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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Please Nairalanders, Rate My Wife To Be (pic) by switdick(m): 8:34pm On May 02, 2013
[color=#007799] shocked Please help her!!

I think her water just broke . [/color]
Forum GamesRe: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by switdick(m): 8:30pm On May 02, 2013
[color=#007799] Ffuck is What I'll do to ya if you keep asking rhetorical questions....tongue[/color]
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 5:04pm On May 02, 2013
[color=#007799] Been a long time Coming,...

@topic,Posting![/color]
Forum GamesRe: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by switdick(m): 5:00pm On May 02, 2013
[color=#007799] Wine is best enjoyed with cake,wtf ??[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m):
dayokanu: Madrid suppose go do thanksgiving.

See the punishment we reserved for them na him Barca come hijack

God save una
[color=#007799] Guy Calm down,

Do you seriously think Madrid would have been that bad ??

Remember I told you prior to the match that barca would be easy for you guys .

And you didn't win Madrid Last Season ,it was Just on Penalty... grin (though, Win na Win )

Please try take Sedative, I can imagine what you're going through with the rush of excitement by that barca win..

Well, Congratulations!!!!! cool

But,

it is an interim delight,it'll never, repeat after me, NEVER" happen again, Got it ??

Enjoy while it Last . [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m):
[color=#007799] shocked "

First of all, I gotta LoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOooOoOoOoOL@ Barcelona.

Then Comes the issue@hand now....

I was reading through the Barca - Bayern thread and was Shocked how some Monkeys couldn't help Let up the gloat" Making it a Spanish and German affair , belittling the european Credibility of the Spanish League.

Someone said Uefa's dream for an El Classico{Spanish} Final would be a third place spot, next to Bayern- Dortmund..... Knowing ManUtd and Chelsea already had theirs as First place ?? undecided

"LoL"...Smh!

Need I remind them it has always been the Spanish league with the first place back in 2000"

......... "R£aL MadriD" 3~~0 "Valencia"........

Taking the First Spot ?

Even the italians followed suit in year 2003 with AC Milan 0 ~~ 0 Juventus ,and Milan taking the win on penalty shoot out (3~2).

Please remind me if I'm wrong! cool [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:58pm On Apr 30, 2013
[color=#007799] WOW!!!!

What a Game, ? .... We came Close but ,We Just Couldn't Close them.

Let's embrace the Loss Like ReaL Champions,You can't always Win you Know??

At Least I'm inflated with the way we Played thus getting a Win that Seemed almost impossible by our Last four encounter.

StiLL [/color] HalLa Madrid" .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid V Dortmund - UCL (2 - 0) On 30th April 2013 by switdick(m): 8:42pm On Apr 29, 2013
Afam4eva:
[size=14pt]Lol...He said he will let the Madrid team sleep with his GF.
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[color=#007799] He Should also add his right to be on the Pitch.....

Who wants his bimbo of a girlfriend ??

Just goes to Show how dumb he is of a Player to think a comeback turn around is impossible.[/color]
HealthRe: Lack Of Sleep Reduces Man’s Sperm Count by switdick(m): 8:12pm On Apr 29, 2013
[color=#007799] hmmmm" Interesting...

Would Sleep more.... smiley[/color]
HealthRe: Guys, How Often Do You Change Your Boxer Shorts? by switdick(m): 8:00pm On Apr 29, 2013
ejike68: Boxers should be changed everyday! The groin area should be well taken care of otherwise it will encourage the breeding of[b] harmful bacteria [/b]which may find their way into the body unnoticed, through the opening of the manhood leading to infertility in the long run.Mind you male infertility is almost an epidemic these days.
[color=#007799] Seriously Guy??

You might as well Stay boxer free....

And please I have a problem with the Harmful bacteria when its just a day ??

Whether a min or 365days, bacteria would always be there though not harmful as regard the former (A minute).

Keep it real, Do you wear yours for Just a day??

@Topic , Two nights ain't bad...

[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:40pm On Apr 29, 2013
[color=#007799]I Pray Mehn....

I pray!![/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:08pm On Apr 29, 2013
[color=#007799]To be honest am not happy with what we've got.....

As much as I'd cheer my club up and be optimistic, these dortmund guys aren't gonna make it possible for us to see the Light of Optimism"

With the way they play...

Race with such Velocity and Control of the ball thus, abusing our backLine ...??

Idunno"[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:02pm On Apr 29, 2013
[color=#007799]...^LoL"[/color]
RomanceRe: Guys, What Are Those Physical Features That Attracts You To A Girl by switdick(m): 6:58pm On Apr 29, 2013
xcitedjay: BJ Shaped Lips would make me propose on First sight
[color=#007799] grin grin hahahaha

@topic..Lips & Eyes.

.....Legs

......Skin(Clear,Spotless,Neatness)

.......Well Shaped AsSsSsSs..[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid V Dortmund - UCL (2 - 0) On 30th April 2013 by switdick(m): 6:09pm On Apr 29, 2013
[color=#007799] We Can Only Hope We Don't Concede To Them... [/color] undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 6:04pm On Apr 29, 2013
A-40:
Dortmund was the last team you guys could have hoped to be drawn with! I was 100% sure they would beat y'all the only thing that scared me was inexperience. They are a matchup nightmare for Madrid
[color=#007799] We Just Didn't Show Hunger For a Win....

A Problem I always Envision Madrid Make Whenever They go away.

What Were They Thinking ??

...Smh"...

To be honest,I don't see Us not Conceding to Them Even if We Get a Win on The Return LeG"...[/color] LoL"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 5:57pm On Apr 29, 2013
[color=#007799] To be honest, I'd always known those black and yellow boys are a terror to us, but didn't think we'd lose to that margin mehn!!

More Like Forgetting The La Decima ...

Kai!!

How do we get 3 Goals margin ahead of these boys without conceding ??

@Usbcable"" That Day Mehn,I wasn't Myself....

I was vexed to the bone"

Like We Went there to Pay Homage to them boys...

[/color]
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 11:10pm On Apr 27, 2013
[color=#007799] Listening to a VN of Some Religious Note, More like a Revelation.

And All I Can Say is "Whao" !

#shocked. [/color]
Forum GamesRe: Uhummmm I Feel Like.... by switdick(m): 10:46pm On Apr 27, 2013
[color=#007799]I Feel Like Doing The Illegal Things Of Life,...I Feel Like ...SmH" [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 3:35pm On Apr 21, 2013
[color=#540399] Nice one there @the record Stats...................................@nitlad"



cool[/color]
RomanceRe: Girls,own Up To The Number Of Guys U Have Slept With by switdick(m): 9:55am On Apr 21, 2013
tongue
RomanceRe: Girls,own Up To The Number Of Guys U Have Slept With by switdick(m): 9:52am On Apr 21, 2013
osaass: The question asked was directed at women folks to say the number of men they have fuc.kd.

So far <1% have give an appropriate response.

Na wah, even when annonymized on Internet girls no own up, what of real lifehuh

God help us men.
[color=#543099] Don't mind them,they couldn't even wait to bring forth their insecurity to the whole of us anonymous beings.....

Re-directing back at us guys to own up first before they do..isn't that a testament to our Superiority over them ??

Being the Preys to our Predatory image they have glued to their FucCkin skulls about Us"...grin

Jeeeeez why do they care what we think?? I know its a norm For them to be Chaste but is it really the number or how the many men got in between their thighs ??...... Forgetting they are the society and can make the difference conveying the vile norms outta the rational Society.

Yeah,that person that said girls kinda have SexX more is indeed correct...its easy for them to get courtesy the numerous wooer(s)

The ones that can't own up are the hoes the poster is talking about, if you can't own up the numbers,means you ain't proud of your escapades with Men plus your insecurity of what peeps think.


Simple as that! [/color]
CultureRe: Igbo-Nigerian Men Are The Most Handsome Men In Africa! by switdick(m): 11:37pm On Apr 20, 2013
[color=#543099] 4Lyf.[/color]











































~cool~
CelebritiesRe: New Pictures Of Serena Williams: Sexy? by switdick(m): 7:49pm On Apr 17, 2013
[color=#541099]Serena to me, has always been sexxC ,now even better with the 8 figure blooming out Just like a sexC woman Should Look...

Now I understand Children don't find this hot and sexC grin ....

cool [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Silly Questions People Ask by switdick(m): 4:08pm On Apr 17, 2013
lil jboy: [b]
1. Someone call u at
2am & asks
"Are u
sleeping?.
Ans: No i'm picking
beans.
2. When its raining &
someone
noticed you're
going out yet he'll ask,
"Are u
going out in
this rain?.
Ans: No! In d next one.
3.Someone saw u
coming out of d
bathroom
wet, yet will ask, "Did u
just
have ur bath?.
Ans: No, i fell into d
toilet bowl.
4. You're standing in
front of d
elevator on d
ground to ur office, yet
they'll
ask,"Are u
going up?.
Ans: No, i'm waiting 4
my office 2
come down
and get me.

7. You're in a queue at d
cinema 2
buy a
ticket, a friend saw you
& asked,
"What are u
doing here?. Ans: I'm
waiting to
pay my
school fees..."
8. When they see u lying
down wit
ur eyes
closed,they'll ask, "Are u
sleeping
already?.
Ans: No, I'm training to
die..."
MUMU!!!.
9. When they overheard
your
conversation on
phone, "Ok daddy,yes
daddy, bye
daddy",
they'll. Still ask "Is that
your
daddy."
Ans: No, na baba God.
. [/b]
[color=#541099] LmFao" Bwa Ha Ha Ha grin grin grin grin [/color] Bwa HaHaHa Ha
HealthRe: How Do You Deal With Suicide Thoughts? by switdick(m):
[color=#533099] Suicidal feelings is born outta Foolishness when not addressed on time amounts to Self hate and Frustration of the world and people around this said voluntary victim......

Cowardice to say the least"

They need to be locked up far behind the bars of an Unknown cave facility where only Mentally unstable peeps like them selves breed"

UnderGround".....

Don't like to read such cases of people in that regard...."Stupid Much"

Why Should you kill your self?? A'mean, what could you be passing through that ain't Old news ?......

That's what I think about suicide....

The person, to me is already dead and gone way past or beyond redemption to be helped,because if you can think it,do it,and actually Stay dead ? You aren't different from the next person in prison with the reason for Slugging a baby's head off just because you don't like babies~~thus,

"a Paroxysm of rage."

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