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I rather stowaway on another plane....

The 8 of them should be hanged on their balls...!!

Super eagles are flying to brazil via ethiopian airline...!!

And Y should i quit??...@op Alcohol is a SOLUTION...confirm it from any chemist!

I comment my reserve

A tall man cannot fully hear wat a short man says cuz most the words passes under his legs

A short man cannot fully hear wat a tall man says cuz most of the words passes above his head

choi! What a life!

Xsolutions: ABEG!!! knowledgable post please...

it is so knowledgable becuz the ideas u will get from people into the laundry service will enlighten u on hw to derive maximum profits irrespective of ur line of business, knowing that the poor power supply posses a great challege to almost all businesses in this country of ours!

I plan celebrating mine here on Nairaland!

Liking, quoting comments & post as much as possible

MJBUSA: Why are Africans so brainwashed by Christianity? If prayers work, why are millions and millions of Africans still starving even in 2013? If prayers work, why are children being raped? Why are children dying of cancer? Do you people realize that Christianity was used to brutalize your people? Do you realize that Whites claim that Jesus Christ is a White man and you're still worshiping the White God? Prayers don't work. Actions do. Actions, perseverance, and hard work. Why is it when I visit Africa on business, people who begged for money from me 5 years ago are still poor and still begging for money? You need to get off this mentality of "prayer works" - prayer is not going to do diddly squat if you sit your butts at home and not get out and do something with your life and as for those kidnappers, they're nothing but money hungry, lazy, violent, brainless motherfuckers!!!

prayers do work!...some of the problems u shortlisted that are still happening despite all our prayers, are things that are destined to occur...inorder words they are called:
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END TIME THINGS

CINE AFRIK: shows ''goge africa''

a programme that teaches one 'bout the people and cultures of africa

They should jes say students should start putting on uniforms to school, with white socks drawn to the kneels and rubber sandals.

Last time a guy who made sandals from tyres made frontpage....i think this is the time to encourage his great innovative ideas by patronising him

Ebig22: d guy try.but wen i dey his age i was the best student in nigeria

what have u invented so far??

This one na sandals for trekkers!

Improves speed, Very efficient...it saves time & energy

grab urz nw while stock last

Me sef go soon bag first class from 'home tech'

#team ASUU!

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End time tinz!

Not sure if God answers such prayers...cuz if God should realy make my team to win and urz loose....i think thats patiality

and Our God is not partial.
So rather than pray i jes sit and enjoy the game!

Another intresting thing about him is his qualities which include Love,justice,wisdom,power,goodness,kindness and lots more...and the one that cought my fancy is that of LOVE, he has exibited it in numerous ways...by creating man, the earth and providing all we need for our existence in it.
And most especially sendin his only son to die so as to redeem us from the shakles of sin and death.

If only all of us would imitate this wonderful quality of his NIGERIA and the whole world at large would be a better place!!

And also when it falls i panic!

Buh if my friend should fall...i laugh my ass out!!

In a nut shell....yea heaven is real it is Gods place of dwelling...and only a limited number of people will have the oppurtunity to go up there to rule wit christ [exactly 144,000, revelation 14:1]...and who will they rule over??
They are going to rule over the other multitudes of humans who survived tru after God has cleared the wicked from de earth.

As for hellfire its not a bible teaching..wen adam rebelld against god..God simply said from de dust u were taken and dere u will return, he never mentioned hellfire...similarly wicked pple today will simply be cut off and once they die they hv paid for their sin and have no hope of a ressurection [psalms 37:9,10]. Our God is love he can never throw pple into a fire to be tormented forever..thats brutal and unlike him.
Serve God cuz u love him and not becuz u fear to be thrown into sme sort of fire!!

wrench: u're just a phuckin Nitwit.

A country where abnormality looks normal.

u retard!
I'm so dispirited to know that u cant identify sme of the end time signs

The irony of Life....#end time tinz sha!

MTN - [Manage The Network]

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]hahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! [/quote]

End time tinz for u...first page tinz for me

We need to see photos of lecturers and students smiling back to school jor!!...#smh

Lol....#proudly osuji...we no the ever dull.

This kinda thin no the hard us do...e belike pounding yam...jes as the name implies. Heheheh

Dear Melvin...nw we know say‪ The Villagers Are At Work ‬when you go Gulder
Ultimate Search, Mr Nigeria, Big Brother Africa and you no win anything....! Choi!

Anyway...congrats to delicious dillish.

[quote author=Yomieluv]or Genevive wakes up from bed with makeup.../quote]

she might have returned home drunk and dozed off