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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 10:09pm On Mar 14, 2021
Botfuss:
I see no how we can win this match.
Alas, thou art blind.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 7:22pm On Mar 14, 2021
KingAlabi:
There is one bias I don't like

We brushed aside leeds 5-2 at home
But Leicester lost to them at home

Peter beat obi

Obi beat Paul

E no mean say Peter go beat Paul
Lol, you must have forgotten that United must win every match 6-0
Politics / Re: Ahmed Indimi And His Pet - A White Lion (Photos) by SyIvalord: 5:09pm On Mar 14, 2021
It’s sickening and annoying to see a lion on a leash.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SyIvalord: 2:10pm On Mar 14, 2021
Skimpledawg:
Happy Sunday guys...


It's my birthday. Celebrate with me cool
Happy birthday bro. I wish you long life, prosperity and peace of mind.

Wey my cake?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 11:57am On Mar 14, 2021
MRTA7:
Would you give Eric Bailly a new contract?
Why? What has he done to deserve a new contract?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 11:54am On Mar 14, 2021
nitrogen:


Hmmmm, they should not and will not try it. It does not make any sense.
E go shock you. You guys should better relax your mind because Ole will be here for a long time. There are already rumors in the media about a new contract and I am quite certain come the end of this season, Ole will be signing a new bumper contract.

How can you guys not even see that everything being done by the club points to the fact that Ole will be here for the long term bar any drastic occurrence?
Religion / Re: My Dream About A Vaccine by SyIvalord: 11:48am On Mar 14, 2021
jantman:



SyIvalord
I see that you are spiritially very ignorant. Don't you know that corona virus is a demon?

Why is it that the corona virus cannot kill children?

It is because the guardian angels - protecting this kids are on guard

Satan dey use fools like you take dey shine.

Satan can easily kill people like you because you have become too physical and ignorant

If i may ask, how many books have you read in your lifetime?

As I am writing you I have 400 books
I have 7000 ledger of books I have written

You are a big fool -and also a son of a fool
You are a foolish idiotic bastard and your father and your mothers and your brothers and sisters and your entire lineage and your entire generation are foolish idiotic bastards. You must be a failed comedian, the idiot says coronavirus is a demon, demon ko, ghost ni. You are an idiot who is spreading his idiocy and illiteracy to poor fools not learned enough to know that you are a mad fool.

It seems it hurt you a lot when I asked you to go read a book? Fool, go and pick up a book and stop filling your empty head with useless fantasies. By God , you are the most foolish and deluded nonentity I have ever come across on the internet. I am sad for your parents who brought you to this world and have watched you turn into a such an ignorant fool. Worthless Bastard.

Go and read a book and be knowledgeable about vaccines instead of embarrassing your generations everywhere you go. Your idiocy is showcased in your ramblings that are in no way meaningful. You must have been picking 7000 papers and must have tied 400 nylon bags to your head because you are obviously an untamed mad man.

Satan uses idiots like you who think they know anything to shine. Coronavirus is a virus, your idiotic rambling won’t change that fact. Go and read a book about vaccines and stop embarrassing yourself. Ode oshi.

You are not only a fool, but you are a silly ignorant fool. There are many children that have died from covid19. Who told you coronavirus does not kill kids? Do you even know how many types of coronaviruses there are? Or you are just talking through your ass? Useless fool, go and read a book and cure your ignorance. Although your stupidity may never be cured.
Religion / Re: You Are Not A Christian If You Support Harm Against Your Fellow Humans Because O by SyIvalord: 12:34pm On Mar 13, 2021
Kayberg:


I'll teach you about tolerance.
Saying things you thought were right does not make them right.
Concluding about people you have no idea of shows you still need lecturing.
K
Religion / Re: You Are Not A Christian If You Support Harm Against Your Fellow Humans Because O by SyIvalord: 3:00am On Mar 13, 2021
Kayberg:


I'll lecture you if you need to know more.
That's all I'll say.
I don’t think you are qualified to lecture anyone mate. If you don’t know that as a Christian, tolerance is supposed to be an important virtue for you, then you are the one that needs lecturing.
Religion / Re: My Dream About A Vaccine by SyIvalord: 2:44am On Mar 13, 2021
jantman:
The Vaccine made in China has the virus in it.

Remove your mind from the corona virus and vaccine.

You sound very ignorant. Vaccines usually contain weakened or inactive parts of the pathogen they work against. The antigens in the vaccine are not strong enough to cause sickness, but they encourage the Immune system to get used to this pathogen and produce antibodies to fight the pathogen. So when the real disease comes, the body is ready to fight it. Read a book and stop spreading ignorance.

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Religion / Re: We Are Not Under The Laws But Are Expected To Obey The Law by SyIvalord: 1:52am On Mar 13, 2021
Topic makes no sense.
Food / Re: The Fish I Caught In My Compound by SyIvalord: 1:48am On Mar 13, 2021
pozehnani:
Hm yummy!

It looks like black or red croaker.

There'll still be some more in that Marsh. Mehnn... You just discovered yourself a fish mine. Time to go fishing.
Not croaker. Mudfish.
Food / Re: The Fish I Caught In My Compound by SyIvalord: 1:47am On Mar 13, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Be asking name of fish there.
Even you know say na catfish be that
They are usually burrowed in the soil. Dig up that place you go see plenty.

See as I dey salivate
Reminds me of that lady at shasha road near Mobil. If that woman do catfish peppersoup for you....
Come use cold orijin wash am....
Chop am finish naked yourself under fan make breeze dey touch your blokos.
Even if your village people come to press you as usual for night if they see you in that state them go wake you ask you bros " you dey enjoy O"
You are exposing your ignorance with so much confidence. Those fishes found in muddy areas are not catfishes, they are mudfishes. The fish OP caught is a mudfish
Food / Re: How To Prepare Prawn Soup (opuru Fulou) by SyIvalord: 4:04pm On Mar 10, 2021
mosdii:
Prawn soup(opuru fulou) is a popular ijaw delicacy in the Niger Delta region of Nigeria.
This soup can be prepared with either ogbono or Banga or both(like in this case).

Ingredients used by me include;
1. Fresh prawns (lobster)

2. Fresh catfish

3. Snail

4. Oysters (water snail)

5. Picked perewinkle (isam)

6. Banga

7. Ogbono

8. Banga spices

9. Banga soup stick

10. Bitter leaf

11. Sieved Water from The mashed prawn head(this is the secret ingredient of this particular soup).

How To Prepare

Use your Banga soup pattern.


This and more are the reason why we are called Ijaw people and Niger Deltans
This looks really tasty. I would love to try it. Which restaurant in Lagos offers such a delicacy?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 1:55pm On Mar 10, 2021
handelex:
Lol what a day.... Should we do Thanksgiving or what cheesy
We need to kill cow oo. Na better thanksgiving we suppose do grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 1:31pm On Mar 10, 2021
Oasis007:
Manchester United is pleased to announce the promotion of John Murtough to Football Director and Darren Fletcher to Technical Director, two new roles that will further strengthen the club’s football operations.
I was genuinely surprised but pleased when I saw this news on the United app.

Woodward be like; There! Have your technical director and shut it! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 1:08pm On Mar 10, 2021
cheesy cheesy We are becoming legend FC

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 9:40pm On Mar 09, 2021
Hahaha. This Dortmund vs Sevilla match is the perfect example of monkey dey work, baboon dey chop. After all Sevilla’s gra gra, it only took one chance for Erling Haaland to bring them down to earth. grin

I will be the happiest United fan if we manage to sign Haaland. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 9:24pm On Mar 08, 2021
Lingard wins the pen but Bruno Fernandes appears out of nowhere to take it. WestHam leads thanks to Penandes cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 9:22pm On Mar 08, 2021
Watching WestHam vs Leeds. Expected to see good football on display because both teams styles compliment each other. But the quality has been poor so far.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 9:06pm On Mar 08, 2021
Omo una get energy to waste for this thread oo.

These trolls know that castigating Bruno Fernandes will surely get you guys to pay attention to them and that is why even that okadaman that is supposed to be searching for customers this monday evening is here seeking attention.

The trolls know that even if you ignore any other trolling attempt by them, you guys will surely be drawn in when they troll Bruno and they are successfully baiting you guys all the time.

People wey una suppose dey ignore until dem look mirror ask their reflection “Do I really exist”?

This time of the day is rush hour for Okada men and a Bikeman that is dedicated to his job will be focused on finding customers but this one prefers to waste his time trolling Bruno Fernandes and you guys decided to bless him with an audience. Una well don oo.

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TV/Movies / Re: Coming 2 America: Davido Watching His Performance In The Movie by SyIvalord: 11:52am On Mar 06, 2021
Romanoff:
I am watching the movie now and I can tell you that if you divide the part one into 10, this part 2 isn't worth one tenth of the part 1.

E be like Nollywood movie with two many stars wey just dey catch cruise. They tried too hard with the comedy abeg.

Modified

Every other artist that sang in the movie did an Original song written for the movie, Davido went there to sing Assurance and was still mentioning Chioma's name. At a Royal wedding where the bride is not named Chioma.

The same Chioma you've disgraced internationally.

See, let me just focus on Wanda Vision this weekend.
Enough with the spoilers already angry

Wandavision is cool though. How far along are you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 11:16pm On Mar 03, 2021
airmark:


Ole should have started your ever-blazing Penaldes. Stupid coach. angry
Omo Airmark give me space this night. I am in the most foul mood and I fit spray bullets sporadically anytime.

You fit start to troll me from tomorrow, by then I go don calm down so I no go dey trigger happy. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 11:04pm On Mar 03, 2021
I have never watched a more annoying football match. Bunch of useless players.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 9:00pm On Mar 03, 2021
handelex:
Milf cheesy
Ole resemble Crossbreed of Elf and dwarf grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 8:59pm On Mar 03, 2021
handelex:
cool
omo Matic na hot babe oo grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 8:34pm On Mar 03, 2021
hensben:
[s]Shut up, person nor fit play with Una again. Na so Ole matter Dey pepper u reach. Na here I Dey catch cruise sometimes when I Dey bored. [/s]
k
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 8:21pm On Mar 03, 2021
Lineup

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SyIvalord: 8:12pm On Mar 03, 2021
Skimpledawg:

Lmao. Na laugh I dey since.

Dayo dey ment sometimes. When e don catch meat like this, e go dey use am do suya grin
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 7:59pm On Mar 03, 2021
hensben:
Did you see any chelsea player speaking like a looser.
So Fred saying they want to win every game and not drop anymore points is speaking like a loser? You must be a common sense repellent. You have many problems and comprehension seems to be one of the major ones.

By the way, if you really want to know who a loser is, look in a mirror.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SyIvalord: 7:53pm On Mar 03, 2021
Skimpledawg:

You suppose smart pass this.

Leave Dayo make e dey use HenB to catch cruise
Lol. I did not realize that Dayo was toying with Hensb. I did not know the genesis of their discussion. I thought he made a honest mistake. I don read their arguments and modify my “correction” immediately. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SyIvalord: 3:18pm On Mar 03, 2021
Lori iro undecided

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