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STFU Kyari.
You say this annually, yet we have never stopped.
Fu...cking propagandist.

Smartjeezy01:
Very strong and powerful men don't sleep in the same room with their wife. If you want to live long and succeed in life, don't sleep in the same room with your wife. (2) Don't allow your wife to wash your undies because you will die soon. Wash your boxers by yourself and you will live longer like metusela.

Koshi daanu, iwo onisokuso jatijati!

Buhari and Tinubu will not die well.

If you are a supporter of those bloody good for nothing bastar....ds, you will not die well too.

End.

Having kids nah part of skit making too?

Anambra1stSonTV:
Alex Otti is learning where Soludo is he hasn't achieve half of what Soludo is doing in Anambra state

Keep wallowing in self deceit

ayjay45:
As we sleep, wake up everyday, go to work or school, strive to make money.

Is the ultimate purpose of life making money or what is it exactly?

The one wey dey do you no dey do me, abeg you get like 500 naira there wey you fit borrow me? I wan chop, i never see food chop since yesterday.

Thanks

Shuaibu is gone.
A sad end but it is one of the many shittiness of Nigerian Politics.

Soludo is trying hard after seeing what Alex Otti has achieved in a short space of time.
Waste man, a perfect example of why education can be overrated in a place like Nigeria!
Instead of focusing and delivering for his people, he spent the better part of his tenure hating Peter Obi.
Anuofia.

Will they? No.

They are in bed together - customs and smugglers are fu....cking each other

Corrupt vagabonds.

Sam Omatseye, even Nigerians didnt want Tinubu, he stole the mandate!

Forgot that Buhari is a bloody bastar....d who deserves to rot in hell, for the monumental damage he did to Nigeria, Tinubu did not win the elections!

Omo ale, on je ori alangba?

Another white elephant project - airport that is destined for underutilization and loss making!

Bunch of visionless frauds parading as leaders.

That guy should tender his resignation - but hunger will not let him!

Even the Soludo that is talking, has proven he is not any much better.

Godswill Akpabio is a dunderhead, a fu...cking idio...t!

utility autos: it2s serviced by a millenium service centre at gbaga area Lagos. No issues ever has he realy done apart from changing brake pad once upon a time and general oil changes,oil filters etc as in general service! the car is in excellent condition . If you are ready you can call me for inspection on my number attached: 08060692108 or 08115556425.have a great day!

Ok cool.

Will forward your details to someone

utility autos: sorry,dont quite understand what u mean by FSH?

Full service history

nice....

you got FSH?

Dumb thread

The norm nowadays on this forum

Bull crap .... That man scoffed down chapattis, chick peas and all sorts in the dead of the night!

SA BI NE

Decryptor: Nigerians and their yeye mentality. See everyone shouting about the guy bringing out another "incurable disease". My experience in ICT tells me otherwise... The guy put some malicious code in a chip and injected the chip into himself. It will have no effect whatsoever on him or anyone he comes in contact with (physically or sexually). This is because computer viruses are made up of various mark-up languages that affect only targeted operating systems on a device (computer or mobile) depending on which one. Computer viruses have no RNA or DNA that can have any effect on the human metabolism.
It's just like getting a drop of blood from a HIV infected person and drop it on a USB flash, plug it into a computer and then say the computer is now infected with HIV! That would be laughable!! Because HIV thrives only in the blood-stream of humans and some other animals and not in a Windows Operating System.
Abeg ignorance is a disease itself.

Take a chill pill ... I think a lot of folks who commented on the thread are being sarcastic

Abu Mikey: You call that Act of "Stu.p.idiy" Historic?? Mehn Table leg You fall my hand!!

Isn't it historic or do you know anyone else who has done such?

She is aight .... But won't touch it with a barge pole!

Abu Mikey: Jobless Nigga!!!!!

He's not a nigga dunce!



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Well done.... Congratulations on the historical feat!

splendid12: I LOVE HER BOOBS, SHE BETTER GO AND LOOK FOR ANOTHER CAREER. GOD HAS NOT CALLED HER. IN CASE SHE IS LOOKING FOR A BOY FRIEND AM AVAILABLE

How do you know God has not called her?

quadbal: Nelson Mandele give up on his hospital bed just now

Smh ..... You need to be banned forever from getting near a computer or a mobile device!

HILCROWN: thank you, it was a mistake

Ok cool

Daewoo never made any car by the name of LANSO .... It is LANOS!

Damn.....