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Stuntkid172:

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If u know this NETWORK just call the name.Dear customer, there are 18 persons ahead of u to speak with the customer service representative could u pls wait 4 about 12min 4sec. Could u pls press 1 to wait but if u choose to use our self service option pls press 2..



U pressed 1...



Do u want our information on products and services while u wait, if yes press 1 but if no press 2.



You press 1.



Another voice:
How can i set up my e mail on my Blackberry and iphone? please help oo
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MTN nah.


But next time, doan press 1, else be prepared to be derailed from the reason you called the c/c in d first place.

And somewhere, some people are buying one wiko crap for 30k.

bebe2:
See there is a #1k shop.

That's something I have being nursing for a long long time, but being out of the country has curbed my enthusiasm on a lot of thing.

Who asked you question now?

carbonmonoxide:
Guys the purpose of this thread is for tertiary and prospective tertiary institution students to know the best, most functioning, the most efficient and the most effective student's union government (SUG) across all the tertiary institutions (universities, polytechnics, colleges of education etc).in Nigeria..

I can vouch for the SUGs of olabisi onabanjo university ogun state and federal poly, bida, niger state...

so people, let's see your views...

what's all these boring threads making front page?
Lalastic#Lala??
If I knew where you are right now, I would have came over there just to slap your head into oblivion.

go on and ban me

Apple iShit has been ripping off innocent users since 7BC

you got to thank God cuz you are better off some people


While some Nigerian celebrities are celebrating their '4th wedding', a lucky nairalander is celebrating their own '4th wedding anniversary'. For that alone, Allah is worthy of praise.

MyGeneration:
Ok 500hausas and 300fulanis...
Re u ok now.

i am okay, it is you who is claiming to be ill

fmprof:
where did u get yr statistics from? south west s never 80% Muslims..lailai...u may say north s 60%, 40% Christians den south west, 65% Christians n 35% Muslims..

you and the guy you are correcting, are both educated illiterates

MyGeneration:
Let me venture out of my comfort zone nd go to where they wud bomb me... LoL...
I don't hate them but if that list is made up of 800 Hausa's let him start getting ready to channel his pipelines to lake chad.

yes its true you dont hate them, e-diot.

If you dont hate them, then you wouldnt even be thinking that its possible that the list be made up of 800 Hausas.

But i havent heard from a friend, enemy, or relative that was among those 800. Abeg who them tell

Who no know say na PDP kill APC ward 4 chairman in his house in Omoku, Rivers

They decapitated him, killed is wife and killed his son, leaving only his daughter.

MKO4ever:
LALA, SEUN, ISHI, MODs, WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING NAIRALAND TO BE USED FOR FALSE INFORMATION?

90% OF DETAILS GIVEN BY THE OP IS FALSE

LET US TRY AND READ THE EXPOSURE DRAFT OURSELVES: http://www.cenbank.org/Out/2016/FPRD/GUIDE%20TO%20CHARGES%20FOR%20BANKS.pdf

THE N50 CHARGE IS NOT FOR CHEQUE BOOK. IT IS FOR COUNTER CHEQUE

COUNTER CHEQUE IS WHEN YOU GO TO THE BANK WITHOUT YOUR CHEQUE BOOK, THEN BANKS WILL NOW CHARGE YOU N50 FOR USING COUNTER CHEQUE.

ACTUALLY THIS CHARGE USED TO BE N200 + N10 (VAT)

BUT THIS NEW RATE GUIDE HAS REDUCED THE CHARGE TO N50

PLEASE LET US NOT CONFUSE THE PUBLIC

it is a propaganda, aimed at libelling the present Govt.

SOSOGENTLE:
I don't agree, for me the first thing I look at in a lady is her feet. Then her reaction towards your conversation with her. The rest na jara

people are looking at better features, you are looking for feet




Your problem ehn, no be for here o

Okay good one OP.


i also try to talk to a girl. Then i watch how she replies. I can read how intelligent she is, though not always 100% accurate

asides Channels TV which is nigeria-based, there are alternative ways you can enjoy over 200+ channels right from your android device provided that you have a good source of internet data access

Godmother:
Guys always complain of girls not being bold enough to make the first move. They do now and you call them oloshos. And anyways, that she came here doesn't mean she's interested in the guy romantically. She might just like and want him as a friend.

why does she want him as a friend so bad

CaptainECole:
That one course you rarely find a first class student .. that course where you read like you breathe,practicals are hell,theories na die... that very broad course, that course meant for geniuses only... I PRESENT TO YOU:
















CHEMICAL ENGINEERING

in your sch? Well in UNILAG, that's the dept of First Class'

zizi04:
please help me out with the direction from alagbado...i dont know orimolade at Agege

so u also live in Alagbado?

wouldnt it be nice to know each other better?

sweetcocoa:
It's now that you people just heard the news abi? I even wonder sef, do we as Nigerian women actually want equality? We are way too passive on the matter.


What am I even saying? Your pastors/Imams say you are unequal to a man, so how can you stand up to or challenge him? I just got to know today that, in Islam, if a woman wears perfume,walks by and a man perceives the fragrance, she automatically becomes an adulteress, that's just reasonable

All these celebrities are just disappointing, they can't even use their influence, do they even know what's happening in the country?


You are even pleading with them to consider the bill, what a joke. Go and roll on the floor, continue crying and pleading, this one is not nearly enough.


Nonsense.

my question,

How this proposed Gender Equality Law fit help u now?

FvckeDyoBiTch:
A thousand naira is not even up to $4...Op you poor ...You should have left it to The hungry Abokis_


*Hides phone screen as my girl is passing by*...She's a big Animal activist

you wey u rich, who you don epp

jantavanta:
Why can't they give Nigerian women Saudi Citizenship to ship them over there and cater for them?
Nigerian Women go there for pilgrimages every year and yet they can never get the Saudi Passport. Is it a good policy of a good govt?

see how this one is talking like a fool

kennygee:
Them get time sha.

Giving relevance to cheating boyfriends?

What happened to porting to glo is MTN is ripping u off?

Na to make am side nigga until e no exist again na.

is it after he has already mastered the shape of ur kitten and can even draw if off head?

chido20:
jamb shud be scrapped





jst raising a motion

so that olodos like you can litter all the universities, right?

spot booked

Jadekitana:
You don't know who is who, when I asked if he was a member he smiled, paused and said No! That lie gave him out already. If he had said oh i'm....... i'd simply have said oh i'm jadekitana the naughty thick head case close. He lied, so I became careful with my contact as well.

when I checked your profile page, I saw that you wrote that u are aspiring to be phyno's wife, then I concluded that your bf doesn't have a girlfriend yet.

Your mates are posting their business on their signature, dreaming of landing a big contract and u are here busy dreaming of being phyno's wife.
Na because say dem still dey feed u, if not, you'd have received sense since all these days. Such a Waste of vital organs

Is it because of juuz a phrase ''endtime tiredness'' you dreaming of him? He uses nairaland, and so fuckin what? Whtas amusing about that?

You must be a clown

Guys go use dat ur public toilet play tire

magicminister:
Since these people can die for politicians, let them kill themselves.
They are waste products and useless to Nigeria.
My only prayer is that no innocent life should be lost.
The rest should just butcher themselves!

after how many innocent souls?

IamforGod:
Can't u just correct me without the insult?

Are u above mistakes?

Like seriously how do the people in ur home cope?

I know u don't lack comprehension but u sure lack maturity. Please dnt ever quote. Me again

I'm sorry bro

ifedayoifedapo:
U are a bit rude

When you have a point to drive, do it with all humility especially with elders.

I am sorry

ifedayoifedapo:
You may also be wrong. Both stories talked about arrest. Any thing to show that those in the picture are not for the second arrest?

From the passage;

''The Akwa Ibom State Police Command has arrested two men who allegedly specialised in printing fake vouchers, popularly called recharge cards .''

Again in the passage

''The CP also said the command arrested two suspected robbers, while some cash were recovered from them.
He said the suspects, who used a tricycle to rob innocent victims in Akwa Ibom, were Benson Udo, 54; and Enefiok Essien, 38.
He said apart from robbing their female victims, they also raped them.''

How can these two guys be 54 years and 38 years?
Are u a victim of poor education

btw, you know I wasn't even quoting you when u jumped on my comment?

IamforGod:


This guy's are so young. Just imagine, they even rape female victims! This is so sad!

Oh Lord save ur children from the hands of evil ones like this!

is it those in the picture that rape female victims?


Some people lack comprehension. They can't even understand the simplest of passages

mogreen22:
Dont speak like you know me. I have gotten two shoes from my cobblers which in no time they start to crease. I decided to try something else, how is that a bad thing? Is everything in your wardrobe Nigerian?

try better cobblers and be part of those that are willing to grow the Naira.


pls is your leg made of pig iron