₦airaland Forum

abescom:
And some idiots will come on nairaland to complain about why the beast is killed. They rather it is allowed to kill kids. Mumus forming animal activists.

Thought art spoken the truth sir

Start looking for plan b cos this attempt is never going to work! Goodluck in your ultimate search...

Koval12:
Nigerians are way too gullible. I will make sure that I create over 100 dummy accounts before the weekend is over. These criminals won't have their way again

Be ready to instantly pay a certain percentage of your intending bogus pledge before the system take you seriously

You guys should really stop this nonsense, wetin how many times have you seen state government workers coming up with posts like this. Today is just day 30 now

you are on your own for now...

uchennaq:
This MMM is not prophetic, even a common begger on the streets knows its going to happen because of how gullible Nigerians are.

Court case in MMM I give up!

uchennaq:
This MMM is not prophetic, even a common begger on the streets knows its going to happen because of how gullible Nigerians are.

Court case in MMM I give up!

chumakk:
na your lizard leave human life out of this post. Animals are created to be eaten by humans and if you are unlucky, animals will eat you

I wonder o, I am tired of reading comments from all this conserve wildlife crew, something had been coming to my compound killing my chickens and other domestic animals and I was fortunate to kill it and these people some of whom had never left the shores of this country will be saying trash. These set of people will also ask me to conserve rats disturbing me in my house

Selfhood:
To reclaim your MMM money, follow this link, scroll to the end of the article and follow instructions:
http://www.hrtechnique.com/2016/12/mmm-crash-some-feedback-at-some-offices.html

There is God in everything we are doing... highest order hypocrisy, small time now you will say people are investing where they are not ready to work, so you seriously think creating a stupid blog or website posting rubbish news and attempt to lure people for traffic as your mentor here on nairaland is doing with this MMM palaver is actually hard work? One would think it is borne out of concern for MMM subscribers alas! It is all for traffic.

My only question is how come his accomplice(s) is/are not dealt with too and arrested like him? He may have been doing this for some time now but I do know that pulling heist such as this requires an accomplice...

Take him to Aro Abeokuta or Yaba asap, they have rehabilitation centre for drug abuse patients in both places. I have seen worse case of addiction treated especially in Aro. All the best

Ask those working in a polytechnic, monotechnic and maybe colleges of education whether in federal or state, they will likely tell you that they belong to the same cadre and would follow same line of career progression. This may be different in a private sector where given a level playing field, the sheep may be separated from goat...

edorhe14:
She rode on the back of fatness to get to fame.
Now Fat na Bastard?

yes o, I hope she can now change her name from lepacious Bose to Orobocious Bose...

kenzyent:
ok

it is easy to see that you are a scammer, 5g data for 1k5 there is God oooo infact your profile gave you away too as a thief, you opened this account last week, had 10 post with 5 "ok", 4 "wonderful" and 1 "wow" Ole!

Holywizard:
how i wish Buhari will be among de victims

Owner of evil load! Carry your load IJN

Very soon now one of those '10 ways to know' guys will come up with a thread "10 ways students react when results are released" and a particular one may go like this:
Student A - wow! I had 'A' in this course thank God
Student B be like they gave me 'E' can you imagine that silly lecturer.

Idrismusty97:
Truth is that no one goes to the polytechnic willingly.

You are right but then, we must also admit that they know what they are going into. I had to wait for 4 good years before gaining admission into the university just because I didn't want to attend a polytechnic where I will face this kind of discrimination upon graduation. Now compare myself to my good friend who is more brilliant than me but could not wait after not making the university grade at the first time of asking, he decided not to wait and went to poly where he had distinction both in ND and HND. My point is he can't complain as he knows what he is getting into and he has charted a good course for himself and he is doing very well today!

Ojestas:
[size=20pt] JAMAICAN DADA[/size]

Fixed

Fashola pay me my money!!!

This is clearly solved using BODMAS.
For those introducing brackets, ensure it is done correctly such that when you expand d brackets, you arrive at the initial equation.
3 + 3 x 3 - 3 + 3 is the same as:
3 + (3 x 3) - (3 -3) = 12
Even by the time the whole brackets are removed and you are left with plus and minus, just collecting like terms I.e. moving all plus to one side followed by minus will still give you 12 as answer! QED

MizMyColi:
Good for them, if true.
It's about time.

btw, the DPR seems to have been effectively carrying out their duties, [size=14pt]long before Buhari won the elections.[/size]

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/new-fuel-price-fallout-dpr-shuts-down-10-petrol-stations-in-kwara/199744/

http://www.informationng.com/2015/01/why-we-shut-60-petrol-stations-in-akwa-ibom-dpr.html

http://nationalmirroronline.net/new/nscdc-dpr-shut-petrol-stations-in-kaduna/

They have taken the fight to the centre, instead of wasting time and resources shutting stations.
Whether it is upstream, downstream, gas or laboratory sector that is found defaulting, they surely dance to the music.

So why making it seem like it's a novelty by saying

Can we now agree for once that the promised cosmetic change is a farce?
Isn't it becoming glaring that transformational change is the real deal?

Chei! There is God ooo, even if you dislike the present administration let's give kudos when it is due. Those links you posted up there referred to when the previous administration just gave us ten naira change and some filling stations refused to comply. Here we are talking about companies causing pms to still sell above the official price after all these while...

jnrbayano:
"the belligerent law enforcement officer."

"Belligerent" perfect description.

you sef wan dey form say u sabi vocab abi, perfect description indeed, as in, a belligerent officer abi is d same as a drunken officer

FowlYansh:
at least Abati is better and more learned that the media aide of the burukutu sipping dullard.

Bravo!! You are living your name fowlyanch always spilling poo but don't worry, that burukutu sipping dullard will make a manure out of that poo.

Tseeeeew! Simple solution, clear out your accounts bcob today, then open another one tomorrow, let's see if they won't do the BVN for you for the new account. Salary account holders you are in OYO state.

Itan fun awon irunmole...

This is how I want those thieves that broke into my home treated if I catch them
A thief cometh not but to still, to kill and to destroy.... soo if you are lucky to catch a thief like this man now, steal something from him like the hand or fingers wey he use, kill and destroy the thieving spirit from his life!

amadice:
God what have we abians done to deserve this...after all d prayers and begging DAT abia should be free from dictatorship and captivity?.... T.A orji it will never be well with u ooo...

Wasted 'epe' na ijebu people vote for d winner Abi na God minister to them to vote d pdp man

Well, this could only mean one thing....




His madness is recent

niceguy7:
Before nko? Change all the way...

Yes o, total change...








From Fashola to Ambode!

DuchessLily:
Hehehehe... Serious craze

Fixed

Sile12:
3. Hair Thread.

Yea, I used this to fly kites back then and I am still single singularly

bigt2:
buhari should also arrest the girl saying one minute remaining. she can lie o

I hope she is not the same girl that used to say my call credit is exhausted when I still have plenty credit? I fit kill that one oo

DukeNija:
SMH at you believing Buhari stands a chance because you got over 300 likes from Jobless Nairalanders. Heck the real voters are at work, in the farm, on the road, in the village, in the market, on the air, in the sea. And guess what, they didnt vote buhari before, it wont change now.

you are right many didn't vote buhari before, I voted for gej too but you can keep deluding yourself that won't change

ignis:
Nice one op. ...

I have one assignment for you....

Tell us, How GEJ met PEJ. ..

That, he would do once gej retire to Otueke to become a pastor

@op that Lazarus pastor married himself ni