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@sexxxy

ROFLMAO

He makes love like farmer, does he fetch water like a fireman too? Have you ever given him a doggy style? Try it once and he will never call you a wood no more, he will instead start calling you a rubber. Just remember to push back when he push on your backside, i guarantee it will blow his mind !

@Aisha

Did you get his credit card and account number before you broke up with him? If not, always remember this. Don't ever fight a man with words or get involve in physical altercations with him , you fight a man where it hurts the most: IN HIS WALLETS ! Find a way to get close to his sweetness and get him to shower you with gift and money and then dump his trifling @ss !

@satanic

Leave yumitron alone, the girl said nothing to make anybody mad. Your last girl must have hurt you pretty bad. Sorry Bro' Yumitron had nothing to do with that. This is a good thread and don't mess it up.

@Poster

What you need is a splackavellie ! check it out on Youtube.com.

No place like The good 'ol USA ! especially Los Angeles, city of angels.

An average woman has rode at least 4 joy sticks b/4 she finally settle down. Women in the house what do y'all think? How many joy sticks have you played with?

@j-girl

You used to visit Ikoyi hotel? i wonder what for.

As for me, i still have fond memories of Kingsway and Leventis. If you are under 25 don't even bother, you didn't know We used to have nice stores in Nigeria.

@Almond joy

What is it about Nigeria that you don't like? Do you think there is hope for Nigeria?

@Poster

What kind Yoruba you dey talk about? The real Yoruba as in Oodua Yoruba or adultrated Yoruba like the ones spoken in Ijebu, Ekiti e.t.c Those are Yoruba mixed with a foreign language. more like Togolese-Yoruba.

@Thionaslim

If you equate jealousy with violence, then it's really bad but if your jealousy=extreme care and love, i see nothing wrong with that. Women suffocate themselves by looking for love in all the wrong places. They usually prefer a ruffneck.

@Thionaslim

Did you say "sometimes"? Well i don't know about that. There was this girl that i gave my heart to once, i was very jealous not because i wanted to hurt her feelings but because i believed i had what it takes to make her happy more than anybody else. Women don't understand that a jealous man is a sign of a good man who really cares about you. A player or a roughneck don't care if you f*cking somebody else, matter of fact that's nough reasons for him to cheat more. A jealous man usually will not cheat on you because he believes no one comes close to you.

@Almonjoy

nah wah oo, you really love this good 'ol USA ! But what if Mississippi river reject your ashes and flow it back to Bar beach in Lagos !

@Kemmy

I don't know what Finland looks like but personally, i would not go to a country that does not have civil right laws and there must be a reasonable percentage of black populations. I don't think i can survive in some of these European countries.

Imagine, Estonia of all places. Even Estonians are looking for ways to come to Nigeria. Estonia ko, Antonio ni !

@candies

The new guy is only caring because he hasn't been to Konko below yet. wait till he chop your yam finish then you go see how uncaring 'ol boy can be. That's when he would remember some shit you said last year that he didn't like

A friend of mine went to the bank one day and the clerk at the front desk just dogged him out completely. My friend was so pissed that he quickly thought of how to pay the idiot back. Behind the clerk's desk was the picture of him and his wife with her name on it saying "michelle, i love you". At the end of the transaction, my friend simply thanked the clerk and informed him that his wife had an affair with one of his boys and if he thinks his lying to ask his wife if she knows anybody named Krammer. He wittingly said that he already knew that michelle (clerk's wife) would deny the affair but he has the proof if he needs any. My friend said that the clerk's face became red all of a sudden and began to create a scene as he left the banking center. I wonder what happens when the clerk gets home. I'm sure he couldn't wait to get home.

@Kemmy

It depends on where you at. Look for the opportunity around you. Be it school or business, grab it and Jet back home if you wish. Don't be fooled by all the social services. They sometimes use that to tie you down. Keep your eyes on the ball and follow your heart.

Especially the Nigerian consulate in DC. Those guys are bunch of goats. They pick 1 out of 15000 phone calls.

@Aysometin

Yes you do ! when i went home last year i did not have a Nigerian passport. I don't even remember having one. Thank God i had a nigerian visa on my passport. Those immigration guys at MMA were stupid. Regardless of my name and even speaking Yoruba they made me to line up with the foreigners. Make sure you try and get your Nigerian passport b/4 you leave or make sure you get a naija visa in London. I'm also trying to get a Nigerian passport in Washignton DC embassy now.

I think most of these bankers are bunch of lazy ego tripping piece of crap. Now telling me what is so hard in counting money, even if you don't have a counter? Most of buttbreaths loves to get paid but hate to put in work. You can always tell by their fake okrika suits and shoes that these buffoons are lazy bunch. Get your ass back to work ! If i own a bank, i'll also try and own a farm so i can take these fake akowes to farm on the weekends.

@Annamaria

Hey sweetheart, you have to be a real kind hearted one to be missing him. I am in the same shoe as you are. Mine was 10 years, first love kind of thing. I ended the relationship because of her insincerity complex with family palaver. I miss her a whole lot but i know that that chapter of my life is closed as she is married now and i am in a new relationship with a much younger woman from the same area as my ex was. And by the grace of God, i will make this new woman in my life the happiest woman on earth one day. So my point is, sweetheart please move on, let go and let God! Enjoy your life and turn the page to a new chapter, because i've come to realize that "The best revenge in life is to lead a good life".

@Ruffneck

Ain't nutting wrong with her ass, she is just a money grabbing Ayamatanga! What do you expect, Another Naija sister who lives in Africa and have a western mentality.

@Candies

Oniro e ( You are a liar). How can you go to a place nice and cozy with a man and not have sex with? Do you think he's a fool or what? Why did you think he invited you to that place? Just to look at each other in the eye? Girl, get a grip and leave another woman's man alone. Olosi, onisekuse. ( Homewrecker)!

I bank with bank of america (BOA) and the only problem i ever had with them was few years back. I just quit a job for another one and i decided to withdraw my retirement fund from the previous employment. The fund was electronically tranferred to my bank account but instead for my bank statement to read $10,000 it instead read - $10,000 (negative) ! I screamed and before you know it, i was at the banking center. I don't even remember how i got there, but i think i drove there.

@Poster

Nigeria will be great when the common citizens quit thinking about themselves and think about what benefits their nation or moreso what benefit their neighbors. Nigeria will be great when an average nigerian consider corruption as abormination ! Nigeria will be great when most of her citizens do not spend 7 days a week, 6 hours a day in some church program. Use some of that time to be innovative and resourceful ! A great nation begins with a resourceful individual. Religion is good, so is hard, productive work.

@Ndipe

And just to let you know, it's the children of Africa in diaspora that will rebuild Africa with fresh ideas and innovations. Go around most western universities and if you see a black student, there are high chances his/her an African. Until the culture of corruptiion and selfishness ends in Nigeria, my friend there is no hope !

@Ndipe

Look at what? My guy i think you are confused. Go drink some tea or something !

I like the ones with plum shape, With a thin waist. Apple-like butts. Flat Butts are just a total turn-off. I wonder why most chinese women's butt are flat ?