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CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Genevieve Nnaji & Khloe Kardashian Wearing The Same N68,000 Jumpsuit by switdil(f): 5:57pm On Oct 20, 2013
Saraben: Genny did not iron her own o
grin grin
No be so e be na
Our sis no get body to grace the jumpsuit ni

E fit khoel pass
Jokes EtcRe: Pics Of The Day:- Choose One Or Go To Jail... by switdil(f): 11:02pm On Oct 19, 2013
Fxwarrior: Wait o.Do you seriously think she will feel you?Unless your whole body turns to d1ck.
grin grin grin
That wan na die
HealthRe: 30 Ways To Protect Your Sperm By Prof. Oladapo Ashiru by switdil(f):
Anuoluwap: one word:olosho
Explain
EntertainmentRe: Photo Of The Day:see What This Groomsmen & Bridesmaids Are Doing At A Wedding! by switdil(f): 12:26am On Oct 19, 2013
3ace: I wish soldier ants were around.
grin grin grin
E go too bad
Skelewu gan ni sef
HealthRe: 30 Ways To Protect Your Sperm By Prof. Oladapo Ashiru by switdil(f): 12:14am On Oct 19, 2013
Em guyz should avoid away match too
Stick to one partner n ur sperm ll be protected
The quantity sef ll be high, before ur partner even near u ur body go dey do gishgish wink
FoodRe: 25 Powerful Reasons To Eat Bananas by switdil(f): 12:05am On Oct 19, 2013
The other banana has more health benefits
It aids reproduction
Ll prefer that instead
CelebritiesRe: Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Boobs On Instagram (LOOK) by switdil(f): 12:25pm On Oct 18, 2013
Austeenx: *eyes wide open* shocked shocked
Sofri o
Ur eyes go commot o
RomanceRe: She Wasted My Food by switdil(f): 12:19pm On Oct 18, 2013
I don't support wastage too
But u shouldn't v said she is crazy
Instead U should v just shifted ur attention from her by keeping urself busy wit maybe ur phone, game or music
By doin that, she ll want to eat if not all part of the food so she can get u to talk to her
All she wanted was ur attention
Calling her crazy is way off it
U should learn how not to use such words for ur lady
Its not nice
CelebritiesRe: EME Musician Skales Shows Off Abbs....hot Or Not? by switdil(f): 11:46am On Oct 18, 2013
The guy fall hand o
This wan na BIG RUN to the gym
Nairaland GeneralRe: Look At What Our Police Men Are Doing(pic) by switdil(f): 11:42am On Oct 18, 2013
N they r busy fighting with their guns on their hands
If em kill person na u go hear ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE
Na em make law, na em dey break am
Awon weyrey eniyan
Smh
CareerRe: Types Of People Who Never Succeed At Work by switdil(f): 11:30am On Oct 18, 2013
Nice one OP
Ll work on no2
Nairaland GeneralRe: At What Age Would You Like To Die? by switdil(f): 10:36am On Oct 18, 2013
As for me
No death till jesus come
Even when e come sef
I dey follow am go enjoy everlasting lyf
So foreva young
FoodRe: Housewife Caught Stealing Meat From Neighbour's Pot In Sapele by switdil(f): 9:40am On Oct 18, 2013
No be ordinary eye
E get as e be
Christianity EtcRe: If A Member Of Your Church Says "I'm Gay". by switdil(f): 4:33pm On Oct 17, 2013
Fxwarrior: You can help him by unclading in front of him..He'll change his ways and orientation. tongue
Ur mind is dirty
U need to jik it
CrimeRe: Bail Granted To ALUU 4 Suspects by switdil(f): 4:18pm On Oct 17, 2013
This is really sad
God dey sha
Christianity EtcRe: If A Member Of Your Church Says "I'm Gay". by switdil(f): 3:53pm On Oct 17, 2013
I ll make him see reasons y he needs to stop being one n repent
Then the rest is up to him
CelebritiesRe: Mr And Mrs Baddo.. Check Out Olamide And His Boo by switdil(f): 3:06pm On Oct 17, 2013
Nomski0: I'd love to communicate, too bad i dont speak ìdiot caused i heard thats the only language you understand.tongue tongue
Hmmmm
It only takes stark idi ot lyk u to know that tongue
CelebritiesRe: Mr And Mrs Baddo.. Check Out Olamide And His Boo by switdil(f): 2:59pm On Oct 17, 2013
Rkm6: Please, Shut The Bleep Up ! angry
Oponu ayirada
Gboranmideleru eni aforolo toni toun baje
Wetin be ur own ajonamaku?
CelebritiesRe: Mr And Mrs Baddo.. Check Out Olamide And His Boo by switdil(f): 11:15am On Oct 17, 2013
Nomski0: Middle finger b***h.
Oooohhh
Sorry I don't do gals grin
CelebritiesRe: Mr And Mrs Baddo.. Check Out Olamide And His Boo by switdil(f): 9:23am On Oct 17, 2013
Nomski0: They started from the bottom together, she's gonna last cause she's not the type that pursues money.
How u take know
Una relatehuh
If no
Then Only speak for ursef
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho In Public Kissing Scandal by switdil(f):
Lasinoh: Who cares?
Next time don't marry a wor-wor woman.
No matter how spiritually beautiful.
Save yourself one step away from divorce! kiss
Especially one with wor-wor black skin! wink
With no hair, and looking like a MAN in bed! cheesy
I disagree wit u on ur last statement
A MAN for bed ke
With that chesthuh
Nooo
Frank sef kno wetin e see for her body na
N syd
She no too wor wor lyk that na
U sef go look twice if the Chest waka reach ur syd grin
RomanceRe: Is Dis Normal Amongst Ladies..??.jst So Curious... by switdil(f): 12:07am On Oct 17, 2013
Danhumprey: You haff spoiled finish! grin And yet you claimed to be a virgin. angry
grin grin
Seriously I am still a virgin
CelebritiesRe: Couple Alert: Rihanna Grabs Nicki Minaj As*- Photo by switdil(f): 6:26pm On Oct 16, 2013
Chaii
So rihanna fit dress lyk this
The gown make am look sane kiss

Back to the topic
Even me go grab n feel that thing wey nicky put for back if I get opportunity
Chemical or no chemical I wan kno
PoliticsRe: Lagos Deputy-Governor To Iyanya's Dancer - You Are Degrading Womanhood by switdil(f): 6:19pm On Oct 16, 2013
See as she open yansh
If the leggins com tear nkohuh
She go tok sey she dey dance for iyanay the celebrity
Oniranu jatijati
CrimeRe: Businessman Murdered In Lagos For Refusing To 'Settle' Area Boys by switdil(f): 3:04pm On Oct 16, 2013
Kaysee202: i hope lagos state governor should fain sometin do wit dis tout dat scatter evry where in lagos.
See as u tok lyk sey u no get teeth for mouth
Na english be thathuh
English don suffer
CelebritiesRe: PICTURES: Meet Female African Musician Who Used To Be Man by switdil(f): 12:45pm On Oct 16, 2013
undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Is Dis Normal Amongst Ladies..??.jst So Curious... by switdil(f):
[quote author=190-the-clown]
so ure advicing that he squeeezes the day life out of her pu$$ie
and not to leave any pu$$ie Juice for her future husband!!

Na wa oh!!

God go Judge tire that day take 2days break take go drink water grin grin
[/quote]Oga 190
The juice no dey finish o
N she wey wan dey intact for future husband suppose know sey
Some juice go comot for her body if she do FWB
U fornicate com dey cry
Dat wan change anythinghuh
N no be sey u no go do later o
Yeye
Science/TechnologyRe: Giant Bird Found In Lagos::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by switdil(f): 11:31pm On Oct 15, 2013
grin grin
The bird is sent to come n see how many ram, cow n goat don suffer death today

Yes
peacock can fly
It can fly lyk every other bird
Seen it b4
RomanceRe: Is Dis Normal Amongst Ladies..??.jst So Curious... by switdil(f): 11:12pm On Oct 15, 2013
@ op
U no do am well be that na
If u do d thing lyk u suppose do am
Centre, left, right and all the corner
By the tym u finish
She no go remember to cry
Na sleep she go dey sleep

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