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Romance › Re: What Are Your Guilty Pleasures? by switdick(m): 2:37pm On Nov 09, 2012
honeric01: embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
what's the matter son,you smell used boxers? grin
Romance › Re: What Are Your Guilty Pleasures? by switdick(m): 2:37pm On Nov 09, 2012
honeric01: embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
what's the matter son,you smell boxers? grin
Romance › Re: What Are Your Guilty Pleasures? by switdick(m): 2:14pm On Nov 09, 2012
hmmmm cnt stop looking@a girl's behind,tried2stop buh ....lailai....damnit!! Girls r jeez!!! Fine? grin

Nd oh I have a thing4 SMELL" a fukcing doG I am,like2 smell on girls girls ,pretty clean ones not the dirty girls oo ewwww' grin ....frm hAir2 whatever privately (strange?)Especially their panties grin yeah me a freak like that!
Music/Radio › Re: Most Memorable Lines You've Heard In Rap by switdick(m): 10:30am On Nov 09, 2012
Blame it on tha s.w.a.G flowin super craZY,they dnt wanna date ME just wanna sedate ME...LoL".......Naeto c

Mad swag he gat cool
Music/Radio › Re: Most Memorable Lines You've Heard In Rap by switdick(m): 10:09am On Nov 09, 2012
DA wanna indict me,cuz fish scales on ma vein's like pisces..........JaYz!! cool
Music/Radio › Re: Most Memorable Lines You've Heard In Rap by switdick(m): 9:53am On Nov 09, 2012
I'm using rubber so they won't trace the se.men,the black demon .......BigGie! cool
Music/Radio › Re: Most Memorable Lines You've Heard In Rap by switdick(m): 9:43am On Nov 09, 2012
I love ma dikc "BROWN like BOBBY" grin .....»»»»»BiGgie! cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Real Madrid Vs Dortmund - (2 - 2) -On 6th November 2012 by switdick(m): 11:57am On Nov 06, 2012
Umartins1: Madrid is our religion, Barnabaeu is our holy ground, Perez is the Lord, Mou is the boss, CR7 is the leader. RFEF laws is our holy book....... WE ARE MADRIDISTAS!!!
LmFa0!!! gringrin I feel you son,we gat thiz by the name of Perez' tha Lord' Amen!!!3point yo cool

grin
Forum Games › Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by switdick(m): 8:58am On Nov 06, 2012
Blackmagic ft sasha p- confam kiss
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Think A Guy Should Keep A Convo Going...? by switdick(m): 7:25pm On Nov 05, 2012
my opinion;LOCAL GIRLS!!! grin
Romance › Re: Drinking Of Wine From Your Spouse‘s Mouth by switdick(m): 7:13pm On Nov 05, 2012
I don't get all these unnecessary rants undecided op came in here to get peeps opinion on what they feel about such act,disgusted or not,y'all shd give quota of whAt you feel ....instead of the usual tantrums y'all slinging@ each other like kids with no teeth,just bickering,hurling insults can't do harm to each other still.....undecided

So if a 40year old man finds it irritating,he a kid?....not grown?.....LmFa0!!!! grin .....bunch of fakerz we have here on NL(anonymous site4 that matter) if you'd ask me! .....smh!
{{{TO EACH HIS or HER OWN}}}OP hasn't said hers(opinion)yet,she's being fired on4 posting a thread2know ours...... If you feel offended by my post,then it just might be directed@YOU grin .....hit me! LoL let me not derail further,

@OP,its DISGuStiNg2me.....!! grin
Romance › Re: Is It Right For A Woman To Propose Marriage To Her Man? by switdick(m): 8:26pm On Nov 02, 2012
ok,errmmm.....poster,pls ask her what happens afterwards,like is she the one paying the price(in this case,it has to be groom price...LmFa0)?.......

And oh,whose name will they bear,okay my bad again,THE GIRL's!!! grin since she's the one issuing the proposal......mtchwww. Dnt mind peeps jor I support you,modern day girl.
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play Jor Ooo Game by switdick(m): 2:27pm On Nov 02, 2012
ceiling fan for sky...joor oo
Forum Games › Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by switdick(m): 2:22pm On Nov 02, 2012
*again,drags her closer,f*ucks her thoroughly till she realizes never2 slap sm1 shwin her good lovinggrin
Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by switdick(m): 2:17pm On Nov 02, 2012
^yeah I knw,in da mean time,can I av ma med pls?? YOU! grin
Forum Games › Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by switdick(m): 2:11pm On Nov 02, 2012
*Drags his head closer to ma lil baby so she can do tha bi*tch Slap* before I snd him2 d after life!! grin

cool
Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by switdick(m): 2:02pm On Nov 02, 2012
hmmmm...Another dose for excitement!!! *Locking me up with beync all by ourselves?* shocked double wow!! grin...LoL can't wait boo,I feel whachu feel!
Forum Games › Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by switdick(m): 1:56pm On Nov 02, 2012
Ring
Forum Games › Re: Let's Use Smileys Only! by switdick(m): 1:51pm On Nov 02, 2012
wink wink
Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by switdick(m): 1:41pm On Nov 02, 2012
Applauds them joining hands 2geda, awwww so cute..... ..smh,*Amused by the increasing number of quacks in da house to fix ma already "gon wrong everlasting hard,never shrinking member below" caused by beync stimulus ysteday*...LoL grin

Waiting on Riled up quack prof Xionez,to give beync(the nurse wannabe) the order to come service ma co*ck(like they dnt knw?)....LmFaO, grin grin
fun fun!!!
Forum Games › Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by switdick(m): 10:57am On Nov 02, 2012
Breathtaking
Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by switdick(m): 11:26pm On Nov 01, 2012
ayomidis: well that deal is not 4 u...but...lemme see »ehrmm|l!¡ Ok u knw wat...talk to her if its ok by her then all u'll av to do is make ur bid...highest bid get the take home-but if i may ask wat part of u needs to be operated on
The part she considers pale cool,since she said it,I've been feeling pain there for whatever reason best known to her,she really a doc.....I'm impressed!that reminds me son,you her errand boy? Wanna speak only to her,I hope my conversation with you ends here in this post,me no like charlatans smiley
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play Jor Ooo Game by switdick(m): 10:37pm On Nov 01, 2012
That's ma fAiry girl smiley strong(hard) as me when excited with magical powers!!
Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by switdick(m): 10:32pm On Nov 01, 2012
fairygeh: . Oh my Gawd,what kind of person is this? angry
smiley
Forum Games › Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by switdick(m): 10:24pm On Nov 01, 2012
If I persist,would beyonce operate on me??.....I'd like2knw o so I can continue....LoL
ayomidis: we dont give home treatment..but if u ud pay us off then we'ud b willing to make an xception..so if u agree with the terms then u can go ahead with ur selection..»ljust b careful so that u wnt sign away ur bank accnt l«


mr switdeek we are giving u the last warning the next time u mess arround with one of our finest docs...we ud sedate u and giff u a sexual rearangement surgery..i got my eyes on u
dnt worry jharre we ud deal with him our self just let us know if he tries to assault u again...so whose next on ur scheldule to come under d knife
this guy should b locked up far far far away from where human beings are.. .we are so sorry miss fairygeh we ud deal with him as soon as we get our hands on him
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play Jor Ooo Game by switdick(m): 10:14pm On Nov 01, 2012
Lol,buh I'm the one laughing And you the one hurling insult....
Forum Games › Re: Words Ending With 'nry' by switdick(m):
charlatanry
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play Jor Ooo Game by switdick(m): 9:38pm On Nov 01, 2012
Mumu!! Educate me pls,must it be in its literal context??...Lma0'.....you seem to have forgotten,you're in the forum gAme section girl........HUMOR,if you cnt take a lil joke why don't you just leave?....LoL@I shd check the dictionary!!! Serious much.
Forum Games › Re: ***words That End With "Ic"*** by switdick(m): 8:43pm On Nov 01, 2012
Stoic
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play Jor Ooo Game by switdick(m): 8:21pm On Nov 01, 2012
And this poster above me bleach finish they call herslf FAIRYgirl joor o grin

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