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Health / Re: Rats Chewed Her Toes... Is There Cause For Alarm? by swhiss: 8:13pm On Feb 03, 2016
She shouldn't ignore it, its best she visit the nearest health center as soon as possible for medical attention. I Received similar report from a neighbour two nights ago.
All this rats no get joy again oo as everyone is after their heads! They are on rampage !!

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Education / Re: 4 Easy Ways To Get An Undergraduate Scholarship In Nigeria by swhiss: 4:50pm On Feb 01, 2016
Did all of that...nothing still come out cry

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Religion / Re: The Six Kinds Of People You Will Find In A Church In Naija by swhiss: 6:16pm On Jan 31, 2016
7. The Chargers: Hardly will you go to any church without finding Them. They will rather carry their charger than the bible. Their aim of going to church is to charge, simple.

8.The Sturborn People: It is their nature. They are always seen arguing with the urshers. "Sir/Ma sit down here." they will be like "No way, i am sitting under the fan there."

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Religion / Re: How To Survive In This Era Of End-time Churches & End-time Pastors by swhiss: 5:53pm On Jan 31, 2016
angry
Religion / Re: Imagine You Own This Ride And Your Pastor Asked You To Sow A Seed With It by swhiss: 5:46pm On Jan 31, 2016
I will sow seed with the car in another way.. Probably by giving the man of GOD and his family a ride home grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: 8 Signs You Are Doing Better Than You Think by swhiss: 9:38pm On Jan 20, 2016
When you have more Likes & Share on nairaland than on any social network

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Phones / Re: How To Read Whatsapp Message Without The Sender Knowing. by swhiss: 8:32pm On Jan 15, 2016
it doesn't work that way! I have been doing it only to discover that Immediately I turned on my data connection the messages will show that it has been Read.. cry
Thought you had something new

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Culture / Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by swhiss: 12:05am On Jan 01, 2016
My new year resolution for 2016 is to accomplish the goals of 2015, which I should have done in 2014, because I promised them in 2013 and planned them in 2012.


Thanks!

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Romance / Re: Couple Say "I Do" On Hosptal Bed After Accident 4 Days To Wedding (Photo) by swhiss: 10:42pm On Dec 19, 2015
True Love does not give up even in the face of challenges

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Forum Games / Show How Smart You Are; Reason This Out! by swhiss: 1:04am On Dec 11, 2015
Alright let's take a break and attempt this question:
IF IT IS NOW JUNE, WHAT MONTH WILL IT BE 400 MONTHS FROM NOW?.
Politics / Re: Nigeria, Now A Research Field For Corruption? by swhiss: 11:19pm On Dec 10, 2015
End Time research!
End Time topic!!
End Time supervisor!!!

lipsrsealed

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Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Rocking Pink Braids - Would You Rock This Look? by swhiss: 10:33pm On Dec 10, 2015
End Time Braids

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Crime / Re: PDP Bayelsa Party Agent Was Killed Yesterday (Graphic Photos) by swhiss: 5:03pm On Dec 07, 2015
samsard:
You mean a dictatorial Jesus? coz assuming he exists, he's not gonna have his way without bloodshed either, and the only way he can tame man forever is to chain the free willed for as long as they live.
No. He's not & will never be guilty of bloodshed, rather he gave his own Life on behalf of you, he's patient & is given you the chance to acknowledge his authority. Use that free will wisely brother,
acknowledge him now and have enternal Life that is free of strife!!
Crime / Re: PDP Bayelsa Party Agent Was Killed Yesterday (Graphic Photos) by swhiss: 4:06pm On Dec 07, 2015
"Man has Dominated Man to his injury" ... He (Man) was never created to govern themselves. Such injury will continue to occur until the Chosen one Takes over Rulership!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: How We Bathe During Harmattan by swhiss: 3:37pm On Dec 07, 2015
Lol, its called BODY SUMMARY.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Some Disturbing Facts You Probably Don't Know About DEATH. by swhiss: 8:36am On Dec 03, 2015
DEATH...mans greatest Enemy!
can't wait to see when you're no more.

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Phones / Re: Infinix HOT 2 (x510) Official Thread by swhiss: 8:03pm On Nov 26, 2015
Please someone help!!...its barely 1 week i bought this phone and some how someone tampered with my pattern and for more than 100 times in which i've tried drawing it i keep seeing 'wrong pattern'. Thought i can reset to factory mode by just holding the volume up + power button but the android menu isn't coming up rather it wil just boot and request 4 pattern. Took it to phone repairers to flash but they cldnt do it...dunno what else to do, i'm just stuck and frustrated!
Education / Re: How Many Of You Did This During Exams Period? by swhiss: 7:59am On Sep 30, 2015
Sure i'm doing it! I cant read without jotting something down, even if i cant find my pen or i hv used all the space on the paper i'll use chalk to write on the floor or any desk.
Education / Re: The Best Nigerian Universities For Some Selected Courses; Part 2. by swhiss: 8:07pm On Sep 28, 2015
Waste of thread space!
Sports / CAF Renames Six Competitions by swhiss: 10:59pm On Aug 10, 2015
The Confederation of African Football Executive Committee have renamed six of their continental competitions.
The competitions affected are as follows: the Africa Women Cup of Nations (formerly African Women’s Championship); Africa U-23 Cup of Nations (formerly African U-23 Championship); Africa U-20 Cup of Nations (formerly African Youth Championship);
Others are Africa U-17 Cup of Nations (formerly African U-17 Championship); Africa Beach Soccer Cup of Nations (formerly African Beach Soccer Championship) and Africa Futsal Cup of Nations (formerly African Futsal Championship).


Meanwhile, the draw for the 4th African Nations Championship scheduled for Rwanda between 16 January and 7 February, 2016, will take place in Kigali on November 18.
Nigeria will face Burkina Faso over two legs in October for a place in the championship
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/caf-renames-six-competitions/
Education / Re: How Scholarships Can Help You As A Nigerian Student by swhiss: 11:58am On Aug 04, 2015
It also helps u to get the attention of those babes that where doing shakara for you grin
Education / Re: The Advantages Of National Open University Nigeria by swhiss: 8:10pm On Aug 02, 2015
FriedPlantain:

Abeg guys how una go fit take help me today?
I was downloading this new p0rn made by Paris Hinton some minutes ago and network was really slow. when I suddenly noticed my stomach growling like crazy. I quickly set my phone down and made my way to the kitchen to slice and cook as it was pretty obvious I was hungry.
After setting the yam on the stove, I jumped on my bed only to notice the movie had finished downloading. I started playing the movie and I gotta admit the sex scenes were really great and didn't know when my hands made way into my pants.


My blockos is itching me like crazy now, I feel like dying,.... . Guys what can I do to stop this.? embarassed

go rub am aboniki....
Phones / Re: Which Do You Prefer? Operamini Or UC Browser? by swhiss: 6:10pm On Aug 02, 2015
Uc browser is the best, whether on
Bb,java,Symbian n Android, when it comes to downloading, tabs,
shortcut, very Clean UI,Speed, data compression, add ons,
widget e.t.c UcWeb beats opera
hands down...

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Education / Re: South African,Egyptian Universities Dominate Africa's Top 30 Universities List by swhiss: 11:31pm On Jul 31, 2015
#Stands at attention..
#chests out..
#right hands on chest...

*singing UNIPORT anthem*

...haters should join me grin

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Education / Re: South African,Egyptian Universities Dominate Africa's Top 30 Universities List by swhiss: 10:43pm On Jul 31, 2015
Uniiiiiiiiiiique! UNIPORT!!
Other universities can try but they can never be unique....
We no dey shout...we just achieve!
Lets keep setting the pace for others to follow.


#be_unique_be_you!

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Romance / Re: See How To Easily Get Her Attention Without Talking To Her by swhiss: 7:47am On Jul 20, 2015
donholy28:
Get money...chill with ur friends...drive expensive cars and she will be asking around 4 who has ur number.... she go tell u say God show her ur face 4 dream.
lol,
but not all ladies are attracted by money/material possessions.
Romance / See How To Easily Get Her Attention Without Talking To Her by swhiss: 7:35am On Jul 20, 2015
•Take Care Of Your Appearance;

"Looks don't matter", bullshit.
Fix your hair, wash
your face, brush your teeth, groom, wear nice
clothes that fit, workout. Girls love elegant men,
and elegance can be achieved.
Attracting women with your appearance doesn’t
require expensive clothing. All you really need is to
show women you’re a guy who has his life together.
A pair of sharp-looking shoes, trim fingernails, and
well-managed hair will go a long way in getting
women to notice you in a positive way.


•Be the center of attention;

You walk into her often. But if you want her
attention, you need to be the center of
everyone’s attention. Be fun and have your friends
around you, especially when the girl you like walks
by. Groups of people always get more attention
than a single you skulking in a corner.
You may assume that you’d get lost in the group,
but even when you’re with your friends, your
infectious attitude and fun persona can make you
stand apart from the rest.


•Attractive body language;

Women can tell a lot about you by your body
language alone. If you want to show the confidence
that will get women attracted to you, then you
want to make sure you’re body language is on point.
To show the confident body language that attracts
women, be sure to stand tall – as if there is a
string from the base of your spine pulling you up
through the crown of your head. Keep your
shoulders back and relaxed, your head up, and smile.
You can further show confidence through body
language by avoiding excess movements and
fidgeting. When you walk, walk with purpose and
direction. Having control over your body language
helps you come across as the powerful, confident
man women want.


•Be bold;

The guys who are bold and ready to take chances
are the guys who always have a lot of fun and
create interesting memories all the time. And girls
always love a guy who’s bold enough to do
something that many may consider embarrassing or
awkward.
Participate in something when she’s around, be it
karaoke or a friendly competition between friends.
Get her attention while doing something that
catches attention and she’ll definitely be in awe of
you.

•Focus All Eyes on Her;

Focus on her with attention and interest.
Extracurricular gazing makes you look bored and
rude. 2- Keep your eyes stuck to hers, don't even
blink. This is like a nuclear weapon which would tip
her off her toes.


Conclusion;

There are many ways on how to attract the
attention of a lady, and the tips given
are just some of them. Nonetheless, these tips will
work wonders for any man who has trouble picking
up girls. Just remember to enjoy the moment, and
that there is nothing wrong with getting rejected.
Career / The Six Things The Most Productive People Do Every Day by swhiss: 11:59pm On Jul 11, 2015
So what is
“productive”? Things that
either increase my well-
being: my feeling of growth or competence in a field
I love (for instance, writing), my relationships with
others, and my sense of freedom (which could (but
not always) involve money).
Using that filter you can easily decide what is
productive and what is not. For instance, do you
respond to that negative comment on the
Internet? No. Never. That person is dealing with his
issues. Maybe he or she needs help from people who
love him. But you don’t have to give that help. That
would be unproductive.
Freedom can also come from needing less, so then
you need less money. As an extreme example, if I
don’t need to own my own private jet then that’s
$100,000,000 less I need to feel comfortable with
what I have.
Important to note that these three items of well-
being are not goals. I will never be “competent.” And
my relationships are never finished. And freedom is
about my choices right now, not my choices in the
past or the future.
A day is productive if I grow in competence. If I
grow in my relationships. If I grow in my feeling of
“choosing myself” – my freedom to make my own
decisions in life instead of catering to the decisions
and tastes of others.
My six things (please help me and add to my list):


READING
Reading is maybe the most productive thing you can
ever do. Here’s what happens: when you die at the
age of 100, you’ve just lived one 100-year life.
But when I read a book in a few days time, I just
absorbed an entire life, curated, of someone I
admire or respect. It’s like every book I read is a
mentor. How many mentors do I have? 1000s.



SLEEPING
I used to admire people who say, “I only need three
hours of sleep a day.”
Only later do I find out that most of these people
are borderline mentally ill. Think about the people in
your life who say they only need three hours of
sleep. Be honest. Maybe they are a little… (fill in the
blank).
Why is sleeping productive? There’s brain science
about rejuvenating neurons, etc. I read that
somewhere. There are all sorts of studies that
people who sleep more get sick less, have more
willpower, are less at risk for cancer, etc.

I know that if I do the activity I love most when my
brain and body have the most energy then that will
create the most value, create the most
opportunities for me, improve my competence and
improve my freedom (because of the opportunities
generated).


EAT AT HOME
I don’t like to eat out. It takes so long. And then
you have to wait for the bill. And I always feel
bloated and I hate salads in restaurants.
So we make simple meals and we are done in about 10
minutes, two meals a day. I probably save an hour or
two by not eating out or not eating junk that will
bloat me and make me less productive.


THROW STUFF OUT
A few months ago, my wife and I threw out almost
everything we owned. What do we really need? I like
reading on the Kindle. How many sheets do we need?
We never have guests. How many clothes do I need?
I was storing clothes I hadn’t worn in forever. Our
house was totally empty. It was really nice. I felt
like a breath of fresh air was going through my
head.
Einstein says (as an insult), “if a cluttered desk
means a cluttered mind, then what does an empty
desk mean?” I’m okay with that, Albert! I don’t mind
having an empty mind.

It makes room for new things, new connections
between my memories, new things for me to enjoy.
Fewer things to obsess over. Cleaning the outside
and cleaning the inside reduce stress. Every day I
try to throw things out. It makes me feel good.
It also makes me feel like I need less. Throwing
things out tells my brain, “you don’t need this
anymore,” so my brain stops wanting things.



NO MEETINGS
I never went to a meeting where someone gave me a
check at the end. I’ve never traveled to a meeting
where it resulted in me making money or being
happier. Most meetings can be summarized in a two-
line email.
I’ll go to a meeting if it’s with my friends. That’s
fun and improves my relationships. But I never go to
any other meetings.
What if you are an employee and you have to go to a
meeting? Try to get out of it. Or go for part of it.
Or insist you only go if there are no chairs at the
meeting (meetings will be faster then). Or find a job
where there are fewer meetings. Or show your boss
there’s evidence that company’s with fewer
meetings make more money.



NO PHONES
I talk on the phone maybe once every other day.
Again, the two-line email thing works in most cases.



NO EMAILS
I don’t email for an hour. My emails are mostly to
readers with quick questions or to people I am
inviting onto my podcast. I don’t email anyone else. I
do use texts, though, because they’re faster. And
I can text answers to people’s questions in my
spare time while riding a cab or waiting for my kids
or whatever.

Again, if you’re an employee somewhere you might
be in the habit of responding quickly to email from,
say, a boss. But try to cut it down to end-of-day
when your brain is moving a bit slower and you don’t
need it as much. Only do the thing you love most
during your peak productive hours.

Hmmm, I just realized I gave eight ways to increase
productivity. Since I’ve broken the rules (nothing
wrong with that) I’ll add a ninth.



EXPERIENCES
We’re the sum of our experiences and not our
material things. Experiences stay with us forever
and build us into who we become. They add to our
well-being. Material things get lost or thrown out or
lose their usefulness.
A good experience for me is: where I meet friends,
where I learn something new, where I learn
something new that can increase my freedom.
When I do something I know will be unproductive my
gut reaction is saying “Ugh, I can’t believe I have
to…”.
Here’s my trick: if I always change “I have to…” to
the words “I get to..” then I can usually turn the
experience into something productive.

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