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Forum Games › Re: Finish The SENTENCE by switdick(m): 12:14pm On Aug 09, 2012
Fruits,


fruits are what we eat before..........
Forum Games › Re: I Never Knew by switdick(m): 12:04pm On Aug 09, 2012
Seriously tho, I NEVER KNEW I could go more than one round on me girl cool always thought I was a knock out kinda guy,with ma one round they get satisfied...until I doubled up with same capacity...OMG!!....I never knew they loved me like that. undecided
Forum Games › Re: In Between Your Legs by switdick(m): 11:57am On Aug 09, 2012
Live and let's die in between your legs! cool
Forum Games › Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? (remix) by switdick(m): 11:48am On Aug 09, 2012
@blue moon,like are you real?,,,do you even exist?...can I get a taste of you?cheesy
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Above Person's Profile Pix & Make A Comment (Part 2) by switdick(m): 11:39am On Aug 09, 2012
Lol@casket,I meant the guy above you o
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Above Person's Profile Pix & Make A Comment (Part 2) by switdick(m): 11:38am On Aug 09, 2012
Yeah you is one of em gay pastors! undecided
Romance › Re: 10 Signs She's Not Interested In You by switdick(m): 10:50am On Jul 09, 2012
Seriously..true but sad,I mean why can't girls be straight and outspoken like men? Yeah I know they'r d weaker gender(we love em like that tho) and all that but I love a girl that's strong and confident to tell a guy straight to his face she aint interested.

Girls that give signs are just too damn weak if u ask me,and I bet you,such girls end up dancing to the music played by the persistence of these so called guys that don't relent in their chase for them(afterall these girls don't know what they want).lol

No girl should get offended with the above point I made,failure to ignore is proof she's one...lol,I personally don't have the time for a chase when one,just one of those signs unveils.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend To Take His Life In 3 Days If I Dont Come Back To Him. by switdick(m):
OP,The thing is,you said so your self that you felt you were hindering his life" of which you still haven't explained to any one HOW,and WHY?...I think you've found someone already that possesses what your desires are and you give excuses for dumping him as to wanting to allow him progress in life because of his setbacks(you feel you caused).I mean, what does that even mean?

I'm not saying you should be with him out of pity but if you wanna break up with him let it be on a coherent and rational reason(like you don't love him anymore),otherwise you have skeletons in your cupboard,and to think this is the time he actually needs you more than anything else as a companion and someone to confide in.....you're talking break up!

If you break up with him now will you also come back when the going gets good for this unfortunate chap?...as for him saying he'll commit suicide,I'd call his bluff,however you could still trick him and lick his chops!! kiss(just to know what he'll do,suicide ko)
Romance › Re: Word Of Advice To Ladies by switdick(m): 12:25pm On Jul 07, 2012
[quote author=temmie_dude]@OP: save urself d stress, most ladies won't listen. They'll rather fall into same mistake and regret it later.
Everyone needs experience. Abeg, allow them[/quote]lol
Romance › Re: Word Of Advice To Ladies by switdick(m): 3:18pm On Jul 05, 2012
OP..well,you av made sense but ur writing skill is a diff thing and the point u make is another...all u typed is nothing but the truth that if not every girl,@least to a huge number knows it,but can hardly live it(as the truth is bitter,and every one wants perfection in every area)however,I think the pple saying boring and all that(if I'm to speak on their behalf),only feel you didn't av2 bother telling what pple already know nd as such speak their minds regarding the tad points(to me,its just an "emphasis of the already known")you make of your writings,yes your writing skill is superb(well,to me that's what I feel the praises u get 4rm pple on this thread is all about)..dnt get me wrong o,I feel you,but the word PERFECT is in the beholders eyes(yes,because no one is literally perfect)so to each his or her own because I also want a girl that has all attributes a man can dream of(career oriented,big yansh,okay breasts,sweet lips and all that most importantly refined personality lol).that is perfect to me.my point is,you can lack in certain areas I require but still be perfect to me.
Romance › Re: His Mere Act Dwindled My Love For Him by switdick(m): 1:20am On Jul 03, 2012
ebera: If you talk of,mayb I ave nt given him enough chance.dis is a relationship that gets me thinking all day.he rarely calls,wen I confront him,he says he prefers nt hearing from his chick 4 a long while.ok,I STILL DID THE CALLING.when he travels,you rarely hear from him except dt week he's kmn back.yet I stil lived with that.infact,it got 2 the extent that I wz over naggn,always fEeling sober.so if you think I ave nt given him enough chance,then you are loosing it.as young as I am,it's too early 2 suffer frm high BP
....now why do I find it hard to believe you?? I think you'r not telling us the exact thing that happened between the two of you,you don't get the point @which people blame you,is the fact you make it seem like a right for him to buy you things(to me,its cheap)....seriously!!
Forum Games › Re: Tell A Lie About The Person Above You ... by switdick(m): 1:46pm On Jun 30, 2012
He's a fine boy grin
Forum Games › Re: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 10:12am On Jun 30, 2012
kiss Getting a head while I post on this..
Romance › Re: Am Confused? by switdick(m): 8:55pm On Jun 29, 2012
^^lol....op how are we sure you didn't lead this guy on by collecting things from him,I mean what do you expect after all you say he's uneducated undecided(like you'r any different from him)....I'm not concluding you did o!...lol...but he could also think that way even if he does love you as you claim,afterall he's UNEDUCATED!
Romance › Re: How To Make A Man Worship The Grounds You Walk On. by switdick(m):

I love this thread and the women that are like this poster if she's real anyways,because many people know the truth,but don't live the truth!!....I just don't understand how some women will equate being and doing what's right as not being your self??if you can't do what's right and make it a part of you,then you are not any better than the one who's faking "doing what's right because,she's doing right anyways....and those that just conclude men don't deserve such gestures,like they still would take advantage and treat them wrongly,my own is,why don't you(women that don't agree with the poster)at least try and see what the outcome is?? Everybody likes what's good(respect) and men can't lie to themselves when they know you deserve such qualities of everything good....just wish I could meet a girl like you(poster) kiss and to those that av a problem with my user'name..what will it cost you to just ignore it?...I av ma crazy side too
Romance › Re: Do Men Tend To Go For The Ugly Gals For Marriage ? by switdick(m): 10:42am On Jun 19, 2012
Long One: Maybe they didn’t find the marriage qualities in the beautiful ones they dated. In the end, a man has to be true to himself, particularly when it has to do with long-term commitment.
Marriage takes something more than physical beauty to hold it together. ‘cos with time, everything fades away and everything is meaningless.

Yes, I have noticed it, and now I understand it.
well well well said....when it comes to marriage,men have to be true to them selves....its not a child's play, its marriage,a life time commitment and let's not forget beauty is in the eyes of the beholder(for those that believe in the phrase)e no concern person wey u no marry na person wey u marry, u like!
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Told That You Are Pretty Or Handsome Publicly by switdick(m): 10:40am On Apr 30, 2012
If I find the girl attractive,thank you' will be last words from me after we've exchanged numbers cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys Your Preference: Bed Or Kitchen?? Ladies Your Preference :bed Or Bank?? by switdick(m): 11:49am On Apr 28, 2012
She can't be that bad in the kitchen so long as I can eat whatever she cooks,and besides imma good cook my self so BED it is! wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid (2 - 1) On 17th April 2012 by switdick(m): 9:50pm On Apr 17, 2012
This is something I've been talkin about.....bayern?..hmmm I fear them,especially how sloppy nd weak our(Real madrid) defense is..sad sad sad!
Romance › Re: What's Your Definition Of A Good Girl? by switdick(m): 5:36pm On Apr 10, 2012
hassymo5: A gud girl is a girl who doesnt make me her responsibility,, cos girls of nowaday you have to be responsible for them, just because you say u love them,,,,,
any girl who does not make me her responsibility, then i will be responble for her, cos i know she is not a nuisance!!!!
....poster I'm sure you can pick out the truth in his words,that's it to me and a little to add to it is a good girl has self respect,moral,fear of God,with sage!
Romance › Re: Can You Use Your Lover's Sponge And Towel? by switdick(m): 12:27pm On Apr 02, 2012
bennyraz: can u use your spouse toothbrush to clean ur mouth?
lol.that's the real "ewww".
@topic,I don't think I can use my girl's sponge but towel?...maybe!
Romance › Re: The Right Passwords To Use On Naija Babes by switdick(m): 6:02pm On Mar 29, 2012
Goldieluks: This code fit work for naija girls wen no dey smart.
You cannot fool a smart and mentally matured naija girl with your lame codes.
lmao..you think? You never know my dear,you just never know!
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Who's Neҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳt?◄╝ by switdick(m): 8:50am On Mar 28, 2012
^^Yea you'r right,as a legend I post.
Next might be the host of this thread.
Forum Games › Re: ¤¤ I Have A Thing For ¤¤ by switdick(m): 8:42am On Mar 28, 2012
Female lips and hips.. wink

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