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Nairaland / General / Re: Bored Sick. Chat?! Anyone?! by Swish(m): 10:11pm On Jan 24, 2007
ZuluNation:

Yes you be wayo woman tongue

swish come chat with us now, abi you think say you better pass us angry

na awa for you ooo
Nairaland / General / Bored Sick. Chat?! Anyone?! by Swish(m): 3:17am On Jan 24, 2007
Anyone wanna chat.
Romance / Re: My girlfriend flirts yet she wouldn't let me be. What do I do? by Swish(m): 3:07am On Jan 24, 2007
i feel your pain. i've been in those same shoes once. I'm even sure you guys have great sex. Please send all that crap out of your head and into the furnace, not out of the window or into the trash cos you'll end up picking it back. She's still your friend but i tell you she'll never truly respect you as a partner no matter what. She'll only do well with someone who she meets after she has decided to keep a cool head. With you it's going to be a really bumpy ride all the way, i tell ya.
Forum Games / Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by Swish(m): 2:59am On Jan 24, 2007
what does "kilon shele" that mean?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Gunners: Team Of The Future by Swish(m): 2:56am On Jan 24, 2007
under18:



Arsenal all the way

Who dem be where dem dey
Family / Re: Single Guy, 29, Has Married Woman As Fiancee by Swish(m): 2:52am On Jan 24, 2007
well, just an update, he's already married to her. don't even ask me how he's doing because the dude has tossed all his friends to the gallows(hope i got it right). Enemies of progress is what he calls us. But to tell you the truth, the guy is now a Mega Big Boy In Abuja.
TV/Movies / Re: The Intern Show (Reality TV) by Swish(m): 2:44am On Jan 24, 2007
Based on your pictures and your labels for them, i kinda thought of them as super heroes.

THE INTERNS[i][/i]
Now we've got LIPPY

then SCARY

then BIGGY

then PRETTY

Now i wished we had sound up in here (Seun can anything be done about getting some audio in this place) so i could sing the super hero theme song.
Computers / My Hp Laptop Pcmcia Card Slot And My Broadband Internet by Swish(m): 2:33am On Jan 24, 2007
My friend got a HP laptop and blindly went to subscribe for NITEL's broadband internet without taking his laptop with him. He was given the card but later found out that it couldn't fit into his HP card slot.
So now he's kinda in a jam.
I there like a card slot converter or something.What can be done.
Romance / Re: Signs of true Love (does he really love me?) by Swish(m): 1:29am On Jan 24, 2007
OgaMadam:

U gan dit sammy j? What gaan an mit jou? what maak jy op hierie forum? how is windhoek

Later ne?



hey hey no martian, please
Sports / Re: Gooners 3 Goals In The First Leg Of Uefa: by Swish(m): 12:42pm On Aug 10, 2006
where the hell is Akolawole and his Chelsea a@#. You know you can't write off the youngsters now, can u? Talk about where is the Ajax youth players today? It should be where are they Arsenal youngsters today. Answer is the scoring goals, yeh!
Sports / Juventus: Can They Return To Serie A In One Season by Swish(m): 9:38am On Jul 26, 2006
With most of the squad staying back with the club (Buffon, Del Peiro, ), do u think Juve can return to Serie A in 1(one) season
Sports / Re: Germany 2006: Who Will Win The World Cup? by Swish(m): 4:01pm On Jul 09, 2006
@ under18

Swish!
are you sure you were for the blues?
Was Priscilia going to shoot you if her team won?
Guys you make me laugh.
By the way where is she?
Brazil was also mine but now they out am for france.
I guess she is for france because she is arsenal

Yeh i was always for France just that i didn't like they way Domenech has been handling the team. He doesn't give them enough encouragement and drive from the touch line, the way Scolari, Klinsmann and some other coaches do. He just leaves the players to do the playing. He's not a very good tactician in my books.
One's got to criticise when rhings aren;t going well, you know. And as i said, they read my thread and changed thier game hehehe grin grin wink wink
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Any Good 3D Modellers in the House? by Swish(m): 9:14am On Jul 07, 2006
@ grafikdon. That's some nice work. I do some animation myself (but not 3D). I use Macromedia Flash. I even run motion animation but not full length. I'll try getting my hands 3D Max and see how it runs.
Sports / Re: Les Bleus: France A Disgrace So Far by Swish(m): 9:12am On Jul 07, 2006
mukina2:

@ author of thread why don't you change it to les bleus a success so far wink wink wink wink

yeh! i know u all must be cutting deep onto my skin cause of this my thread. I knw VIVA LA FRANCE. I just made an honest comment. Domenech to be still has a big problem but he got to take the credit becos he's coach, yeh. But i my books Thuram, Zizou, Galas and Makelele have been the ones boosting he morale of the squad.
Sports / Re: France vs Italy: Word Cup 2006 Final by Swish(m): 11:41am On Jul 06, 2006
Will be a very tough game 4 France as well as for Italy.

DEFENCE: France 4 me have struggled to keep very tight at the bacl but have been able to hold their lines averagely thus far.
Against Brazil they did well. Against Portugal they well. But against Italy (u parade a healthy number of tough, rugged, and very physical players), France might have thier hands full. But i think they'll be ok cos Italy doesn't boost of much skill in it's front line nso experince should hold Italians out.

Italy on the other had have the best defence so far in this competition(in my books) and France's attack has been blunt when it comes to precision play (amount of accurate crosses into the box and final finishing). So Henry, Ribery, Zizou, Malouda and other player(s) moving forward might often times hit a brick wall.

MIDFIELD: For France, Makelele, in my books, has not had having a very exciting time in that midfield over 90 minutes even Viera has been struggling (NOt the Viera we all know). Zizou has been able shake out those cobwebs in the cloggs of his brilliance and show that " the lion still remains King Of the Jungle" and that "Zidane still remains King of the Midfield).

I[b]taly[/b]'s midfield is full of hardcore hustle with Pirlo, Gattuso, Cambrionesi(solid and the other Gladiators always stamping their authority on the pitch. Omo, It's goona be a real "Battle". Experience will again be the key for France if they are to stand as part of the "TiTans".

ATTACK: To say the truth, Ribery has been a revelation in this World Cup. Causing problems 4 oppsing teams just to get supplies over 2 Thierry Henry. Malouda, ummm, ,has pontential but sometimes doesn't make quick decision when on the flanks but he's a Good Utility player.Zizou is going to a major component of the Les Bleus assaualt mechanism.

Men! Those two goals against Germany (one touch) sent chills down my spine. You give them any small sspace and they'll spank u real good. Girladino, Toni and Del piero with support from Totti will be a very troublesome bunch for France to handle.

SUMMARY: As a whole, France will carry the day. It will be very tough for them but they'll win. "ALLER LES BLUES"
Sports / Re: Germany 2006: Who Will Win The World Cup? by Swish(m): 10:59am On Jul 06, 2006
Now where's Priscilla. She can sue, kick,hang or shoot(as far as i don't give up the ghost) me for all i care but LES BLEUS (Aller Les Blues Aller Les Bleus) are going to Win Italy.
I will be a very tight match but El Maesto(ZIzou) will make the game swing to France's corner of the board.
GO FRANCE GO
TV/Movies / Re: MTN, VMobile, Globacom, MTEL "love-vendor MY PHONE" TV Show, Coming Soon? by Swish(m): 12:35pm On Jul 03, 2006
thanks 4 the tip, baabolight. neva looed at it 4rm a stringer/ freelance angle, i was looking towards sponsorship 4 starters. But i guess that's neat. thanks



Let your team go on the street and actually 'love-vendor' some lucky guy/babe's handset! Surely, your budget can cover one NEW CLASSY phone per week! [quote/]
Sports / Re: Top 5 Soccer Players in Europe Last Season (2004/2005) by Swish(m): 12:25pm On Jul 03, 2006
Gerard (liverpool-Captain magnifico)
Terry (Chelsea)
Eto'o (Barcelona)
Henry (Arsenal)
Kaka (AC Milan)
Jokes Etc / Re: Mama Jokes by Swish(m): 11:40am On Jun 30, 2006
your mama so ugly when she looks at the mirror. her reflection screams "DAMN you ugly"
Jokes Etc / Re: Mama Jokes by Swish(m): 11:35am On Jun 30, 2006
your mama so stupid she thought "QUARTERBACK" was a refund
Jokes Etc / Mama Jokes by Swish(m): 7:33pm On Jun 28, 2006
ok Folks let's see how funny and how young yours brains are. This is very relaxing for me. Okay here goes the first shot.

Your mama's so fat, when u were born and she saw the umbrillical vord, she said, "Oh he also comes with cable"

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy wink wink
Sports / Re: Les Bleus: France A Disgrace So Far by Swish(m): 7:02pm On Jun 28, 2006
Well, Caps off for Zizou. He Showed experience with that goal. I mean if u watch the replay, he bent his as though he was going for the far post and then cut into the ball and plyaed it to left hand of the post leaving Iker and the defender swaving right. What a finish. But I got stil say that Domenech still got to make the team very quick. They really have to up thier game now on.
Literature / Re: James Hadley Chase Novels: Share Your Experience by Swish(m): 3:18pm On Jun 25, 2006
i never used to read novels but i came across an old book in my mothr's house one day. i picked it up and blew the dust away. I had no back or front cover. I read that book for 2 weeks without letting go of it. Cos any small time i had, i'd soccer punch a few pages.
And that book made me start reading choice novels, thrillers. That bppk happened to be a James Hardley Chase novel
Sports / Les Bleus: France A Disgrace So Far by Swish(m): 11:44am On Jun 22, 2006
I mean what can we say about France. I mean those old legs are just getting older in there. Can they take a queue from the Dutch, Portugal, Argentina and the rest who have a proper mix of youth and veterans. I mean jsut check if they had Malouda, Ribery,Saha, and some other young players start with Henry, Wiltord, Veira and Zizu. Not jamming the whole pitch with only about 3 young players.
Sports / Re: Puma Steal The Show At The World Cup by Swish(m): 11:39am On Jun 22, 2006
4 real strongest. It's their time. The've been in the bvackground for quite some time.
Did u know that the founders of PUMA and ADiDAS were actually brothers. They both hated each other.
Sports / Re: Miami Heat Win 2006 Nba Championship by Swish(m): 11:35am On Jun 22, 2006
yeh yeah! Blazing them with the HEAT. I always new the HEAT team of this season had wat it took to lift the championship. I predicted HEAT v PISTONS actually for the finals.
Pump up the volume

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