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Sports / Man U Out of Champions League. What Next For Fergie? by Swish(m): 12:23am On Dec 09, 2005 |
No More Champions League. No UEFA Cup consolation. Fergie says he needs time to build a his squad. Glacier says no pressure on Fergie. Any light at the end of the tunnel or is this the beginning of the end for one of the greatest club managers of all time (in my books.) |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Will Chelsea Win the 2005 UEFA Champions League? by Swish(m): 12:15am On Dec 09, 2005 |
Chelsea...quality side anyday....premiership, most definitelt in the bag (except they a slam head first with a drastic and persistent loss of form, which is very unlikly). But the championions league has proven to really be a test of wits, guts adn stamina. Don't see chelsea nicking it. Ako...strangle me |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: What Arsene Wenger Needs to Do by Swish(m): 12:08am On Dec 09, 2005 |
well, femmie, don't you think adebayor might not fit in ell at highbury, physique wise, 'cos you know how the premiership nowadays demands ruggedity and a "bull" kind of approach. |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Don And The Newspaper by Swish(m): 11:57pm On Dec 08, 2005 |
HE STOP BUYING NEWSPAPERS |
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Swish(m): 2:57am On Dec 05, 2005 |
Damian Marley-- Welcome to Jam Rock |
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Swish(m): 2:45am On Dec 05, 2005 |
metallica-nothing else matters |
Forum Games / Re: "I'd rather" game by Swish(m): 2:32am On Dec 05, 2005 |
i'd rather enjoy my work and earn less than not enjoy it at all and earn more. |
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Swish(m): 2:29am On Dec 05, 2005 |
Sade- Lovers rock |
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Swish(m): 2:16am On Dec 05, 2005 |
Lauryn Hill-Everything is Everything |
Forum Games / Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by Swish(m): 2:09am On Dec 05, 2005 |
can't u read? |
Jokes Etc / The Don And The Newspaper by Swish(m): 2:04am On Dec 05, 2005 |
This was told to me b a friend (who sadly is now in a psychatric home). It's goes something like this: The Don[/i] goes out to buy a[b] newspaper[/b][i], opens it at starts reading. In one of the pages he reads "Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health". The Don [/i]happens to a heavy smoker and loves his smoke. The next day he goes out for a [i]meeting of the '5 families', stops briefly to buy a newspaper[/b], he opens it at starts reading. In one of the pages he reads [b]"Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health" A day after that the Don [/i]goes out to [i]play golf on his way back stops over to buy a different newspaper[/b], opens it at starts reading. In one of the pages he reads [b]"Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health". The following day, while with blowing away his smoke in his jacuzzi, fully relaxed, the Don [/i]sends one of the bodyguards to fetch the morning newspaper[i] (which was by another newspaper company), opens it at starts reading. In one of the pages he reads "Cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health" This was the height of it all for the Don...he then decided to take action. He... What DO YOU THINK THE DON EVENTUALLY DID?[b][/b] |
Sports / Re: John Mikel Obi. Which Club and Why? by Swish(m): 1:22am On Dec 05, 2005 |
I believe the Red Devils got space for him. It's got a history of grooming players. Not only that but with his skil and now that Keane's left, u know let him give it a shot. Maybe he's looking at Makele retiring after a few years or the pay package or the depth of the squad that blues got...but for all i care he might not spend more than one season at stamford bridge b4 getting frustrated. |
Family / Re: I'm Attracted To My Cousin's Ex-Girlfriend by Swish(m): 1:14am On Dec 05, 2005 |
already have |
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Swish(m): 1:12am On Dec 05, 2005 |
Beautiful Nubia- poor people's anthem |
Politics / Do you think Prostitution Can Ever Be Legalised In Nigeria by Swish(m): 1:11am On Dec 05, 2005 |
Just as you have in the rest of the world where you call some numbers and prostitutes come to you, do you think Nigeria will ever get to that stage say 10 years from now. I mean it being part of the Nigerian constitution. |
Forum Games / Re: It's Funny How by Swish(m): 1:04am On Dec 05, 2005 |
it's funny how friends quickly turn foes |
Forum Games / Re: Good Idea, Bad Idea by Swish(m): 1:02am On Dec 05, 2005 |
good idea: Monday Morning. In a Molue (large commercial bus used in lagos). Got Cash bad idea: Monday Morning. In a Molue. No Cash |
Family / Re: I'm Attracted To My Cousin's Ex-Girlfriend by Swish(m): 1:01am On Dec 05, 2005 |
Who says i want to pleasure myself? do get carried away hottie. Ex-girlfriend is the word, here. |
Family / Re: I'm Attracted To My Cousin's Ex-Girlfriend by Swish(m): 12:59am On Dec 05, 2005 |
Who says i want to pleasure myself? do get carried away hottie. |
Forum Games / Re: Good Idea, Bad Idea by Swish(m): 12:54am On Dec 05, 2005 |
good idea: a learner(driver) driving on an Abuja road bad idea: a learner driving on a very "regular lagos road" |
Family / Re: I'm Attracted To My Cousin's Ex-Girlfriend by Swish(m): 12:42am On Dec 05, 2005 |
these nuts, odeku. |
Music/Radio / TUFACE: African Music Legend in the Making by Swish(m): 12:38am On Dec 05, 2005 |
Just On one Album and he's got all the cylinders burning out bad. Blazing hot. Is this an African record or what? Please haters...stay clear of this thread. Various Awards in Nigeria KORA Awards Mtve Award Collabo Wyclef and Beenie Man (Wyclef ft Tuface and Tuface ft. Beenie Man) For the new generation "Tu Baba" is an inspiration. An African Icon and definitely for me a Legend in the making. Go you just love his truth (always himself). TU BABA NOTHING DEY HAPPEN. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: What Arsene Wenger Needs to Do by Swish(m): 12:31am On Dec 05, 2005 |
Strengthen his midfield (buy 2 midfielders, sell flamini) one option Denis 4rm Lille, get another power option in the attack. Strengthen the backline (Sol's not fluid enuf but rigid though) (buy 1 central defender). |
Sports / Re: Top 5 Soccer Players in Europe Last Season (2004/2005) by Swish(m): 12:21am On Dec 05, 2005 |
Samuel Eto'o Ronaldinho Diego Forlan Thierry Henry Frank Lampard |
Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by Swish(m): 11:56pm On Dec 04, 2005 |
osita osadebe...onyeoma bishop |
Family / Re: Advice me on how i will take care of my husband and children when i marry by Swish(m): 11:57pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
First get married then be faithful to God. (of course faithful even before marriage) |
Music/Radio / Re: Age Beeka: the man behind 'Angelica' by Swish(m): 11:53pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
wondered if anyone actually rememebered that guy. |
Politics / Re: Inspector-General Tafa Balogun Convicted: Jailed For Six Months by Swish(m): 11:44pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
that's only the official police money he stole oooo. Now add money from "roger" (for y'all who don't know wat it is consult a nigerian pidgin english dictionary) + money 4rm "oga thank you" |
Sports / Re: Nba 2005/2006 by Swish(m): 11:28pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
yeh! i think has not really made as much impact as he should have. not aggressive enuf. i watched agame the other day where alonso mournin actually blocked a shot of his right in his face. he still feels and acts like a five footer if you ask me. the probably Maimi has, Shaq does that so well and they've built their game round shaq that wen he's not around they have a problem going and end up with more perimeter shooting which they ain't really good at. (Yao and Shaq) |
Nairaland / General / Re: Why do boys act weird to their girls after getting what they want? by Swish(m): 3:53am On Nov 29, 2005 |
what's all the emotion about...if she was a fresh young blood then acting weird is sad but come off it. Don't know why it's a guy thing..that's what's actually weird. It's the ladies who actually have a higher sexual drive that should act weird. don't make sense. yeh, i'm a guy..and to tell you the truth except if the lady isn't decent or i'm drunk or something then i might act weird. I take it as art. i love arts. |
Forum Games / Re: Good Idea, Bad Idea by Swish(m): 3:32am On Nov 29, 2005 |
good idea: going one round with just one available condom bad idea: going close when there's none |
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