₦airaland Forum

Dunsin2020:
Zenith bank banking hall is nothing but a brothel, female customers feel ashamed of what they see

Esseite:
I hope Nigeria wont go back to the days necessities looked like luxury.. when people went sightseeing in grocery shops and supermarkets..

West2019:
how many times did Fulani herdsmen be arrested and parade like this ,Yoruba are useless

jacoik:
great for prompt reply bro. but don't you think also that majority of car owners won't buy this idea because if you check the price of converting your car from fuel to gas, don't you think the price will be killing? because our automatics will use that opportunity to cut the throats of car owners. my opinion though

jacoik:
is it more economical to fuel? what happens to our fuel when everyone might have reverse to autogas

harsysky:
why don't I experience while lying on my belly? It comes mostly when I lie on my back. I just don't enjoy the experience.

southniyikaye:
I still don't understand why I don't have 0% passion for football.

So many weird things about me sha.
Football NO
clubbing No
Smoking NO
drinking. NO
womanizing NO

Shey I really dey enjoy this life like this?
Wetin I Wan tell my kids self? Which stories I go tell them?
Don't even keep friends, I don't have a single friend

BrownLondon:
Yoruba boys making Naija proud.

OnyeObodo:
Mtcheew.... This boy will be a capital fool to yield to such advances from the most useless country in the whole world.

Saka I don't know if you are reading this or will read this. If you will read this son... Listen to this advice from a surviving soul in this animal kingdom called Nigeria;

"Never you in your life switch allegiance to come and play for this hopeless country of derelicts and corrupt souls. Nigeria is a very terrible country that hates her citizens and suppresses the common man till death. Please swear allegiance to England and play for them. Even if you didnt succeed, your children will be forever respected and adored as the children of a legend who played for the lions.

Please secure your future playing for England. If you play for Nigeria, they will never appreciate you and you will not get rewarded for your sacrifices. Do not allow your talent to be used by the useless Politicians in Nigeria who are evil, devilish and demonic."

Its only in Nigeria that dead soldiers are forgotten immediately they die like animals. Even their wives must sleep with a high ranking official or accountant to get the allowances due to their husband. hmm

Make this mistake and be sad for life!

winterfell007:
I was the first guy who broke the news here in nairaland. Wonder why it never made front page??

Greenvaiper:
She has even become more useful to her family in death than when she was alive. Nice one

JuicePac:
The igbos are intelligent and brilliant

Oracle13:
The animal is called 'Tasmanian devil" you don't have to eat every animal now ooh.

salisuammy:
It looks like Tasmanian Devil AKA T Devil.

chigo5:
she said the reason why she no wan date me was because we are course mates blah blah blah.

faithingit:
one day africans will enslave the Asians and the whites

chigo5:
happened to me bck in school, gal had to confront me and ask why I stop caring bout am I tell am say no need of me flocking around other people's babe say me too wan my own babe

selemempe:
audio.

From which company or country did they acquire the 12 ventilators when a whole south Sudan doesn't have up to 12

potent5:
Idoma is closer to Hausa and Yoruba than Igbo, I assure you.
I know because I understand and speak Idoma, though I am not Idoma.

Sixfeetbelle:
You have no right to call someone ugly when you don't have the title of the world's most gorgeous man. In essence, it's someone who is ugly themselves than can identify another of the same kind.

"Takes one to know one"

Sniper101:
Aboki ...you say North do WETIN?

24kmagic:
Same question i have always wanted to ask.

I also have my doubts about the numbers ncdc do bring out, especially that of Kano.

Kano state can inflate figures for Africa.
If they tell you they counted ten in Kano, just know that what they actually counted was 5 and half. Even their population is inflated.

Upon all the federal allocation they get from inflating figures, they are still among states with the poorest number of people in this country.

The day this country will split into two equal halves, there'll be gnashing of teeth in the core north.

Very useless, unproductive folks.

Justiceleague1:
Am I the only one who haven't and just don't wanna see Black Panther!?

Same way I can never see X-Men, especially that rubbish Wolverine

NevetsIbot:
I'm in Ondo Town and in scared shitless

To think I ran all the way from Akoko because it was close to Ekiti to Ondo Town and now Rona is in the next town...

kalufelix:
So sh!t can actually hit a tropical country this hard..mehn! Sh!t keeps getting real by the day..

Ishilove:
We can never know with men.

Ishilove:
Lesser deity