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Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Receives 777 Missed Calls Daily From Gay Stalker [see Screenshot] by swezenberg(m): 12:52pm On May 20, 2015
Taylor86:
69 missed calls


she dey call i no dey pick

God i dedicate my NYASH unto thee

That is blasphemous. Please let us respect God.
Properties / Re: HAPPENING NOW: Demolition Of Properties In Umuahia, Abia State by swezenberg(m): 2:42pm On May 15, 2015
No be brown roof I dey see so. I comment my reserve

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Religion / Re: Lindsay Lohan Turns To Islam by swezenberg(m): 1:00pm On May 14, 2015
And she dressed like this. She supposed wear Hijab now
Health / Re: 8 Foods That Increases Sperm Count by swezenberg(m): 10:35am On May 14, 2015
Er0ticAngela:
Nice one.
I love it thick
I hate 'one minute' guys

You don't get it. That boost sperm count not that extends the session. One minute man fit dey fertile and your 24 hour man may just be empty tank

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Politics / Re: BREAKING!!! Jonathan’s Senator, Rep, Others Defect To APC by swezenberg(m): 10:32am On May 14, 2015
APGA will soon be bigger than PDP
Politics / Re: Buhari Plans Special Courts For Corruption by swezenberg(m): 10:24am On May 14, 2015
Time for lawyers to be recognized once again.
Politics / Re: Ahmadu Ali’s Son Re-arraigned For N4.5b Subsidy Fraud by swezenberg(m): 4:04pm On May 12, 2015
But Nigeria get money o. So this money never finish since
Health / Re: Help! His Genotype Is AA And His Wife's Genotype Is AS But Their Daughter is SS by swezenberg(m): 12:49pm On May 12, 2015
Go for DNA test. That is the summary of my advice
Politics / Re: Throw Back Picture Of Odimegwu Ojukwu And Wife Stella by swezenberg(m): 12:46pm On May 12, 2015
freshness2020:

Wisdom is profitable to direct.
For he that fights and runs away, may live to fight another day.

So Yorubas no be coward be dat. I have been trying to get your definition of cowardice because you guys have confused my reasoning over time. So who ever runs from a fight is the brave one and the one that stays is the coward. Now I get it. Clap for yourself
Politics / Re: Throw Back Picture Of Odimegwu Ojukwu And Wife Stella by swezenberg(m): 10:42am On May 12, 2015
freshness2020:

at least he is way better than ur awo that committed suicide.

So who is a coward. Person wey get mind swallow poison abi soldier wey abandon wife and children run comot for battlefield go another country

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Travel / Re: 8 Most Developed Towns/Cities In The South-South In Pictures. by swezenberg(m): 5:54pm On May 11, 2015
I love what I see about SS. They are doing well. Good job to all the South South People. I'm impressed. Don't stop this good job. Make sure you keep your governors on their toes. You are the richest region from Nigeria and that should always reflect on your cities.
Education / Re: Anambra Clinches The First And Second Positions In ANCOPSS National Quiz by swezenberg(m): 11:45pm On May 09, 2015
Why not celebrate the feat without inciting negative comments. I read the story because it is now happening in the East and not only in the Southwest who have dominated the headlines for several years but disappointed to see some inciting comments here. It is childish and shows it is new to some people. Some have won thsee for decades without these kind of comments. I remember a girl from Southwest who is a friend and now in Canada won it during my set. So what's the big deal.

Grow up people.

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Romance / Re: What Can A Guy Gain From A Relationship Without Sex? by swezenberg(m): 2:53pm On May 08, 2015
missclasssy:
A relatioship should never be a parasitic one where on partner feeds and gains at the expense of the other.
It should be a symbiotic one which benefits both parties.

The primary reason for attraction is the defining factor as regards this issue.
If all that attracts a guy to a lady is her sexual appeal, then I don't see why he would be expecting to gain something else from her.

There are other things that should attract a guy towards a lady, such as the level of education she has attained, her wit, a talent she has, the way she relates with people, a vocational skill she has acquired, her wealth, etc.
When the some of aforementioned is used as criteria for attraction coupled with her physical attributes, then definitely there wouldn't be need to ask this question.

This is the kind of response you get from a decent lady who knows what a relationship should center on.
Politics / Re: Why We Published Ayo Fayose’ S ‘ Death’ Advert On Buhari – The Sun by swezenberg(m): 2:49pm On May 08, 2015
Mogidi:


Since you want to die, I wish you a safe trip to heaven or hell, all the best.

I have nothing more to say to you. Don't say I did not warn you.

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Politics / Re: Why We Published Ayo Fayose’ S ‘ Death’ Advert On Buhari – The Sun by swezenberg(m): 12:03pm On May 08, 2015
Mogidi:


May that curse be upon you IJN, now say Amen.

Mogidi, so you don't want to die. Then stop supporting nonsense. You are not God and you can not tell when a person will die. Like someone reminded us, one of those who said he will die in office has already kicked the bucket so be careful God is not man

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Gov Ayo Fayose Replies PDP Chairman Muazu On Twitter by swezenberg(m): 2:05pm On May 07, 2015
[size=14pt]Who ever cursed PDP try. [/size]
Crime / Re: 8 More Nigerians Face Execution In Indonesia – Diaspora Group by swezenberg(m): 10:14am On May 06, 2015
Another set is setting out for the suicide mission already. Is this not a curse because it is more than physical.

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Nairaland / General / Re: INTERESTING TRAITS OF THE DAY OF THE WEEK YOU WERE BORN ON (WITH GOOD TIPS) by swezenberg(m): 2:27pm On May 05, 2015
It is absolutely correct
Business / Re: Obi Okeke Sold 39 Cars To Floyd Mayweather by swezenberg(m): 1:17pm On May 04, 2015
rheether:
2moro, one yoruba tout go dey bash me for been an igbo girl. #SayNoToYorubaBoiFrnd.

Do you mingle with touts because I know a saying that goes thus "Show me your frieds and I will tell you who you truly are"
Culture / Re: The Oluyares: The Igbo Aborigines Of Ife Who Still Live There by swezenberg(m): 9:08pm On May 03, 2015
Let me conclude. The summary and the conclusion is that Adam and Eve were Igbos. Everybody on earth are Igbos.

Lots of drunkards here and there grin

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Family / Re: Man Orders Wife To Refund N1.4 Million He Spent In Marrying Her In Lagos by swezenberg(m): 1:01am On May 02, 2015
palma:
Lol! Tales that touches! He berra wake up! Thats the fee for doing the koko with her na! The woman will also claim damages as he don enjoy something. The truth is the only thing the woman traditionally will be required to return is the dowry not the actual amount spent on the wedding. He was not forced to spend a fortune hence the woman might not even return the dowry as he can not return the woman to the previous state she was in before he married her. He's not getting a dime, a divorce yes but money? Nah!

I totally agree
Culture / Re: Imo State Mandatory Bride Prize List by swezenberg(m): 2:39pm On Apr 30, 2015
[size=14pt]I will give them my own list too which has only one item. She must be a virgin. My own condition is even more difficult to meet.[/size]

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Romance / Re: Her Cousin Impregnated Her,and She Still Insists She Loves Him by swezenberg(m): 11:42am On Apr 29, 2015
For those of you who don't believe the story it happens a lot. I have a friend who confided in me that her cousin was seriously interested in sleeping with her back in school. In one of the companies I had my industrial Training in Nigeria. One of the staff impregnated his own teenage sister and suddenly became a fugitive since that day. The police could not find him after the whole secret was revealed.

Here in the States, these cases abound. It is the sign of time we are in. What is in vogue here is husband sleeping with two sisters. His wife and sister-in law and vise versa and the sister claiming she loves the brother in law simple.
Politics / Re: Femi Aribisala: 'Dear Buhari, You Cannot Fight Corruption With Corruption' by swezenberg(m): 2:25pm On Apr 28, 2015
Many do not want Baba to fight this corruption. The Cabals, their children, friends cousins, sisters, nephews, nieces, even the ones here on nairaland are trying to discourage it. Except it is not the Buhari that I know, many will languish in prison, the western world will not come to their aid.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Xenophobia: International Criminal Court To Probe Zuma, Zulu King by swezenberg(m): 2:06pm On Apr 28, 2015
dickrider:


probe Akiolu for killing your father or making your life miserable which is his offence?

But you harsh o grin. I can't stop laughing

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Politics / Re: Abacha Offers Oladipo Diya Handkerchief To Wipe Rivers Of Tears by swezenberg(m): 1:12pm On Apr 28, 2015
[size=14pt]Why do Igbos, Yorubas and Hausas fight within Nigeria but embrace each other outside Nigeria. They see one another as Nigerians outside. They even unite to fight external agression but the moment they step into Nigeria they pick up the tribal card. Is it the land or is it a curse[/size]

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Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: Tinubu Bows To Pressure, Dumps Akume by swezenberg(m): 1:02pm On Apr 28, 2015
We are beginning to see true democracy in Nigeria
Politics / Re: Man Rides Bicycle From Kaduna To Lagos To Thank Yorubas For Voting Buhari by swezenberg(m): 12:55pm On Apr 28, 2015
discusant:



Insensitivity to your surroundings - what does it bring? For now, too many people in SS and SE see Buhari victory as a gang-up by Yoruba and north against the SS and SE. You may deny that - and continue your bare-faced celebration.

By the way, are you convinced that in Nigeria flowing with all sorts of young and highly-educated people, Buhari victory as president is it?

No one still lives in that mind of reasoning. The election has come. Winners have emerged. Many people embark on different activities here in the state to celebrate who ever they love or identify with. If you are referring to division. GEJ and PEJ idolised it.
Crime / Re: How The 4 Nigerians Condemned In Indonesia Will Be Killed by swezenberg(m): 11:24am On Apr 28, 2015
Very simple to read. The punishment in their country is death penalty. To me these guys just chose to commit suicide. "Wisdom is profitable to direct"
Politics / Re: Man Rides Bicycle From Kaduna To Lagos To Thank Yorubas For Voting Buhari by swezenberg(m): 11:19am On Apr 28, 2015
Some people are just sore losers. What is wrong with him riding from wherever to thank a group of people. Is there no freedom of association and expression in our constitution again. Is he using your money to travel down. Some peasants here who earn less than 20k per month but use a 15k phone to type rubbish on nairaland are not even as wealthy as these Northerners. Stay there and be calling him mad man. If it was Jonathan he traveled down to honor he will be tagged a patriot.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 26th April 2015 by swezenberg(m): 6:07pm On Apr 26, 2015
sammhi:
if Man U was APC they would protest and beat up w refree...


Man U na PDP for this match. Rigging days are over. Man U may not rise again. They need to join the moving train. Na Arsenal and Chelsea dey reign now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 26th April 2015 by swezenberg(m): 3:05pm On Apr 26, 2015
Man U na wife to Everton united any day. Man U always struggles against the two mersy sides

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