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If u dey find greener pasture, go zambisa forest. Spear grass wen green boku for there wellu well.



maalu lo fe ya

Ezechinwa:
You need to monitor how you eat, bath with antiseptic soup, use a really expensive perform!!!

bro, this your english tho. How did you manage to sign up?

Hadassahisbae:
mtchew..

must u show us dah u are so phoolish? if you doan have anything to say, why can't u just ignore it like others did?

HenryDion:
When am talking about having a snake as a pet, am not talking about papa or mama snakes lolz. I need at least, a few days old snake. Through there, i can create a bond with the snake and we will become great friends. Some of my friends on Facebook has snakes as pet and is very huge and old, like 8 years old. All u need is gain the trust of the noble animal and you are good to go. I know of a Facebook page where i can order snake and it will be ship here in Nigeria but i have problem with trust. Still waiting for the God sent...

you can't gain a reptile's trust

Good day Nairalanders and panel of esteemed Moderators.
This may not be of utmost importance, but i started this thread out of curiousity. I joined Nairaland in October, 2013 and today, I just want to know if it's just impossible to see the list of people following me or if I am the one who is not getting it right.
Thank you.

xpac01:
If she can help me loose my car tyres then I can help her loose her hair.

lol baba i bow o

cruzita:
some men can be so sweet to the core unlike some wey dey here

good luck with your search for a jigolo

prettymina:
I wish I have som1 that can do this for me

you need a jobless man

wristbangle:
I still got a positive feedback from a lady in bank today when I approached her.

Maybe it's a NO for you but for some ladies, doesn't mean anything.

Laveda must hear this!

iyke926:
Not when you spend better money for her shopping.




MoneyTalks

RED ALERT!! Another ATM material spotted on nairaland!


Money talks, money talks. Guys like you end up having bitxches as housewives

iyke926:
Not when you spend better money for her shopping.




MoneyTalks

RED ALERT!! Another ATM material spotted on nairaland!


Money talks, money talks. Guys like you end up having bitxches as housewives

iyke926:
Not when you spend better money for her shopping.




MoneyTalks

RED ALERT!! Another ATM material spotted on nairaland!


Money talks, money talks. Guys like you end up having bitxches as housewives

I am still looking for the fruit

End time FP. Welcome to Nairaland

If na me talk like that now, they go ban me for nairaland

Jexyme:
Mine was very interesting!

At first I was a little scared because of uncertainties surrounding NYSC PPA posting.

But thank God, the service year ended with so much money in my account, great working and community service experiences. I'm now gainfully employed.

Glory be to God!!!

how much? Simple

yanabasee:
After they sent GOODLUCK away... All we have left is badlucks from daura juju...

Everyhere's dead casualties..... 7 female Corp members raped on Kaduna-Abuja highway by muslims who disguised as policemen...

Things are happening...

But it will never get to us and our family... We're covered and protected.

you are irritating bro. Islam did not teach us to rape. So what's the meaning of ' Nine girls were raped by Muslims' . In my opinion, i think the way you talk shows you're unintelligent. I'm sorry

Addicted2Women:
[size=16pt]Religion is fake.

Church is fake.

Jesus Christ is fake.

Mohammed is fake.

Hell is fake.

Heaven is fake.

When was Jesus Christ born ??
Was there any camera during his existence ??

How do you come up with the picture of an insane man dressed in White and red robe, who was born 6 million years ago when there was no camera and tell me this is Jesus Christ.

Fucck out of here with that bullshit[/size]

another slowpoke has been spotted on nairaland! Well, because Christianity is fake doesn't mean Islam is fake. All these things you listed are quite in contrast with Islam. Have u seen a pic of Muhammad (S. A. W)? No! Do Muslims draw pictures of jesus? No!

So why are u generalizing your own stupidity?

wallace83:
All this fucktards coming up here saying shit......are u making any sense

bro, can't you use your head before you talk?

Kikero112:
So MTN should continue to disobey our laid down laws....

And after...you will be complaining that Nigeria is a country that does not observe rule of law.

which laws? Federal Laws? I'm not a fan of MTN but i'm not gullible enough to believe that what the NCC has done is the right thing. How can one pay over 80% of it's total revenue as fine? Asides that, how can a Nigerian body (NCC) prefer to be paid in dollars, not naira? Bro, you really need to read and understand before jumping on people's comments

they wan collect some of his money.

Hello, please where are all the first class graduates of economics in Nigeria working? What are the economists doing? Do they employ them at all? Is their formal education a waste in such that they cannot voice out sense into this NCC that is just slapping out fines like people that didn't pass through the school system.

Carnations:
This virginity thing. It seems a big issue for you. And it’s generating awkward contradictions in you. It’s the hidden reason you’re struggling with your emotions. You’re conflicted inside because you know you have no standing.


http://manly.ng/nigerian-man-marry-a-virgin/


Follow Leke Alder on Twitter: @lekealde

i have deflowered two different girls before, they were both my girlfriends at that time, and i didn't feel guilty since they wanted it and i wanted it too. So some things can't just be analysed, so please stop disturbing yourself. After reading all these, i still want to marry a virgin. Thanks

Kirinwa:
Really?

By being a stakeholder in visafone I think am entitled to be chairman of this occasion.
I would be back for further comments.

Meanwhile lalasticlacla you know how's its done.

Yes, visaphone had a good vision and structure but they lacked expansion as well as competent staff and strategists.

They had good call plans and tariffs. Why I stopped using them was not only that I had to travel down sometimes to their office to recharge. I didn't mind but finally my phone got spoilt. Imagine they didn't have technicians to repair it and demanded I give them money to transport it outside my state. Phone I bought cheaply then, about to cost me half of the price in repairs.
I painfully left their office and have not looked back since then, thanks to Etisalat.

Am I first to comment?!
*dancing


Oga Seun credit me ooh.

you're a stakeholder in visafone, yet you cant spell it correctly

Carlcaresophia:
Hi TaiKuun, is there any problem with your phone after the repair? If yes, please private us and let us know your phone number, IMEI, as well as work order number. So that we can transfer your information to our colleagues to check the details. Thank you!

i said i have fixed it, i also wanted to ask you a question but you don't seem to read comments properly before you comment. All your comments usually mean the same thing- visit our customer care, or ''we will transfer your info to our colleagues'' are you a bot?

Carlcaresophia:
Hi TaiKuun, about the questions you mentioned, you can try to counsel with our local Carlcare Service Center directly. Our colleagues there will try to check for you. If you need us send you address and hotline of our service center, please let us know the city and state you are living in now. Thank you!

i already fixed it at the carlcare customer service center in ikeja. Thanks a bunch. But permit me to say something pls

Estharfabian:
I'm sorry?

issorai

Estharfabian:
Truth be told...

I'd never ask A guy Out!! even if my life depended on it! how degrading!! My ego won't even let me...

I'd keep giving him signs(Green, blue and yellow lights), I'd talk sweet to him, Change my voice around him, be all touchy n mushy towards him, Act overly caring, maybe call him like TWICE A month?...if he still doesn't get those Obvious/vivid Romantic signs.

He should go hang himself for all I care!!! fûck him!

Dating isn't my priority...There are plenny "Sharks" in the sea...I only have to choose from so many.....!

what you said was right but you are too rude. Thats repelling

adwaani:
whenever I watch this guy play,i can't help but compare him to once upon a time Samuel eto fils,when he was at Barcelona. ighAlo has the perfect blend of power, pace and positioning to become the greatest no 9 out of Africa after Eto.he needs to work in his finishings though.....

he's the greatest no. 9 out of Africa after Eto and he needs to work on his finishing? Oga leave it like that no player is perfect.

Hiploko:
sorry for you. Stop dodging the question. How can you be fighting corruption when you've not fought the corruption that brought you to power? Who funded APC's election campaigns? Kettle calling pot black. Abeg bounce joor!

hey mr. Man please come back. Have a seat, thank you.
*clears throat*
Ok, you see, the corruption from the past government is so glaring that it practically crippled you without you noticing it. This man has come to help you so play down your hatred for him so that you can understand him better. He didn't say he's clean remember? But if he doesn't fight corruption now, then who will?

Briee:
Na book you dey write?

this is one of those women you should refuse in your life. They'll never encourage you