer and asked again, he repeated himself " I'm just coming out of my house now " his house was quite far from where I saw him and then I saw her
She was dressed like them girls who do too much , worse part was she was ugly at least respect me and cheat with someone that's fine ( I'm joking )
She wore a silver bra under a see through shirt and then I approached him , he nearly choked
I was smiling like I didn't what was going on , I'm actually a very happy person and I don't know how to express sadness face to face with a person , I prefer to cry over the phone than in front of you , I always wanna look my best , I hugged him and just looked at her a bit , she just came closer to sit next to him , like she was marking her territory , I Sha dragged him to where I was going and I asked why he liked , was he already tired of me in a week , he said I didn't hear him correctly , I went home and replayed our convo, Truecaller records all my calls , and I heard it correctly, I left him around 9:50pm and I called around 10:30pm coz I wanted to confirm he was at home alone and not out fucking that girl , he didn't pick any of my calls and the next morning he said he slept off
Like did you sleep on the road ? At a point his line was busy I stayed up that night , playing detector, calling every hour to just know that he was alone

The next week he did the same thing , this time he said he was meeting a friend and he can't hangout with me , he forgot to mention his friend was a woman because I saw him with a lady again,the guy was a sloppy one

He was always receiving calls whenever I was with him and my sharp memory, I memorized the numbers , checked them on Truecaller then checked his friend list for the ones I saw on Truecaller , I just wanted to know if they were fine girls , at least to know if I'm with someone that other people wanted , it was barely 3 weeks and I was ready to break up , I was just irritated , broke up before a month Sha , he was the funniest cheat I'd ever encountered, the other ones were smarter ,
He was going around begging girls , even my close friends and my cousin , shamelessly shameless
I ghosted him , he wasn't worth a breakup nor was he worth my explanation , I had hardcore evidence against him , it wasn't assumptions or suspicions
He reappeared to confront me , I don't know how dumb he is to not know that I knew what he was doing in the short time we spent together ,
The worst thing I've ever been attracted to

I was just happy that I never had sex with him , I planned to because it was a really long time since I had sex with anyone but I still held my rule on unnecessarily wasting my bodycount on any and anyhow people
He brought it up 3 days after I said yes , I knew that was a big red flag �
I was just avoiding it stylishly

Loveisnotenough:
What do people do with wives

Those leeches cheats and furrk all the goddamn available niggus when you ain't there.

Abass07:
There should be a forum for dating on nairaland

haslaw:
Your brain dense no be small. You are a disgrace to the black race. Your type are the reason blacks are being looked down on.

haslaw:
OlodoRabata wey you be. There is nothing bad in being a Negro. A Negro is a name used to describe an African descent just like Arab, Asian Caucasian. My grouse is the fact that Africans can't think for themselves and allow the Caucasian to brainwash them.

I am a proud African myself but refuses to allow others dictate to me what to think.

haslaw:
Brainwashed negro

haslaw:
Brainwashed negro

PaulOtl:
Eyah. And are you still in Nigeria now? Do you still want to go to the USA? I have a link- my aunty. She's helping some people to go this year via Ford fellows foundation, which she is a member of. She goes yearly, but hasn't gone since last year.
I'll charge Sha...250k or less.

Transcriber:
I just hope I made you think.
That's all I want. To make you think. Good day madam

Broveens42:
You didn't add 'Big' to the cap?