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I just thank God for my life
N as for her
She is a strong woman
E no easy

kennygee: The bible says that just by conceiving the thought, you have done it. So let this be the basis for your answer.

But I hear sey kissing sef get health benefit na

Imagin the look on the children's face when they see the guy afterwards

In law ish
Marrying d wrong person
Not happy
Potency ish
N finally
The fear of losing love ones

Eeya
So sad
Rip

cumpaddre: Did she tell u she wanted a "God fearing guy" Why bring God into dis naw?

Read what I typed again
This time, read it out loud
For better understanding

N if em dey talk relationship matter now
Na dis type go first tok sey she want God fearing guy
Which kain God fearing guy go wan settle for this shit
Even if d guy no mind, God no go gree am
I dey sure

D guy na mumu sef
D one wey dey full wey he suppose press
He no press
Na ordinary foam he carry e hand put
Smh

Austeenx: HELP!!!



I can't find my vaseline.

Use engine oil na
Or palmoil

Kourtney chest

Wizzy baddoo
He sabi grab d thing o
Chaiii

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]funny indeed¡ they should take the love-sharinq to the bed instead| [/quote]Guy na which kain talk be dis wan na
Em sey papa n e daughter
No be papa n e galfrend
N e dey clear sey wetin em dey tok no be bed matter

Eewwww
Shitt
D babe para die

Em dey decieve her with that word 'sexy'
Na becos her face still dey shine n those clothes, shoes n bags
Still dey reign
Until she turn skeleton befor she kno sey meat no dey her bodi again
Yeye

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The jehovah guy is at fault here
The gospel is not by force
U don't even need to argue wit anyone bout it
Ur own is to just tell them
If the man finally enter jail
Is it then that he will accept jehovah
Ll he ever want to be a jehovah witness
I beg
They should stop pulling people away from the gospel with their attitudes

Yea
It happened this morning
N a guy beside me was lyk "hey she's wearing ur type of cloth"
N I was lyk yea she is human,that the cloth is made for human
I don't see any reason why i ll coincidentally put on clothes with someone i don't know n i ll want to kill mysef sighting the person
It is absurb
N I guess its due to lack of LOVE in our midst
When u see someone wearing ur type of clothes just smile at em
Make em feel comfortable not miserable
N by doing this u ll be more relax ursef

Shey here (naija) wey gals dey fear dog
Na e em go come carry am enter butik
Me sef just dey try build mind ni o
Before if I see dog lyk dis
I go tear race

N spa
Make money for food dey first.

spyroxy1: Here yourself Did you make sense On some1's thread, you dey do babiyala.

SMH

LaFf don choke me here o
@princejela
U fall hand o
Go open ur own thread jor

Skonskon dressing

If your papa no die we no go dey hear this nonsense o
U go even support make e campaign for next election
Na one by one God go dey catch una
No be curse

Rip to d son

Austeenx: Can she defend?


We need female defenders over here!

U sure sey u no need ur vaseline

[quote author=Garri_Activist]Translation: xing sun suaah tai hi ji cheng sun wawa

Asinxing jackie chaaan...ori obo iya e huwaeu sam sung liu keng lobo ya e

Jin cheng speedooo cikin durin iya e, mo wa fi xun kong suya onye ndlay yo kanayo[/quote]
Baddest translation of this generation
I don die

rigormortis: gbenu so'un, ma wo enu e bi ohboh

ode ti ah fun l'ohbo to ni ko nirun

a tun fun l'ohboh agba to wa n bere pe bawo lo se gbe egbo laarin ese


in other news.....oko baba e mo fi wine generator mi to fi start lese kan...ose ga"an ni

Chaiiii
Awon omo yii ti baje

peppy luv: smh
Lord forgive her because she knows what she is doing!

Ni kni
She knows
She more than knows sef
Person dress lyk this to make em guys run mental
U tok sey she no know

Me sef trip for this her bo*bs
Whalahii

dmcdad: Abeg wetin him dey find? Just curious...

I no go tell u
Op don sabi d thing already

@OP
That thing wey u dey find dey kill o
If e too much

Though she has nice body
But There's more to her talent than modelling

Mervin just look one kain
N this e posture no dey reign again
As for Bev
M so used to seeing her lyk this

Mervin just look one kain
N this e posture no dey reign again
As for Bev
M so used to seeing her lyk this

10yrs
I beggi
If d guy too old he go dey treat the lady lyk small pikin
She no go fit breath well for house
Em guyz no old pass sef em dey form "I know it all"
Not to tok of 10yrs age gap
E too much
Highest 5yrs
Me I no fit marry person wey I no go fit follo do rough play

E no go sure beta for person wey do rita dominic lyk this
Han ha
Hia