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Politics / Re: Dana-Air Offers Free Ticket On Nigeria’s 53rd Independence by swhiss: 1:38pm On Oct 01, 2013
Politics / Re: Dana-Air Offers Free Ticket On Nigeria’s 53rd Independence by swhiss: 1:30pm On Oct 01, 2013
I rather stowaway on another plane.... grin

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Crime / Re: Eight Men Molest A Teenager To Death In Anambra by swhiss: 10:40pm On Sep 30, 2013
The 8 of them should be hanged on their balls...!!

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Sports / Re: Ethiopia Vs Nigeria - WCQ (1 - 2) On 13th October 2013 by swhiss: 3:43pm On Sep 30, 2013
Super eagles are flying to brazil via ethiopian airline...!!

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Health / Re: How To Escape Alcohol Addiction by swhiss: 3:21pm On Sep 30, 2013
And Y should i quit??...@op Alcohol is a SOLUTION...confirm it from any chemist! cheesy
Crime / Re: Jealous Ex-girlfriend Sets Rival Ablaze In Enugu (picture) by swhiss: 3:11pm On Sep 30, 2013
I comment my reserve cry
Health / Re: Research Shows Odd Facts About Short And Tall People by swhiss: 8:17pm On Sep 28, 2013
A tall man cannot fully hear wat a short man says cuz most the words passes under his legs

A short man cannot fully hear wat a tall man says cuz most of the words passes above his head

choi! What a life! cry
Business / Re: Laundry Services: How do you cope with erratic power, & make profit? by swhiss: 10:03pm On Sep 26, 2013
Xsolutions: ABEG!!! knowledgable post please... angry cool

it is so knowledgable becuz the ideas u will get from people into the laundry service will enlighten u on hw to derive maximum profits irrespective of ur line of business, knowing that the poor power supply posses a great challege to almost all businesses in this country of ours!
Politics / Re: How Do You Plan On Celebrating Independence Day by swhiss: 10:43am On Sep 22, 2013
I plan celebrating mine here on Nairaland!

Liking, quoting comments & post as much as possible
Politics / Re: Kidnapped Archbishop Kattey Freed by swhiss: 9:36am On Sep 15, 2013
MJBUSA: Why are Africans so brainwashed by Christianity? If prayers work, why are millions and millions of Africans still starving even in 2013? If prayers work, why are children being raped? Why are children dying of cancer? Do you people realize that Christianity was used to brutalize your people? Do you realize that Whites claim that Jesus Christ is a White man and you're still worshiping the White God? Prayers don't work. Actions do. Actions, perseverance, and hard work. Why is it when I visit Africa on business, people who begged for money from me 5 years ago are still poor and still begging for money? You need to get off this mentality of "prayer works" - prayer is not going to do diddly squat if you sit your butts at home and not get out and do something with your life and as for those kidnappers, they're nothing but money hungry, lazy, violent, brainless motherfuckers!!!

prayers do work!...some of the problems u shortlisted that are still happening despite all our prayers, are things that are destined to occur...inorder words they are called:
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TV/Movies / Re: TV station(s) That Airs The Most Educative Programmes? by swhiss: 10:31pm On Sep 14, 2013
CINE AFRIK: shows ''goge africa''

a programme that teaches one 'bout the people and cultures of africa smiley
Education / Re: Should Universities Regulate The Dressing Of Students? by swhiss: 3:20pm On Sep 09, 2013
They should jes say students should start putting on uniforms to school, with white socks drawn to the kneels and rubber sandals.

Last time a guy who made sandals from tyres made frontpage....i think this is the time to encourage his great innovative ideas by patronising him grin
Fashion / Re: Boys Use Tyres To Make Sandals by swhiss: 7:49pm On Sep 03, 2013
Ebig22: d guy try.but wen i dey his age i was the best student in nigeria

what have u invented so far??
Fashion / Re: Boys Use Tyres To Make Sandals by swhiss: 7:31pm On Sep 03, 2013
This one na sandals for trekkers!

Improves speed, Very efficient...it saves time & energy

grab urz nw while stock last grin

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Education / Re: 20-yr-old Osarieme Omonuwa Bags First-Class In Reading University by swhiss: 6:23pm On Sep 03, 2013
Me sef go soon bag first class from 'home tech'

#team ASUU!

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Crime / Re: Woman Dumps Baby In Jigawa Cemetery by swhiss: 4:26pm On Sep 03, 2013
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End time tinz! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Do You Pray For Your Club? by swhiss: 8:27pm On Sep 01, 2013
Not sure if God answers such prayers...cuz if God should realy make my team to win and urz loose....i think thats patiality

and Our God is not partial.
So rather than pray i jes sit and enjoy the game!

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Religion / Re: The Interesting things About God by swhiss: 2:30pm On Sep 01, 2013
Another intresting thing about him is his qualities which include Love,justice,wisdom,power,goodness,kindness and lots more...and the one that cought my fancy is that of LOVE, he has exibited it in numerous ways...by creating man, the earth and providing all we need for our existence in it.
And most especially sendin his only son to die so as to redeem us from the shakles of sin and death.

If only all of us would imitate this wonderful quality of his NIGERIA and the whole world at large would be a better place!!

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Phones / Re: 23 Signs You’re Addicted To Your Smartphone by swhiss: 2:03pm On Sep 01, 2013
And also when it falls i panic!

Buh if my friend should fall...i laugh my ass out!! grin

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Religion / Re: Why I Don't Believe In Heaven And Hell... by swhiss: 11:18am On Sep 01, 2013
In a nut shell....yea heaven is real it is Gods place of dwelling...and only a limited number of people will have the oppurtunity to go up there to rule wit christ [exactly 144,000, revelation 14:1]...and who will they rule over??
They are going to rule over the other multitudes of humans who survived tru after God has cleared the wicked from de earth.

As for hellfire its not a bible teaching..wen adam rebelld against god..God simply said from de dust u were taken and dere u will return, he never mentioned hellfire...similarly wicked pple today will simply be cut off and once they die they hv paid for their sin and have no hope of a ressurection [psalms 37:9,10]. Our God is love he can never throw pple into a fire to be tormented forever..thats brutal and unlike him.
Serve God cuz u love him and not becuz u fear to be thrown into sme sort of fire!!
Car Talk / Re: Driving Road Worthy Cars On Nigerian Unworthy Roads by swhiss: 7:48am On Sep 01, 2013
wrench:
u're just a phuckin Nitwit.

A country where abnormality looks normal.

u retard!
I'm so dispirited to know that u cant identify sme of the end time signs

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Car Talk / Re: Driving Road Worthy Cars On Nigerian Unworthy Roads by swhiss: 7:17am On Sep 01, 2013
The irony of Life....#end time tinz sha!
Phones / Re: How Is The Network Coverage In Your Area? by swhiss: 11:16am On Aug 31, 2013
MTN - [Manage The Network]

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Religion / Re: Church Sign Has A Message For Homophobic Christians by swhiss: 11:09pm On Aug 30, 2013
PAGAN 9JA:
hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! grin cheesy

Religion / Re: Church Sign Has A Message For Homophobic Christians by swhiss: 10:58pm On Aug 30, 2013
End time tinz for u...first page tinz for me
Celebrities / Re: Red Carpet Photos From The MTV Video Music Awards + Winners by swhiss: 6:16pm On Aug 27, 2013
We need to see photos of lecturers and students smiling back to school jor!!...#smh
Crime / Re: Nigerian Drug Dealer Escapes From Malaysian Prison by swhiss: 6:07pm On Aug 27, 2013
Lol....#proudly osuji...we no the ever dull.

This kinda thin no the hard us do...e belike pounding yam...jes as the name implies. Heheheh
Entertainment / Re: Dillish Wins Big Brother Africa The Chase by swhiss: 12:47am On Aug 26, 2013
Dear Melvin...nw we know say‪ The Villagers Are At Work ‬when you go Gulder
Ultimate Search, Mr Nigeria, Big Brother Africa and you no win anything....! Choi!

Anyway...congrats to delicious dillish.

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TV/Movies / Re: Five Ways Hollywood Movies Are As Bad As Nollywood Movies. by swhiss: 8:00pm On Aug 24, 2013
[quote author=Yomieluv]or Genevive wakes up from bed with makeup.../quote]

she might have returned home drunk and dozed off

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