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Phones / Re: Elon Musk Offers To End Legal Fight, Goes Ahead With Twitter $44b Deal by Swoonz: 9:32pm On Oct 04, 2022
1 day after the president of Ukraine insulted him on Twitter? Na Ukraine people go test Twitter new free speech policy shaa �
Politics / Re: Hypertensive Man Dies As Bribe-Chasing Lastmamen Seize Vehicle by Swoonz: 4:30pm On Jul 25, 2022
owunabastard:
Though the death of the man is unfortunate, but did they commit offence or not? that is the proper question to ask. We are very sentimental in this part of the world, and that is the reason nothing is organized in Nigeria

Nobody's saying don't punish them, or they didn't commit the offense. They should have first let them clear the medical emergency then charge them for breaking the traffic. If you have a wife that's in labor in the middle of the night and you have to get her down to the hospital, bro trust me traffic rules would be the least of your worries at that point. But let's throw away our humanity �

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: I’ve Never Received Any Pension Since I Left Office 8 Years Ago by Swoonz: 4:25pm On Jul 25, 2022
Odin13:


If as a stakeholder in Anambra .. the crises and beheading in his state is not his business.. then we all should assume Nigeria is never and none of his business

He should focus more on his autopiloters and IPOB..
after all he gladly sits at home .. and sees no qualms about it .. even when anambrains are complaining

How will he the. Tackle Ekpa autopiloters and IPOB that has been beheading people in his state

A vote for Obi is a vote for ekpa and IPOB..

Obi lives in onitsha and sees no bad in their activities even when they behead house members and burn secretariate .. yet a former governor and presidential aspirants says its not his business

IPOB bingos are really unwise

Shebi ya a stake holder in Nigeria? If you and your generations do not want to die in penury, let me not see a picture of you on the front page tomorrow telling us that you and your entire family has gone to challenge the herdsmen and bandit insecurities the country is currently facing!
Politics / Re: Hypertensive Man Dies As Bribe-Chasing Lastmamen Seize Vehicle by Swoonz: 4:20pm On Jul 25, 2022
meobizy:
Do a few push-ups, they will never listen. See where a life of sloth led him.

If they didn’t care to run the needed procedure in the hospital they were in then it wasn’t an emergency to begin with. I’ve never heard of a fracture victim having to wait in one hospital because another institution could handle the situation better.

I don't know you, I might lose my account after this quote. But as you've brought out your uncouth nature to the public, I will also copy and paste this same thrash you posted for a dead man that you know nothing about when Nigeria finally happens to you. I wish you love and good life if God does eventually decides that he wants you to keep enjoying those gifts.

Shalom.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2022 Live Updates Thread by Swoonz: 8:08pm On Jul 24, 2022
Amya:
Adekunle's voice is orgasm inducing sha


Check your memoir mail! Please I want to finish the story���
Education / Re: ASUU Blames Peter Obi For South East Strike (2010) by Swoonz: 1:02pm On Jul 24, 2022
Op at least post the most truthful part of the entire debacle Peter Obi had with ASUU had in 2010. This is a report by Vangard news papers about the entire 6 months situation.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/01/south-east-varsity-teachers-strike-a-six-month-old-sore-now-almost-healed/

Please note where he increased the lecturers salaries when reading the post.

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Education / Re: Why A Nigerian University Professor Does Not Deserve More Than 200k A Month by Swoonz: 3:29pm On Jul 20, 2022
Jay5mie:
All they do is teach outdated syllables. Copy and paste merchants.


But if you think of it, they don't make the syllabus. National Universities Commission (NUC) does. The lecturers just teach according to what the syllabus directs them to teach the students. If the NUC doesn't review the syllabus every few years, how do you expect the lecturers to change their teaching materials?
Politics / Re: I Suspect Gej by Swoonz: 8:00pm On Jul 16, 2022
slimanyd:


Bad guy nah him you be cheesy grin grin . You had to follow him till today to pull his leg.

Omo the post pull up for my timeline. I just had to read and ask questions. Hopefully the guy no follow for any of the bad news wey / Bad news dey post for front page since the past 7 years.
Politics / Re: I Suspect Gej by Swoonz: 11:56am On Jul 16, 2022
How far nah bro, is your life any better now after the past 7 years?
Foreign Affairs / Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison : `red Line’ Warning On China Base. by Swoonz: 2:19pm On Apr 24, 2022
Australia, New Zealand and the US have raised concerns on security in the Pacific, after China signed a security pact with the Solomon Islands.

The deal was signed this week, fuelling fears China may seek to build a naval base in the Pacific nation.

The Solomon Islands had rebuffed last ditch efforts by Australia - its biggest aid donor - to stop the deal.

Prime Minister Manasseh Sogavare said the pact would not "undermine peace and harmony" in the region.

The Solomon Islands leader added that the pact was not aimed at traditional allies but "rather at our own internal security situation".

He did not disclose the pact's terms, but insisted it was made "with our eyes wide open, guided by our national interests".

A leaked draft of the agreement, which was verified by the Australian government, said Chinese warships would be permitted dock on the islands and that Beijing could send security forces "to assist in maintaining social order".

The islands have been rife with social unrest in recent years and in November the Australian government sent personnel from its defence forces to help quell deadly riots in the capital Honiara, sparked after protesters stormed parliament in a bid to topple Mr Sogavare.

A spokesperson for the Chinese foreign ministry confirmed on Tuesday that the final agreement had retained the provisions on "maintaining social order".

Source : https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-61158146.amp

Quick question. What's the difference between what China is doing now in The Solomon Islands that Nato is not trying to do to Russia? Why is the response different? Or would we be fine with Australia and the US threatening and sanctioning the Solomon Islands but cry murder when Russia has been against their encroachment (NATO) to their territory?

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Sports / Re: Pogba: Burglars Stole My World Cup Medal by Swoonz: 12:43pm On Mar 23, 2022
Freelane33:
Damn Niggar
Issorite pogba
The man with
6 inches level
Another medal is coming

OG is that you?!!! cry
Family / Re: Wife Of One Month Jumps Fence After Her Husband Demanded For Her SIM Card by Swoonz: 12:39pm On Mar 23, 2022
beautyhd:
She looks like someone who is running away from abuse/ hiding from an abusive husband.

If she's going to visit a man, she would have used the main gate.

Wait until you hear her own side of the story then you'll marvel.

Some people who are quick to post issues on social media to humiliate another and get validation from people are usually the offenders.

So he abused her and decided to let her try to climb the fence for almost 6-7 minutes? She no get key to the gate again? Abi she ran out in a haste and left the key?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Says Polish Idea Of Peacekeepers In Ukraine Could Lead To Clash With NATO by Swoonz: 12:32pm On Mar 23, 2022
All of you supporting this peacekeeping shit bah? If Russian missiles touch Poland guys, make nobody complain ooo. In the words of Nigerian army "Russia dey do their thing, Poland come find them". If them wan fight that badly, make them go attack Russia with their whole chest because na the whole world go chop this beans wey them wan oversalt like this

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Says Polish Idea Of Peacekeepers In Ukraine Could Lead To Clash With NATO by Swoonz: 12:29pm On Mar 23, 2022
ayindejimmy:
Putin will say something and these media will say it's Russia.
As if Putin has the blessing of most Russians to invade Ukraine

But you've seen the Russian Oligarchs come out to support the military operation bah? If not, why are their assets being seized? If you want to sanction Putin, do it to him individually and directly, not going through the corners.
Politics / Re: US Set To Collaborate With Nigeria On Gas Flaring And Ammonia Conversion by Swoonz: 7:39am On Mar 22, 2022
Why TF are we this dumb?!!! First we stand against Russia and now we are trying to be the back up plan for the US where gas is involved? Have you ever seen the US give you 1 and not take back 70 times 7? Watch how the creeks in Niger delta would become unstable after Buhari leaves and then the US would have to send soldiers to protect the Nigeria ammonia project while the rest of our country burns. The last country anybody should be making a deal with is the US. Small gay wey them wan force on us for Jonathan time, we dey complain. If they become our major buyer for this shit? And they tell us to do stuff we are not comfortable with as a country? Bro them go threaten us die! And if they keep to their threat and refuse to buy from us, who do we sell all this shit to? But as usual, the dummies of Nairaland don start to dey masturbate over money wey politicians go still thief. Shey them swear for us to use our hand develop our country ni?!!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Prepare For Battle As Russian Military Surrounds Kyiv by Swoonz: 4:56pm On Mar 14, 2022
SmartyPants:


In every war in history, there has never been a time when an entire population was able to completely evacuate a theatre of war.

Even today are there not people living in boko haram areas? Where do you think they would go? Who told you they have the means to move?

The fact is that most people in warzones actually have nowhere to go. In this case, they are depending on their forces to defend the city.

I wonder where you are going with this.
Bro, with the publicity surrounding this war and the support from NATO, Poland and her siblings have provided corridors for them to move. Their president actively conscripted all males from 16-60 and even stopped the transgender females from leaving because they are male by birth. They in their own minds can find places to run to and hide, we saw it during the Biafra war? Heard of the civilians hiding in the bushes and not the major towns except for the sick. We both know that if the civilians were Putin's target, he would have wiped Ukraine out by now. Yet the same civilians he left to escape pick up arms to attack Russian soldiers. Just like how Nigerian army arrests BH terrorists only for those guys to go back and still kill soldiers then come out to claim they were abducted and indoctrinated against their will and personal freedom. The bible says he who lives by the sword(gun) dies by the sword(gun). A civilian that arms himself for war and prepares with military grade armaments is automatically a military personnel or soldier. Let's stop sugar quoting things. Good day.
Family / Re: I'm Scared Of Marrying Her by Swoonz: 4:32pm On Mar 14, 2022
Suspects:
Op is a noise maker, anybody that read all that note up there is also a noise maker... I move...

No vex for me grin
The script too funny abeg grin grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Prepare For Battle As Russian Military Surrounds Kyiv by Swoonz: 4:09pm On Mar 14, 2022
Daboomb:


Remember, it was the Ukrainian President (Zelensky), who passed a law that ANY MALE, between the ages of 16-60yrs, must not be allowed to leave the Country and are conscripted into the Military?

Remember that it was this same Zelensky who shared weapons to civilians and asked them to "defend Ukraine" while he himself ran away and hid in a bunker in Poland?

What can the people do, when a Comedian is President and is a PAWN in the NATO political brinkmanship? cry cry

So, essentially, Ukrainians are being forced to fight and face a military far beyond their capacity!
Ukrainian president is guilty of mass murder because all the emergency Civilians he turned into soldiers overnight, who get killed, their blood is on his head.
Many who wanted and tried to leave, have been shot by his Ultra nationalist Neo Nazis


That's what propanga people are trying to draw attention from. Who wan fight go pick gun don turn soldier. Women and kids and who no wan fight should be moved out of the area first! Then who get strong head to fight, make e dey defend the mother land. Most all these people supporting Zelensky are always the first to run from their areas if herdsmen or bandits or UGM attack. Why not stay and defend your villages or leave your comfort in Lagos or Abuja and come and fight? Na that time Dem go remember say na army and police work e be to track and arrest all these people ��
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Prepare For Battle As Russian Military Surrounds Kyiv by Swoonz: 3:59pm On Mar 14, 2022
Germanhunter:


You too can’t be as daft as he is na bro

Would they ordinarily take up arms ?
What would you have them do ?
That’s the point both of you are missing

An assistant coach of Ukrainian origin quit his job to go back home to pick up arms to fight for his fathers land ..
That’s what you both are missing and I can’t blame you both ..it’s not in our dna as Nigerians to know what that means
Just leave me
No quote me or respond me
Make una go abeg

Aje, if me and your brother dey fight and you leave your school, carry kala come meet me for where we dey fight bah? If me and my guys knock you die with our own machine? Baba naija police go call you cultist because you fight back with weapons. So the same way e carry gun as ex-coach, you no go expect make soldier watch am dey down him military brothers onto say e dey defend him mother land.
I wish nairaland get audio option shaa. Make we dey argue dey thrash things out.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Prepare For Battle As Russian Military Surrounds Kyiv by Swoonz: 3:55pm On Mar 14, 2022
SmartyPants:


Because that is their home.

So if Boko Haram starts shooting up the north and killing people there, do you advise them to stay in an active hostile zone because it's their home? Or do you stay and quench the fire from a burning fueling station with bucket water because it's your business?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukrainians Prepare For Battle As Russian Military Surrounds Kyiv by Swoonz: 8:58pm On Mar 12, 2022
SmartyPants:


Of course not. Civilian deaths refers to those who are not combatants in any way.

So why are there still many of these CIVILIANS in an active war zone if they can't fight? It took Russia a long time with plenty damages to get close to Kyiv. Why is a woman with dislocated hip and a lady with her 3 year old still there?!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Giant Crater Left By The 1000kg Bomb That Hit Mariupol Kids Hospital by Swoonz: 9:37pm On Mar 10, 2022
But according to the US, a family was also shelled by mortar and still managed to keep their bodies in 1 piece?

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/3/ukrainian-dad-finds-out-on-twitter-that-his-wife-and-kids-have-been-killed-as-they-tried-to-escape-shelling-by-russian-invaders.html

Shey it's possible that something that can dig a hole like this cannot now blow human bodies to pieces ni?

Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran, U.S. Close To Reviving Iranian Nuclear Deal ( Pix, Video) by Swoonz: 9:40pm On Mar 05, 2022
gambojimeta:

It was already in the works before Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

Putin just sped the process up. Same way Putin has ended up uniting Europe and North America while tanking the Russian emerging economy at the same time. A case of shooting himself in the foot grin

Doesn't this mean his doing the work of the US in uniting the entire world? It would be fun if that turned out to be his end goal��
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Bans Facebook And Twitter From It's Cyber Space (Photos) by Swoonz: 8:15am On Mar 05, 2022
internationalman:
Remove weaponry from her, Russia is just as good as Nigeria to the world...


Remove same from the US and you have a bunch of homosexuals.
Do same to France and UK and see poverty in action.
The country's you tag as good? Encouraged the bleeped upness* of our country's elected leaders so they can continue exploiting us. But una dey use US as threshold of righteousness.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: NATO Rejects Ukraine's No-fly Zone Request by Swoonz: 4:59pm On Mar 04, 2022
Bodmum:
Putin slaves should start masturbating.

How is Libya doing now bro?

https://www.nairaland.com/722363/uk-recognizes-libya-rebels-legitimate

Ukraine no wan Shaa get sense�

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Politics / Re: Masquerades Enforce Sit-At-Home Order In Nsukka Despite Suspension by Swoonz: 9:07pm On Aug 30, 2021
post=105331063:

This is beyond ridicule.
It is stupidity and foolishness at its peak!

Watch how some online hooligans and swines sing their praises to high heavens and support their brutal act as usual...

Just watch them arrive........

Dear sir/ma.
I have always refrained from exchanging words with you on this platform because it would bring me down to your level and that would be very bad for me because as a two side mouthed swine that you are (pun intended) you can never go any lower than the current mud you and your other tribalistic supporters currently swim in rn. In order not to over derail this letter of admonishment, I would advice your uneducated self to always sit back and research into people's cultures and traditions before spewing thrash about them online. If you had done that, you would have found out that the Oriokpa Omabe masquerade of Nsukka are a very joyous and welcomed heritage of my people who only come out seasonally. Your general hate for the igbo tribe has made you wholly accept any discrediting news about the region without any proper investigation and questioning. I hope this hate doesn't lead to your hypocritical prayer of death for all "NIGERIAN" hate mongers turning back and affecting you in a million folds.

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Politics / Re: Masquerades Enforce Sit-At-Home Order In Nsukka Despite Suspension by Swoonz: 8:53pm On Aug 30, 2021
NaijaCoverBlog:


May Almighty God Have Mercy On you

NaijaCoverBlog, you and your team of back scrub water journalist should do proper findings into people's tribe and cultures before spewing shit that would cause undue enmity between them and the rest of the country. There is no non igbo student in the University of Nigeria that don't know about Oriokpa and you using a people's culture to spread tales is very shameful. I hope you would also paint Oro of lagos in this same color when they come out in their season.

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Politics / Re: Twitter Agrees To Open Office In Nigeria - Lai Mohammed by Swoonz: 10:49pm On Aug 11, 2021
OneTemplate:



I personally think it is only a stupid person that will make this about Lai Mohammed and not about Nigeria and her real asset worth most distracted and BBN-focused young Nigerians are ignorant of.

Some Nigerians, based on their personal perspective, love to think Nigeria is worthless and of no use to anything or anyone. Crass, self-limiting and self-destructive ignorance.

Nigeria host the biggest consumer market in Africa and one of the most profitable internet penetration and usage rate in Africa along with being Africa's biggest tech market.

Go and think about those figures and what they may mean for firms like Twitter, and others like them, before you start speaking out of blind hate for Nigeria and her leaders like Buhari, lai Mohammed etal. You should look at the figures and logically think whether Twitter can really afford to ignore or alienate her Nigerian market and users.

Any young Nigerian who continues to see personalities like Buhari and Lai Mohammed, mere mortals who will live and die, rather than focus on ideas that will outlive us all, will never be one of life's clued-on winners like Zuckerberg, Dorsey, Gates etc.

https://www.cgdev.org/reader/new-economy-africa-opportunities-nigerias-emerging-technology-sector?page=0

What standard economic policy is on ground to help them thrive in Nigeria? Look at shoprite and shell and swear on your incoming generations that Nigerian presidency and her stupid policies would not affect them too much that they would just pack up and leave one day too.
Politics / Re: Ogun Police Arrest Herdsman With AK-47 Rifle After Kidnap Operations (pic) by Swoonz: 6:34pm On Aug 11, 2021
Buckeyemedia1:
Common sense must apply, if not those ESN members they caught yesterday would have been wasted instead of paraded?
because majority of the paraded guys are innocent? They are being used to show how effective the police are in the east.
Politics / Re: Ogun Police Arrest Herdsman With AK-47 Rifle After Kidnap Operations (pic) by Swoonz: 4:57pm On Aug 11, 2021
That Gun is from an active military personnel. Only the Nigerian Armed forces are allowed to own AK-47 rifles with bayonets attached at the end. Even the police do not use bayonets on their rifle. So which soldier gave them a gun for the operation? The gun's id number should be tracked back to the barracks and to the soldier that signed the gun out from the armory.

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Properties / Re: Enugu State Governement Builds 100 Housing Units For Workers (pictures) by Swoonz: 7:54am On May 01, 2019
koolbe:
Mind u, Enugu State Government didn't build d houses. This is a federal government project in collaboration with d private sector. State Government constructed d roads leading to d estate.
Why would d poster now claim it's a State Government Project?
if you closed your eyes to hate and read the sign post that gave actual information on the on going project, you would have noticed that the federal government was never listed as a partner which would have been a major error if they were indeed spearheading the project as you assumed undecided

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