25. Which three parts of my body are your personal favourites and why?

22. Which fruit/vegetable do you think I resemble and why?

pinkrex: What's the difference between the standard for guidance and the prayer it self? The bible and christ is not hypocritical or stand in public or open corners to use long grammar to seek God. Everything you explaiined remained the same.. That prayer is complete and means the same thing long or short. When you live the heavenly lifestyle, you don't need a 'Nigerian prayer'.

God the hearer of prayer urges us to pour out our heart to him, we shld mke known our INNER FEELINGS to him....reciting de lords prayer is like repeating de same kind of prayer over nd over again, it is nt from the heart!...its jes a standard we must stick to while praying.

The Lords prayer is nt rily a prayer we shld be reciting, its like a model jesus christ set to guide us on how to enrich our prayerS so as for it to be heard by GOD
mathew 6:9-13-

verse9:....our father in heaven, hallowed be thy name--> wich means wen we ar praying we shld acknowledge God as the almighty.

verse10: let ur kingdom come...ur will be done on earth as in heaven--> means dat in our prayer we shld ask for Gods kingdom to come...(of course we all knw de condition of life in heaven, its a direct opposite of wat we see in dis wicked world, so we shld pray 4 such condition 2 b established hre on earth).

Verse 11: give us today our daily bread--> we shld as well beg God to provide for us our daily needs.

Verse 12: and forgive us our debts, as we also forgiven our debtors--> wen praying we should solicit for Gods forgivness...and for our prayers to be heard we shld as well forgive those who wrong us.

Verse 13: and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one--> we shld ask for Gods protection from temptations that cn compromise our relationship wit him, and he shld shield us frm harm.

I dey come mke i quick go brazil go book space for our flag...FP TINZ!!!

Where's he running to? ...Children are a gift from God na

Mamacita007:


there's 1 movie where a stingy man buried his brother in an expensive casket. i can't remember the name

died recherd?

Sard: am I first to comment? *adjusts his glasses * haba! mod, abeg, help me move my comment to first, i am tired of being 23rd to comment. Thanks in anticipation for favourable reply from the mod.

u this antelope...no matter hw fast u run, u cnt clinch de first to comment position

If fifa like mke dem change coach...i am still gonna celebrate Nigeria's triumphant entry into brazil..
***bar man!!!, a plate of antelope pepper soup plz, and one chilled bottle of shine shine bobo***

Satan once challenged Gods Sovereignty, that God is nt a good ruler, and he does nt want the best for we humans, and if given de chance wld turn all humans from God. That was like a huge blow to him. Hw wld God respond?...shld he kill satan? Sure he has the power to do so, but as a wise God nd who also knew that all other angels were as well watching to see his reaction to dat taunt, allowed situation to answer dat challenge, he let satan to influence humans, we all knw the story of job hw God allowed de devil to test him and hw he(job) maintained his integrity and put satan to shame [job 1:6-12].

God has also given the devil de same oppurtunity to rule and influence all humans today[1john 5:19] to shw wu rily is fit to rule ova humans and we hv of course seen wat a failure satan is. His rulership hs brought notin but pain to us, we hear of death, sickness, wars, hunger nd lots more.
God is soon to remove satan nd his rulership and establish his kingdom that will achive all wat satan hs failed to do(daniel 2:44)
may we like job neva allow satans influence to draw us away from God, so dat we wil enjoy al wat Gods kingdom will bring in de near future!

Morgan1092: Laf so tey i fall 4rm bed

lol...abeg stand up o!

Some ignomaruses be like: happy solar eclipse

A lot of people marry outside their church and they fail to realise how wrong that is....The apostle paul admonishes christains to ''marry only in the Lord'' [1corinthians 7:39, 11:11]

so with the sound reasons he gave to support this, i dont think i am ready to do contrary.

Slimmos:
Mtcheeeeeewwww ......who get time for jehovah witness and their wahala

mtcheew...better pple dey out dere wey de ready to give more than usual time to them..u na big distraction! Abegi shift from road

babsomotde: Can this 'Desperate HouseWives' of a thing help us inform President Jonathan that time is running fast? I want to graduate soon. 4 months no be joke ooo...Abeg

yes na!...it will shw him hw desperate wives of lecturers can get wen their husbands sit bck at home doing noting all day and nt enof money coming

Mtcwww...its nt really a new thing, nollywood has bin in this act for long...they will jes copy an american movie and remake it the african way, wich i find vry vry boring!!

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll!

*chokes*

Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions...!!

Na so so FRESH AIR the blow me for like 18 hrs....!!

For one, the main reason reality TV shows were created was to give the average man his fifteen minutes of fame. It gives anyone and everyone a chance to be on TV; which is a major boost in self-confidence for any person. It's also features something new and different.

also it's more easy to relate to. It gives the average person a chance to follow their dreams of being on TV, and even to get lucky and win large amounts of money that could turn their lives around.

PERSONALLY i think we need to set up a commitee to look into this list

bisi16: what! so outdated.. they need a change of vc

supported!....they need a change of RECTOR not V.C please

yuzedo: op bro is witch a animal? cos many poeple use to eat witch.

how to no who eat witch:

1. he very very ugly and darkskin like mod seun
2. he from ibadan or ondo
3. like psqaure music
4. spek english like who god hate well well

Source: wikipida knews.

p.s. dont quote dis poast if u dint want obatala to deal wit u dis nigth

ok...i wont quote it

amiskurie: human beings nko?

i love them........fried!

Aromas: Confirm make I go toilet first!!!!!!!!!!!!

khai!!...so na u fart for here

*sprays perfume on thread*