₦airaland Forum

fuckfuckman: Abeg I wan phocc

pDude: Abeg who go borrow me 30 naira to enter keke napep?

hammedkola: Someone gat to be the good guy and another person be the bad guy

Juliedora79: As a witness persecutions are sure to come and you have very well coped with them.. Just hope I can be as brave as you and make my decision and stand by them irrespective of pressures and rejection from family.

AnanseK: Is the bible referring to the hair you buy in the market - attachments and extensions?

don kross: NICE ONE BY YOU

DECOtech: At least you witnesses will never try his house again.

oluamid: For the past 1 month, I've been having visits from different groups of Jehovah Witnesses. They knock your door, tell you they are asking of your neighbour and when you tell them you don't know his whereabouts, they start.

JW1: Please my brother, can you give me 5 minutes of your time?

Me: I'm sorry, I'm a little busy at the mo.......

JW2: (cuts in) we just want to ask you this question. What do you think is the cause of all the bad things currently happening in this world?

Me: Like I told you, I'm a little busy maybe.......

JW1: (cuts in) You see my brother, this world we are currently in is not the kind of world that Jehovah intended for us. Man has deviated from Jehovah's original plan and that is why we are currently experiencing this hardship. Take for example the issue of Boko Haram.......(speaks for about 3 minutes enumerating several disasters and grim situations and ending with)......Lets just see what the Bible says about when and how all these things will come to an end. Can you quickly open your Bible to (names a Bible passage) and read for us?

Me: (almost pleading) I'm not with my Bible and.....

JW2: (pushing Bible almost to my nose) You can read from my own. Here (points to passage), please read it.
.......................................................

I end up listening to their messages, collect numerous Awake and Watchtower magazines, part with some money (voluntary contribution), and give them my name and phone number. When they finally leave they promise to check on me in order to study the Bible with me (as if I can't study the Bible on my own) the next weekend.

I have been having these visits from different Jehovah Witness groups for the past one month. Its very annoying.

yoged: I am proud to be one of jehovah's witnesses. Yeahhh, people dont like us but we still love everyone. I can guarantee that man, jehovah's witnesses will still visit his house, it might not be the same people... He shud thank his God because they won't press charges or seek for compensation.Our preaching work is a command by jesus christ which its important for all christians to do. Its important we do that. Well, we dont force people to listen to us. Its a choice. If you dont want to listen or you are busy, we'll leave or drop a magazine which we dont sell, its voluntary contribution. But if you dont have money but wish to read it. We'll give it to you...... Next time you see them coming, kindly listen to them, and if you dont want to listen to them. Tell them to please leave. May Jehovah God keep protecting everyone of us.

exxell: If you think that Nigeria is one big joke, support the idea by liking this post.

Enockia: abi the video no de youtube ni

ty444: onazi!onazi!onazi!how many times did i call u,no be ball i send u go play,which one con be dis wetin concern u with pickpocket,nw b4 i open my eye carry ur bag enter the nearest plane com meet me for house ,idiot*[b]onazi!onazi!onazi!how many times did i call u,no be ball i send u go play,which one con be dis wetin concern u with pickpocket,nw b4 i open my eye carry ur bag enter the nearest plane com meet me for house ,idiot*[/b]onazi!onazi!onazi!how many times did i call u,no be ball i send u go play,which one con be dis wetin concern u with pickpocket,nw b4 i open my eye carry ur bag enter the nearest plane com meet me for house ,idiot * walks out of thread*

jonescyras: Be like say this one no get brain!.......looolu!!!!

johnwizey: SO

BellaDonaFema: Awwww! Happy birthday darling! How was I supposed to know. Have a great celebration.

tommykiwi: I believe say na CANDLE lite U dey use be dat...

flawless911: Are Nairalanders on strike?? The rate at which d fp topics are gettin comments is freakishly low today.. Hmm.. Odd

sexymoma: i know it only DANO that can do such bonanza
Peak-milk can never do such not even cowbell.....